1966_0506 ---------- Collegian - 1966 May 6 - Page 1 ---------- ^ t THE VI UNION WESTERN WASHINGTON STATE COLLEGE Vol. LVIII, No. 27 .. BelJingham,Washington Friday, May 6, 1966 Western gets $1 million lor campus development Future plans blockgateway to sehome THE VAST WASTELAND Before many people realized the change, the lastremaining houses on the block across the street from Jligginson Hall were swept into oblivion andreduced to a small pile of ashes. New buildings will soon decorate the charcoal void but old timers willnot quickly forget the street dances in front of Gusses nor the many good times had in the old houseswhich are no more. Oh, well, maybe we'll get a coeducational dorm to offset the loss. (Photo byVanNess) Challenge of college authority is greeted with split reaction By LEZA MADSEN CollegianStaff Reporter Just how far does the authority of the administration lextend in determining where thestudents shall live and [what time they should come in at night? A bill proposing that students 18 andover be allowed to [live off campus with parental permission was recently passed by the AS Legislatureand is to be presented to the admin- Jistration. The bill has renewed controversy among legislators landstudents. A random survey made last week Ireveals mixed emotions among the I students regarding theproposed rule changes. A group of junior women, apartment dwellers, jointly expressed their beliefthat there shouldn't be any restrictions as to housing for men or women as long as the students havetheir parent's permission. They felt that if the legislature's proposal is turned down a move should be made to relax the hours for 21 year old women. One coed, whose parents live in Bellingham, puts downher parents' address when she registers but she actually lives in an apartment. In that manner she getsaround the rules. A junior woman commented, "If you don't know what hour to come in by the timeyou're in college you never will." This seems to be one of the most common reasons given by studentswho favor a change. LIKES DORM LIFE A sophomore girl who has lived both on campus and off, saysshe prefers dorm life but doesn't feel that it should be compulsory. One student, with a young daugh-;ter of her own, likes the rules the way they are because she ". . . . would like to think someone knewwhere her daughter was at two in the morning." She added that she hoped by the time her daughter wasSee "DORM" page % \ By BRUCE DELBRIDGE Collegian Managing Editor Recently Westerniteswinced when they heard of the anticipated raise in tuition fees. This week it was Uncle Sam's turn toshell out. Western has been given $1 million through the Higher Education Facilities Act to help in a $3million facelifting job next year. The grant, considered somewhat small change for construction, willmake a big change in the physical setting on campus. It will create a new science-mathematicscomputer center on the present Campus School playfield. The fund for this facility is $797,500. Thesecond addition will be an enlargement of the Art Building. It will receive $109,133. NO MOREDRAGGING The big change, which will mean disappointment for motorcyclists and sports carenthusiasts, will be the removal of Campus Drive. The fellows who squeal around the hairpin turn byCarver Gymnasium will have to move to a better spot. The entire area will be closed and the playlfield will be paved Private eyes invited to SSI Six private detectives have been hired to protect the Forest GroveBallroom from overly-playful Westernites this year according to Jim Varner and Shelly Fraser, co-chairmen of the Spring Sports Informal. Damage inflicted Jby unruly students at last year's danceresulted in doubling of the rent costs, in addition to the presence of the uniformed patrolmen. TheHelmsmen;^ who sponsor the event, are paying- $250 this year, plus a $250 deposit' to cover anyvandalism during "A Taste of Honey." Last year's dance :cost $125. "If significant problems occur, the ballroom will-not be available for next year, so we're asking everyone to be reasonably quiet," saidVarner. Martin Denny will'; provide the music for the dance, to be held Friday from 9-12 pm. Women'shours will be extended to 2^30 am for the event. Tickets (for the informal affair are available at the Viking Union desk at a cost of $3.00-per couple. To locate the ballroom, students should drive north'onHighway 99, turn left on the Birch Bay-Lynden exit and proceed ^west for one and a half miles. TheForest Grove Ballroom will then appear to the right. with brick to form a large plaza. The center of theplaza will be dominated by a fountain. STARTS AGAIN SOON Even as the present dormconstruction begins to take some semblance of its finished form, the shovels are being readied for the newly-planned project. In two months the construction crews will block off the campus and begin work.The task will be completed! in January of 1968. The Art Building enlargement will be initiated in sevenmonths. The anticipated completion is predicted for November of 1967. DELIGHTED "Wei, of coursewe're delighted to have it,'" . chortled Western's president, Harvey C. Bunke, when asked about thegovernment aid. The new additions will help alleviate the pressures of increasing enrollment, according to Bunke, but will only be a start in the building growth needed. Evidently the money had been in theoffing for Western since last spring, but it was not officially appropriated by Congress until this week.NO PROBLEMS WITH WAR Bunke was asked whether the application for money had been in anydanger of denial due to the Vietnam war. He replied confidently, '*No, they have pockets for the money spent by Congress — they can't switch them around, so it was just a matter of our getting approval." The recent raise in tuition will pay the students' share in the expense of expanding, claims Bunke. Theregistration money will be used to pay bonds in the form of loans. 'Disorderly Orderly' shown as AS film"The Disorderly Orderly," starring Jerry Lewis, is this weeks AS Film. The film, produced anddirected by Lewis, will be shown at 7:30 Sunday evening in the college auditorium. The highlight ofthe film is an ambulance chase through town and a boy-girl chase throughout the plot. Permanentstudent ID will be required for admittance. ---------- Collegian - 1966 May 6 - Page 2 ---------- PAGE TWO THE COLLEGIAN FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1968 Blazers give Rog a chance Roger Sandberg,Western's student body president elect, has already started the gears rolling on his program fornext year. Sandberg was asked to sit on the Associated Students Legislature Monday and heimmediately used the chance to push his future plans. He nominated Dick Norris as ActivitiesCommissioner for next year. Activities Commissioner is to be ©ne of the most important positions eistudent government under the new constitution. The job replaces the present Program Veep andExecutive Veep. The sophomore legislator was nominated in a surprise move by Sandburg. Thegeneral assumption has been that Jim Dickinson, the present manager of the Lakewood facilities, wouldtake the job. Evidently he had not been informed of the job opening, and the Blazers were waiting untillater in the quarter to make the appointment. NEW CANOES ORDERED The board was informed thata water carnival has been planned Cor Lakewood, and that new canoes have been ordered. Theannouncement was made on behalf of the Program Council by Wayne Carter. Larry Elfendahl wasappointed as the legislative representative to the inter-dorm council. The council has reported to the ASgroup several time voicing its opinion on the legislative proposals concerning dorm rules. They hadpreviously asked that a Blue Blazer attend their meetings. COMMUNITY PROPERTY CARDS Femalelegislator Sandy Hayden protected the interests of the gentle sex. She proposed that a validation punchbe automatically installed on enrollment cards at the time of registration to make married studentsaware that his or her spouse is entitled to! all of the rights and privileges of a student. Quaker saysVietnam shows moral problem By BOB HAMILTON Collegian Staff Reporter The United States ismaking beggars of Vietnamese children, prostitutes of Vietnamese women and communists ofVietnamese men, according to N. J. Whitney, a Quaker in Residence at Friends World College, LongIsland, N. Y. Speaking Monday at the United Campus Christian Foundation, Whitney made it clear thathe was concerned with the moral, not the political issues of the Vietnamese situation. He went on to"illuminate some of the internal problems brought to light by the Southeast Asian conflict." "Theforeign policies pursued by the United States in this area reflect a sick society. We stand desperatelyin need of social revolution at all levels," declared the speaker. "A political stand cannot keep alive if itdoes not have the support of the people, and if the people support the present Vietnam policy they mustbe morally stagnant," he said. BARBARIAN PRINCIPLE Drawing analogies between the presentsituation and "his war," WWI, Whitney said that the college students of his time were told that the basic evil of Prussianism was the "barbarian principle of universal military conscription." . That we adhere to and unquestionably accept this "barbarian principle" is almost a tragic joke, he said. Today's youngmen comprise the first generation of Americans being subjected to this "continual, perpetualindoctrination of military principles." Saying that "the government openly acknowledges itsmanagement of news in the interest of supporting its foreign policies," Whitney concluded that wehave arrived at a time in which no one trusts anybody. 'Who believes what he reads in the newspapers or sees on television?" he asked. To support his argument he drew attention to "The Ten Rules forConditioning the Public Mind In Preparation for Projected Policy" written by the military andpublished in "U. S. News and World Report." STOP BOMBING Turning to a more positive view he saidthere were two things that we should do in Vietnam. First, we should make it clear that we are willing tonegotiate with the National Liberation Front, and second, we should stop bombing North and SouthVietnam. In closing, Whitney listed four things that he felt are the responsibilities of each individual."First," he said, "we must think, just think. "Secondly, we must bring public attention to our beliefs if we are to keep the issue alive. 