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---------- Normal Messenger - 1907 January - Cover
---------- THE Normal Messenger Bellingham, Washington
JANUARY, 1907 Marie Odegaard-'06
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---------- State Normal School BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON TWO
ANNOUNCEMENTS SUMMER SESSION The Fourth Summer Session of the Normal
School will open June ioth and close July 20th, 1907. Classes will be
offered in some thirty different subjects including reviews in several
common branches and classes in many required subjects in the regular
courses of study. A class in almost any required subject will be
organized if four or more students request it. Students may receive cerdit
toward graduation if not more than three studies are taken. A moderate
tuition fee is charged for the Summer School. Text books are loaned free
of charge. Only morning sessions are held, and several lectures and
excursions are provided during the session. The March Bulletin will
contain full announcements. Send for a copy if interested. MUSIC
DEPARTMENT The Music Department organized last September is
prepared to give superior instruction. Students may enroll for Piano
Sessions without taking other work in the Normal School. Beginning
pupils will be received and given special attention. Hours for lessons
will be arranged to meet reasonable demands of students. Pianos for
practice are provided. Terms are reasonable, only seventy-five cents per
lesson. Miss Elena Bateman is in charge of the Piano Department.
Instruction in Voice Culture is offered by Miss Mable M. Moore, regular
teacher of vocal music in the Normal School. Students may also enroll for
this work alone. A course of eighteen lessons in voice culture costs
$13.50. Sudents entering as special students in music may arrange to
secure the privileges of the library and gymnasium. Address all
correspondence to the Principal, EDWARD T. MATHES
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---------- PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY BlRNEY GOODHEART Physicians
and Surgeons Rooms i, 2, 3, 4 and 5, Red Front Bldg X-RAY WORK A
SPECIALTY Office 'Phone Main 2231 Residence 'Phone 3331 DR. CARL M. ERB
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W. D. KIRKPATRICK, M. D. ADDIE F. KIRKPATRICK, M. D. Rooms 16, 17 and 18,
Fischer Block. Phones—Residence, Black 1462 —Office, Red 44
Office J10 to 12 a. m. Telephone, Black 835 Hours 1 2 to 5 p. m. Res.
Telephone, Black 2231 DR. WILBUR N. HUNT PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON OFFICE:
BEIXINGHAM, Rooms A and B, Red Front Block WASHINGTON Office Hours
Phones— 10 to 12 a. m. Office, Main 4 2 to 5 p. m. Residence, Red
967 F. V. SHUTE, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Office, Rooms 7 and 3,
Fischer Block BELLINQHAM, WASH. DR. W. C. KEYES RED FRONT BUILDING
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---------- PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY DR. C. A. DARLING DENTIST
Rooms 18 and 19 Fischer Block Corner Dock and Holly Streets PHONE BLACK
275 BFXUNGHAM, WASH. DR. J. C. MINTON SURGEON DENTIST Rooms 9,10 and 12
Office Phone Red 263 Fischer Block Residence Phone Black 1868 Phone Red
512 Red Front Block DR. E. EMORY ROSS DENTIST MANAGER OF THE CITY DENTAL
PARLORS DR. T. M. BARLOW DENTIST Rooms 3-4-5-6 Phone Black 2651
Lighthouse Block Residence Phone Black 2687 Office 'Phone, Red 471
Residence 'Phone Red 694 C H A S . L. H O L T , M. D. Specialties:
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---------- AD VERTISBMENTS W H Y Not have your Watch keeping
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on all articles of value ? All your Jewelry repaired? Your Old Jewelry
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you should be interested. •WATCHES. CLOCKS AND FINE JEWELRY GBO.
