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GILBERT, MANAGER TT«II„ T»I~ gt;V $ 108 West Holly Street Holly Block J l g 0 5 D o c k s t r ^ t Phone B l a c l c 1871 ALL WORK GUARANTEED DR. G. E. FOSTER OSTEOPATH ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPECIALTY Office Hours: 9 to 12 a. m., 1 to 5 p . m. Holly Block 'PHONES—Office, Red 1874 —Residence, Red 82 CONSULTATION FREJB DR. WILBUR N. HUNT Physician and Surgeon OFFICE 'Phones—Office, Black 835 Rooms A and B, Red Front Blk —Residence Red 122 Office 'Phone, Red 471 Residence 'Phone Red 694 CHAS. L. HOLT, M. D. Specialties i Diseases of the Eye, Ear Nose and Throat Rooms land 2 Fisher Block .-«.„., , „ . „„ Will visit patients at their homes WHATCOM, WASH. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [7] ---------- We carry the most complete line of MEN'S FURNISHINGS North of Seattle* Buy your furnishings from up-to-date furnishers «J* •* J» «j* Whatcom. Washington Jill the Latest and Most Correct ...Styles in... PHOTOGRAPHY arm to be found at—— LOTHROP BROS. OUR MOTTO—"Not how cheap, but how good we can make a picture." DOCK ST., WHATCOM PIANOS YOU CAN DEAL WITH US BRIGGS' PIANO AND MUSIC CO. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [8] ---------- Headquarters for Men's and Boys' Clothing, Hats and : : : : Caps, Shoes and Furnishing Goods : : : : Globe £lotbing Company DAN McCUSH, MANAGER 106 Roily Street «««« Ulbatcom Try our Fancy Canned Fruit and Vege- : : : : tables. Quality guaranteed : : : : Hans Pearson ...The Grocer... Wholesale and Retail Prices Right OFFICE, PIKE BLOCK TELEPHONE MAIN 147 ...WHATCOM, WASH... E L D M KLINE Real Estate, Loans and Insurance, City Prop­erty, Farm Lands. Resident Agents of the Aetna Fire Insurance Company. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [9] ---------- FACULTY EDWARD T. MATHES, Pricipal, History and Pedagogy JOHN T. FORREST, Mathematics FRANCIS W. EPLY, Physical Sciences WASHINGTON WILSON, Psychology and Peda­gogy MISS MITTIE U. MYERS, English EDWIN N. STONE, Latin Miss ADA HOGLE, Drawing Miss FRANCES HAYS, Reading and Physical Culture A. P. ROMINE, Bilogical Sciences Miss AVANELLE COLEMAN, Vocal Music J. N. BOWMAN, History and German Miss H. J. TROMANHAUSER, Supervisor Train­ing School Miss GERTRUDE EARHART, Critic Teacher, Grammar Grades Miss CORA BRATTON, Critic Teacher, Inter­mediate Grades Miss CATHERINE MONTGOMERY, Critic Teach­er, Primary Grades MISS IDA A. BAKER, English and Mathematics Miss MABEL ZOE WILSON, Librarian ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [10] ---------- (— State — s Dormal School WHATCOM j * -WASHINGTON S beautifully located be­tween the cities of What­com and Fairhaven; pop­ulation of the two cities, 20,000; cities have all the modern conveniences; electric cars run within one block of the campus : : : Offers T h r e e R e g u l a r Courses— Advanced elective courses; Special courses in methods; Courses in manual training; Review courses. Prominent Features— Catalogued library; large museum; Physical, chemical, biological laboratories; Stereoptican and darkrooms; Gymnasium, dressing rooms, baths: Manual training department: Large training school, well conducted; Large and beautiful auditorium. A d m i s s i o n and Expenses— Second semester opens February 2, 1903; Students enter at any time; Board and room costs $3.50 to $4.00 per week; Self boarding costs $6.00 to $10.00 a month; No tuition; library fee $10—)£ returnable; Text books are loaned free. CATALOGUE FREE CORRESPONDENCE INVITED Edward T. MatHes Principal ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [11] ---------- Normal Messenger January 1905 THE TRAINING SCHOOL H. J. TROMANHACSKB NTII, February 17, 1902, the train­ing department led a fugitive life in various basement and other rooms of the main building, but upon the happy day mentioned above the staff and children mi­grated gladly into the commodious and comfortable quarters we now occupy. We are no longer fugitives, but ex­pansionists in a principality of our own. To all those through whose instrumentality the training school wing was built, we gratefully acknowledge thanks which must deepen as time shows the wisdom of giving the practice school an independent existence. The aim of the training school faculty- is that the de­partment of practice shall be second to none, that students may see that excellence is a thing attainable through the genius of de­voted labor. The seating capacity is now overtaxed though our present enrollment is short of 200. There are 74 names now upon the waiting list and new ones being added constantly, so that another year will hardly roll away be­fore the number of pupils admitted will reach its final limit of 250. This will mean also the employment of another critic Miss Ear- I ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [12] ---------- hart, the principal of the grammar depart­ment, is carrying three grades, Sixth, Seventh and Eighth; Miss Bratton, principal of the in­termediate is carrying three grades, Third, Fourth and Fifth, Miss Montgomery of the Pri­mary department has charge of the receiving class and Second grade. Ultimately each critic will have charge of two grades, but with heavier classes in each. This arrangement will make possible a closer supervision of the work of each grade and will also provide larger classes for every student-teacher in the house, which is a con­summation devoutly to be wished. The per­sonnel of the pupil—body is varied. What­com and Fairhaven are of course most largely represented, but there are pupils from both adjacent and remote parts of the state. Seat­tle, Olympia, Maple Falls, LaConner, Belfast, Machias, Stanwood, Ellensburg and other towns have sent children, who either live with relatives or board in town in order to at­tend. Not a few of the parents disirous of sending children have volunteered to buy any kind of seat required if only room could be provided, but their generous and well-meant offers have been of necessity declined. It is the general policy of the Training School to admit and retain only such pupils as show themselves possessed of desirable traits be­cause that in the nature of things a practice school is hardly the place for reformatory discipline. It is nevertheless true that some pupils with unenviable records behind