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He hasn't had time totalk it over with the other president—Dr. Harvey C. Bunke. The proposal, as it stands now, asks that all students eighteen yeans or older be allowed to more off campus with parental permission. TheAdministration, according to Paul, will not approve the present suggestion because of economicreasons. If the dorms start running in the red because of unfilled rooms, the rates will have to beraised- A possible alternative presently being considered by the legislators is that entering freshmen beallowed to move off campus when they enter school. If they decide to enter the dormitories they will berequired to stay for the hill year. According to Paul, whatever the ifinal decision will be, there willprobably be no action taken until 1967 or 1968. THE BOYS WITH the hard hats finally put the roof on thenew nine story hutch for Western's bunnies which will be functional by this fall. Some enterprising coedshave suggested leaving the giant crane as a means for getting girls back to their rooms at late hours orpicking up male passers-by. KGMI donates 500 records to Western Western's music buffs should beglad Ito hear that KGMI, a local radio station, has donated over 500 new records to the Viking Unionmusic room collection. Among the collection are recordings by such old timers as Bessie Smith,Louie Armstrong and Jelly Roll Martin. For those with more modern tastes there are disks by JohnColtrane, Miles Davis, The Modern Jazz Quartet and Gerry Mulligan. Recordings by the Ramsey LewisTrio, Odetta, Nat King Cole and many others have also been purchased by the VU Student ActivitiesOffice. Any of these artists can be heard by checking the record files at the VU desk and requesting thenumber of the record. ACCORDING TO Graham's Almanac of Useless Information (page 2,605), aperson fired from a large bore cannon at a cement wall with a velocity of 900 mph would be killedinstantly. ta ATTENTION SPORTS CAR OWNERS A meeting to reorganize and reactivate the CHUCK-ANUT SPORTS CAR CLUB will be held May 12 at 8 pm in the upstairs committee room of the LeopoldHotel. Anyone interested in sports cars and sports car activities is invited to attend. FOR MOREINFORMATION CALL 733-6025 'DORMS' (Continued from page 1) of college age she should knc whento come in. Age, as a determining factor, Wi the most frequent basis for arg ments both for and againstchange in the rules. Should rules be made to protect those gir who don't know when to come in to givefreedom to the girls who a pear to be mature enough to their own hours? Those students who were again a change gave reasons for the feelings on the issue. "I think evi college girls need authority . . or,"freshmen don't know how cope with the older boys that ha\ been around." The girl who man thesecomments had an interestir proposal: "Why not give the bo: dorm hours, that would increai the girls''security." Another student said, "It's usual the ones who aren't responsible th are pushing for a changein tl rules." A number of students who we opposed to a change in the rul concerning residence, saidth lt; would be in favor of issuing kej to 21 year old girls or abolishin hours for them. This policy is effect on a number of other can puses—the University of Washingtc being one of them. The results of thissurvey r lt; vealed an almost 50-50 split lt; opinion ion the issue. Whether th can be attributed to alack of ii formation concerning the adminii tration's reasoning in forming th present laws, or an actualconfli lt; of moral attitudes among the stt dents, remains a question. 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That is, he paints an Id masterpiece" within his new uriting to "see how that master-ece wouldlook if I painted it." Garrell wants to keep his paint-gs impure and crowded. "Paint-g is a game to amuseme," he lid. All through his paintings Garrell gt;es the idea of the game. His pic-res usually have achecker board them, or some idea of the game mosphere. Garrell stated that he felt the iinter had a lotover a movie-aker or a person in television be-use "a painter can jump from a reground to a place two orthree iles away without having to do a ; of work." He also mentioned that he never ;es a model to paintfrom, and rely usese a photograph. The art lecture was followed by a lort question and answer period.THE MOLE PEOPLE invaded the Viking Union Wednesday night when a fire alarm turned out to be awater alarm. A malfunction in one of the main lines forced workers to dig to the source of the trouble asstudents went without coffee and soft drinks for awhile in the VU. Step-up means war claims Vietnampanel CCUN Conference includes 'hot line' Four United Nations Representa-ves will speak here nextweek via e CABC conference tlelphone dur-g a conference sponsored by the ational Student Association and the ilegiate Council to the United ations. The speakers will include Lord radon, BritishRepresentative to c US; Chief Adebo, Nigerian Re-esentative to the UN; and Repre-intative Moniz fromPortugal. Jorge Hernandez, ex-Castro aide tiled from Cuba, and President arvey C. Bunke will speakhere in rson. The conference, A World Hope: he United Nations and Internation- Relations, will run fortwo days. On Friday there will be various •eakers in the VU Lounge from 9 n to 5 pm. Included will bePro-sssor Robert D. Meade, from the sychology department, who will )eak on the "Ideology of Doscord." Saturday will be devoted to a dis-ission of the methods and practices developing programs for interna-anal affairs. Full scale war would be the result on an escalation of the conflict in Vietnam, concludedthe panel on the Book of the Quarter discussion Wednesday. The panel discussing "Vietnam" includedDonald McLeod of the English department, moderator; Dr. Ronald Taylor of the Biology department;Dr. Richard Payne, of the Political Science department; and Wayne Mullen of the Political Sciencedepartment. Escalation of the battle in Southeast Asia is at a maximum now, according to Muller, and will not increase significantly. Due to criticism of global power reaches by. the US, and a supposedly increased feeling by citizens that withdrawal could be handled gracefully, he determines the actionshould end in the near future. Taylor commented directly upon the book saying, "It is obviously quitebiased in favor of our leaving Vietnam." The U. S. is not in a position to withdraw now, he commented.The conflict is a test for Communism, and if America leaves it will suffer more than if it remains. A self-proclaimed amateur on thh subject of Vietnam, Payne supported the Johnson-Rusk policy of takingthe middle line. "They as policymakers probably know moare about the situation than anyone else," he added. Critique challenges deadwood courses Deadwood courses at Western are soon to be exposedif the AS Legislature can exert enough influence. The Course Critique, which will utilize opinion pollsand question-aires directed to students enrolled in various classes, was started by AS President BlairPaul. "The results of the surveying will be compiled and announced, giving an indication of the quality ofthe courses offered here," Paul said. Next year's president, Roger Sandberg, has agreed to continuework on the plan, and expects it to be completed sometime during his term. Direction of the critique hasbeen assigned to Kent Edmonds, AS legislator. Delta grabs award for AWS activity The womeninhabiting Ridgeway Delta were deemed1 the most active on campus by the AWS at Saturday'sSpring Sing. In off-campus houses, the first place trophy was accepted by Sue Peterson of WesternCedar House, while Janice Newstrom received the second place award for Elkins Hall. President BeckyBeighle was the official recipient of the on-campus trophy for first place, and President Penny Jo Smithtook the second place award for Ridgeway Kappa. Judging was based on the amount of aid receivedfrom the houses for AWS affairs throughout the year. For High Living . . . Before or after the dance treather to a delicious dinner in the FLORENTINE ROOM HIGH ATOP THE BELLINGHAM HOTEL WHAT AVIEW!! 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Listing her objectives! fornext year, Miss Huhta gave her major goals as being: making activities known, and convincing morewomen to participate. To alleviate the problem of informing freshmen women, she intends to include two women representatives of the freshman class in the AWS Commission. Currently, all membersare upperclassmen. Miss Huhta discovered' the need for more participation in AWS activities last fallwhen she was co-chairman of the Tolo. "When we wanted to search the files for helpers, we couldn'teven find the file," she said. Broken water main brings fire trucks About 6:30 pm Wednesday night infront of the Viking Union at water main broke. "It has been leaking for a long time," said Lois Aylesworth, receptionist at the VU desk. So, for a few hours Wednesday night the water was shut off in the VU,Viking Commons, and the Student Store. "They're having a little trouble washing dishes downstairs,"said Miss Aylesworth. Four Bellingham fire trucks came to campus because the broken main steamedand the campus police, who called them, thought it was a fire. THE SONG of the female full breastedgoldfink has recently been measured at exactly two minutes 3nd four seconds. The male of specieshas no vocal cords. Would you like a good Summer job? MANPOWER has the best of them! It's nevertoo early to start lining up the job you want this summer. Manpower would like to hear right now aboutyour availability and capability . . . whether you have office skills like typing, stenography, or officemachine operation. If you will be available to work during the summer in this city — come down and see us now! MANPOWER THE VERY BEST IN TEMPORARY HELP TEACHERS-STUDENTS SPECIALSAT. INTERVIEWS MAY 7-14 AND 21 9 AM TO 1 PM ANYTIME MON., THUR., FRI. 8 AM TO 4 PMMUST TYPE 40 WPM Sorry we are only able to hire students 18 and over. 1222 2ND. AVE., SEATTLE ---------- Collegian - 1966 May 6 - Page 4 ---------- PAGE FOUR THE COLLEGIAN FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1966 to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortedare we up to par? By the end of this academic year the student body of Western will have incurred theloss of several excellent instructors, for various reasons. All the excuses given by professors leaving thecollege tend to a central fact—that there are few benefits offered the teaching staff here in comparison to other institutions. The salary, resources and curriculum of Western have all been criticized bydeparting scholars as being insufficient in relation to positions available elsewhere. Advantages of agreater pay scale and a higher academic rating are the first thought of most professors whenconsidering a move to another campus. Western has repeatedly shown itself deficient in this area as a high percentage of instructors resigning have left for those reasons. The second largest problemappears to be the lack of equipment and study material for those departments not closely affiliatedwith education. The education-centered curriculum has also been given as a primary cause ofresignations during the year. Since the acquisition of quality teachers is the goal of any good college,it seems Western should spend more time and money on improving, at the least, the above conditions.Much revising of the college's long-range plans would be necessary but the results would justify the workinvolved. As to the financing of such a venture, it would be possible. Funds currently being allotted tonew dormitories, for instance, could better be applied to up-grading our educational facilities, while offersof inexpensive, off-campus housing projects could be accepted from local businessmen. This actalone would release several million dollars in dorm and state revenues for succeeding years.