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Washington Fay* 4" Per Cent Interest Compounded Quarterly OOMG AMD 8 KB
OUR POUND PAPER the equal of the Eaton-Hurlbut stock, going for a short
time AT 35 CENTS BOOKS—Well, while we haven't AM,, yet we are
Headquarters in this line SHERMAN'S HOUSEKEEPING OUTFITS In new and
second hand FURNITURE cheaper at MORGAN'S than any other place in the
city PHONB RED 1266 NEW STORK 1240 ELK ST. Pretty New Spring Merchandise
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BELLINGHAM, - - WASHINGTON
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---------- THE NORMAL MESSENGER JANUARY, 1907 REVERE THE
OLD—WELCOME THE NEW. January 1st, in the business world, is a day
of stock-taking; the closing of old accounts, the opening of new records;
the devising of ways and means for another period of twelve months. In
the social, professional, student and private life, as well, it is a day
of inspection, retrospection and future making; a day for
thoughtful consideration of the many things which enter into human
existence and make our lives, collectively and individually, all that
they are, have been, and ever will be. It is as it should be, a day of
profit-taking from the experience of the year just passed, and of good
resolutions for the year just opening, that our lives may be richer in
knowledge, contentment and usefulness. Not a day of regrets for
what might have been, but rather a day of rejoicing for what shall be, and
for the bright hopes which beckon us on to this attainable goal. The old
year must not be forgotten in our expression of joy for the new year. It
has, perhaps, shadowed our lives with some clouds but it has also
brightened them with as much sunshine. If we have been selfish and
thoughtless and wrong-headed, let us not blame the old year but
promise good old Father Time, who has gathered it to his bosom, that he
will have less selfishness, less thoughtlessness and less
wrong-headedness to forgive when he closes the portals upon the glad new
year. Let us reverence the old while welcoming the new. Farewell 1906.
Welcome 1907, and may your coming inspire us " To act well our parts,
therein all the honor lies." "What a grand thing it is to have a
new year to begin with," saj^s an eloquent writer, "as pure and spotless
as the celestial regions and quite as fit for angels as for men and
women." Nothing is cleaner than the future, and January 1st is
really the door of a possible heaven. The Normal Messenger's greeting to
all its readers is a wish that the new year may be one of plenty and
happiness to them, and of peace and prosperity to all mankind—a year
of paradise on earth. ESSIE L. WARNER. Editor '10.
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---------- 2 The Normal Messenger OH! BEAUTIFUL BELLINGHAM BAY.
I. Oh, beautiful Bellingham Bay! How quiet and silent she lay; A silvery
sheet nestling close to the feet Of the mountains, wild and gray. II.
Thou make'st me think of the day, Thou wonderful Bellingham Bay, When
Nature's own hand shaped thy ev'ry strand In her reckless, careless way.
in. She fringed thine own westerly bound With rock-ribbed isles from the
Sound, Threw in whitened sands to silver thy strands, And made richer thy
nether bound. IV. On thy sun-greeting shore to the east, Lay
Bellingham,. far from the least Of cities that boast of a numerous host,
And of a homestead by the sea. V. To northward and westward there rise,
Cutting deep thru the stretch of the skies, Olympic's proud peaks, dame
Nature's strange freaks, Just to greet us, I surmise. VI. Thy
southernmost reach stretches far, To ocean thy gates are ajar; The tide
ushered in, rushes back once again Thru Deception's dangerous bar. VII.
Oh! beautiful Bellingham Bay! Thou art grander day by day; I love thy
shores, with richest lores And lose myself in thee. "LOREC ARLOC."
SENIORS. At the recent election—you've all heard of it, no doubt;
Miss Nora Corbett was chosen class president.