them have been admitted upon well-defined condi­tions that their conduct and application to duty should subsequently prove beyond re­proach. This supplies a strong stimulus for improvement and never has a pupil been dropped from the lists unless for persistence in wrong-doing. Personal cleanliness of body, thought and speech are considered of para­mount importance. For those not enjoying bathing facilities at their homes, baths are freely provided, and any child has the privilege ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [13] ---------- of a refreshing bath at any time he desires. Many children have availed themselves from time to time of the means thus provided for their comfort and convenience. We have found little fellows asking for a bath when they have not had one for weeks at a time. Children who are taught to hate dirt in one form will hate it in other forms. Telling the plain truth is also emphasized. Children are given to understand that no matter what their infractions of discipline, etc., may be, they are expected to state the facts without reserve. They are also taught to consider that their words will be believed and it is rare, indeed, that a child is discovered in a lie or any other convenient subterfuge. They not only tell the truth, but calmly accept penalties en­tailed thereby. Dr. Thomas Arnold believed his boys and they rarely deceived him. A child honors confidence reposed in his in­tegrity. Courtesy and consideration for the rights and feelings of others are characteristics which are carefully fostered. Boys are taught to be chivalrous to gills and girls to be worthy of respect and deference. Trust­worthiness is also cultivated. Pupils are trained to live above watching, to be self-controlled and self-directing by honest mo­tives. It is not unusual for pupils to conduct a recitation by themselves, one of their num­ber being chosen "teacher." This is par­ticularly true of the German classes from which the supervisor is often called by other and urgent business. The discipline of the Training School lays no claim to perfection, but it does lay claim to sincerity and "thor-oughgoingness." Nonsense and timewasting are wholly discountenanced but healthy, happy activity is encouraged by every possible means, and well-doing is ungrudgingly re­warded with respect and esteem. Respect and honor for parents are also inculcated. Helpfulness in the home is emphasized and girls are trained to regard a knowledge of housekeeping as a most essential part of a sensible woman's education. (To be continued in the next isssue.) ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [14] ---------- MRS. BROWNING'S POEMS ARE IN HARMONY WITH HER. AGE. uperficially thinking one would say that poetry is, in its very essence, feminine, the graceful and easy expression of the woman thought. But looking over the pages of literature, such a thought meets the con­tradicting fact that there are, and have been so very few women poets. Elizabeth Barrett Browning stands almost alone. To be in harmony with his age the true poet has to be the exponent of the age that is, must be in­terested in its great movements—social and political reforms; and also the herald of the age yet to be. For poet and prophet are one now, just as they were in the days of Isaiah, because to be a poet is to be the interpreter of things unseen. So Mrs. Browning was a real poet for humanity because she voiced what was highest and best in the age in which she lived and thrilled the world with a longing for higher and better things in the years to be. Mrs. Browning established these first principles of authorship harmonious with her age by her interest in what was taking place around her. Her attention and sympathy were aroused by the suffering of the children employed in the great mills of England, and it would seem that none could resist the plea made for these little sufferers by the poet in "The Cry of the Children." The crime of child labor exists in a portion of our own country, so the message of the poem still lives and isN equally applicable after the years that have passed. Mrs. Browning's pen was ever ready to rebuke the instigators of wrong and the perpetrators of injustice along other lines. Her response, "The Runaway Slave," to a request to contribute a poem to the American Press is the beginning of the crusade in be­half of society's wretched unfortunates which is continued in so many forms in the religion and ethics of the day. Socialism and all its affinites are all only bungling attempts to $ ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [15] ---------- bring about the reforms whose keynote is touched in "Aurora Leigh" where the suffer­ings of the poor are dealt with as a foremost problem of the age, and when the high born, gifted Aurora Leigh finding Marion Erie an outcast through the treachery of the wicked Lady Waldemar, befriends the unfortunate woman in her extremity and cares for her as a sister. In "A Thought for a Lonely Death­bed" the author sets a beautiful example of love for the sick and dying. Inspired by these lines, in which the very spirit of love is embodied, who knows how many have re­turned to cheer the sick and suffering, and carry them the beautiful evangel of hope? Mrs. Browning always endeavored to hold up high standards of living. She did not try to satirize the social world, to hold the faults of the age up to ridicule and condemnation, and have the picture transfixed for public con­tempt. Byron's caustic pen did this and left the moral atmosphere contaminated. But Mrs. Browning's kindlier art not only un­sparingly showed the wrong, but also turned human nature's lovelier side, and with deli­cate skill pictured the qualities that might re­deem. Several of her later poems were in­spired by the exciting events in Tuscany of which she was an eager witness. In "Casa Guidi Windows," "An August Voice," "Napoleon III. in Italy," Mrs. Browning protests against the wrongs practiced against Italy by the other nations and also condemns the defects of the Italian Government. Further, she forcibly urges the great nations to adopt mutually beneficial altruistic meas­ures, and to abolish on the part of any one nation, a policy that is in any way a menace to any other, no matter how immediately helpful it may be to the wealth of that nation. There is a very exalted vein of patriotism in a number of Mrs. Browning's poems, espe­cially is this seen in "Mother and Poet" which embodies some of the highest senti­ment to be found in this author's writings. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [16] ---------- It is the agonized outcry of a mother's love as it is crucified for the emancipation of the dear Fatherland. It is one of the few poems im­mortal just because it is the fervent expression of real heart break. "The Young Queen" "Victoria's Fears" are delicate studies of ap­preciation of the youthful Queen of England. There is a Christianity of art in Mrs. Brown­ing's depiction of characters in that she exalts the personal virtues; she places before the imagination of her readers characters whose lives cannot fail to arouse some love for what is best. The moral awakening of Aurora L,eigh to the duties of life, and of her cousin, Romney Iyeigh in his concept of bettering the poor and untaught, of Peter in ' 'Memory and Hope'' is something more than didactic teach­ing or sermonizing; it is giving to the best lessons the Promethean spark of life. Types of heroism are presented in ' 'A Forced Re­cruit," "King Victor Emanuel," "Isabel's Child." The beauty of the higest type of character is shown in "A Court Lady," "The Virgin Mary to the Child Jesus," "Garabaldi." The poetry of Mrs. Browning is more than mere art because she dealt with questions that were fundamental, questions that were vital in their importance to the af­fairs of the day. In dealing with these ques­tions by embodying her ideals in attractive forms Mrs. Browning adds the appreciation of what is best, the inspiration of a desire for the attainment of these noblest things. Few be­lievers in the Divine Father can study the poems of Mrs. Browning without feeling their faith in His ever abiding goodness strength­ened. Mrs. Browning's harmonious relations to the age in which she lived are shown by the fact that her influence was always bene­ficent, refining, uplifting. It is a common thing to hear it said that the higher educa­tion is not suited to the growth of womanly qualities. Mrs. Browning was a complete refutation of this fallacy. Mrs. Browning ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [17] ---------- was well skilled in scientific learning and thoroughly trained in the classics. But the depth of womanly feeling, the true pathos, the generous lofty sentiment of her verse prove that the feminine mind best trained by study can feel most tenderly and write most strongly. Critics say that Mrs. Browning wrote too much for excellence and that her poems need condensing. She might have re­turned her verses to the anvil as Horace de­crees and polished them more according to rule, but, in the process, they would have lost their fire. She did not write to exalt her own name as a poet, but to right the wrong of the age in which she lived, and so her rela­tion to that age is that of the philosopher, re­former, poet, and prophet. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [18] ---------- Che normal messenger Published Monthly By the Students of THE STATE NORMAL SCHOOL WHATCOM, WASHINGTON £ 5 : ^SON.^5 ' ^ BCSXKBSSMAKAOBRS. EDITORIAL STAFF F. W. RHOADES, '03 Editor-in-Chief BEU,E WIWJAMS, '03, Parthenon/ Titw««r GERTRUDE SMITH, '03, Utopian... j i,uerary MARY PATRIC, '0? Y. W. C. A J T^cala ALICE CURRIE, '05, Soronian j i^ocais ETHEL EVERETT, '04, Aurora, Alumni STATIRA BIGGS, '03, Chilic Exchanges ERNEST W. O'LOUGNLIN, '04, Philomathean Athletics MINNIE SHUMWAY, '04, Alcott School Notes ADA MYERS, '05, Kulshan Miscellaneous EARL S. MORRIS, '03, Parthenon Staff Artist TERMS—FIFTY CENTS A YEAR Address all communications to the Editor-in-chief, Whatcom, Wash. Application has been made for entry at the Whatcom Postoffice, as second-class matter. VOL IV JANUARY J903 NO. 3 Since our last issue a new year has dawned upon us. Nineteen hundred two has been relegated to the past and now belongs only to history. Our records in so far as it is con­cerned have all been made and cannot be altered. But the record book of nineteen-hundred- three lies spread out before us and locked up within each one of our souls is the history which we shall individually write upon its pages. It is not fixed as yet but is subject to ourselves how it shall be written. The materials are within us, we determine, individually, what use we shall make of them. In view of these facts, the dawning of a new year is a fitting time in which to look in upon ourselves and to look out upon the world with the purpose of determining what our indi­vidual needs are and what our individual actions must be to best conform our lives to the upbuilding and betterment of the world. As we are students we recognize that our present needs for this purpose of best serving the world are pre-eminently educational qual­ifications, and so it is our special duty to so direct our present activities that we may make the most of the advantages offered by one of ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [19] ---------- the greatest educational institutions of the state. We are here preparing ourselves for the world's service during the life that we shall be permitted to live in it. This efficiency of that service depends upon the quality and quantity of our preparation. The quality and quantity of our preparation depend upon our habits of study and life while here. There­fore if it is our ambition to serve the world to the greatest extent, (and that should be the ambition of every human being living in it), we should highly resolve, at this beginning of a new year, upon the best habits of school life and study that lie within our power to form. It is a fact worthy of our consideration as students that a greater degree of preparation for life's services is needed this year than ever before in the world's history. This is true because the world is at a higher stage of civilization than ever before, and the number of human activities have consequently multi­plied. It is apparent that in a low stage of civiliza­tion the human wants are few, and the activ­ities necessary to supply those wants are con­sequently few. The preparation necessary to meet the demands of such a civilization, it is evident, is less than the preparation necessary to meet the demands of a civilization full of human activities. And so it is that for an equal degree of service we need a higher degree of preparation than was ever before needed. * * * • The next lecture of the course is announced to be given at the Normal auditorium Feb­ruary 6. It is to be upon the subject "Sher­man's March to the Sea" and will be deliv­ered by Gen. O. O. Howard who was second in command of the Union forces in that memorable historical event. To the lovers of history this will probably be the best number in the course. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [20] ---------- VTHEN NOBODY CLSE, IS AROUN*. Did ye ever set down by the river When nobody else wuz aroun' An' watch the willows quiver An' lisen ter every soun'? En ye thought ye wuz all by yerself When nobody else wuz aroun', Until some sly little feathery elf Peeped out in a jacket o' brown. An' sed ter ye plain, as out he peered, With his curious roun' little eyes, "I'll sing ye a song as never ye heered Ef ye don' make any noise. Then way deep in those branches I'll twitter an sing ter you." I tell ye them er rare chances An' they only come ter a few. Fer ye must love ter lissen An' set quiet like an' still, Or likely ye'll be a missin' The very sweetest trill. An' then cums a saucy chipmunk, Who cums mos' cautiously near, An' peeks 'roun' an ol, burnt tree-trunk An' thinks ye looks so queer. But when he finds ye won't harm 'im He cums quite close ter play An' runs aroun' til ye 'larm 'im, Then quickly he scampers away. But trios, of all yer love ter see, As yer settin' there in ther shade, Is the timid rabbit 'at don't see ye Or else he'd be afraid. Then when he's hoppin' so slow an' queer Ye whissle quiet an' low, Until he stops with a charmed sort o' fear, A kind o' hating to go. Oh! them er the moments at ye love bes' When nobody else aroun', An' ye can yer love fer Natur' confess Which comes from the heart, deep down. An' ye may be sure she'll hear ye, Ef it comes from a heart 'at's true, An she'll to her heart receive ye An' tell ye her secrets, too. So Natur's always near ye, If nobody else aint along, An' you may be sure she'll hear ye Ef ye say anything 'at's wrong; Or think anything 'at ye ought not About year neighbor or frien' Fer ye were certainlv taught not, An' Natur' 'ill understan'. —B. M. W. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [21] ---------- LOCALS. Miss Cooper visited friends in Oregon. A popular question is "How did YOU get back?" What is the key note to good manners ? B natural. Miss Lelia Duffy of the first year has left school. Miss Grace Huntoon visited the Normal January 6. Miss Emma Clanton is expected back next summer. A popular song "Oom-Fa-ha" for partic­ulars call on Ye Editor. Ralph Whitcomb has left school and is teaching school al Goshen. We are glad to number Miss Carrie Temple again among students. Mr. Dick Everett has not yet returned to school on account of the sickness, of his father. Miss Alice Carmen was called home Jan­uary 7 on account of the death of her brother. Each student who went home for the holidays returns with a tale "washouts on the lines.'' Zoe Stangroom has left school and ex­pects to spend the remainder of the winter in California. Young lady (playing ping pong)—"Are you thirty, love?" He—"No, but I will be next birthday." Miss Lula Robinson has the measles and has not yet returned to school, but she is ex­pected to return in time for "The Box of Monkeys." Eight new students have entered school since Christmas. Miss Rose Woods, Miss Pettijohn, Miss Duxberry, Clifford Bangs, Howard Bowley, Roy Bowley and Mr. Pierce. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [22] ---------- The school pins have arrived and are selling rapidly. The seniors are sorry that the students could not have them to wear home, but "delays are unavoidable" the rail­road campanies tell us. The junior reception was a decided suc­cess, every one reporting a good time. The district school was very amusing. The Junior Glee Club was well trained and the girls were a credit to the class. A modern philosopher says you seldom see real concentration until you observe the Normal students reading the notices on the bulletin board. They will stand and block­ade the hall and nothing less than a washout, a landslide, or flood, will move them. Geology class—Prof. Romine—"You may call the entire order Sauria, that is a basket you can all fall in and save yourselves, is it not?" Voice in the rear of the room "Yes, if we leave our feet hanging out" Miss Bratton, Miss Montgomery and Miss Breckenfelt would like the service of a cheap boy to direct them to their numerous boarding . places for their various meals each day in the week. None but an "abstract thinker" need apply. On December 16 at the home of Mrs. Near, Miss Effie Rear and Miss Belle Wil­liams entertained their friends in honor of their birthdays. All report a delightful time. The conundrums to be answered with the names of the members of the Senior class were especially good. On the morning of December 19 Repre­sentatives Moultray, Roth, Merrill, Griffith, and Edens visited the Normal and attended the exercises in general assembly. Miss Baker's talk was very appropriate and ap­preciated by all. The entire student body regreted that Miss Hays and Miss Cole­man did not respond to encores. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [23] ---------- Realism in Art—little Visitor: (pointing to a large oil portrait) "Whose picture is that?" Little Hostess: "She was my mamma's great aunt. I never heard much about her, but I guess she was a school teacher." Little Visitor: "Why?" Little Hostess: "See how her eyes fol­low us about." The week after vacation Dr. Bowman and Mr. Wilson gave some interesting talks in General assembly on the Venezuela question and the Monroe Doctrine. Dr. Bowman con­fined his talks to the history of the interest which the powers have taken in Venezuela, and the points at issue at the present time. He also gave an interesting history of the Monroe Doctrine and the necessity from a com­mercial standpoint. Mr. Wilson followed with his thought confined to the same subject from a philosophical standpoint. WHAT THE FACULTY DID DURING THE VACA­TION. Miss Coleman visited friends in Seattle and Tacoma. Doctor and Mrs. Mathes