—C. J.Clark II. those messy mug shots Recently it was announced that students who wish to enter theAssociated Students movies on campus will have to present their plastic ID cards. This means pullingout the ragged semblance of a plastic square which was supposedly designed to last four years. If you're lucky you can maybe show some plastic shavings after two years. It's obviously going to presentproblems identifying students as Western grows in size. This is going to mean closer scrutiny ofidentification, but if there is going to be more of one thing there needs to be more of the other. The moreof the other is going to have to be more and easier access to the ID cards. This doesn't mean wantonscattering of authorization to passersby. It means making it easier for Western students to renew their wornout credentials. At present, people can have their per-no benefits seen Rumors circulating throughthe Viking Union have brought to our attention the administration's proposal to make Western a residentcampus. Under this plan all, or virtually all, of the college's students would be required to live indormitories or some sort of college-owned housing. Considering the present dispute between students and administration over the dorm requirements, the AS public opinion committee and the Collegianmade separate polls to determine general reactions to the idea. Results of the questioning showeddisapproval by the greatest percentage of persons asked. Viewed from this perspective it seemsnecessary that a dubious eye be cast on the manent cards renewed only once a quarter. If they don'thappen to read the bulletin the right day, then they are out of luck for the rest of the quarter. Is this tomean that under the new rule someone could pay his tuition and fees and not be able to participate inmany AS functions. The picture is the real stumbling block. In order to validate the card it is necessaryto have the student's photo on it. The company that contracts the cards now is not doing anythingbecause the camera is broken. The inconvenience of bringing the photographer on campus gums thewhole works. If the people in charge of renewing cards would find a place in Bellingham where studentscould present themselves at their own leisure it would make things much more efficient. This would alsomean a much more realistic approach to picture ID for Western students.—Bruce Delbridge. Old Mainproposition. One can hardly think the plan practical when even half the populace finds it distasteful.Looking at the situation from a material standpoint the quality of the proposal remains doubtful.Since building dormitories is a continually costful operation for Western, the logic of making themessential is questionable. With a financial and a social difficulty facing the suggestion, the enactment ofit would be justified only by supreme benefits. Those benefits have yet to be pointed out to thestudents, and since it is the students who will be most strongly affected by the move, we believe itmight be advisable to consult them.—C. J. Clark II. the collegian FOUNDING MEMBER OF PACIFICSTUDENT PRESS Affiliated with United States Student Press Association, Collegiate Press Service.Second-class postage paid at Bellingham, Washington PHONE 734-7600, EXT. 269 - COPY DEADLINETUESDAY 12 NOON ROBERT E. GRAHAM, JR., Editor Managing Editor, Bruce Delbridge FeatureEditor, Vera Giesbrecht Sports Editor, Jerry Ehrler News Editor, Carl Clark Business Manager, Don Alford Photographers: Bob McCarty, James Hinds, Doug Van Ness Reporters: Mary Magnuson, Maria Miller,Bill Ellingson, Terry Hurley, Ron Smith, Vern Shafer, Lee Ann Kurr, Bob Hamilton, Leza Madsen OurLeader, Phil McAuley Western Student, Mike Williams GEES, I'M GLAD mothers weekend is over, I wasjust dying for a cigarette. ON STUDENT TYPES By LARRY BEAUPRE The Collegiate Press Service A Yale University study has recently come up with a list of "sti dent types" and given them scholarlynames. Most would agree that ther are definite classifications of students. Here are mine. TheProfessional Student—He changes majors just in the nick time to avoid graduation. Finally, when he isforced to graduate or slip in his planning, he has 200 plus hours and a background from electric*engineering to philosophy. The Professional Fiance—He battles his books to get a job solel so he cansupport the most beautiful, wonderful girl ever. He will marr her after graduation. He rushes his studiesduring the week so he ca go home on weekends to see his girl. The extent of his conversation wit hisroommate is "My girl told me to . . . " - The Professional Booker—He cannot be torn from his books,doesn know a single bartender's name, doesn't date, is dragged rarely to th Union movies, and he reallybelieves two hours of study are needed fo each class hour. He goes to bed at 2 a. m. and gets up at 6 a.m. H is dull but makes a 3.5-4.0. The Magician—He gets the grades, but how remains a mystery t theBooker. He possesses a wide range of general knowledge which calls upon frequently and confidentlyduring exams. Where he originall came by this general knowledge is also a mystery. A 3-pointer, on thnose. The Professional Independent—Does everything he can to make sur nobody mistakes him for aGreek. The Professional Independent Girl, subtype, believes studying is more important than dating. TheProfes sional Independent Boy, another subtype, wears uncoordinated socks an sweaters. TheProfessional Greek—Does everything he can to make sur nobody mistakes him for an Independent. TheProfessional Greek Gir a subtype, likes to collect pins, a quaint phenomenon. The Professions GreekBoy, a definite subtype, wears coordinated socks and sweaters. The Drinker—When he studies, nobodyis quite sure. Where he get his money, nobody is quite sure. His greatest achievement, second onl towhen a bartender bought him a beer, was the day he tokk an exar drunk. The Professional Jock—He isnever ignored by his instructors-he gets either an A or an E because he's an athlete, although "arrangements" are made to ensure the Athletic Association that he'll be her next semester to draw more cashinto the till. The Reformer—With his pocket Marx in hand, he really believe any University where theteacher-student ratio isn't 1 to 1 is a "multi versity" with all students alienated, though they may not admit it Desperately wishes this were, Berkeley so he could "get some work done.' He wants to be a hero, butfinds trouble convincing anyone but his fel low 11 Reformers that he is. Will probably marry The BleedingHeart. The Bleeding Heart—She wishes she was a Negro so she could per sonally suffer the grossinjustices the white man inflicts upon the Negro Likes to use words like "honestly . . . truly . . . really."She is "in volved." She will probably marry the Reformer. The Social Climber—Definitely drinks at Kam'sso he can be notic ed. Many times associated with an activity, but not in the fulfilled sens lt; that TheActivity Jock (below) is. The Social Climber is usually inept He climbs and climbs but never getsanywhere. He desperately want! to be important. A variety of The Social Climber is the AdministratorsPatsy who loves being recognized by University higher-ups—in return foi an occasional cookie. TheActivity Jock—Life is worth while as long as the yearbook re tains its "Who's Who" section. Very similarto The Social Climber, onlj he isn't quite so inept. The Professional Politician—Knows every politicalhack and ware boss in the state, and doesn't mind telling you so. The Politician (a] The Liberal—Forgotone of the basic concepts of liberals is the free competition of ideas. The Politician (b) TheConservative—Still crying over Brother Barry's demise. The Has Been—Reminds himself that it's betterthan being a Never-Was. Basks in his glories of days gone by. Pity everything's gom 'to hell since he ranit. , ---------- Collegian - 1966 May 6 - Page 5 ---------- FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1966 THE COLLEGIAN PAGE FIVE Letters to the editor should be fyped, double-spaced and not in excess of 250 words. The editor reserves the right to edit for ninctuation, style andlength. Anonymous opinion will not be JUblished, however, names will gt;e withheld upon request.Letters »ay be delivered to the Collegian Dffice (VU 1) or addressed "Editor, the Collegian, WWSC,Bell-ingham, Wash. Huff says if Sartre Can, Afgren can too Jditor, The Collegian: I readily understandyour disap-wntment with Nelson Algren's bi- Ing reaction to the war in Vietnam. for the record, however, it should said that by definition your para-raph five suggests that you hold in lual contempt Einstein,Sartre, Jalkner, and—among a good many jliiers—that crowd-charming specia- Ist at "airing his petpeeves," [[ark Twain. lOBERT HUFF Thank you again and very best wishes. MILLER WILLIAMSDepartment of English Louisiana State University Peterson says thanks to those who helped fditor, TheCollegian: I am grateful to all those students 10 actively supported me in the