1950_0113 ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1950 January 13 - Page 1 ---------- Wedie^t Wadutufo+i COLLEGIAN Vol. XLVI — No. 15 Western Washington College, Bellingham, Wash. Friday, Jan. 13, 1950 now; No • si'.' •':••'' -• School , At 3:00 o'clock yesterdayafternoon came the annonncement from the president's office that all classes are to be suspended fortoday, Friday the 13th, .because of Belling-ham's highly unusual weather. For the first time, studentscan consider Friday the 13th a lucky day. Dr. W. W. Haggard also' announced that the: library is tobe open today after 10 a. m., so that students may use the extra vacation time to rood advantage.Because of hazardous road conditions, President Haggard urges students in dormitories andorganised houses to remain in the city oyer the weekend Miss Powers announced that no 8 f.'s will be granted. At last report, the all-college mixer tonight will go on as scheduled. Gillie ASB SecretoryPaul Gillie, Collegian news editor, was elected secretary of the ASB this week by the board of control. A teacher education sophomore. Gillie was co-editor of this year's Profile and is chairman of theStudent Contest committee. He succeeds Ann Pearson, who graduated at the end of the last quarter.Writer Seeks New, All Fresh Talent Western creative writing enthusiasts are reminded by AnnisHovde of the English department that the informal Writer group is scheduled to meet Wednesday,January 18, at 4:00 p. m. in room 38. Fresh writing talent to join, in plans for publication of aforthcoming edition of "The Writer," Western literary magazine, is wanted: John Graham, studentwriter, has been serving as editor-in-chief of manuscripts submitted for possible acceptance by theeditorial board of the- Washington state all-c^ ege creative writing magazine; WWC On Air 3 TimesWeek Western Washington college will continue this quarter to have three weekly broadcastsoriginating from the hilltop campus at 4 p. m. on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, over stationKVOS. College Newsweek of the Air will be the first broadcast this quarter and will be entirely producedby the 9 members of the radio broadcasting class taught by Laurence Brewster. Next Tuesday, themusic department will present the first of the regular music programs to be held throughout-thequarter.,Dr. Arthur Hicks will be on the air with a discussion of poetry, starting next Thursday.Arrangements are also being made to include drama programs later in the quarter, Brewster said.Veteran Enrollment Hits "Record High for Western Enrollment of veterans studying under the G.I. billat Western has reached the highest number since the war, with a total of 527. Secretary ofveterans' affairs, Mrs. Ann Garcia, thinks that the high number of veterans enrolled is due to the fact thatmany of the men who entered just under the deadline in 1945 are now being discharged from theservice.. There are also several returning students who left school in 1946 and 1947 and are resumingtheir studies. A number of men and women discharged soon after the war are making use of theireligibility after considering that the final date for en-, rollment under the bill is July 25, 1951. -eiwafde lt; Diplomas in December Graduates to Teach, Travel December graduation at WesternWashington College of Education has supplied the state with 21 potential elementary teachers. Eightare already holding jobs, while five have applications pending. Four are enrolling for graduate study andfour will travel or go into business for the present. Of the total number receiving the B.A. in Educationdegree, with 3-year elementary cerificate, 12 are men and 9 are women. Two men who had alreadyreceived the B.A. in Education completed requirements for the secondary ^certificate but plan to travel to Europe before teaching. The Oriental Theme For Junior Prom Intrigue and "mystery, the very spirit of the Orient will be the essence of this years junior prom theme, announces general co-chairman, JoeBarber. The Chinese decorations are already being- planned even though $he prom is some time off.In the way of being different, this years prom will lack the customary prom queen. Special entertainmentis being planned and some light refreshments will be served. Western's usually beautiful green*campus took on a new appearance this week as King Winter shrouded it in a thick blanket of white snow. Leafless trees, heavily laden with snow, provided students and faculty with first-hand acquaintance with akind of scenery rare in these parts. The heavy snow forced closing of the college today*—Photo byWayne Craig. / ^jtnj^r Quarter Registration at ^Bigger and better are the proper adjectives to use indescribing Western Washington college as the hew winter quarter gets under w ^ t ^ c a m p u s isexpanding rapidly and the student body is keep-i^ r^ace. Wmter .quarter registration is expected to reachan all-t | ^ ; h i g ^ the first week than w^re in attendance at any time* ~ l||^»irter gt;: Iflrojslis ahunexpected, yet grati •Sfei-sPT^.. •• f y ^ , turn of evente acrording to ^ mt W. W. Haggard. Headd-ed^ hat the winter' quarter{r 8$it ment is generally lower than t^at oj|the fall quarter. After 4 day* ofregb^tration were comple^ pus. thsA at A comparable time 1^^ gard expressed the hope that it was dueto an expanded campus a n d curriculum coupled with a good reputation. gt;•'- -Veteranstudentsstill comprise more than 30 per cent of the student body. There has; been a slight mcrease in the number - of*GI's oyer the past several quarters. This does not explain the present enrollmenthowever, as the number of veter- W gt;srt#r. Ti» incrts^ sA tliis, tin^ ans has remained about the sameNotice Needed For Lounge Use All organizations wishing to use the student lounge during hours when it is normally closed should give the Co-op management notice at least two weeks in advance.O'BRIEN WILL SHOW SLIDES OF EUROPE AT IRISH HOME James O'Brien, English instructor onleave this year at the University, is to visit Bellingham Friday evening, January 20, to show slides andtalk about his summer of hos-teling: in Europe in. 1949. The occasion will be at 7:30 p. m. in thehome of Don Irish, 614 Ivy. All persons who are interested in hostel-ing are invited to attend theinformal evening program. Few Changes In 'SO Staff Heralding a new quarter, Collegian staffmembers have been slightly shuffled around. Returning from fall quarter are Cecil Thomas, editor; AlMagnuson, business manager; Burt Horman, copy editor; Paul lt; gt;illie, news editor; KeithStearns, sports editor; Rod Card-well and Gary Brandner, feature editors. Dropping from the editorial staff are Barbara Cozza and Ken Forseth, former society and co-sports editor, respectively. Filling in thesociety editor position this quarter will be Shirley Sharker former sports