spent Christmas day in the mountains. Miss Tromanhauser spent her vacation with friends in Tacoma. Miss Hogle read a paper at the associa­tion on "Manual Training." Prof. Bowman attended the association and visited friends in Tacoma. Miss Barhart spent the holidays with friends in Portland, and was unable to return to her work until Tuesday. Prof. Wilson was down to the association and spent a few days in Seattle,.the remainder of the time he was in Whatcom. Prof. Stone attended the State Teachers' Association in Seattle and visited his old classmate, Rev. C. Mears, of Snohomish, ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [24] ---------- Miss Hays was at the association. She is now in Wenatchee attending the Teachers' association, which is in session at that place. Miss Bratton, Miss Montgomery, Miss Baker, Miss Myers, Miss Wilson, Prof. Romine, Prof. Forrest and Prof. Eply spent the vacation in Whatcom. Alumni Notes. Pearl L,ee, '01, spent her vacation in What­com. Hattie Pratt is teaching in the Lincoln school. Mary McBride is teaching in the Sehome school. Alice Nichols is teaching in the Everett schools. Calla Monlux, 'oi, retained her last year's position. Ethel Siders, 'oi, is teaching in one of the Seattle schools. Laura Sweet spent the holidays in What­com with her parents. Edith Fouts is one of the Whatcom teach­ers, in the Sehome school. Miss Jessie Lawrence spent a few days in Seattle during her vacation. Pauline Jacobs again resumed her position in the Washington school of this city. Florence Griffith was re-elected to her last year's position in the Columbia school, What­com. Margaret Clark, 'oo, did not resume her former position as teacher in Everett schools on the account of ill health. Grace Huntoon, during her week's visit in Fairhaven, was again welcomed by her many friends at the Normal. She has re-com­menced work in a school near Seattle. May Gilligan, who taught a short term of school at Fir, has accepted a position as as­sistant teacher of the Fourth and Fifth grades of the Sehome school, Whatcom. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [25] ---------- Athletics At this stage of the season it is only fitting and proper for us of athletic trend to state that weather is king. Owing to its unstable con­dition we are unable as yet to make any ma­terial advancements toward field sports, and consequently, at this writing, all energies are being bent in the prodigious enervating task of preparing the second basket ball team for a bout with the second team of Company M. In this connection perhaps it would not be amiss to recount the trials and episodes of Team No. i, which upon the 30th of December last, with the spoils of former victories in their wallets and hope at its heighth, disdain­fully saluted the bay cities and turned to con­quer in fields wherein greater contentions were at stake. How three successive games were played in the city of Tacoma, how in each we met defeat; how the journey deeply affected our pecuniary interests; and how landslides and washouts bitterly checked a hasty and secluded retreat are trivial incidents which we are loath to relate; but might easily recall when we are to grow reminiscent. Despite these conditions the team will always cherish the greatest respect for the various teams against whom they contended, as no effort was spared upon their part to ex­tend to us a most cordial welcome, this was exemplified in placing at our disposal any of their material that would assist Us in our un­dertaking. Athletics will assume a position of greater importance as the season advances; good ma­terial is now in sight for a strong baseball team, and some of our more agile students are anticipating some effective track work. Plans for a Basket Social to assist the boys in clearing the little debt which they have contracted are now being agitated. Great enjoyment will accrue from this feature if their plans not nipped in its bud. Further details will be given at a later date. In the meantime save your pennies for the event of the season, as a liberal patronage is still cheap at the expense of an enjoyable evening. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [26] ---------- HOW THE NORMAL GIRLS SPENT THE HOLIDAY VACATION. A company of students from Everett and York, who were delayed as they were return­ing to the Normal, by the bad condition of the Rhoades, decided to entertain themselves while they waited, by relating How they spent the vacation. Bessie said that she tried to be of Service while she was at home, and so helped her father by cutting out a Gross of small pieces of Zink. Mary, said "When I went home I told my mother that I was sick of having to depend on the Baker, and that I wanted to learn to Cook. I made some Graham gems that were very good, only they tasted rather Egge. I made a Hart shaped Tart. I know you would Grant—ham, Ear,- hart, and any other meat, nice, the way I pre­pare it. My mother told me to cut the fishes' heads off below the Gill before I Fry them; and that she always Sears a Fowler Bird, be­fore she dresses it. If you have never been able to eat an Olive, I'll Wager you could the way I prepare them." She did not have time to Staight how this was, however, for she was interrupted by a Grace—ful Young lady, who said, "My friends all know that I Love—-joy, so they gave me a surprise party, and brought me several presents, a Pearl handled pen knife, ring with a Ruby in it, a beautiful Rose, a Daisy, a Pansy, a Violet and some Myrtle or other Green leaves. They asked me to play a March, and we sang 'Little White Lilly Sat by a Stone.' One girl did nothing but Brag; and when we came to the end of the song her Do—ran an octave too low. My Lynnet sang until it nearly brought tne House down with its Pierce Little voice." Then Velma broke in with Ar—nett, that will do! I want to tell about my visit to the Moorman Temple, where I saw several Noble, old men, Peter—son, and grandson, James-son, and grandson; and John—son, and grand­son. Anyone would know that every one of ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [27] ---------- them was a Freeman from the way he walked into the Church. Leah said that she wished to learned as much about the various trades as she could in a Short time, so when she went home she went to see the