ast election. I will do mybest to Jhold the obligations to the stu-jrats of Western in the capacity of |egisIator-at-large. I would also like to thank all stu- Brits who expressed interest in stu-lent government by voting. IARRELL A.PETERSON Louisianan praises Western's Jeopardy fear Mr. Benedict: I received the two copies of theJeopardy, and I'm very pleased Jrith what you have done. It was |ood of you to have me in mind, id I'mcertainly happy to be re- Iresented in what is one of the best |ut together and most mature cam-istliterary magazine I have seen. Blair Paul blasts his own quotations Editor, The Collegian: It grieves meto have to respond at this time to the front page story regarding the election of Roger Sandberg as the66-67 Student Body President. It grieves me because under no circumstances do I wish animositiescreated by the campaign period to continue. A quick glance at that election story might suggest that Iharbor a good deal of bitterness over the outcome of the election. While I do feel a sense of loss at the defeat of Byron Mauck, I wish the student body to know that Roger Sandberg and I will get along andwork together very adequately for the rest of this quarter. And to you Mr. Vern Shafer, author of theelection story, your reporting pulled me way out of context and considering .the importance of thatstory for quieting many of the ill feelings, you not only did a disservice to me but to your student bodyand to your paper. Not only did I not know you were a reporter for the Collegian, but you chose a time toget my reactions which was highly emotional and also not the most sober. You have a lot to learn aboutreporting, Mr. Shafer and let me at this time say that this single story has done more to strain myrelationship with the student body, Roger Sandberg's people, and the Collegian than any other singleinstance during this year. Again my apologies to any who are offended by my statements and maythe friendships that were lost during the campaign be reaffirmed. Thank you, BLAIR F. PAUL President,Associated Students Ed note: We occasionally edit quotes made by individuals for grammar, but not forcontent. The statements were made, and Mr. Shafer was merely doing his job. M Foolish RadicalsHusband Atr Plants An urge to be different can be creative, but she'll expect the traditional ring. Payingcash is an ideal way. However, credit is perfectly acceptable. And at Weisfield's, it is especially so for students of promise. IIIIP11 See our big selection of bridal sets* WKStti weisfields JEWELERS 128 W. Holly m gt; • Perturbed by censor of new dance craze Editor, The Collegian: Last Friday at theJunior Class Mixer I witnessed a number of students dancing wildly on the floor. It was a new dancecalled the "Alligator." As I watched I realized that these students were actually having a great time.Suddenly a number of chaperanes stepped in and made the students get back on their feet andN dance"properly." What right do these chaperones have to interfere with the good clean, fun of the students ofWestern? This new dance is certainly not dangerous and anybody who says it is suggestive must have a warped idea of sex. I cannot see any reason why Program Council should prohibit any type of dancethat is not obscene and does not threaten the saifety of the students. JIM CARLSON Official BulletinArt film portrays Russian novelist "The Childhood of Maxim Gorky," presented as part of the Art FilmSeries, is the first of a trilogy of films depicting the life of the great Russian Novelist Maxim Gorky. Thispicture, directed by Mark Donskoi and filmed in Russia in 1938, provides a deep understanding ofprovincial Russia in the 1870's as seen through the eyes of Gorky as a young boy. Whether the othertwo parts of the trilogy will be shown depends on their availability and the audience reaction to this firstfilm. The film will be shown at 6:15 and 8:30 this evening in the college auditorium. Admission price is 65 cents for students and $1.00 for general admission. FINAL EXAMINATION SCHEDULE FOR SPRINGQUARTER 1966 All 1 and 2 credit courses, plus all courses meeting once or twice weekly (including11:00-12:15 and 2.00-3:15 sections), and all classes meeting at 4:00 pm or later, are to be given finalexaminations during the last scheduled class period. The last regularly scheduled classes will meetFriday, June 3. Note particularly the schedule for Monday, June 6. Classes Exam Day HoursGeneral Ed 123 (Humanities) June 6, 8:00-10:00 and All other 11:00 am classes June 6, 10:30-12:30 am All other 9:00 am classes June 6, 1:30- 3:30 pm 12:00 noon ___June 7, 9:00-11:00 am 2:00 pm June7, 1:00- 3:00 pm 8:00 am June 8, 9:00-11:00 am 1:00 pm June 8, 1:00- 3:00 pm 10:00 am _.__June 9,9:00-11:00 am 3:00 pm June 9, 1:00- 3:00 pm Final grades are due in the Registrar's Office at 12:00noon, Monday, June 13. Many Opportunities Now For— JUNE AND AUGUST 6RADS! Men andWomen Invited — ANY MAJOR — with U. S. Treasury Dept. Internal Revenue Service in CaliforniaINTERNAL REVENUE AGENT or REVENUE OFFICER Contact your PLACEMENT OFFICE NOW forappt. for on-eampus interview MAY 13, 1966 at the Business and Government Placement Office, EdensHall or call collect to Mrs. Dorothy C. Axtell, Internal Revenue Service, phone 583-4777 in Seattle. anequal opportunity employer The United man is coming! The United man is coming! Are you ready? 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Probably the most important thing you willdiscover is that you are given the opportunity to view both your own culture from without and a cultureother than your own from within. At times you will condemn both . . ." Beaman and his wife Judy aretwo of the 22 Western graduates now in the Peace Corps. His letter is: one of several received by Peri Aiken, presently Western's Peace Corps coordinator. Excerpts from some of these letters give anindication of what it is to be a Peace Corps Volunteer. Describing the training which preceded her jobas a physical education teacher in Caracas, Venezuela, Avia Watson wrote, '•It was a grueling dog-eat-dog session." In addition to classes in Spanish, Venezuelan Studies, Communism, AmericanGovernment and Economy, and P. E., psychological and personality tests, peer ratings, andexaminations conducted by: "faculty representatives and some big brass . . . from Washington, D. C," Miss Watson had to make frequent visits to "the Dart Room." THE DART ROOM "It was undoubtedlythe most traumatic thing.for some of us," she wrote. "Shots twice a week, every week, for everythingimaginable, and in every place imaginable." In Venezuela, Miss Watson has had rocks thrown ather at times, and she comments, "They keep me on my toes . . . You never know who is nice to youone minute and would shoot you the next." A Volunteer in India faced another problem—he foundhimself doing a job he wasn't trained to do. Terry Shellenberger wrote, "I was invited to learn to raisechickens so of course they trained me in home economics, so of-course in India they assigned me tovegetable gardening so of course I am working with the school mid-day meal program." A LITTLEBUREAUCRACY He admits that bureaucracy may be creeping into the Peace Corps, but adds. ". . . the Volunteer is WANT TO SAVE MONEY WHEN YOU MOVE? MOVE YOURSELF AND SAVE WITH AU'HAUL RENTAL TRAILER Save 75%. Local or one way anywhere In the U.S.A. Only U-Haul offers$1000 cargo insurance, free road service, guaranteed trailersandtires.Hitchfurnished. FEATURE EDITORVern Giesbrecht, the man responsible for pages six and seven every week, spent a busy day wadingthrough stacks of letters from members of the Peace Corps. "The letters were all good," he related,"some were even better than my feature stories." BOCK'S FOUNTAIN TEXACO 733-9706 Broadway andGirard We'd rather not switch... . . . or fight. No trouble at Shakey's. Just the world's best pizza andbeverages, happiest ragtime piano and banjo, and singin'est customers. Got a black eye? Come onover anyway. We're awful friendly! Orange Blossom Diamond Rings Milton E. Terry JEWELERDiamonds, Watches, Silver "Where jewelry is our business/7 Watch Jewelry Repair NEW LOCATION 1326 Cornwall Ave. "YOUR SAFETY SERVICE SPECIALISTS" 10% DISCOUNT TO COLLEGESTUDENTS Wayne Brake Wheel Alignment PHIL MADES. Owner and Manaaer 1422 State St. Phone 733-1550 SHUSH Ye PUBIIC house 733-3020 1234 STATE Mon.-Thurs. 4-2 A.M. Fri. Sat. 12-3 A.M. Sun. Noon-Midnite STUDENT CO-OP BOOK NEWS We unexpectedly received many copies of "Upthe Down Staircase" and a few copies of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" out of the 150 we haveordered. "The Ginger Man" continues to be a top seller. Some new titles to look into: "Little Big Man/1by Berger, "I Lost It At the Movies/' by Pauline Kael and "Drive, He Said/' by Larner. Two timelypublications are the "Selective Service Draft Deferment Test" and Barron's "How To Prepare For theStudent Draft Deferment Test." If you need Rapid Research Cards for bibliographies and footnotes wehave them. still the hub of this wheel . , I am Peace Corps Shadnagar and they realize that I (for better or worse) am best prepared to choose my job here, though "job" keeps sounding a lot like work." AnotherPeace Corps Volunteer in India, Nick Baldwin, took time off from poultry development to build somewindmills. "The villagers in this area (Bhopal, Mac-lhya Pralesh), have wells, but no mechanical means of getting the water out of them. These windmills provide that means," he wrote. "Peace Corps hopes that they will provide an 'in' with the villages to get people to start sanitation, scientific farming, and education projects." Commenting on his work with chicken farmers, Baldwin wrote, "Poultry in India is a fairly profitable business. The trouble is, however, that they (Indian farmers), often expect the birdsto produce eggs without any work on their part. It is my job to convince them otherwise—mainly thatto receive, they must first give." Looking back on his six months in the Peace Corps, Baldwin wrote, ". .. I'm. still sane; we'll see what happens in the next year." ANN WORTH FIVE COWS From Tanzania,school teacher Ann Hageman wrote about her students: " . . . The students have said that if I learn howto cut firewood and carry water, they will find a husband for their "ole" teacher. They even said that Imight be worth five cows." Teaching sports at a boys school presents some difficulties, according toMiss Hageman. J'Baseball, is a bit difficult for them to grasp