writer. New ;^oti^i^;tb thequarter are Vernon. Lestrud, sports reporter/ and* Roger -Sb^opV^staff B.A., or'arts and sciencesdegree, was awarded to 7 men. Those receiving the B.A. in Education, with 3-year elementarycertificate, are: Joseph W. Hewitt, Aberdeen; Clarena Mae Fenton and Harold G. Smith, Arlington;Mah-lon R. Douglass, Jerome R. Karnof— ski, Vernon L. King, Frank J. Lapp, Dolores WilsonMcClellan, Ann Easterbrobks Pearson, Marie P. Scougale, Jess F. Toth, Bellingham; Esther A. D.Wilson, Bremerton; Ruthe M. Donegan. Elma; James Pill, Hoquiam; Jean Paton, KirkV land. OTHERSOther graduates are: Ann Theg Brown, Richard T .Howell, Grover C. Ledbetter, William M. Reece,Seattle; William G. Thomson, Cypress, 111.; and Gloria G. Wilson, Milwau-kie, Oregon. . The sevenmen receiving the* Bachelor of Arts degree are: Ralph W. Brown, James J. Mahoney, and George M.Willison, Bellingham;* Thomas N. Bradley, Burlington; Robert J. Brooks, Carbondale, 111.; Hugh D.Slagle, San Francisco, Calif.; and John L. Lobby, Quincy, Mass. Jack Francis and Richard T. Howell, both of Seattle, received the secondary certificate q u a l i f y i ng them to'teach in the high schools ofthe state. \ Art Classes Take Over Quarters In New Building The beginning of the winter quarter brought about many changes at WWC, the most distinctive of which was the f i r st move to transferring theArt department to the new Art building. Some art classes still remain in the main building. Theindustrial art machinery has not yet been moved. Two wings of the new building are still vacant, onebeing for the Campus school industrial arts and the other for the print shop. Completion of this.shouldtake place: this summer. The old Art department will shorty ly become an extension of the ; Sciencedepartment. At the present, Science 304 will be the only class using the room. The old industrial artsbuilding will be demolished, according to present plan. Dateline . . . Friday, January i3-^USCC^Ir*sMe, 7:30p. m. Valkyrie ^Icolu^iinht^ er, Basketball'.;;-sjim«s-;!-!i|^^piMritb^j'j lt;/thereVV'\'\ : '•^'fi':-:;'^}:'^l'^-'y.^ Satui^y,;: January-:li^B^^ vEastenr there. '-'t^nip^^lfi^^^: Monday, January ;is-^i^f'dii^:l room 220,^7:3d\p|m.^p^mjni(^":s •" -.inf»''4i00'' jpV ;"**;^sS§; v" *; ^'-Ki':0-^M woi^party^TVSO'lii^ Friday,January ^2#-rWI^ " Basketl^ ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1950 January 13 - Page 2 ---------- Western Washington Collegian Since lt» Member ffcsodated GoBe6»aIe FVess Entered as second-class matter at the post office at Bellingham by virtue of the act of March 8, 1879. Printed by CoxBrothers Williams, Inc., Bellingham, Washington. Subscription r»te, by mail, $4.00 per year, inadvance Represented for National Advertising by NATIONAL ADVERTISING SERVICE, Inc. CollegePublishers Representative 480 Madison Ave., New York, N. Y., Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles, SanFrancisco Editor. _ Cecil Thomas Business Manager. AI Magnnson Copy Editor. JBurt Horman NewsEditor Paul Gillie Sports Editor. Keith Stearns Feature Editors. lt; Gary Brandner, Bod CardwellSociety Editor Shirley Sharpc Advertising Staff Eugene Williams, Perry Smith, Harold Ward News Staff:Shirley Dickinson, Morrie Knutzen, Beverly Gordon, Bill Stiles, Prank Ward, Mary Lou Thomas, ShirleyMcMicken. Sports Staff: Jean Baylor, John Keilty, Shirley Sharpe, Roger Knoop, Vernon Lestrud.Feature Staff: Bernard May, Mary Jane Zuanich. Society Staff: Pat Somers, Kathleen Golly Movies HereOn Sunday Again College students, being of notoriously modest means, will be delighted to know thatinexpensive movies on campus are again in store, a venture that proved highly successful last spring.Next Sunday should see the first offering on this year's program, and although the title hasn't yet beenannounced, it-promises to be a good one. This being an entirely student-operated project, conducted forthe benefit of students, it is worthy of whole-hearted support, and the Collegian heartily commends theStudent Facilities committee for efforts in bringing low-cost entertainment to this Western world. Asuggestion might be to save the difference in cost and donate it to the WSSF. Snow-balling GoesBookish It appears that the best way for the college students to remain safe and secure from thesnowballing of the Campus school crowd is to carry a- load of books in their arms. A directive issued bythe Campus School Steering Committee Conference on Snow Balling tells the fourth graders not tobombard college students "because we might •damage the books they have." At last we have* found ause for those books. World Student Service Fund The World Student Service Fund campaign is nowbeginning at Western. We have a responsibility to our fellow students abroad that cannot be dodged.Let's not miss a single opportunity to contribute to this cause which is so vital to the welfare of the world,including ourselves. CI1 King Winter Reigns On U.S. Campuses Snow, snow and more snow seemsto be unanimous all over the country, University of Wyoming welcomed winter, in his icy crown, withits Annual Outing Club Winter carni val. Included in the festivities were a snowball dance, ski races, anda showing of the 1948 Olympic movies. WWC welcomed King Winter, too, or rather we should say theOld Man greeted us back from vacation . . . with icy roads, snow, and cold. • Some instructorsare possessed by the fields in which they teach, others are absessed by them. • Stevens pass is the place where University of Washington ski enthusiasts will take part in the Husky Winter Sportscarnival, January 18 and 19. Skiing, however important it may be, has a competitor this year at thecarnival. For beauty is to be present as a queen of the carnival will be chosen from candidates selected by organized women's houses on campus. • Today's long skirts are tough on fellows who can'tremember faces. • Man is the only animal you can skin more than once. • A column on "WeeklyHints" in the Eastern Central Journal (Oklahoma) gave a few pointers which might be of interest tosome of the students in this institution. Although WWC is on the quarter system and had its finalsbefore Christmas, many schools run on the semester basis and are springing their brain childs now.A hint to the lost is: "Finals— mean, in some cases, all of the grade Begin studying and acquiring allinformation before the night preceding a test." Good food for thought. * Miser: One who's perfectlycontent to let the rest of the world go buy. By ROD CARDWELL \A An old Texan with whom we once dined was greatly in favor of Jhe^ American college education. "But I remember," he said with.a, wave ofhis fork, "when it didn't matter if a man done his graduatin' fronx Harvard or Princeton—if he never heard of Judge Roy Bean, hewasn'tquite, educated." •..;,•-.