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---------- The Normal Messenger 3 Now, we find that Miss Myers,
who preceded Miss Corbett, is as enthusiastic as before she laid
down the staff, and the good work goes on without a pause in the ponderous
machinery. Miss MicCullough succeeds herself to the
vice-presidency. Miss Wahl was elected secretary— who could
imagine it otherwise. Mr. Roger E. Williams relieves Mr. C. D. Jones from
the treasury. Now Roger can hold great things, so don't be afraid to roll
in your class dues. Of the editor I shall now speak. Could he be kept
close home, volumes might run from his pen. But it is difficult to keep
Mr. Anslow at the desk. Now if any of these officers-elect falter, the
strong and valiant Mr. Copeland, our sargeant at-arms, will come to the
rescue. We never did fear the attacks of the Juniors, but now we are
doubly secure. MASTERS OR SERVANTS? By JAS. O'SULLIVAN. The policy of
our President is generally laudable; but no faithful student of our
constitution can view with calmness the scheme, hinted at by
Secretary Root, of "interpreting" into that document a gigantic system of
centralization at the expense of the powers reserved to the
states. This article purports to show that the leading measures in this
system of centralization are unconstitutional; that their incorporation
into the constitution by judicial interpretation subverts the underlying
principle of our political system; that thereby the sovereign people
become servants instead of masters of their government, and the whole
fabric of constitutional government threatened. To regulate child
labor in factories, the government proposes to fine railroads for
transporting the products of factories employing child labor. The
government claims that it is a necessary power in order to carry out the
conferred power of regulating commerce between states. But the fact
that the products of a factory may ultimately become the subjects
of commercial intercourse between the states does not empower the federal
government to regulate labor in such factories. ID
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---------- 4 The Normal Messenger Veazie vs. Moor, 14 How. 568,
574, it is well said: "A pretension as far-reaehing as this would extend
to contracts between citizen and citizen of the same state, would control
the pursuits of the planter, the grazier, the manufacturer, the mechanic,
the immense operations of the colliers, the mines and furnaces of the
country I for there is not one of these avocations the results of
which may not become the subjects of foreign commerce, and be transported,
either by turnpikes, canals or railroads, from point to point within the
several states, towards an ultimate destination.'' This sweeping proposal
bears, at first glance. the semblance of constitutionality; but the
attempt to regulate school affairs in San Francisco seems utterly
without support in the constitution. The administration relies on
the provision that the constitution, federal laws made in pursuance
thereof, and all treaties made under the authority of the United
States shall be the supreme law of the la«id, and therefore that the
treaty with Japan is paramount to the law of California. But the
government forgets that the treaties it makes must be made "under the
authority of the United States" and that the authority of the United
States government over school affairs in a state is nowhere found in the
constitution. Judge Cor-ley, on page 117 of his Principles of
Constitutional Law, says: "The constitution imposes no restrictions
upon the (treaty) power but it is subject to the implied restriction that
nothing can be done under it which changes the constitution of the
country, robs a department of the government or any of the states of
its constitutional authority." Now this is exactly what the
administration proposes to do. It would change the constitution by
making treaties paramount to it and by robbing the State of California of
its constitutional right to regulate its school affairs. Nowhere in
the constitution has the right to regulate these affairs been conferred
upon the federal government, either expressly or by implication,
and surely it is well established that whatever powers are not conferred
in this constitution upon the federal government are withheld and
belong to the seveeral states. These measures are not only
unconstitutional, they really constitute amendments of the most sweeping
character.
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---------- The Normal Messenger 5 An attempt to "interpret" them
into the constitution violates the most vital principle of our political
system, the sovereignty of the people. The constitution expressly provides
that all amendments shall be made by two-thirds majority in Congress and
a majority in three-fourths of the state legislatures or
conventions, as Congress may designate. The people have reserved to
themselves the sovereign prerogative of expressing their will in the
fundamental law, entrusting to the organs of government the right to
express their will only on certain subjects and then in accordance with
and subject to the supreme law in the constitution. They contemplated the
government to be their servant and not their master. But let the
government establish the precedent of freely amending the constitution by
so-called judicial interpretation and sovereignty is transferred, as in
England and Germany, from the people to the government. The masters
become the servants. Even more pernicious is the veiled attack on
constitutional government. The constitution seems to be considered
as a plaything to be tossed back and forth between supreme courts as
often as the executive, by appointment, secures decisions favorable
to his policies. Statesmen disregard constitutional checks to carry
a point. Even federal judges are denounced for upholding the plain
provisions of the constitution. Of late it is intimated that a crisis in
affairs has come that justifies the suspension of the salutary amendment
clause provided as a wise restraint upon democracy and the incorporation
of remedial legislation by stretching the constitution. Of this Judge
Cooley says: "No doctrin* involving more pernicious consequences was ever
invented by the wit of men—such a doctrine leads directly to
anarchy or despotism, but the theory of necessity on which it is based is
false for the government within the constitution has all the powers
granted to it which are necessary to preserve its existence."