because they are so used to using theirfeet for their games. They are keen on learning football . . . but I'm not even quite sure how many menare on a team." And there are misunderstandings, due to the vast difference in the cultures. "My cookis convinced that there is a man hiding in my bedroom (that would be nice). But alas, she just can'tunderstand why I would have a razor." Bruce Beaman, writing from another part of Africa, ended hisletter to prospective Volunteers by saying: ". . . We sometimes question ourselves to whether we havedone anything. But always remember that if we didn't perhaps you can." What's red and black andswings ? THE BOWERY DANCING Wednesday, Friday and Saturday Nites 11th and Harris ---------- Collegian - 1966 May 6 - Page 7 ---------- FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1966 THE COLLEGIAN PAGE SEVEN twllililililiilllililliillll HAPPINESS IS A PLACE INTHE SUN Gorgeous girls are leaving the guys goggle-eyed these days, as they bask in the sun at everyopportunity. "I'd like to spend all day looking at girls," one young man was heard to remark. Last spring, a construction worker on the Ridge-way complex caught sight of a bevy of beauties sunning themselves onthe water tower nearby. Result? He nailed his sleeve to the board he was hammering. Girls on the toweralso caught the eye of a Bellingham policeman, who promptly drove into the ditch. So far this spring, nountoward incidents have been noted. Usually reliable sources informed the Collegian, however, thatworkmen on the Mathes Dormitory have been using spyglasses to ogle the Higginson Hall lasses.Lingerie, beer and moldy lunches: loss of personal goods persists College students have at least onedistinction—they a r e e x p e r t losers. There comes a time in every student's life w h e n h e loses one or more of t h e following; sleep; his temper; his w i t s (during a n exam); his t o n g u e (when calledupon in class); h i s control (in a v a r i e t y of t e n s e situations), and, on r a r e occasions, his " m a rb l e s , " though t h e l a t t e r is only a loss in a f i g u r a t i v e sense. Western students also have a ~ curious penchant for losing some of their personal belongings. What's more, they are often too lazy, (or too affluent), to claim the lost items. As a result, a vast amount of accumulated merchandise is soldat an auction during World- University Service week, each year. "It's surprising that so many studentsdon't claim valuable items at the Lost and Found desk," said Mrs. Mary Rudd, who worked ait the desk(in the Viking Union) for a few years before aking on her present position as secretary for StudentActivities director Richard Reynolds. EXPENSIVE GOODS UNCLAIMED Mrs. Rudd said expensive wrist watches, coats, sweaters, jackets, gloves, glasses, jewelry and contact lenses are turned in, andoften are not claimed by their owners. Some items, however, do not remain at the desk long. "Menfrequently lose their wedding rings while washing their hands," she said. "Believe me, they really comerunning for them." Mrs. Rudd recalled a few experiences of the past summer, when strange thingswere found and brought to the desk. "A sack with three full bottles of beer was turned in during summerschool," BATHING LOSERS! Three girls bathing suits were MRS. MARY RUDD . . . tells a tale of lossshe said. 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FELDMAN PRESENTATION COlOXbtBtlVXE Released thru UNITED ARTISTS [ THISPICTURE IS RECOMMENDED FOR ADULTS | GSmM Starts at Dusk, Apptox. 8:45 First Complete Show 11:45 ---------- Collegian - 1966 May 6 - Page 8 ---------- PAGE EIGHT THE COLLEGIAN FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1966 Illegitimacy unnatural for Tabago Islanders ByVERN SHAFER Collegian Staff Reporter On the island of Tobago it is not necessary for a m an and awoman to b e m a r r i e d before t h e y live together. I n his "Backwoods of t h e World" lecture, Dr.Lawrence F. Douglas, of the Sociology-Anthropology Department, when speaking of his homeland ofTobago, said, "couples g e n e r a l l y get m a r r i e d if they have a child, but it is not necessary "Douglas stressed that "common law marriages'1' are not considered immoral in Tobago, as they are inWestern societies. WORK MORE IMPORTANT The focus of peoples' lives in Tobago is work. Theislanders get. by on a subsistance level of living, derived entirely from agriculture. Most of the peopleown some land, where they have a garden plot and a house. The people of Tobago divide their laborbetween working on estates (for money, and farming their own land for food. The estates or plantations, grow rubber and coconuts. According to Douglas, the Tobago people work with a good cooperativeeffort. They have what they call a WANT ADS "Let Collegian Want Ads Work For You" $1 Col. Inch5£ A Word (12 Words Minimum) Phone 734-7600 Ex. 2 69 DEADLINE: Tuesday noon beforepublication. If you meet these basic requirements and are willing to aquire the necessary training, youmay qualify for a flight crew position with a Major Airline. Height — 5'7" to 6'4" Age — 20 to 27 Vision — 20/20 uncorrected Education — 2 years of college Pass Qualifying Examinations For BulletinContact— Herrod School Of Aviation Phone 259-6152, Area Code 406 Logan Field, Billings, Montana"lend-hand" system. That is, one person lends his hand to a neighbor one day, and his neighbor helpshim another day. "Education affords the opportunity for the highest status in Tobago," said Douglas. "Every village has schools which offer education up through high school," he continued. "The students along the way take national exams, and prior to graduation from high school they take Oxford, orCambridge exams." "The kinship relations on Tobago are complex and confusing," said Douglas. "Everyknown relation is honored in marriage, that is, out to the 64th cousin." "A favorite pastime of thewomen," Douglas commented, "is to trace family trees. Family trees are traced not only to the trunkand branches," he said, "but also to the twigs!" "The life cycle furnishes major occasions of social life,"Douglas said. "Feasting and dancing," he said, "are held for baptism, marriage, and death." For all ofthe festive occasions, neighbors and relatives need no invitations. Everything is a community affair.There are three celebrations of the death ceremony. The morning after the person dies, a "Ninth NightFestival," and a ceremony 40 nights after the death. According to Douglas, there is an absence ofprofound sorrow in funerals, and in fact, there is more gaiety than sadness. Policy critic hereTuesday After three weeks in North Vietnam and an exclusive interview with President Ho Chi Minn,Felix Greene is touring the Northwest telling the American people what he learned there. The stern critic of American foreign policy, brought to Western by the Public Affairs Council, will speak at 4 pm May10 in the college auditorium. Traveling on a British passport, Greene also made a fourth extended visit to the Chinese Peoples' Repub- Martin Denny means surf* tropical b in By LEZA MADSEN CollegianStaff Reporter The name Martin Denny, aside from reminding us t h at t h e SSI is coming up May 13, islinked with allusions to Exotica—a blend of pounding surf, tropical birds and a T a s t e of Honey. P e r h a p s this ability to call us away from r e a l i t y is t h e reason for his success. Buit Martin Dennyhimself is about FOR SALE—DOGS TOY and small miniature Silver poodles. See at Mallory's PoodleParlor, 2829 W. Maplewood Ave., 733-1708. Grooming. OPPORTUNITIES $11,000 POETRY CONTESTOpen to all poets. Send name and address with 10c for brochure of rules prizes: THE PROMETHEAN LAMP, Dept. C, 2174 34th Street, Sacramento, California. FELIX GREENE lie while in the Far East. He is considered by many to be a throughly responsible expert on that area. Author of two well-knownbooks on China, "Curtain of Ignorance" and "China," Greene is also a photographer. His speech will be accompanied by slides he took while in North Vietnam. A film produced by Greene, "CHINA!,"recentlyt completed a 14-week run in New York and is currently being shown in 60 cities across thenation. It received the Award of Merit at the International Film Festival at Edinburgh. In addition tokeeping the citizens of the West informed on developments and prevailing attitudes in the East,Greene runs an import-export business. At one time he was commentator for the British BroadcastingCorporation in London and later was head of the BBC staff in the United States. LEOPOLD HOTELPRESENTS the Jack Shafer Show COMEDY, VOCALS, INSTRUMENTALS in the CASINO 9 PM - 2AM NO COVER CHARGE LIMITED ENGAGEMENT ACCORDING TO Graham's Almanac of UselessInformation (page 969), under normal conditions of temperature, pressure and humidity, it would take5,000 generations of full-grown moths to completely consume a locomotive. as exotic as a pro-football player. He is a large, amiable man with just enough sophistication to remind you of his fame butfriendly enough to compensate for it. Brunching in the local hotel where he appeared last week was aMartin Denny that few people are able to see. He was conservatively dressed in a golf shirt andslacks, with the exception of a thick richly carved ivory watchband which he claims some Polynesiansmade for him. He was reading a letter from his wife and nine-year old daughter who are in Hawaii. Notnative to Hawaii himself, he explained how he got started. Intrigued with the atmosphere of the islands, he was fascinated by the idea of bringing their charm to a wider audience. His formal education beganas a pre-medical student, but after World War II he attended a Conservatory of Music "in Los Angeles.This was the beginning of his musical career. The Denny style has caught on and expanded ever sincehis first hit eight years ago—Quiet Village. In the past eight years he has released 25 albums—eachunique yet distinctly Denny. He attributes this to the fact that he has arranged and com- Blazersselect' Riddell for manager opening The Collegian, the upper echelon of the Viking Union, has beeninvaded by that group called the legislature. In a recent move, the Blue Blazers appointed KenRiddell, current AS Vice-president, to the position of Collegian. Business Manager for the comingyear. Don Alford, the present business manager, had applied for reinstatement but was turned down infavor of Riddell. Commenting on his appointment, Riddell assured the Collegian