Plummer, Potter, Miller, Cooper, and black—Smith work. She added "Will—is a Taylor, or, as he is German, a Schneider. Flora learned to Currie a horse; and studied the various kinds of Hays in the Hay—den; and went with the Shepherd to take some wool to the Mills. Lucy learned to play Ball; and Julia said that she nearly went Starck mad trying to learn to ride a Ferris Wheel—er bicycle. She said that one Day she ran into a Post and hurt herself so badly that she sat on her mother's Lapp until Knight came. She remarked that if ever she had to Rear a girl, she would teach her to ride a bicycle before she was too old to cry over a Little hurt. Her face Bode tears, and she said she wished she could have Lane in a Coffin. Minnie went to the Forrest and tapped a maple tree in Hopes of getting some Sweet Sapp, but a Little boy who was going by said uSa—die know 'At wood aint de Wright kind o' maple?" Another Smart Little girl put on her Mackintosh and went out in the rain and planted some Kale and Millet. A Keen Young lady persuaded a Car—man to be her Bow—man and take her into the R o ­utine where a Collier was at work. She said the Cole—man had often told her about that wonderful mine. Two girls who had some Boggess Nichols went to a store and asked to see a Webb of Brand new cloth that would be good for making a Monty Carlo. They wanted a Little Moore than five yards. When they paid for it the clerk said O Shaw! Go— ugh with that money! Give me some good money or I will have to Dunn you. They replied that it was the change that the Pill— man had given them. The clerk replied, "I have no time for de—Bates." Then they ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [28] ---------- asked, "Wil—sonshine fade the goods?" When they were assured that the color was durable, they took it and paid good money for it. A Vestal virgin who had been sitting back by the Wall suddenly straightened up and said, "I'll Grant all you have said is True, but I am tired of your Pratt—le, and if I May, I'll tell you a story that will Shock— ey." A Stout Auld lady And—er—son and I started out Hunt—ing, but when we came to a bad Marsh and Myers, she declared that she would Strand if she went any further; so she returned home Agan, and we Prest—on. We had not gone far when we saw a Knight Haack. I did not know whether to shoot it on the Wing—er wait until it lit. I fired, and of course missed it. But the next time I was more successful; I saw a Little Brown and White Dickey Bird on a tree that stood a Long way off on the Banks of a Pond. I shot it, and the Cox comb who was with me started on a Trott after it; but as he was crawling through a Loop in the wire fence, his coat caught on the Barks and he had to wait until I set him free. He did not Ware rubber boots, so of course got his feet wet. He obtained the prize, however; and when I saw the Downey Little Birdie, I was sorry that I had killed it, and commenced to Pett— e t " When she had finished, the others ex­claimed, "Is that So Relle?" Exchanges We do not think we are capable either mentally or physically, to pass our criticism on every exchange we receive. Know that we welcome you all and hope you will not be hurt if we do not give each one the valuable (?) advice of a schoolma'am. A person who will not subscribe to his own paper, but reads it over the shoulder of a friend, is so short that you can tie his necktie to his shoe string.—Kx. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [29] ---------- In Chemistry—"Have you seen her?" "No, but Kerosene her, and I gas she has not benzine since."—Ex. The Normal Messenger is rather too weighty a paper, but it's style is very at­tractive.— Ex. We were disappointed in the Kodak's prize story; we expected a better production. Why was the Olympia not in existence sooner? It is certainly alive and progressing. The statements at the head of the literary de­partment show depth of thought. We recommend the Deutsch story in the Wa-Wa to our German students. Teacher—(In History) "Why do they have a seat of war?'' All Knowing Senior—"For the standing army to sit on."—Ex. Some things that pleased us. The stories in the High School Bell and the Olym­pia; the number of contributors to the Spinster; the publication of work from the English classes; the article on the reading of daily papers in the Normal Eyte, the cover design of the Polytechnic; the Snide Talks by Mrs. Ad-Viser in the Pacific Wave. How­ever, we are not so pleased with the amount of dialect and supposed rhythm that is to hide a lack of literary merit. Once a Freshman was cast on an African shore, Where a cannibal monarch held sway; And he served up the Freshman on slices of toast On the eve of that very same day. But the vengeance of Heaven followed swift on the act; And before the next morning was seen, By ceolera morbus the tribe was attacked For that Freshman was terribly green. —Ex. The University of Washington is the champion of the Pacific Northwest in football, having an unbroken string of victories for this season. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [30] ---------- Laconic Club A recent organization among some of the students is the Laconic club which was formed on the first day of the year. The club meets at stated intervals, having had its initial meet­ing at the home of Miss Winnifred Ingles. The first part of each meeting is spent in promoting the accomplishment of the object for which the club was formed; the rest of the time being passed with amusements and short musical and literary programs. Parthenon Last Saturday evening the program was postponed and the evening was spent in elec­tion of officers. This was very exciting as there were two political parties in the field and while one gained the victory in the first of the nominations they were overwhelmed at the last. The officers elected are: David Eason, Pres.; Mary Patric, Vice-Pres.; Belle Williams, Sec.; Isabelle McRae, Treas.; Em­ma Gruber, Att'y Gen.; Pinckney White, Marshal; Mrs. Temple, Chairman of Program Committee. After election the meeting was adjourned when a social time was enjoyed. Ping pong and games were indulged in and later a luncheon was served. The club had as faculty guests, Miss Hays, Miss Baker, Miss Hogle. An entertainment will be given January 23, 1903, under the auspices of the Senior class and a very