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---------- 6 The Normal Messenger THE NORMAL MESSENGER Published
Monthly by the Students of THE STATE NORMAL SCHOOL BELLI NGHAM,
WASHINGTON Press of S. B. IRISH Co., 1311 Railroad Ave. EDITORIAL STAFF
GUY SELVIN ALLISON . . . . Editor-in-Chief GLADYS PATRIC Senior LULU
SHIRCLIFFE Junior NOAH DAVENPORT Class of'09 ESSIE WARNER Class of 'to
GRACE TREMAIN Class of'11 AMIS HALL Class of 'ia ADA HOGLE Art Editor
WALTER NICHOLS . . . . Business Manager TERMS—FIFTY CENTS A YEAR
Address all communications to the Editor-in-Chief, Bellingham, Wn. Issued
the 30th of every month. All copy must be in the hands of the
Editor-in-Chief on or before the 30th of the month. Entered December 21,
1902, at Bellingham, Washington, as second-class matter, under Act of
Congress of March 3,1879. Vol. VI. JANUARY, 1907 No. 4 THE WAY OF THE
WORLD. If you just want a certain thing, Round which your hopes and
wishes cling, Why is it you can't have it? If with that thing you'd be
content Through all your life, where e'er you went, Why is it you can't
have it? The other folks who do not care, If that one thing goes here or
there, She (that's the thing) delights in; While you who live for smile
or word Try by all means you've ever heard To win one smile or token.
Things are like this o'er all the earth, And always were, since Adam's
birth Brought man into existence; But every cloud is lined with gold,
And that that is, is best, 'tis told; Then why give your resistence.
ELIZABETH CHABOT, '10 Class. THESPIAN. The Thespian Dramatic Club is
doing good, strong work this year. As its name indicates the Thespian is
chiefly interested in the dramas and in some of the best actors. The plan
of work is unique and at the same time
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---------- The Normal Messenger 7 effective. Scenes from some of
the great plays are given each meeting in the auditorium. A group of
members are assigned a certain scene and they, with one of the number as
director, work out the scene. As it is planned now, scenes from the
following plays will be enacted during the term: "She Stoops to Conquer,"
"Lady of Lyons," "The Falcon," "Julius Caesar," "School for Scandal" and a
number of other plays to be selected later. The best performance to be
played during the present season at the opera house are given especial
attention, and where it is thought best, excerpts are taken from
them. The social side is not neglected. The club has had one pleasant
visit together and has plans for many more. The organization has been
divided into two parts, and these divisions take turns in entertaining. If
the force and enthusiasm with which the work has been carried on so
far be an indication, the Thespian Society bids fair to lead the other
societies in excellence and in enjoyment of work. NORMAL BASKETBALL TEAM.
The Normal basketball team, which lost not a victory last year, is again
in the field and has already to its credit this year two victories. On
January 11 a team of picked players from town lost a game to the Normal,
and on the 25th the local Y. M. C. A. went down in defeat with a score of
17 to 27. This last team had taken on to itself many airs and considered
themselves "cock of the walk" because they had defeated Seattle and
Tacoma. Manager Smith is arranging a number of games with other schools,
and is going to give his team a chance to make a record. With Cory and
Pethram's steady work as forwards, Goodell's brilliant work from center,
and Nichol's and Davenport's playing as guards, the team is surely going
to be a winner. A NORMAL EPISODE. The white moonlight lay like a silvery
covering on the clear expanse of frozen lake, turning the
whole world into a sparkling, glistening fairyland. The whole lake
rang with the peals of laughter and merry voices of the skaters, who,
dashing here and there, were making the night ring with their happy
voices.