• • lt; Many are the anecdotes, theelder. Texan related, about the colwrM legal performances of Judge Roy Bean at the bar of justice. Thefanjie^ y the Law West of Pecos, as the Judge was known, stretched far and wJk^f» And at the timethis judicial Paul Bunyan exercised law and order^ over the Pecos people, Texas possessed many milesof wasteland ,throu^fa„ which it couldn't begin to administer the type of justice that ejdsi»~ iU^ day . . . Thus it was that a roving jack-of-all trades named Rpy^Bwrn^ ex-blockade runner, came to the lawlessland of the Pecos, set up. a:bgjr^ room and secured the office of justice of the peace." -: lt; vjj * "Didn'ttake him long," the Texan spun, "before Roy stretched t h ^ drinkin'bar of his into a bar of justice." lt;^oq1 Many a law breaker directed his steps across the plank floor of ..ihe^ "Jersey Lilly" saloon to face thepresiding officer for the protectibh^ir lt; the peace ahd dignity of Texas.. A specialist in cases of thefhieable. type, Judge Roy Bean.was an advocate of the maximum penalty for such*_ violations as horse-thievery, cattle-rustling and various kmds of honticidef » "Old Roy," said the Texan, "was sometimesprone to say,!! «]ff!'ttoh» • onery jury brings in a verdict not less than hangin' it'll be declared *Wcontempt. Gentlemen is yore verdict ready'.M ''"iTcj "But the story that's my favorite," drawled the Texan,"is one^yW should know, young feller. I reckon it's the most famous taleof 'e^all^ There are a lot ofvariations, but I got the proper facts from a fe%rjfi»f was at Langtry when they brought in this hombrecharged with klMift ' ^ a Chinaman. I CTr-j "It was a hot, blustery day, and Roy was all for shuttin' upj"Ufo| saloon and court and goin* huntin'. But he was a civil servant and tti*fc - people was thirsty. Also amurder had been committed.' This railroad ° • clerk was insulted by a Chinaman who ran the laundryin Langtry; ;RoyT had to do his duty. T'^ "He listened to air the facts concernin' the case. Then hebeganto/* weigh the facts in the light of his legal learnin'. 'This Texas lawbook,' says q Roy, 'defineshomicide as the killin' of a female or male human. There is? three kinds of humansr-white men, coloredmen, and Mexicans. ThereT ain't nothin' in this book about any law against killin' a Chinaman. Case^dismissed'." .'.-.--•.- . -, SAM SCHMADE Shamus Dies as He Uved••;-- gt; With a Half Full Fifth •sac frfiJDIiri from Ffbriiuj 1950 issue of ESQUIRE Copjiijht 1950 by Ew{air*,Iatx. "Vd marry you in aminute Herby-* but what could I tell my friends?*9 Wisconsin Graduate On College Staff After teachinga year at Central Michigan college, Dorothy Rams-land, home economics teacher, packed up herbelongings and headed for that "Evergreen state," Washington. Like 600 freshman she, for the firsttime, would enter the great institution on the hill, WWC. Once here Miss Ramsland is trying to drillthrough the heads of potential housewives and school teachers the way of preparing a substantialmeal along with courses in household and home furnishings. Miss Ramsland hails from Wisconsinwhere she graduated from their university. From there she attended the Michigan State college whereshe received her master's degree ahd, completing this, left for Hawaii to try her hand at teaching.Teaching at the Univercity of Hawaii was a new experience for the home economics teacher. Leavingthis warm climate she taught at a college of about the same size as WWC, Central Michigan college.By GARY BRANDNER Yeah, he was Sam Schmade,. private eye. Though" he usually tells his ownstory, it is necessary that I record this one for reasons which you will soon understand. The day startedoff naturally enough. Sam was in his office cutting cards with the bill collector for the next installmenton his desk. "Queen of diamonds!" chuckled the collector. Sam drew a card. "Ace of clubs. Too bad,friend, you lose again." The bill collector stalked out the door muttering, "Luckiest sonofa-gun I ever see!" As he left he jostled a little man on his way in. His watery eyes were drawn together in a narrowsquint. "Mr. Schmade?" he said addressing the hatrack. "No, I'm over here." Sam poured himself abracer. He had a hunch that this was going to be one of those days,; "Forgive me," said the little man,"you see, I am J. Pierpbnt Bile, the liver pill'king and eccentric millionaire. Yesterday my priceless, handtooled, Swiss made eyeglasses were lost, misplaced or stolen. Your job, Mr. Schmade, will be to findthem, for which you will be substantially rewarded. Here's my card." He handed his card to the watercooler and Sam reached for it, fab aces of clubs falling out of%liis sleeve as he did so. ''I'm yo\ir;|)py," he said, 'diet's get started." ^;';• As they entered the elevator;Mr. Bile removed his 4erby. Pushed highoh his forehead were4 par of verythick hand ttJoled Swis^eye-glasseS. As the car came to a stop Samwas thrown against the; ec* centric millionaire. He pulled out a handkerchief and blew Ihis-hose^ "Mr.Bile," he said, replacing•th^.:s handkerchief, "I think I can g e t^ you back your spew, but it may takeseveral weeks at my jrate.-^fjj,. er . . . $15a00 a day plus expenses^ * "No expense is too great/' ?said« Mr! Bile. "Besides their material value, there is quite a bit of s e n t i ment connected withthose glasses/fct. The little man was setttogHfrtfs watch by a barometer in a '-»tbW} gt; window whenSam steered Mitf* gently to a-taxi. •. • /*H''7^ * Vf ] The private eye reported daiiy^ti?^ the liver pillkingfor the next?;w £°* and a half. It seemed he Ix^xt^^ ed the glasses to Bermuda: f and neededexpense .money to tracks them down. .. •-^ ••-• ; ^ : v-*^'£ lt;*3 "Very*well, Schmade,"; the•IRi jJ millionaire said- to theS w a i ^ ? ^^ can't see well enough to make ^ut* a check so 111 justsign this blank, - one and let you fUl in the amOu^.'A Sam accepted the check and^lefMj hastily as;JMr..Bllie was plugging^ the television set into the butleEte£| ' •• '':. '•.'• -"• :-.•'•:-'•. •': ^.'Ws nose.; ••; • . gt;* Then tragedy; struck. The ne*t morning Mr/Bile found thatIns^ac*^ count had been closed out and there- lt;; was no sign of ^ m . None,fthati gt;is^ " £ j gt;t.until two days later when his baifc-ic :'i tered hat and half fuU fifth ofiSesfeur. gram's Seven^we*£ foundfloi*Sngt^ to the bay; '-• ' J|H;;;;:'-t\ ." VrfJ^• ".'