staffers, "I'll be working for you next year, not for the legislature." posed many of his songs himself. He allows the othermembers in his group to develop their own style as long as it is within the Denny media. He feels thatthis promotes their enthusiasm. Occasionally he must play the role of a coach and give the men a peptalk if they attempt to deviate too much from his style or seem to need a little encouragement. In eightyears he has built up a tremendous repetoire which he is constantly enlarging. His music nowranges from the "Quiet Village'1 sound to the jazzy notes of "A Taste of Honey." The latest evidence ofhis versitility is the brassy sound of "The Lonely Bull." For the "in': crowd Denny's current album is"Hawaii Goes a Go-Go." Western's SSI dance is just one stop on Denny's current western tour. He'll hitOlympic College, Gray's Harbor, Portland, Los Angeles and other cities before he goes home. Dennysaid he enjoys playing for young audiences because they're so expressive. At one college he recalledthe crowd, dressed in evening clothes, seated themselves on the floor to watch his group play. Afterbreakfast he was going out to play a little golf because, he said, "If more people played there would beless neurotics." »olf Dr» R. A. Workman-Dr. A. H. Stone OPTOMETRISTS Haskell Building 1519Cornwall Avenue Phone 734-2870 Bellingham, Washington Brownrigg Building 209 Main Street Phone384-1463 Ferndale, Washington The Herald Pharmacy HERALD BUILDING Looks Out for College ---------- Collegian - 1966 May 6 - Page 9 ---------- FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1966 THE COLLEGIAN PAGE NINE Sex and the single student: a difference of opinion | Editor, The Collegian: I would like to answer the criticism leveled at me in last week's I Collegian by Dr. Hicks of the English department and Roberta Merkel. What is involved here is not only freedom of sexualexpression but freedom of speech. Both of my attackers take my letter out of context. Dr. Hicks Iactually gives no opposing theory of sexual morality but rather a literary interpretation of Goethe's"Faust," which was not at all the point Iof my letter. The aim of my letter was to advocate, along with Paul JGoodman, an intelligent discussion of sex within the school system. Dr. I Hicks is entitled to his viewson sex but so should I be allowed to express [mine without their being called "half-baked." While I agreethat premarital intercourse is not advisable when the Igirl is as naive and trusting as Gretchen and themale as selfish and inconsiderate as Faust, I would like to point out to Dr. Hicks that not all lypungpeople fall into the category of either a Faust or a Gretchen. A [love relationship, where each partner isconsiderate of the other's feel-lings and each understands sex for the natural, mystical thing it is, (leadsnot to the tragedy of Gretchen but to bliss and regeneration. This thinking comes not from Playboy's Mr.Hefner, as Dr. Hicks sserts, but mainly from the works of the courageous D. H. Lawrence (especiallyfrom his beautifully earthy Lady Chatterly's Lover, containing the most realistic love-making scene I have ever read). Finally, when Dr. Hicks calls Faust "lust-ridden and guilt-ridden," thank him for coming uponan excellent description of our entire sex-repressed, sex-obsessed society. Personally, I find "permissivehedonism" preferable to the grey, tomblike existence of repressed sexuality. How-sver, being my owndisciple and not the devil's, I am advocating neither, lather, I am trying to find a middle ground between the two where a gt;erson can express himself sexually without injuring the sensibilities of lis partner. Eachpartner must be fully prepared for intercourse, mentally as well as physically! Therefore, my philosophy of sex demands of the individual more ssponsibility and humanity than Puritan morality which allows aman violate his wife, both sexually and psychologically, simply because piece of paper "proves" hismarriage. What then is sexual morality in our society but a marriage certificate? Must we who choosenot to marry throttle our sex urge, Dr. ricks? You will forgive me, sir, if I choose not to. I have not theamount of experience you have but you will forgive me, I hope, if I choose to lead my life under my ownlights and not yours. Remember, It is not only the right but the duty of the conscientious student tojuestion and disagree! Else we are nothing but sponges! Speaking of sponges reminds me of my secondattacker, Miss toberta Merkel. She is like Miss Rayma Daves who stayed only long enough at theMinstrel Show to soak up its "filth" and then storm out in lefense of womanhood and clean, Puritanmorality (Collegian, April 15, p. 5). Miss Daves was shocked at the Mime Troupe's conception offreality." What is so obvious and pathetic is that neither Miss Daves lor Miss Merkel has any realconception of reality; for, sex, vulgarity, id obscenity are just as much a part of life as are church choirs,dolllike jumpers, and concerts—all considered, doubtlessly, "clean" and .'nice." As long as sex issuch an important, integral part of our lives, Mid who will doubt this but the Puritan, how can it be kept out of the classroom without creating about it an aura of unreality, as Paul Good-lan so correctly states inhis "Sexuality in Schools" (Col. April 8)? Why lo you slander me, Miss Merkel, by calling my brain"grossly under- Jeveloped" when all I am trying to do is bring sex out of the John and lto the classroom?As long as sex is restricted to the toilet stall by loralists like you, so long will it be thought "dirty." I amconvinced that more college instructors would speak out uandidly on sex (where it applies to their subjectmatter) were it not tor the prudish reserve that they sense in the likes of you! Miss Merkel, irou and yourkind live in a sterile dream world—and what is worse— pou would have us live in it too! Please allow mefreedom of sexual expression under my own moral values; and more important, be so kind |as to allowme freedom of speech. I ask this of you as I would of a ictator. As my letter of reply is so long, I inviteboth Dr. Hicks and Miss lerkel, as well as Miss Daves, to repudiate, if they can, what I have Istated here. I beg them, however, not to merely repeat that my ideas ire "half-baked" and brainless but to show whythey are so and then replace them with ideas of their own. I am asking them to, out of a |sense offairness, restrain the desire to slander me and commit their iwn philosophies of sex to print, as I havedone. Have you the courage to attack my thinking rather than my per- Mi, Miss Merkel? ^RRY BARMAN (Ed Note: These two columns were intended by their authors to he letters to the editor, but becauseof their length and timeliness of subject matter, we decided to present them on this special feature page. We welcome any and all comments on the opinions put forth by Miss Merkle and Mr. Barman.)Editor, The Collegian: You expressed surprise that anyone would disagree with a letter published April 15 in the Collegian, yet you disagreed with two letters on April 22. The right to have "ruffled feathers" is notyours alone. Please extend to your readers the same privelege you claim for yourself. I do not believewe should accept Mr. Barman's views as a barometer of student body opinion. And even if every student subscribes to the "new morality" this would not be a guarantee that they are right. We do not know if the new attitude toward sex is goodorbadr for society. We will not know for 50 or perhaps 100 years. It isimpossible to judge a movement until one can see the long-range changes it brings about. We all havetheories about many of the mores in our society, but theory is one thing and practice is quite another.Social changes are best if they evolve slowly, but youth is impatient. That, perhaps, is as it should be,even if it is a nuisance. Of course the college years should be a time of social, as well as intellectual,growth. But too many young people equate freedom with license and think social experience meanssexual experience. It does, not. You ask if perhaps the curriculum should include classes on the subject. For those who feel the need for such classes, the college certainly has a.responsibility. But let's notput sex on the same conversa-. tional level with the weather. Some people consider sex as just anotherbodily function. Pep-haps they are right. But are all bodily functions discussed in the classroom?Certainly not. There is a point where good taste and delicacy must be considered, not because subjectsare "dirty," but because they, are private. The fact that a person prefers not to discuss sex in theclassroom does not mean he is ashamed of it or embarrassed by it. On the contrary, it often means thathe is secure and confident in his own attitudes. Students wonder why some instructors repress freediscussion. I think we would all agree that such a person is not a good teacher or he would be able toguide and control the conversation in such a way that something of value would ensue. But mostinstructors are probably pretty tired of hearing the same old sexual cant and try to protect themselvesfrom being bored to death by students who think every idea they have is new and erudite. Actually, thegirls do not have enough first-hand knowledge of the- Sex: The phenomena of sexual instincts andtheir manifestations. Webster's New International Dictionary, Second Ed. subject (we hope!) to havemuch of anything to say; and the boys certainly have nothing new to say. This is not meant to be asarcastic or derogatory remark. It is merely a statement of fact. The narrow-minded person is oneproblem, but what about the instructor, or student, who wants to discuss nothing but sex? Afterlistening for a short while to such talkative persons you begin to wonder if you are in a collegeclassroom or a psychotherapy session. Words such as "catharsis" and "abreaction" come to mind, andyou cannot help but wonder if these people are suffering from an emotional trauma. If talking about ithelps them, I suppose we should play our part by listening. However, I would prefer that they read a goodtextbook about adjustment psychology and solve their problems outside the classroom. The study ofliterature is where the problem of free discussion most often arises. Some people read sex into every lineand believe themselves to be very clever in their analysis and interpretation. They think they have foundsomething new, and really