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---------- 8 The Normal Messenger A group of Normal students had
come out for a lark, for skating is not common in Western Washington. So
when Boreas had come to freeze up the town, while it made people with old
hearts complain, the young ones—well, they didn't give a care for
bursting water-pipes, swearing owners and smiling plumbers, but went in
as hard as they could for all the fun they could, as long as they could.
Young teachers were there, and teachers who had turned the old maid's
corner, and those who were not teachers at all. But all
self-consciousness had been laid aside in that time of supreme delight.
And now after they had finished cutting circles, spinning on their heads
and thumping the ice for some unknown misdemeanor, the students, old and
young, grave and gay, had gathered around the bonfire at the
farther end of the lake, and after eating their lunch, amused themselves
with song and story. Ghost stories for the timid, and witty stories for
the dull, until even the grim, silent forest behind seemed to lend its
voice to the universal shouts. "And now, Miss Gray, perhaps you can tell
us a story, for wTe hear you are good at it,'' exclaimed one
enthusiastic student. "Oh, do, Miss Gray," came in chorus. Now if there
was one thing Miss Gray could not do, it was to tell stories, so she
laughingly complied with, "Now listen, little children," and after a
rousing encore, meekly suggested that the meeting adjourn. So, flinging
skates over shoulders, with one Knight of the Brave (Heart leading the
way home, they and their clamor departed, leaving the lake to the Fairies
and Brownies to shoot the shutes down the various twigs and in the ridges
made by the skates or to form a ring around the dying embers and
dance the Fairy waltz to the music of the stars. With the last witty
retore and the last goodbye spoken in the hall, all the gayety and
fun went out of Lucy Gray's heart. For in her own room, with no one to see
her, she was face to face with herself again and—what was she going
to do about it? All week she had been tormented and confronted on every
occasion with this one problem. What was she going to do? "If I
give any more of my time to that boy," she soliloquized, "Miss Reid will
just murder me. She told me today not to pay any more attention to
Johnny. I just love him
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---------- The Normal Messenger 9 I don't care if he is
rebellious, I would be too. The idea of anyone telling him he is stupid
and hasn't any good in him. Why, Kate is stupid herself, but that's just
it, I simply can't stand it. If I had to have a critic teacher make a pet
of me, I 'd quit. She told me Johnny must be restrained by force; the
idea! Well, there'll be something doing if I " Lucy pulled off the last
stocking and sent it whizzing straight into her favorite begonia, and
hopped into bed, adding after a little reflection, "If I don't help
him in spite of them all." Lucy had spent a very unsatisfactory day, and
as she was returning from dismissing her class her eye fell on Johnuy
Nettleton. "Did you want to see me?" asked Lucy. "If yon please," and his
face lighted up. Lucy's heart gave a bump. Johnny had not been so polite
in weeks. Lucy sat down beside him and Johnny, after a little
fidgeting, asked her to show him how to do a problem. "But, Johnny "
"Yes, I know, Miss Gray, but you know Miss Saunders don't explain
arithmetic right. She knows a lot, but she shoots right over a fellow's
head. You explain grammar so fine I thought maybe you'd " "Of course I'll
help you if I can. Where is your book? Interest? Well, I don't wonder you
don't understand it. I never did when I was your age. How to find the time
when the principal rate and amount are given. How do you fine' the
interest for one year? That is right. The base times the rate, of course,
you see why. Now your interest for one year is thirty-six dollars, but
your given interest you tell me is ninety dollars. Now, if the interest
for one year " "Miss Gray!" Lucy sprang to her feet as if electrified.