good program is promised. The first half of the entertainment will consist of a concert by the Cecilian club, ladies octette and solos by Mr. Heber Jerauld Ingle, Bari­tone, of Seattle. Miss Coleman has been working up some very fine selections with the Cecilian Club and a musical treat is assured. Mr. Ingle is a well-known baritone singer of Seattle and his solos alone will be well worth coming for. The second half of the evening will be given to the Senior class play, "A Box of Monkeys.'' This is a comedy of great ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [31] ---------- merit and though the Seniors had a hard time getting the monkeys boxed, they now are satisfied that it will very good. The monkeys are Miss Cooper, Miss Bertha Ross, Miss Statira Biggs, Mr. O'Laughlin and Mr. Musser. The Seniors are deserving of a good attendance and all the students should make a special effort to attend. Student rates are twenty-five cents and outsiders thirty-five cents. Seats reserved without extra charge. Let every loyal student turn out and see a good entertainment. Jokes We don't want to buy your drygoods, We don't like you any more. You'll be sorry when you see us, Going to some other store. You can't sell us any sweaters, Four in-hand or any fads, We don't want to trade in your store, If you won't give us your "ads." Miss Baker—"Are there any problems you can't get?" F. D. K.—"I got all but the last fifteen." Why don't the man in the moon get mar­ried? He only gets a quarter a week and he saves that to get full on at the end of the month. Teacher—"Johnny can you tell me how iron was discovered?" Johnny—"Yes, sir; I heard pa say yester­day that they smelt it." Dr. Mathes—"Mr. Hoyies, go into Dr. Bowman's room and get some chairs." Mr. Hovies (returning). "Dr., they're all full in there." Dr. M. (surprised)—"They are!!" Mr. H.—"I mean the chairs are all full". "He vowed her beauty, like a star, Had fired the breast of him, He made this statement to her pa, Who fired the rest of him." ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [32] ---------- Between Bites in tne Base- „ ment at 12:00 M. Is any inspired mortal who can see humor in tragedy and the funny side to seriousness, a trip to the ladies lunch room in the basement, at noon, would certainly start the risibles. Upon entering the large sunny apartment, you find the walls lined with long benches upon which are seated the formerly jolly students. But alas, sad news has certainly arrived by the last delayed mail for the melancholy part of the countenances and the lugubrious expression of the eyes, emphatically impresses you of the fact that something awful is going to happen. If you dare break the awe inspiring silence with speech, all mournful eyes are turned your way and you are convinced of the fact that every one knows that you wrote up five ob­servations in one night and cut two classes next day to copy that essay. When you have reached your seat and un­pack your lunch, carefully poising your cup of cocoa on your lap, you look about you, still the cynosure of all eyes. You observe the students from the boarding house, eating together and amiably wondering if their land­lady is going to give them "the same old thing" every day. Here and there are older students eating with their younger sisters from the Training department. In the best places you will find the digni­fied Seniors seated with their mammoth lunch boxes, gravely discussing the latest "slam," which they have received from those in the habit of "slamming" that worthy class. They are so used to it that they cannot even get into a heated discussion with the usual rash assertions, but they sigh wearily, take get bites of pie, and look resigned. The only bright ray of hope lies in the fact that they need not hurry but have plenty of time to consume the three meat sandwiches, two of jam, one egg or "hunk" of meat, glass ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [33] ---------- of sauce, two cookies, one large or two small pieces of cake, five pickles, one chunk of cheese, one piece of pie, nuts, one apple or orange and cup of cocoa which constitutes the average Senior lunch. Observe the healthy looks of the Seniors who looks bright and rosy under the heaviest loads. Also observe the pale spiritless under­classmen who sits up until all hours of the night struggling with unsystematized work, brings little or no lunch and says that school is killing her. It ought to for the curriculum is made out for students possessing a few grains of sense, specially related to their health. This cannot apply, however, to the poor, long suffering Juniors whom you will find in the corner of the room, on the floor, excitedly discussing current events: President's speech, observation books and basket ball. They carry their lunch in their pockets, and the little oblong package tied with a string, measures about six inches long, four wide, and four deep and contains a sandwich, a piece of cake and an apple. It is not their fault that their menu is thus curtailed but they must get at those notebooks and have no time for such a trivial affair as "grub." The under classmen are scattered around the room, the new students looking scared; the con­genial spirits whispering solemnly over their cups of cocoa, and you can almost fancy that they are saying, "Poor man doesn't he look natural" and "what a large funeral"—and it certainly is the funeral of Sociability for though he reigns supreme and sometimes too supremely in the upper halls, yet he is laid tenderly away when entering the basement, and one murmurs at the door, "Leave all smiles and jokes behind, who enter here." One of the new students who entered after Xmas, is still debating whether hazing is still carried on in school or that the Seniors are extraordinarily effusive in welcoming new Normalites. One of the Seniors coming ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [34] ---------- through the Auditorium lobby from assembly the other morning saw in the distance the green waist and white collar of one of her congenial spirits who was standing alone with her back toward her. Rushing up, the affec-tionable Senior bestowed upon the lone figure, an athletic hug of the Bruno type. What was her astonishment and horror when the figure had gained its equilibrium and turned, to behold a face never before gazed upon in the dumfounded Senior's short career. The poor victim when last seen, was wending her way dizzily to the Rest Room. Wanted—(by Miss Gruber) that misplaced hug. New Year's resolutions heard in and around the halls. Mrs. T.