.:•»"' is" assumed that one o|J mlorei„ thtigsdid away with the famipaisx^ shamus and cashed the checlLi^Asa^ Itfsfriend L^tective Lt. Blunder2©^homicide said, 'Th^re was only ^ne51*' Sam.Schmade--thank Gtod!,J ; u i S*±. . And thus, my friend, ithas^l gt;t5Bi0; come my painful tas^ to gt;ub«n^ rejidrt on Sanl Schfflade's laW oifeP^ Wi ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1950 January 13 - Page 3 ---------- -* J^ ^ByFAUL GILLIE l "^;» bi«v sessfcm this Wednesday, ffie board of control. .. , ; Referred to theStudent Facilities committee a recommendation from * tne^Si|^chi department that the ASs" purchaseits own lighting elpflptoerit. Dale Pierson, ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1950 January 13 - Page 4 ---------- Vf To Harry Fans left the Western Washington- Pacific Lutheran game here Saturday thrilled at ahard driving game, the outcome of which was not settled until Harry McLaughlin sunk a field goal in thefinal 30 seconds to sew the contest up for the Lutes at 53-51. McLaughlin not only pitched in the winning field goal for the Lutes but also scored 22 more points for the visitors. Sharpshooting Stan Petersonturned in a stellar performance for the Vikings, in both the offensive and defensive spots. Peteaccounted for 19 during the evening. Jeff Russell turned in the evening's best defensive job whileaccounting for 9 points. Dick Ravenhorst was second high Vik with 11 points. P.L.C. took the biggestlead in the zig-zag contest that was tied up at ten different places during the game. Early in the firstquarter the Lutes took an 8-point lead at the 22-14 point. It took Western nearly the rest of the first halfto overcome the deficit. As the first half ended the Viks took an indecisive 2-point lead with a 34-32score. The second half was a swaying hard running period with the lead changing hands as rapidly asthe ball. Final score was Pacific Lutheran college 53, Western Washington college 51. Summary:WESTERN fg Russell, f Starr, f Ravenharst, Peterson, g . Green, g Bamer, g Scott, f Woodman, cft 3 3 1 5 0 0 0 0 1 3 4 1 3 1 1 1 Totals ....... .19 13 16 PACIFIC LUTHERAN fg ft pfLundgaard, f 2 Hefty, f, 1 McLaughlin, c. .10 Berentson, g ...... 3 Schafer, g . . • 1 Wells, g..._.Totals ...'. . 3 .20 13 17 53 Columbians Lose to Stubbies; Thriller The intramural basketball sessionsstarted off slow this quarter with only four games having been played so far. and one team dropping fromthe "C" league. In the "A" league last week the Has Beens forfeited their first game to the Daniels, whilethe Queers won a decisive victory over the Winoes 29-24. In the "B" league the Hawn-yacks overcomethe Comets by the score of 30-25. The only battle in the "C" league last week was a hard fought thrillerin which the Stubbies finally outfought the Columbians to take the game 25-24.- Bones Survive Skiisat Baker; Trip- Planned By JOHN KEILTY Bones were stronger than skis last weekend for Westernstudents at Mount Baker. Although no injuries were sustained, half a dozen pairs of skis werebroken. The Sarvis family was the hardest hit with bofh Bob and Brad making firewood of their skis.Friday afternoon is the deadline for getting ski insurance this year. $3.50 will buy a skier insurance forthe season. The Ski club has an overnight ski trip planned for January 21 and 22. Girls living in thedorms are required to have S. P.'s. A sheet of paper is provided on the bulletin board in the main hall foranyone planning on making the trip. Buses are leaving the PE building at 7:30 Saturday morning asusual. A Sunday trip is also scheduled. The cost of taking the bus is one dollar. You can't beat thateven if you drive a model "A" Ford. Make your reservations on the ski bulletin board in the main hall ifyou plan on taking the ski bus. Those making the overnight trip next weekend must make busreservations also. Easter^WhrtwdrthWh Weekend Schedule For Basketball Squad Traveling light with a twelve man traveling squad basketball coach Bill McDonald and his Viking hoop squad left Bellinghamyesterday morning by train for a two game schedule east of the mountains. "*" ~— —Cut CourtesyBellingham Herald Tom Green, fast stepping guard, is a veteran on the Viking hoop squad. r FINESTTHING THERE IS FOR DRY, CHAPPED SKIN // STAR-LITE" Cream Lotion 50c b 1.00 STAR DRUGPHONE 224 STATE * HOLLY WHITWORTH FIRST Whitworth at Spokane will b»» the first stop forthe Viks. Tonight the home town boys will be out to scalp the Pirates and work their way out of the cellar spot. Big guns for the Whitworth squad are Clyde Matters and Bill Roffler. EASTERN READY Saturday night the Western quintet faces a strong Eastern Washington college squad at Cheney. Eastern stillsmarting from a 45-42 loss in the last 17 seconds to College of Puget Sound will be out to nail theMcDonaldmen's hide to the wall. TWELVE MAN SQUAD LISTED Listed on McDonald's traveling squadare Jeff Russell, Jerry Starr, Ray Scott, Bill Garrison, Bob Woodman, Dick Ravenhorst, Hal Nor-gaard, Tom Green, Stan Peterson, Lauren Rainey, Norman Bamer and Gayle Whitsell. Assistant basketballcoach Jack Ross is also making the trip. Coach McDonald and his charges left Thursday morning byGreat Northern railroad for the trip over the mountains to Spokane. t '• • —^ Two-bit Bowling Astraight 25 cents a line fee is being charged at the E l ks bowling alleys for college students whopresent their student activities tickets. This fee includes the shoe rental as well as the bowling. TheElks alleys are open every afternoon and on Sundays and holidays for open play. The week nights aretaken for league bowling. . "* , Nothing Down 5 Months to Pay MEN'S SUITS, SLACKS, ETC. 1308Commercial Phone 361 PETER PAN GROCERY Fancy Groceries with Courteous Service 1111Garden Phone 3529 NEED SKI EQUIPMENT? ' • « , . - . ' SEE ' 'Av "• HOLtY SPORTINGGOODS 206 E. HOLLY DIMES NEEDED Students bring your dimes to the mixer tonight. Buy a bangle, help support WSSP. Start Chosen Of The n er Stan Peterson was honored by members of the Weuro this jjweek when they chose him as "Player of the Week" for his fine performance in the week-endbasketball'games against Central Washington college and Pacific Lutheran college. " In the PacificLutheran game Saturday Peterson sank 17. points to bring his twelve game total to 181 points for 12games. This puti| Peterson third in scoring in the^Ever-greenconference. '^' Rebounds... by KenOldtimers will recall last year's game with PLC. Into an overtime period and then—they beat us. And who was the sparkplug that led the Lutes? None other than Harry McLaughlin. This year going into the" final• seconds the Vikings had a one point advantage. And who laid In the final two-pointer for theopponents? Guess. Something is going to' have to be done. '.} Coach Nicholsen, of the Central 'Wildcats, came up with an astute statement: "Stop McLaughlin and you stop PLC." To bellingham adherentsthis was more than proved last Saturday. The question that immediately rises is—how? DON'T LETPETE SHOOT ' Another item which will no doubt be circulating in the Evergreen conference is "Don't letStan Peterson shoot." Stan doesn't need more * then a second to get the shot away, and once away it'sas good as in. Teaming with Stan is Norm Bamer who shows bursts of speed and ability. \- ..