There stood Miss Reid in the doorway calmly surveying her from over her
spectacles. "Come to my office when you are through." Mjiss Reid had
gone, but it seemed as if her voice had left thirty-two degrees of
coldness behind her. (To be continued.) THE PRELIMINARY CONTESTS. With
the preliminaries in debate and declamation only three weeks off,
there is much interest manifested among those who are to take
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---------- 10 The Normal Messenger part. The following have
entered into the preliminary declamatory contest: Jessie Bryant,
Essie Warner, Clara Tarte, Berth Elda Payne, Ina Long, Laura Jaycox, Laura
Horn-buckle, Mrs. Faith Pope, Mr. Copeland. Those entering the
preliminary debate are: Misses Ada Pence and Gladys Patric, Messrs. D. H.
Smith, R. T. Smith, H. F. Smith, C. B. Miller, Jonathan Turner, Noah
Davenport, W. R. Nichols, Andrew AJnderson, B. M. Anslow A. D. Foster, G.
S. Allison. MARRIED. On January 16, Miss Cassie Gifford and Mr. Thompson
were united in marriage at the Lincoln in Seattle. Miss Gifford is a
Normal graduate of the class of 1904, and Mr. Thompson attended the
Normal for a time. Their home will be in Everson, Wash., where he owns a
drug store. FROM THE CLASSROOM. Miss Hays (apologetically): "I want it
distinctly understood that that is not my dog. It seems to be a
prevailing idea that every time a dog is seen in the halls it belongs to a
member of the faculty." Mr. Stone: "Any one showing himself to be
ignorant of the rudiments of English grammar shall not receive
credits in German and Latin." Mr. Forrest: "Young teachers, when the
milk of human kindness turns to clabber, it is • time to get down
and out." Miss Moore: "You have the general knowledge of music all
right, but you left out some of the details, therefore I can not pass
you." Miss Hays to Mr. Smith: "You will recite for us Mr. Lincoln's
Gettysburg speech. Of course " Mr. Smith: "Really, Miss Hays, I have so
much athletic work to do; beside I have to write three or four letters
every week to— Mfrss Hays: "Can't you cut it down to once a week?"
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---------- * The Normal Messenger 11 Mr. Anderson: ' ' What is
to be the subject of your thesis ?" "Why—why, I can't tell yet
until I have studied some more Browning." "Ugh," said the professor in
room 21, "my room is Stone cold." Miss Sperry (in English method): "Did
any of you ever see anyone who reminded you of the 'Great Stone Face?' "
Jessie Bryant: '' Yes 'm; Mr. Lull.'' JUST LIKE HIM. Prof. Stone
(surprising a noisy bunch in the Messenger office) : What kind of an
aggregation is this?" Goodell: " It's an aggregation trying to keep
warm.'' Prof. S.: "Well, I'll make it hot for you if you don't mind."
WANTED:—A bright young girl between the ages of sixteen and thirty,
who will relieve a bachelor student of the monotony of cooking,
washing dishes, etc. Inquire of Andrew Anderson. There seems to be a
general movement prevailing now to consider every man your brother,
regardless of nationality. A Fourth year and a Junior were seen together
down town last week. THE NORMAL GIRL. She studied neurology, history and
such, Wrote essays on topics galore; Took all of the prizes with a sweep
and a rushr And crammed her head full of lore; But when she came home at
the close of the term, To visit her mother and pa. She eouldn't wash
dishes, or make a crust firm, And that shocked poor father and ma. THE
NORMAL BOY. And now the boys with professional pride, Are seeking to
assume a professional air, The sides of their faces they're trying to hide
Behind a delicate semblance of hair.
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---------- a 12 The Normal Messenger "Side-whiskers" thy term
them, "are jolly,,r (These miniature men about town), But the girls only
smile at their folly, And are seriously calling them "down." There was a
young man from Missouri, And he was a jolly, swell guy; He put all the
girls in a flurry, When he sent verses on the sly. SOME NEW YEAR
RESOLUTIONS. Resolved: I will not be so shy of the girls this
year.— Roy G . I will concede that Rossie is right—just
once.—Carrie S . I will try and have my name appear in the
Messenger oftener.—Jessie B . Flunk and the class flunks with you;
Pass and you pass alone. Professor Romine performed the experiment and
proved entirely to our satisfaction that "a small amount of external
stimuli may produce a great amount of reflex action." At the boys' party
given on December 15 it is reported that one of the hosts left a Schuh at
home and another took a Payne with him. The Junior class at basketball,
Try hard as ever they may, Can't get the sphere across the hall And into
the basket's way. There was a prim miss from Seattle, A real Joan d' Arc
in a battle; When her friends sought to souse her, They found that to
arouse her Was worse than a whole bunch of cattle. THE NORMAL STUDENT.