—'03—I resolve to watch those boys of the Parhenon club more closely and see that none shirks his duty in getting the girls home. W. R.—'03—I firmly resolve to discard my green and red neckties and also to make less noise in saying good night. Ethel B.—'04—I resolve to show less "appreciation" of friends with cute brothers. Edna B.—-'06—I think I shall yell for the Seniors this year as it didn't do any good to yell against them last year. Kirk P.—'05—I shall swear off on room 5 and transfer to room 7. Cassie G.—'05—I swear off eating olives and washing doilies on Saturday. The Junior Flower.—I resolver to muster up courage and smile at the girls once a week. Buff I. h.—1*04—I resolve never to tell Senior girls' ages again, any way not by the paper. Emma G.—'03—I am going to swear off on bulletins from the post office. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [35] ---------- Olive B.—'03—I am going to swear off on politics this year, they are too strenuous. Issabelle Mc.—'04—I resolve to discard the funny expression on my face, and try to look as though life were a grind. Florence B.—'04—I am going to swear off on Parliamentary law and just see what the Parthenon club will come to. Buxton D.—'04—I resolve to show those Junior girls that if I wake up, the awakening will be cruel for them in class meeting. Bess D.—'03—I swear off washing my mittens and getting up spreads. Sonny J.—'03—I swear off rubbing the skin from my hands when amused. Belle W.—'03—I promise to keep out of the next thing gotten up and to look before I hug. Alice K.—'04—I swear off running over little people in the hall. Myrtle W.—'04—I swear off curling my hair. Karl M.—'03—I am going to bestow more attention on the Senior girls and less on Juniors. The F. J. C's meet in the basement in great secrecy and a Messenger reporter, in danger of her life, endeavored to find out what goes on. All she could see from her cramped posi­tion were some fantastical bowing, salaams and marching with wierd motions and much giggling. The reporter retired, concluding that F. J. C. stood for Foolish Juvenile Club. Those Second years ought to spend their time in their class meetings upstairs and maybe they wouldn't do such foolish things as elect officers before they had a constitution. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [36] ---------- The committee on courses of study is work­ing out a system of credits to be adopted by the faculty for the use of the school. By this system each student must complete work rep­resenting a definite number of credits for grad­uation, and when any student asks for ad­vanced standing he will be given as many units of credit as he may be entitled to, after which he must earn the remainder of units required for graduation in this institution. By this system every student will know definitely at the close of each servester how near he is to graduation. I J. N. Selhy «L Co. ro 4* OT jg School Supplies $ 8 Books, Stationery t | Late Books — Gift Books — Best Books § $ Come and see us. m P. | Phone Red 514 1244 Holly Street ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [37] ---------- Pearson Business College All branches taught as in any first-class college. Penmanship unexcelled. Day and evening ses­sions. Call or write. School Rooms 935 Elk St. Whatcom, Wash. A. L. PEARSON, PRINCIPAL Elk St. Coal and Wood Yard TRUNKEY SON, PROPRIETORS Roslyn and Blue Canyon Coal and Dry Fir Wood deliv­ered to any part of the city. PHONE MAIN 2361 WHATCOM PACIFIC STEAM LAUNDRY ESTABLISHED 1889 FIRST-CLASS WORK GUARANTEED UDNESS ERHOI.M, Props. 'Phone Main 2281 THE GAGE-DODSON GO. Sell Standard Goods Hart, Schaffner Marx Fine Clothing, Monarch Shirts, Perrin, Dent's Gloves, and High Grades of Men's Furnishings. Fischer Building Cor. Dock and Holly Sts. liiiiiinimiiiiiiimimifiiiiii Che Bank of Whatcom L. P. W H I T E * C O . Transacts a General Banking and Exchange Busi­ness. Your account solicited. LIGHTHOUSE BLOCK WHATCOM U l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [38] ---------- PIANOS ghickering f l W * ft mball* D. S. JOHNSTON CO. Whatcom, Wash. W. H. MOCK Undertaker and Licensed Embalmer Undertaking Parlors and Chapel 1202-1206 Slade Bl'k, Elk Street Phones-Office, Red ^ ^ WHATCOM, WASH. Cascade Laundry W. H. DAVIS, PROPRIETOR Fifteen years' experience. We solicit a share of your patronage, and guarantee our work to be first-class. TELEPHONE BLACK 325 Elk St. Bakery A. DUIMKER, PROPRIETOR Finest place in the city to obtain Fresh Bread, Cakes and Pies of the finest quality and flavor. 28 Loaves of Bread for $1.00. Free delivery. Phone your order. TELEPHONE BLACK 431 Branch Store, 811 West Holly. Telephone Black 131. A. Q. WICKMAN ...The Tailor... 1345 Holly Street WHATCOfl, WASH. ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [39] ---------- 1 Peterson Co. 1 m • : w * Must not be overlooked when JJJ j|j you want up-to-date Men's * $ Furnishings * 1 Holly Street WHATCOM | €wytl)ing' for the School Room OUR STOCK of School Supplies is very complete, and selected with special care to meet the wants of discriminating pur­chasers. We have Tablets, Slates, Pencils, Pens, Penholders, School Companions, Ink, Mucilage, library-Paste, Etc. DeChamplain « Graham The Owl P h a r m a cy Telephone Main 2021 Corner Dock and Holly Sts. CITYPROPERTY FARMLANDS Manuf 'g Sites Water and Rail Seeing is beliefbing PACIFIC REALTY CO. FAIRHAVEN, WASH. H. S. NOICE FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMER ...OAKLAND BLOCK... D. J. MCARTHUR, Notary Public H. D. MCARTHUR D. 3. mcflitbur $ Son Real Estate, Loan, Insurance 6* Rental Ag'ts ELK STREET WHATCOM WHOLESALE AND RETAIL F r e s h , S m o K e d a n d S a l t MEATS M.?K°ET. NOLTE BROS. 105H East Holly Street 805 West Holly Street Phone Red 1881 Phone Main 98 ---------- Normal Messenger - 1903 January - Page [40] ---------- We are headquarters for Men's Underwear Cotton . . from 25 cents up Woolen . . from 50 cents up A full stocR of SHAW KNIT HOSE always on Hand J» 15he Red Front Whatcom's Largest ClothiersPPPPP