*. •*"."Comparatively speaking the team is almost green even though they have three veterans on the startingfive, Jerry Starr. Stan Peterson, and Dick Ravnhorst. Central has the same five they had last year. InfiewlUvea, George anij Hany'si8*iayorite«tiHieinf gathering spot. At George and Harry's—Coca-Cola isf the favorite drink. With thef college crowd a t Yale, ad with every crowd—Coko! belongs. '• /...};^Askjorit either way. ..folk trade-mark* mean the soime thing. •OTTUO UNOtt AUTHOWTY Of TMtCOCA-COU COMPANY tY COCA-COLA B^TTMNG COMPANY OF IEUINGHAM Wmm* ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1950 January 13 - Page 5 ---------- I INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL -Sam Carver, intramural director, announces the gym will be vpentoday at 3:00 -p. m. Intramural games scheduled for today vnll be played at this time. m Western Drops l6o-48 Game To Wildcats Central Washington's" 1949 Evergreen conference champions came totown last Friday night and left with a 60-48 victory over the Western Washington Vikings. . Playing aslower more deliberate v type of ball than seen on the Western -floor before Central won che game inthe final ten minutes with superior backboard generalship. Don Olson and Chuck Long controlled $hebackboard for the Wildcats in the end game that sewed the contest up for Ellensburg squad. DeanNickolson's strong defensive play held the Vikings scoring punch, Stan Peterson, to a mere seven pointsfor the game. • Jerry Starr and Dick Ravenhorst did yeoman duty for the Vikings, turning In 12 and 11 points, re-speetively. Summary: WESTERN piittiWeU,-i;..::.... ^fftforyf :.....„..:: fi z^etewon,- S: »-• ^g-Bamer, f ....... \*^~ Anderson, g.... Sg . 2'. . 5 4 . 1 1 0 . 1 . 1 . 0 «• 0 ft 0 2 3 1 20 3 0 0 0 Totals 'Mim^'t ..... 18 12 CENTRAL S3 % • ' . • ••• $ •••• Long,e-:..-:.. IprX-Nichetoon^g |fel gt;owen, g,-d gt;: ^|(tMson,.c;...^i. tevRoaeboro, g . 0 . 4 . 6•••.5: . 2 : 1 . 4 .2 ft 4 2 -i-o 2 0 2 1 Pf 2 2 5 1 3 I 3 2 fl 1 2 22 Pf 4- . 2 3 2 41 4 4 totals .-..24 12 24 tp 4 12 11 7 4 2 1 5 2 0 0 48 tp .4 10 13 10 6 2 10 5 60 HIKIDS! Try a Coke AT mmy s Or Drop in for Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner 1306 Commercial Hospice "B"and Hawnyaks Take Bowling Contest Hospice B and the King Pins made clean sweeps to win theirbowling matches 3-0 last Tuesday night at the Twentieth Century bowling alleys. The King Pinsposted the high team series with a 1558 total. Vern Whitney rolled the higtTsingle game with a sparkling 207. B. Ervin posted the high individual series with a 360 total. Results Tuesday, January 10: HospiceB, 3-0; King Pins, 3-0; Mathes, 2-1; Hospice A, 2-1; Independents, 1-2; Hawnyaks, 1-2; MRH, 0-3;Matt and Millies, 0-3. CENTRAL OVER BIRDS Central Washington college won a unsurprising 50-38victory over the University of B r i t i s h Columbia Thunderbirds in Vancouver last Saturday night. H H SPORTING GOODS CO. Agents for Spalding Athletic Equipment 1322 Commercial St. Phone 4937 ~-iii '•::. 3£" DROP IN ANYTIME 3 ik H i i.'•:••'-:: lt; •M ^ I W FRANCISCO AFavorite Meeting Place For^£ . : " ^ v ^ ^ i i - : - PAUL HUNTER EVERGREE CONFERENCE (January10) W L Pet. Pf Pa Central 2 0 1.000 110 86 CPS 2 0 1.000 114 100 Eastern 1 1 .500 111 78Whltworth ..1 1 .500 100 105 PLC 1 1 .500 110 105 UBC .1 1 5.00 88 94 Western 0 2 .000 99 113 St.Martin ..0 2 .000 79 121 Student Body Invited To Evening Frolic Friday, January 20 By JEANNEBAYLOR The New Year rolled in with snow, cold weather, and everlasting classes, but WRA rolled inwith plans for a carnival. On the evening of January 20 the main building will house the annual affair forall students to attend. The Bellingham high school and the three junior highs of the city have been invitedto attend and from ^the looks of things it should be Loggers Drop Pirates From League Lead College ofPaget Sound knocked the Whltworth Pirates out of the Evergreen conference lead Monday in Tacomawhen they defeated the men from Spokane 68-55. GIBBS SPARKS LOGGERS Rod Gibbs was largelyresponsible for securing the victory for the Loggers when he put on a 17-point second half rally to bring the CPS squad out from behind a first period point deficit. High point man for the affair was Whitworth'sClyde Matters with 21 points. Final score for this league lead breaking game lt;was 68-55. a gala time. PRIZES GALORE AT DOOR Door prizes will be given out. It's rumored a radio is involved, and all areadmitted free. A taxi dance, fish pond, basket and baseball throw pins many interesting booths will fillthe Junior high gym, halls and lounge. In the annex movies -will be shown while those of braveconstitutions can visit the girls locker room where the spook house will operate.' The committeebegan work for the carnival last quarter and are really busy these days finishing up the final details so itshould be a success if all of you turn out and attend. Proceeds from the carnival go to help WRA carryon their functions, so dig up that school spirit and be there! Those of you that attended last year canrecall the good time that was had—so well see you there, and new students come and see what it's allabout. EVERYTHING MUST GO IN OUR Ski Equipment Clothing Sale VIRTUALLY YOUR OWNPRICES! EXTRA SPECIAL COMPLETE SETS . . . 15 LAMINATED With All Steel Edges and CableBinding . . . All Mounted and Ready to Go . . , Regular Price 24.98. Special LADIES' GABARDINE SKIPANTS AS LOW AS 9.95 SKI BOOT SALE! Reg. Price 10.98 to 27.50 ./•NOW . . . \ - . ^ : - v ' - : :.: 8-98^^98 •-U*z* 1315 COMMERCIAL ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1950 January 13 - Page 6 ---------- ;* -—Cut Courtesy Bellingham Herald ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT —Mr. and Mrs. L. E. Hayesannounce the engagement of their daughter, Bonnie Louise, to William Kearns, son of Mr. and Mrs.W. E. Kearns of this city. Miss Hayes is a junior at WWC. No date has been set for the wedding. Co-ed Cottage Has 3 New Members The girls at Co-ed gathered for a Christmas party a few weeks ago. Theyexchanged gifts and ate cake and coffee by candlelight while different houses came by andserenaded them with Christmas carols* Many changes have been made at the Co-ed this quarter. Kay Leni-han and Lanny Stone, who has just moved in, are busy redecorating their room, and trying to findroom for all of Lanny's things. Marion Buerstatte, with another new girl at Co-ed, Collin Morris, have been decorating their new room with green plaids. Maureen Beach and Jeannie Shackleton are trying toaccustom themselves to their own cooking since they moved into a housekeeping room. 3 NewMembers Join Kluanettes At the first house meeting of the winter quarter, held Tuesday', January 3,Marybeth Sterneman cleverly disclosed her engagement to Lloyd Myrvang. Both Marybeth and Lloydare students at WWC. Kluane welcomes 3 new members this quarter. Barbara Lamp, a senior fromArlington, has moved down the hill from Harborview. Hailing