He sought to wield a master's rod, And she a schoolma'am be; But of all
sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: It might have been. He
now carries a mortar hod, And a washerwoman only is she. The first year
Latin class is rejoicing over
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---------- The Normal Messenger 13 the fact that it had just
twenty-two questions in examination. The Junior B's, being so fond of
General Methods, have decided that about half their number (16) will take
it again. The Annual Faculty Bench show, it is rumored, will occur
some time within the near future in room 31. At prsent the cur, " J e t ,"
is expected to take the blue ribbon. Formula for thin class—Epley:
Let X equal whole class; y equal fbankers; z equal conditions; x
minus (y plus z) equal thin class. TYPICAL EXAMINATION QUESTIONS.
Physics—What would be the result if an irresistible force were
to strike an immovable object ? General Methods—Discuss thoroly the
"Chinook" winds, showing (1) the relation between mind and
matter; (2) that apperception alone is insufficient data upon which to
base our faith in the existence of either.
---------- Normal Messenger - 1907 January - Page [viii]
---------- The Fai* Has opened under new management, with a
better selected and finer stock than ever before. Goods in transit
all the time. Our Eastern buyers always looking out for new goods.
Owing to inventory which was taken THE FAIR was closed all of last week,
but we opened Saturday with a new stock of goods, some of which have
been delayed on account of the railroads being tied up. But new
goods are arriving daily and it will not be long before the entire stock
is complete. Gome and See for Yourself PWMMW I 1I 3
---------- Normal Messenger - 1907 January - Page [ix]
---------- ADVERTISEMENTS Designers and Manufacturers Our
desingers are men of much experience. If you have a CLASS-PIN or EMBLEM of
any kind we will submit you an estimate. Our complete and
up-to-date work-rooms, employing only skilled mechanics, enables us to
furnish yon emblems at a much lower price than can be bought
elsewhere. We carry and make anything in the Jewelry line. BERENS'
JEWELRY AND OPTICAL HOUSE UP-TO-DATE JEWELERS NORTHWEST HARDWARE CO.
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL SHELF AND HEAVY HARDWARE BELLINGHAM, - - WASHINGTON
Shoes of Quality The lines of shoes we sell have been tried and proven.
They are the standards of quality. You pay us no more for such reliability
than others ask for unproven goods. Don't spend hard earned money for
shoes about which you know nothing. Invest here; you'll buy satisfaction
and find foot happines. GEO. F. RAYMOND 110 EAST HOLLY ST. 1322-1324
CNMEICML ST. KME MAIN 41 THIEL WELTER COMPLETE HOUSEFURNISHBRS Your
eredit la good with ua. Small weekly or monthly paymeuta will famish your
home. We carry the most complete line of House Furnishings in the City
MKLUNQHAM, . . . . WASHINGTON
---------- Normal Messenger - 1907 January - Page [x]
---------- ADVERTISEMENTS KERN'S LEADING CONFECTIONERY IN THE
CITY MAKES PURE ICE CREAM AND CANDIES WE SERVE LUNCHES 105 W. Holly
Street BELLINGHAM, WASH. PACIFIC STEAM LAUNDRY ESTABLISHED 1889 BUS/EST,
BIGGEST. BEST UDNESS ERHOLM 'Phone Main 136 MARZ FRANK MEAT, POULTRY
AND FISH QUICK DELIVERY Phone Main 2221 1047 Elk St., near Morse,
BELWNGHAM RED CROSS PHARMACY Offerman Drug Co. PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS
PHONE MAIN 119 FREE DELIVERY ST. JOSEPH'S HOSPITAL BELLINGHflM HEIGHTS
ESTABLISHED 1890 PHONE RED 413 S. B. Irish Co. SUCCESSORS TO EDSON
IRISH P R I N T I N G ENGRAVED CARDS 1311 RAILROAD ATE., BELL,INGHAM
---------- Normal Messenger - 1907 January - Page [xi]
---------- ADVERTISEMENTS i J. N. SELBY CO. BooKsellers,
Stationers, ScKool Furnishers PROPER GOODS PROPER PRICES 204 WEST HOLLY
ST. BELUNQHAM, WASHINGTON LADIES. GENTLEMEN AND CHILDREN If you wish
pleasant entertainment OO TO THE PflH^OH AMUSEMENT CO. 134 West Holly
Street latest phonographs, illustrated songs, moving pictures and other
novelties ONE CENT BACH Latest novelties received daily. MERRIN WALL
PAPER PAINT CO. CAM DECORATE YOUR HOUSE WITH BEAUTIFUL PICTURES
DAYLIGHT BLOCK ELK STREET ©5rbor) Pspel Photos 50c. RER DOZ.