want to tell the woridl about it. The problem is, after you have listened to thisso-called discussion for a few minutes you realize that these people are merely spouting trivia whichleads absolutely nowhere and takes up valuable class time. Ask any literature instructor what thegreatest barrier is between the student and true understanding of literature. His answer will be, "Youth."Young people are indeed handicapped in some areas by their youth, and only time can help them.However, it is usually a wonderful' handicap and should not be down-graded. A middle-aged person mayread a letter such as the one Mr. Barman wrote (April 8), smile, and shake his head in dismay, but hewould probably give everything he has to be Mr. Barman's age again and see the world with the naivete of youth. You young people who are advocating sweeping innovations in OOT attitudes toward sex will alltoo soon be middle-aged parents yourselves, and you will want your daughters locked in the dorms atnight to protect them from "wild" college boys with "wild" ideas. And, like the parents of everygeneration, you will shake your head and wonder what the world is coming to when kids have such crazy,far-out ideas! So, to all of you in the vanguard of the "new morality" movement, if older people seemterribly fuddy-duddy and out of step with the times, please forgive them. Their only fault is that they areolder and, hopefully, wiser than you. They outgrew their puerile ideas and, though you may not think so now, you will too. ROBERTA MERKLE i ---------- Collegian - 1966 May 6 - Page 10 ---------- PAGE TEN THE COLLEGIAN FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1966 Marcel doesn't claim he knows everything Somephilosophers claim to h a v e found t h e k e y to " t r u t h , " but Gabriel Marcel even indicated somedoubt as to t h e definition of t h e term. "This word ' t r u t h ' — w h a t e v e r i t means—is c e r t a i n l y fund a m e n t a l to philosophy," t h e w o r l d famous philosopher r e m a r k e d in a speech h e r e last Thursday. Marcel spoke to an audience of about 200 faculty members and students regardingthe role and duties Of the philosopher. Although careful to avoid absolutes by prefacing most of hisstatements with "It seems to lane . . ," Marcel was very emphatic on several points. The definition of teaching as "transmitting something one knows" is totally unacceptable, he said. IMITATIONTEACHERS "The philosophy teacher is essentially an awakener, a liberator. If ne is not able toawaken the spirits of his pupils he is not a real teacher, he is just an imitation," he declared. The 76-year-old Frenchman also leveled a few Mows at the i^pry tpwers in which many philosophers encasethemselves. "I judge very harshly the prevailing tendency of philosophers to isolate themselves. Wemust fight iagainst the temptation to take on a feeling of superiority," he said. ARE NO MENTAL LAWS "The philosopher is a man whose thought is autonomous, a man who t i e s to think for and by himself.We must distinguish between the. philosopher and the man. The man must submit to the laws, but thishas nothing to do with the work of his thought," he explained. However, Marcel said it is the duty of thephilosopher to oppose laws that have no legitimate basis. "To me it seems the job of the philosopher isto maintain a constant vigil. He must realize the untenable characteristics of a situation and resist the frequent tendency to make himself comfortable in that situation," he added. Marcel alsoemphasized that the philosopher has a responsibility to others. "The suffering of his fellow man shouldbe, in a sense, the mainspring of his thoughts," he said. Profiles will cast students ten cents "Nextfall the Profile will only cost 10 cents," Ken Riddell, Associated Student Vice President announcedthis week. "We can afford to sell them at such a low price because the College is getting them fornothing." The new Profile is being published by the Plains Publishing Company of Lubbock, Texas."They are giving the Profiles to the school in an attempt to sell advertising to the businesses downtownthrough the book," said Riddell. Next year the Profiles will be on sale through the dorms. By doing thisthere will be twice as many Profiles available to the students. EVERYONE WAS all smiles last weekendas parents from near and far came to Western to check out the progress of their little ones. The mostfrequently overheard comment upon the arrival of the older set was, "Hi folks, got any cigarettes?" iIMPORT MOTORS HI. G. Austin-Healey Sprite MG 1100 SPORTS SEDAN MG MIDGET AUSTIN-HEALEY MG "B" SPRITE PARTS AND SERVICE FOR ALL IMPORTED CARS 120 GRAND,BELLINGHAM 733-7300 BIG SELECTION OF NEW AND USED IMPORTED AND SPORTS CARS"Aside from "kissing soft1 hands, what qualifications do you have to be a butcher here at Ennens??"EN'S FHRIFTWAY HIGH AND HOLLY "WHERE EVERY CUSTOMER IS IMPORTANT" Taylor's idealprof discusses over beer The professor who i n v i t e s his s t u d e n t s over for a lively .discussion a nd a s h o r t beer, m a y be, according t o Dr. H e r b e rt C. Taylor, one of t h e best types of collegeinstructor. The qualifications for a good college professor were among t h e s u b j e c t s spoken on b yTaylor i n h i s l e c t u r e Tuesday, t i t l e d "What Is I t T h a t A Professor Professes." Taylor feelsthat there are three other types of first-rate teachers. The one who stimulates others, usually in aseminar, and the "stand up and knock 'em dead in the aisle" large audience lecturer can be excellentinstructors as long as they are experts in their field. Also, the type needed most and rewarded least,according to Taylor, is the good classroom teacher. He must be able to present his ifacts in aninteresting way to students that may be "desperately uninterested." PUBLISH AND PERISH Tayloralso spoke on the "uneasy mix" between research and teaching, and the "publish or perish" idea thatis so prevalent in colleges today. He acknowledges the fact that much money is spent today onresearch instead of on teaching, but if this is not done to excess, it is good because it is intellectualexcitement created by research that results in a quality college. Speaking of today's college stu-1what he wants. dents, Taylor feels they are be-coming hedonistic. He sited such examples as theVietnam activists, and LSD users. He feels that in most cases, these students are motivated by theirown ego-needs, rather than by full knowledge. WESTERN'S MAN When asked if he would leaveWestern, Taylor answered emphatically, 'I'm Western's man and here I'm to stay!' He feels that withinthe next five years Western will become a university and that functionally, it is a university now. Hehopes to see the College become the best on the West coast within the next 15 years. Taylor's adviceto those who are planning to become professors is twofold; "love your field, and have a desire to impartit. A good college," said Taylor, "depends upon the instructors, but even more depends upon thestudents at the college. It's the professors' job to make his subject interesting, but it's up to thestudent to make of it 'Probably the Best Mon. thru Sat., 11:30 A. M. till 3:00 A. M. Sun. 12 till 8 p. m.Now Serving Your Favorite Beverages In Our NEW COCKTAIL LOUNGE 1319 COMMERCIAL STREETBinyon Optometrists 1328 CORNWALL BINYON Ph. 733-9300 / Optometrists \ COMPLETEOPTOMETRIC SERVICE CONTACT LENSES — FASHION FRAMES Dr. Leroy H. Freeman Dr. CarlGilbert Fun, frolics for frosh fest The Freshman Class Council in coordination with t he AssociatedStudents, is sponsoring a weekend at Lake-wood May 20 a n d 21. Lake, wood is college-ownedpropert y on Lake Whatcom, fur^ nished w i t h a cabin and boat-house. The weekend is c a l l ed "Get Ready for Summer," and i t s co-chairmen are Ray m a Daves, Leo R e n i k k a and J o hn Dickenson. A dance in the Viking Union, fea-? turing the Rebels, will begin the two-day party. "The dance is ex.pected to be the best of the year,' said Miss Daves. "The prices will be lower than usual, and the Rebelsare internationally known." On Saturday at Lakewood there will be events all during the day. They willinclude canoe races, swimming, and rowboat races. "The sailing Club will give free sailboat rides," saidDickenson. "Some of the local parachute jumpers will be out there, too," he added. "They are planning an exhibition jump." There will also be land events. "Equipment for baseball and volleyball will bethere, and trophies will be given for the winners of the com. petition," said Renikka. "Dinner will be a bigpicnic,' said Renikka, "Saga is going to cater. It will consist of hot dogs, potato salad, you know, theusual things you have on a picnic." After dinner there are plans for a hootenanny. "Some of Western'sfinest talent will be singing, and we are trying to get one the city's entertainers," said Miss Daves. Therewill be bus transportation to Lakewood and back. Tickets will be on sale soon. "Off-campus people willbe given special offer for the dance, dinner, and transportation," said Miss Daves. "The most expensivetickets for the off-campus people should run well under $2." There will also be tickets for just the danceand meal for those who have thir own transportation, according to Rnikka. "We are expecting atremendous turnout," he said, "that- is, if the weather stays the way it has been." More funds needed for next Klipsun? A cash outlay may be necessary plus registration fees to obtain next year's Klipsun,according to Bob McCarty, newly appointed editor. McCarty ds planning to enlarge the annual and add a three phase photo (description of Western: the people, the place and the way of life. Since this wouldbe impossible with the current budget allowances, including a subscription price is being considered.Under this system students would be able to pay a small fee at the beginning of any quarter and bypresenting the receipt in the spring get their annual. The budget for next year has-not yet beencompleted, leaving the situation in a purely proposal state, according to McCarty. I THE BELLINGHAM \ I NATIONAL BANK | c "Locally Owned and Operated I Since 1904" 2 CORNWALL HOLLY i Drive-InOffice at 1605 Cornwall Ave. I Member F.D.I.C. • ---------- Collegian - 1966 May 6 - Page 11 ---------- FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1966 THE COLLEGIAN PAGE ELEVEN Campus School undefeated MAINSTAYS OFCAMPUS SCHOOL'S shortlived baseball squad pose hare in front of their school. David Boynton perchesfor the mythical ball from lefthander Mark Wicks, Chris Flora waits ready with the bat. (liaise?''