from Port Angeles is Lri- Vern Bartholomew,a first quarter freshman. Janice Gentry, whose home town is Olympia, lived last quarter in.a privatehome. Considerable interest has been shown by the girls in forming a basketball team. The girls whowill try to bring victories and fame to Kluane are Verlene Pease, La Vern Bartholomew, Mae Orchard,Mary Nelson, Marjorie Hedlund, Janet Craig, Fran Harcus, J o an Bartlett, Janice Gentry and Pat Price.Quarter Elections Held by Valkyrie The Valkyrie meeting was held last night for the purpose ofelecting officers. Those elected to preside over the club this quarter are: vice president, MarianBuerstatte; recording secretary gt; Clarice Smith; treasurer, Robin Geske; and usher chairman, PatsyAddington. Nominations were taken for new members. Harborview Hall Holds Election Harborviewhall began the new year with an election of house officers at a meeting held January 3 in the livingroom of the housemother, Mrs. Jean Hawn. ~ . ' Pauline Roser, a Harborview senior will take theposition of president. Assisting will be Eileen Dallas as vice-prexy and social chairman; MarieRamquist who will handle the secretary-treasurer work; and Sue Simpson will complete the list as house reporter. Plans for a pot-luck social and Valentine's party were discussed. At the conclusion of themeeting, the Harborview girls had a surprise birthday party in honor of Helen Miller and Eileen Dallas who both had birthdays by the coming of the hew year. In addition to having five new girls, Janis Peoples, JoAnn Wold, Donna Miller, Dorothy Dow, and Sue Simpson, there has been plenty of activity in the house. Dee Overr dorff and Patsy Addington spend their spare time, if any, knitting socks. They don't mentionwho the lucky recipients will be! Janis Peoples has been worried to the point of losing weight whilebeing chairman of the coming WRA Carnival and keeps "Kacky" Oslind busy as her faithful room-mateand cook. Many of the girls of the house took advantage of the winter wonderland by putting on theirwarmer clothes to have some snowball fights. Results: wet clothes, clean faces and thedisappearance of all the boys when a window was broken by the front door. Many students know thatthe girls of Harborview do their own cooking, and looking back at 1949 we find that the boys must beaware of this fact. Rosalyn Roberts, Merideth Hess, Connie Martin, Mildred Campbell, DollyMacArthur, Dorothy Dahl, and Shirley Capper were Har-bbrviewites who in the past year changed theirnames to become cooks for their new husbands. EVERYTHING IN MEN'S FURNISHINGS Holly's Men's Shop 106 W. Holly WWC Student Recently Married Two Whatcom county families were united whenMiss Loralee Lo-raine Erickson, of North Bellingham, became the bride of Lawrence Julius Nordley, sonof J. E. Nordby, of Pemdale. A reception followed in the social hall of the North Bellingham Community church, where the wedding had been previously solemnized. Nordby is a former student of WWC and is now a member of the Sunnyland school teaching staff. • OFF-CAMPUS TEAM Off-campus has twobasketball teams. One is newly formed and the other is the same team which won the volleyball andbasketball championship last year. —Cut Courtesy Bellingham Herald ENGAGEMENT ISANNOUNCED— Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Martinson announced the engagement of their daughter,Dorothy, to Elmer Schorz-man, son of Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Schorzman, of Spokane. Miss Martinsonattended WWC last quarter. No date has been set for the wedding. The Holly Barber Shop ZOGV2 E. Holly Street Frank Weyard - Fred Sinclair Geo. Heffley, Prop. Drink Milkshakes HILLViEW DAIRY1824 Cornwall Ave. * WE SERVE LUNCHES AND REFRESHMENTS ON AGAIN, OFF AGAIN! Snowtoday and gone tomorrow. And for those rugged souls who have to break the way to eight o'clockclasses, DARIGOLD PASTEURIZED MILK helps provide the pep and stamina that lands you there ontime. at your dealer's ^hdtcbiii Xloiitity Dairymen's Assn. Wesley Members g Wesley clubbers aresponsoring a dinner at the Garden S t r e et Methodist church, January 18, at 6:30 p. m., Glen Wolf,Wesley club prexy, announced. Those on the ticket committee for the dinner are Maribeth Booman,Gerry Berg, and Nellie Kamper-man. Pood arrangements are in t he hands of Mrs. Leslie Mattson,Bonnie Hayes, and Joanne Luden. Nona Cochran, June Dillman, and Shirley McMicken comprise t h e program committee. Pat Bornstein Receives Ring The engagement has been announced of MissPatricia Louise Bornstein, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles A. Bornstein, to Clifford Simmons, son ofMr. and Mrs. Thomas Simmons. Both Miss Bornstein and her fiance are attending WWC. A lateJanuary wedding is planned. Capper and Skov Exchange Nuptials Miss Shirley Capper and Milton Skov exchanged marriage vows Christmas day at Camas, Washington. Miss Capper formerly attendedWWC, and Skov is a present yell leader at Western. The couple will reside in Bellingham, where Skovwill continue his studies at WWC. t SHIRTS IN AT 9 OUT AT 4 205 Prospect Street Phone 66 or 67FRESH WHITMAN CHOCOLATES * AUBERT DRUG COMPANY 105 E. Holly St. SUMMERWEDDING PLANNED— Mr. and Mrs. Carl Oman, of Mon-f roe announce the engagement;! of theirdaughter, . Mary-Ann,: to • Robert Schilaty, Jr., son of Mrs. ? Robert Schilaty, of Monroe, and the late Mr. Schilaty. . TJ Miss Oman is a senior at Western " Washington college, majoring llrij education. Asummer wedding is being planned. \: • MULLER6* ASPLUND 104 E. Holly ATTENTION ALLSTUDENTS Do YoaW^^ Bargain? 1 Has your Klipsun picture been taken yet? Make your appointmentjm| mediately before it's too late. RATES Sitting $2.00...».....:~.^-.^"-»-'----'«"--'-"- 6 proofs if desired Orders $5.00 or over—$2.00 discount plus 25% off O Make your appointment with litudioNOWl • • ft*-' '^:.??'