SANDISON STUDIO Phone Black 471. Opposite Grand Theatre JOHN B. AGEN'S
CREAMERY is the name on the best butter. It is guaranteed by the largest
dealers on the coast and yet costs no more than unknown makes. INSIST ON
IT AT YOUR GROCER'S JOHN B. AGEN BELLINGHAM, WASH.
---------- Normal Messenger - 1907 January - Page [xii]
---------- ADVERTISEMENTS ..FINE.. O O L/ L/ B G B STATIONERY
COLLINS A CO. PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS : KODAK FOLKS FREE DELIVERY
Telephone Black 1881 WE DO DEVELOPING AND 206 East Holly Street PRINTING
FOR AMATEURS H. L. Munro E. N. Haskell MUNRO HASKELL HARDWARE, TINNING
PLUMBING, HEATING 1103 ELK ST. TELEPHONE MAIN 12 B e l l i n g H a m ,
"WasK. E. W. PURDY. E. O. GRAVES, O. K. MCMILLIN, PRES. VICE-PRES.
OASHIER The First National Bank BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON The Big BanK of
North-western 'Washington OUR SAVINGS DEPARTMENT The History of T H E F I
R S * NATIONAL BANK has made it by far the largest in combined capital,
surplus and profits of any bank in this Northwest section. Open an
account in our Savings Department. Your savings are Safe, Available and
Working While You Sleep LARSON'S LIVERY TRANSFER WOOD AND COAL
(326-30 Elk St. . Phone Main 70 PACIFIC BINDERY J. E. IMPEY, Proprietor
Magazines and Books Bound and Rebound Call and see our new and up-to-date
Bindery WHITEHOUSE B'L'Q, W. HOLLY ST. Phone Main 164 BELLINGHAM. WASH,
---------- Normal Messenger - 1907 January - Page [xiii]
---------- —We bring the light to you—making all
• connections whether for gas or electricity | ONLY SAY THE WORD
COST IS NOMINAL • • • • Whatcom County Railway
and Light Co. | ' P h o n e M a i n 121 COR. BAY AND HOLLY STS.,
BELLINGHAM T Engberg Pharmacy CORNER ELK AND HOLLY PHONE MAIN 224 M *
• *
---------- Normal Messenger - 1907 January - Page [xiv]
---------- gmwmsmm®@i®3mmi BmmmBmmni :l Most men like
to dress well yet do not care to spend all their money for clothes nor
all their time thinking about them. If you will throw the
responsibility on us when you come to buy, we will see that you are
safe and right in the matter of dress and you will have no worry about
the clothes-question at all. Come in and look before you buy your h o
l i d ay clothes, anyway. Suits and Overcoats $12.50 to $30
60X0VE.RL0GK GO. 3 a n East Holly St. Hannah Block 1 BELLINGHAMPPPPP