*-1 .••? I •• photo by Bob McCarty Youngsters trounce Happy Valley nine The loud andenthusiastic crowds are missing but Campus School baseballers make up for it w i t h cheers of t h e i rown. WICKED ONE-HITTER Led by the one-hit pitching of lefthander Mark Wicks and the ower ofnumerous bats, the Campus School nine routed Happy Valley Elementary School 10-0. Chris Florasmacked a three run homer in the first inning to drive in the eventual winning runs. Two more tallies werescored be- :ore the end of the stanza to give the home team a comfortable advantage. Wicks spunnear perfect ball and the cushion proved more han he needed. JOLDEN GLOVES The unruly diamondcrew fields the ball well according to both joaches. "They make just as much noise as the bigger andbetter players oo, probably a lot more," one admitted During this interview an onlooker would haveguessed that the squad had two dozen stars. Each and every player felt it his duty to emind the staffphotographer of his personal glory. •TRACK NEXT Now the two brave mentors look forward tosupervising the same lOisturous group during track season beginning this week. Their enthusiasm waswell summed up when they whined in nison: "If it weren't for the money I wouldn't do it." Cindermen HostPLU; upset speedy birds By JERRY EHRLER Collegian Sports Editor Western's t r a c k t e am will t ry to continue its winning ways tomorrow w h e n t h e y meet Pacific L u t h e r a n University at 1:30 p m at Civic Stadium. Saturday the young Vikings upset Seattle Pacific College to grab their secondvictory of the season. The final score was Western 74 and SPC 66. In the contest seven meet records were set, two going to latecomer Don Burrell. Burrell won the long jump with a leap of 22'1%" and the triple jump with a leap of GOLFERS CHALLENGE VIKINGS, CHIEFS, HUSKIES Coach JimLounsberry's match-nen entertain Portland State Col-ege today at! 1 pm at Bellingham Self and CountryClub. Monday the team journeys south 'or a three-way meet with Seattle University and the University of Washington at Inglewood Golf and Country Club in Seattle. Match time s 1 pm. Viking linksmen willhost the Evergreen Conference playoffs May !0 and 21. The top qualifiers in that neet will travel toShawnee, Okla., luring finals week to play in the SIAIA tournament. THE Horseshoe Cafe AND Ranch Room "We Never Close" DOWNTOWN BELLINGHAM Netladies crush High-line JC 4-0 Western'snetwomen host the feminine racketeers from Everett Junior College in their second match of theseason at 3:30 pm tomorrow. In their first outing the Vikettes shutout Hignline Junior College 4-0 onHighline's indoor courts.. Sharon Kaye, Eleanor Kredit and Lynn Anderson won their singles matchesand Ramona Curtis and Sally Lillie teamed to win the doubles event. Four members of the squad willtravel to Eugene, Ore. to participate in the Pacific Northwest Girls' Intercollegiate Tennis Tournament,May 19-21. 43'103/4". With Burrell's victories the Big Blue won five of the seven field events. Otherwinners were Jim Wipple in the high jump with a jump of 6'1", Dave Vander Griend in the javelin with atoss of 204'^", and Jim Wong in the discus with a throw of 143%1%". Western surprised the Falcons by winning both hurdle events. The Viks' Tom Guglomo tied the school record in the 120 yard hurdles witha time of 15 seconds. Freshman Byron Anderson looked like an ex- SPORTS SHORTS IN BRIEF:George Bunshaw, 97, commented alter running his first 12 minute mile last week, "I knew I could do it."The nimble oldster died two hours after his ifeat. perienced senior as he raced to an easy victory in the440 yard intermediate hurdles in 57.5 seconds. . Fine performances in the running events were turnedin by Bill Cliff and Don Rieland. Cliff won the mile in 4:18.7 and Rieland sprinted to a victory in the 100yard dash with a 10-second effort. Tim Campbell, a transfer from the University of Washington, is noweligible for the remaining track meets. Coach Stan LeProtti said, "Campbell is one of the best half-milers on the coast and will help the team a lot." JX*. • • r* i r* k i A j k. 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N A T IO N A L B A N K OF COMMERCE Member Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation ---------- Collegian - 1966 May 6 - Page 12 ---------- PAGE TWELVE THE COLLEGIAN FRIDAY, MAY 6, 1966 Eyes On Sports By JERRY EHRLERCollegian Sports Editor Ridgeway Gamma a t t e m p t s to t a k e on some notoriety and produce somelaughs next weekend as it p r e s e n t s the Gamma Invitationals, f e a t u r i n g track, field andnonsensical events for all w i l l i n g to enter. Perhaps because he would like to see the boys' dormsmore active and organized, Serge Grant, resident aid in Gamma and program director for the event, isbattling tooth and nail to assure its success. "We all notice and appreciate the support that boys'intramural athletics receive during all three seasons, but I feel that the girls are being left out of the fun.Those who saw or participated in the girls' touch football games got a real kick out of them," said Grant.GREEK OPENING The Invitationals will be opened Greek style as Phidippedes carries the eternalflame into the foyer of the Viking Union at an undisclosed time Friday. The Royal Inn is offering dinnerfor two May 13 to the person who guesses closest to the runner's time of arrival. Entry blanks are at theVU desk. Word has it that the morning hour guesses have a better chance since Phidippedes hasafternoon classes. DISGRACEFUL EVENTS Events begin at 1 pm Saturday and were designed solely to disgrace the female sex. Horse races, an egg toss and a tug of war to mention a few, should provideample embarrassment to all girls entered. An unlimited number of girls may enter the R.abbit Chase. The girl who catches the elusive hare wins a fox fur. Grant says that if w.o one subdues the rabbit he willwear the wrap-around fox every day until finals week. SLICK TRICK Perhaps the most popular event ofthe day will be the Greased Pig Chase. With $10 going to the man who captures the slick animal,strategies are already in the making. Other prizes include orchids, another $10 for the bicycle racewinner and a 30-inch perpetual trophy for the winning dorm. Grant is hopeful that the First AnnualGamma Invitationals will hot be the last. "The girls need something like these events to break themonotony and everyone gets a laugh from them," he added. Grant urges all interested girls who areinterested in the Invitationals to contact James Mullen or Roger Chick for further information. If theevents are held as planned and no one is maimed or otherwise. Gamma may have started a smalltradition at Western. FAMINE PLAGUES RACKETMEN; FACE PLU AND PSC HERE Viking racketmen will try to get back on the winning trail when they meet Portland State College at 1 pm today and theUniversity of Puget Sound at 2 pm tomorrow with both matches on the Viks' court. Saturday the Big Blue lost its fourth of the last five matches as they were defeated by Seattle Pacific College. The Vikings lostall but two of the seven matches to the strong club from the Jet City. Viking steady Mike Johnsoncontinued his victory string by defeating the Falcons' Larry Karr 8-6, 6-4. The other victor for the Bluewas Freshman Roger Fisher who defeated Bill Kjecbi 6-1, 6-4. Coach Don Wiseman was optimistic as hesaid, "We are hosting two strong ballclubs this weekend, but we have the potential to beat them." THISWEEK IN SPORTS BASEBALL May 7—Western vs. Central, 1:30 pm, Civic Field. TRACK May7—Western vs. Pacific Lutheran University, 1:30 pm, Civic Field. GOLF May 6 — Western vs.Portland State, 1 pm at Bellingham Golf and Country Club. May 9—Western at Seattle University, 1pm. TENNIS May 6 — Western vs. Portland State College, 2 pm. May 7—Western vs. University ofPuget Sound, 1 pm. CORSAGES DESIGNED TO PLEASE! DISCOUNTS TO ALL STUDENTS J. Q.'sFLOWERS 13051/2 Railroad—Just 4 Doors Down From Holly "Distinction Without Extravagance"FREE DELIVERY TO ALL COLLEGE HOUSES 734-4310 GOT HIM BY A HAIR, BUT THE BALLSAILED over firstbaseman Sam Kallus' reach during the first game of a double-header Wednesday. FiveHusky hits and numerous walks granted by Viking hurlers gave the University of Washington a 3-0decision. The visitors swept the twinbill with a 7-2 mauling in the nightcap. photo by Bob McCartyGlovemen welcome *Cats; clumped twice by Huskies Western's b a t m e n test t h e power of t h e e as t e r n side of t h e league t o m o r r ow when they welcome Central Washington in a no-countcontest at 1:30 p m at Civic Field. v lt;. The University of Washington nine visited Wednesday and proved ungracious guests as they helped themselves to both ends of a twi-night doubleheader. A three-hitshutout in the opener was the Husky recipe for a 3-0 triumph and a four-run fourth inning ended thescoring in the night cap at 7-2. Husky runs came in the first, second and fourth innings of the earlygame. Six walks and four hits accounted for the three tallies. With the bases filled in to top half of thethird stanza, Jim Parker smacked a double to drive in the first two Husky counters of the night game.Parker's sacrifice fly in the fourth drove in his third run of the day and put the Purple and Gold squad outin front 6-2. 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Beforethe series with the Huskies, Randall had been receiving steady work from Harley Buitenveld. Bi| thevisitors clipped the JC transfc fOr: two quick runs in the gt; opene Wednesday night and Paul Helgreison came in to muzzle the Huskis for five innings. A crew of Viking moundsmen sa action in thenightcap. Bob RE needed help from Larry Belle )the Huskies' two-run third and Bel was replaced byfastballing fresl man Russ Lee • in the next frann Robin Todosychuck ended the pj rade when hereplaced Lee in tl seventh. Somewhere in his roster, Randa hopes, there lie two potential star ers andfinishers. His task is to fin them this week and use them again* UPS next ^Saturday. lt;BUYA SLIDERULE ...and get an $U.95 Qlobe FOR ONLY $4.95 With the purchase of the world's finest slide rule-from the Frederick Post Company-you can'get this beautiful 12", full-color, Rand McNally Relief Globe for only $4.95. POST Slide Rules have a lifetime of accuracy and learning is so easy. 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