$ !, :9 . nit, Kf£; ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1950 January 13 - Page 7 ---------- Hall Barn Dance January 27 will be the date of the Senior hall barn dance which will be held in the juniorhigh gym. Jeans and plaid shirts, as in the past will be the attire for the evening at this annual affair.Carol Irwin and Marian James are co-chairmen for the dance. Committee chairmen are: chaparones,Frances Alldredge; music, Arlayne Brown; checkroom, Joanne Leigh-ton; entertainment, Alice Robbins;decorations, Beverly Cate and Barbara Butler; and publicity, Peggy Boe and June McKinney.Answering the challenge of Daniels hall, the Senior-hallites donned ski togs Monday evening for a snow ball fight. At the conclusion of the battle the victors, Senior hall, invited the fellows in for hotchocolate. . First '50 Fireside to Be Held by USCC USCC announces its first 1950 Fireside to beheld this Friday, January 13, at 7 p. m. in the home of Carolyn Eberhart, 1468 Marine Drive. All IRCmembers are urged to_ attend. Main item of business for t he evening will be the commencement ofmajor preparations for the International banquet, February 11. All students interested in participating in the planning of the banquet are cordially invited to the meeting". Transportation will be provided for allwho need it. Refreshments will be served during the evening; after the meeting those interested mayattend the coflege xhlxer in a body. Come One, Come All tp Free for All There's plenty of fun in store for you on January 20 when the WRA will hold a gigantic carnival from 8 p. m. until 11:30 p. m. Just soyou won't get lost in the crowd here's where to go. In the lounge there will be pinochle, canasta, andother assorted concessions. The Junior high gym will be open for the basketball throw, baseballthrow, a penny pitch, and a taxi dance. In the halls, fish pond and fortune telling booths will be set up.There is a movie in the annex and-last but by no means least, there will be a spook house in the girls'and boys' locker rooms, which is guaranteed to provide thrills and chills. Tickets will be sold in the hallsfor teri cents each or three for twenty-five cents. All profits will go toward the betterment of the WorldStudent Service funds. The ccr.chairmen, Janice Davis and \ Janis Peoples, and all WRA members,have really dpne their best to jmak'e this an outstanding event, so let's all turn out and make it a bang-up success. Movie to be Shown A^ movie entitled "Johnny and Jinjimy," is to be presented by Dr.McDonald in the Campus auditorium on Irhursday; January 19, at 8 p. ni. Tnii picture will show thephysical rievflopment of twins. All student wivis are invited to attend, whether tfcejTtiave children or not, . —Cut Courtesy Bellingham Herald UNITED IN MARRIAGE—Miss Margaret Jean Haggard and Mr.Robert Gragg Miller were united in marriage, December 26, at St. James Presbyterian church. MoreMembers Join Ranks at Local House—MRH MRH has several new members this quarter. They areDon Whyte, Ray Snively, Clyde Brown, Pat Doyle, Ted Ovenell, Gerry Johnson, Bob Silverman, and J ac k Saari. There are two more who have not moved in yet. George Kern is in the infirmary; Mike Kosarwas in the infirmary last week. Mrs. Macgregor, MRH housemother, visited friends and relatives inSeattle, Tacoma, and Olympia during the Christmas vacation. Some of the fellows who l e ft MRH lastquarter to batch have had to contend with frozen pipes and other household' difficulties. "Give me thegood old days." Here is a belated news items. The men of MRH are now.uncles. Bill Morton, a "charter"member of MRH, became the proud father of a baby girl about Thanksgiving. Bill was a member of MRHduring its first two years. Monday night the fellows built the world's largest snowman, but the winddamaged it later in the evening. ' STATIONERY - PRINTING ^ 'The Union Has I t" UNION PRINTINGCO. 1421 Cornwall Phone 1264 Complete Cleaning Service "Our Experience and Equipment Is YourGuarantee of Quality" Vienna Cleaners Inc ? 206 Eact Magnolia Phone 265 Hospice Inn Boys Set toGo Again After a long Christmas vacation the boys from Hospice Inn are ready to start the new quarter.They have quite a standard to maintain and have to start early. A couple of new boys have joined theranks of Hospice hall; from Renton comes a frosh named Don Culver, and Don Santaga has comenorth of the border. Last Thursday t h e first house meeting of the quarter was held. In this meeting adate was set for the annual house party, which will be held at Brownie's Cedar Chest January 20. Forintramural sports this quarter Hospice expects to win, place or show in basketball. They will again havean A and B bowling team. Jim "Killer" Hall maintains he will break all records in bowling. —— ; "\American Shoe Repair • WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS 1303 Railroad Avenue FELLOWS... LOOKTO YOUR SHIRTS For that Smart Appearance... • FORM FITTING • EXPERTLY FINISHED 48Hour Service if Desired CALL 126 THE PACIFIC: LAUNDRY Help Other Student In WSSF DrivePledges of organization support for the World Student Srevice fund drive on this campus, which startsJanuary 16 and lasts through January 27, have been received from the following organizations, it wasannounced last week by the Blue Triangle club, which is in charge of the drive: Associated WomenStudents will make and sell popcorn balls; Social Science club will sponsor a paper drive;Colheconomists will give a waffle supper; the members of Valkyrie are sponsoring a mixer; and theThespians have promised to help advertise the drive in an assembly. USCC will donate part 0 theirproceeds from the Interna tional banquet and WRA has already pledged $10.00 from the WRA carnival profits. To these clubs the WSSF sponsors give their thanks and best wishes for very successfulprojects, but notice that only 7 of the 19 active clubs on the campus have been mentioned. Whatabout; the rest of the clubs? Remember this is YOUR drive, too. There is something f01 all of you to do,from soliciting to money-raising projects, to donating part of the money in your treasury. The projectdoes not necessarily have to be in the two weeks mentioned above, but the money should be in byMarch 6. Deposit the money in the business office. For further information contact one of the followingpersons: Miss Channer, in the I. A. building, Patsy. Addington.at Harborview, or Lillian Favero at Edenshall. WHEN THEY SAY . . . MUELLER'S THEY MEAN PAUL MUELLER Bellingham's LeadingJEWELER Expert Watch Repairing "'•"•"1S05 Cornwall Ave. L6is C^t#i#|fiP^ Summer Mr. andMrs. Stanley G. Crate announce the engagement of their daughter, Lois June, to Peter Mis-r serian,son of Mr. and Mrs. Misser-ian of San Francisco. s Miss Crate attended WWC A summer wedding isplanned. —Cut Courtesy Bellingham Herald ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT —Mr. and Mrs. RaymondLyons, of Arlington announce the engagement of their daughter, Miss Clarena Fen-ton, to CalvinMcLauchlan, son of Mr. and Mrs. William McLachlan. Miss Fenton is a graduate of WWC, andMcLachlan will graduate in June. The wedding date has been set for June 17. Add Warmth To YourRoom With Flowers From J . Phone 4999 HURLEY'S DRUG«MART ELMO T. HURLEY, DRUGGIST Home Market Phone 434 BORNSTEIN SEA FOODS Largest Assortment of Sea Foods in theNorthwest CENTER OF HOME MARKET PHONE 882 WHITE HOUSE [TIHRKET FOR FOOD . .ALWAYS GO TO BELLINGHAM'S MOST % POPULAR FOOD MARKET! ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1950 January 13 - Page 8 ---------- Snow-bound Western Complains Biit Mother Nature Can't Hear Snow—those minute crystals of icefalling in irregular masses of flakes—rode into Whatcom county on waves of unusual winter weather thepast week, and Western Washington college began to feel the freezing effects. • - Up-to-datecollegiate clothing on feminine forms and m a l e torsos were exchanged for Arctic-like apparel, andovershoes, boots a nd galoshes stomped through the halls. Stalled cars lined High and Garden streets;student elbows bent as the shoveling of snow from beneath wheels took on the effort of a majorexcavation. In the Everson and Sumas-Nbok-sack areas snow-bound students found It virtuallyimpossible to contact the school by telephone. Main of f ice reports indicated an increase in thenumber of late arrivals. Secondary roads were impassable in some districts, and icy pavement slowedtraffic to 15 miles an hour between the airport and Bellingham. Red-nosed students continued to askwhy the college remained open. But reports indicated that despite the closing of elementary andsecondary schools elsewhere, class attendance at Western remained consistently high. At theCampus school eager youths were given orders of the day regarding the throwing of snow balls; only tobe hurled at t he younger age group and those children who didnt mind receiving a healthy hunk ofsnow in the face. City students were faced with an irregular bus schedule. One mechanical mindedupper classman suggested installation of a ski tow on High street, and collegiate camera fans foundthe snow-blanketed campus a worthy subject on which to focus. At 3:00 p. m. yesterday onethermometer in the college area registered 12 above. But most Western people found time tocomplain. Before the local COLLEGIAN CLASSIFIEDS Minimum charge 50c; 5c word on first insertion;two insertions, 8c word; three insertions, lie word; ten insertions, 30c per word; 30 i n sertions, 80cper word; forty insertions, $1.00 per word. Deadline 10 a. m. Thursday. FOR SALE 40 Mercurysedan, rebuilt motor, new paint, seat covers, generator, battery, etc. $495. 912 Indian. Phone 6243- R. 6 feet 6 inch hickory skis, bindings; and ski boots, size 8. Inquire Student Ski Shop. Handicraft modelsupplies"; stamps coins, figurines. Hobby Hive, State and Holly.- (C2-32) College textbooks, usedbooks. Florence's Book Antique Shop, 1121 State St. (C3-43) New, renewal gift subscriptions, allmagazines. Alyce Magnuson, WWC Alumna. Phone 1645. (C4-43) PERSONALS Jim Fill, collegesalesman, Chrysler- Plymouth, new used, low payment plan. Mt. Baker Motors, Phone 5900,residence 5050-W. Bare Facts On Old Story In New Guise By MARY JANE ZUANICH Once upon atime - in the neck of the woods there was a small cottage inhabited by three bares— Gypsy, Rose,and Lee. These girls were fan dancers and their most ardent fan, Silver Keys, lived close by. Silver Keyswas a locksmith and had a key to all of the neighboring cottages. Every day the locksmith would take a 2-hour romp through the woods, from^his hut to the big oak tree—15 minutes, oak to the meadow—10 minutes, and from the meadow to the 3 bares, home 1 second! And to get past their house, 1 hourand 35 minutes. (The distance was short but temptation was great) and passing the place without trying his key marked a real struggle for poor Silver Keys. One day when Silver Keys; resistance wasespecially low he decided to make a visit to the girls. He reached the door and before turning the keyhis action was checked by that constant bother, his conscience. "You have no right to unlock their doorwithout permission!" his conscience said. "But.-. ." "No, it ain't right!" s n o w blast students hadcomplained that, following a 90-minute drive to Mount Baker, there was too litle snow to make thejaunt worthwhile. And now they were lamenting that, although it l ay before them, there was too muchsnow! This was Western Washington college while thermometers fell and the -Pacific Northwest felt oneof its most unusual winters. "But;. ..."-• VNQT "6. Kvi, o,K., I won't unlock it!" Spoo . . . Silver Keysclimbed in a window and found before him three stewed chicken (meaning fowl) all dished out oh" a settable and left untouched. Being very fond of chicken, Silver Keys decided* to sample the food. He stuckhis fork into the first fowl which dissolved up the idea and went up to bed. A few hours later Silver Keyswas awakened by the tune of the "Striptease Polka" and knew that his idols were home and would find him in their house! He heard them. They were doing the can-can up the stairs. He thought to himself,"I'm trapped!" They were closer now! Silver Keys jumped up, "I'm trapped, trapped!" he repeated.They had almost reached the top now. He looked around . . . found an open window close to the ground. They were almost in the room! Silver Keys quickly ran to the window, closed it, locked it, boarded itup . . . Ah, trapped with three chorus girls. r- Advertising Puzzle Prizes will not be distributed for thisissue's advertising, the/treason for this being that the Collegian was not distributed/to its*-;i regularfashion: Make this puzzle a practice trial for next "week's contest when the entire set of rules as listedbelow will be effective. •;.'. HERE ARE THE RULES . . . 1. Each word in the following sentence mustbe found in-one of the Collegian ads and the advertiser's name placed in the blank following the word. 2.No two words can come from the same ad. 3. No words come from the classified section. 4. Uponcompletion of your puzzle bring it to the Collegian room. First person with correct answers wins one dollar while second prize is fifty cents. We'll illustrate what we mean with the first word. Collegian staffmembers are not eligible HERE'S THE SENTENCE . . . n 1. The Owl No. 2.. 2. rugged 3. student ~ 4.has 5. a 6. fancy 7. for i 8. skis 9. or t 10. a ... 11. need ............ 12. for 13. a 14. popular 15.assortment 16. of 17. athletic 18. supplies ... 19. and 20. equipment. RECREATION Fried A RoastChickens, Salads, Sandwiches. ' We'lk help plan party refresh*, ments; Audrey Poultry, 212- W. Mag-nolia,' opposite Home Market. (13-F50-8) SERVICES -/.. %?... Fred''" gt;;' Streeter,. TAILOR,-Alterations :. A Repairing. All work guaranteed. 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If you can meetthe high physical, and educational standards (at least two years of college), and are selected, you canbe among the first to attend the new one-year navigator training course at Ellington Air Force Basenear Houston, Texas. A new class begins each month! You'll be an Aviation Cadet! And, you'll receive the best available training—including 184 hours in the new T-29 "Flying Classroom." Then, graduation!You'll win your wings as a navigator . . . and a commission as a Second Lieutenant in the Air Force.After a 30-day leave with pay, you'll be ready for challenging— assignments as navigator with one of the famous commands in the U. S. Air Force. Your office will be die "front office" of mighty bombere or long-range transports! ' Be among the first to. win.your wings as a U. S. 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