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Weekly Messenger - 1917 July 28 - Page 1
THE WEEKLY MESSENGER  Devoted to the Interests of the Student Body,
Washington Stats Normal School  Vol. XVI, BELLINGHAM, WASH., SATURDAY, JULY
28, 1917 No. 41  521 Students Went to Glacier on Annual Excursion, July 14 
social affair of  ;he Summer season was a banquet  leld by the Senior class
at the Leo-told  hotel, Thursday evening, July  9th. The alumni and faculty
were  uests at the occasion. This is the  irst time in the history of the
school  hat the July Seniors have held any  uch social function. We hope
that  hey they established a precedent.  The color scheme of the evening
was  ink. The tables were artistically dec-rated  with Shepherdess baskets
of  ink roses and sweet peas. Ferns  (Continued on Page Sixteen.)  The
recital given by Mrs. Daven-port-  Engberg, Mrs Irving J. Cross and  Mrs.
G. W. Nash on the evening of  July 18 was pronounced "excellent," 
"wonderful," "a thing not soon to be  forgotten" by the large crowd that
at­tended.  Bach charmed the audience  with her artistic
interpretations. Many  students who are here for the last  time pronounced
this recital a fitting  climax to the excellent musical per­formances 
heard during their resi­dence  in Bellingham.  Mr. Klemme, who is with
us for the  summer, gave one of the best lectures  of the year in assembly
Monday. The  Man Under the Shadow was the sub­ject.  Mr. Klemme's talk
was clear cuv.  and every word was to the point.  "The world loves
success," said Mr.  Klemme, "and the men of affairs,  playing with wealth,
honor and po­sition  are the ones whose success is  seen the soonest.
Their motto is of-times  'get riches honestly if you can—  but get
riches.' Far too often suc­cess  is measured by the dollar sign. 
(Continued on Page Sixteen.)  Calendar 
®@XSX!XSXSXS)®®®^^  Sunday, July 22.  11:00,
Baccalaureate sermon for  graduates. Congregational church  Rev Geiger, of
Tacoma.  2:30, Chautauqua.  Sacred Prelude, Smith-Spring-  Holmes Co. 
Lecture, "We, the People." Hon.  W. J. Nolan.  7:30, Sacred concert,
Smith-Spring-  Holmes company.  Monday, July 23.  9:30—Assembly, Mrs.
Axtell will  speak.  2:30, Chautauqua.  Lecture, "Watch Your Step," Dr.  A.
E. Turner.  7:30, "Chimes of Normandie," Bos­ton  Light Opera Co. 
Tuesday, July 24.  3:30, Choral Club.  2:30, Chautauqua.  Entertainment,
"The Mirror, The  Ongawas.  Lecture, "The Land Question,"  Lee Francis
Lybarger.  7:30, I "Along the Road to Tokyo,"  Ongowas.  II. Character
Sketches, Elias Day.  Wednesday, July 25.  9:30, assembly, musical program,
 Kenneth Heun, pianist.  4:10. Y. W. C. A.  Leader, Miss Marie oJhns. 
Speaker, Miss Sperry.  Music, Miss Elsie Cunningham.  2:30, Chautauqua. 
Concert, Musical Arts Quartette.  Lectuur, "The Mind of Germany,"  Dr.
Frank Bohn.  7:30, Concert, Musical Arts Quar­tette.  Lecture,
"Rebuilding the Temple,"  Montaville Flowers.  Thursday, July 26.  2:30
"Polly of the Circus," Annie  Therese Davault.  7:30, Grand closing
concert, James  Gcddard, bass baritone; assisting  artist, Ruth Ray,
violinist; Rob­ert  Yale Smith, pianist.  Friday, July 27. ,  9:30,
Commencement. . ;  The Baccaleaurate sermon for th*.  summer class of 1917
was preached by  the Rev. Thomas C. Dent of Aberdeen,  S. D., an old time
friend of Dr. Nash,  at the First Congregational church,  Sunday, July 22.
The faculty and sen­iors  attended these services in a body.  The
sermon was ably delivered and  was full of inspiration and help for the 
future teachers.
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2 THE WEEKLY MESSENGER, SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1917  Dr. Nash's mother and
sister will vis­it  here during the coming month. They  will motor to
various places in Wash­ington.  Mr. Bever will stay at home.  Mr.
Hughes is not certain what he  will do.  Miss Brown spent the week-end in 
Seattle.  Misses Druse and Beardsley enter­tained  at Sunday dinner.
Plates were  laid for six.  Mrs. R. W. Smith, formerly a mem­ber  of
the Expression department, vis­ited  the Normal last Friday.  Misses
Wilson Mead Mottman and  Brower visited with Miss Sumner last  Sunday at
her summer home at Index.  Miss Pierce spent the week-end with  Miss Sands.
 Picnic breakfasts are almost as  popular as picnic dinners. Anyhow,  such
proved the case last Sunday  morning. The place was Whatcom  Palls and the
early birds were Misses  McCown, Willoughby, Brown, Davis,  Cummins,
Ormsby, Harms, Mrs. Nash.  Dr. Kirkpatrick -eceived word from  his son that
he hac arrived safely in  Prance.  Mr. E. J. Klemme has received an 
invitation to give the Alumni address  for the Normal School in Indiana
from  which he graduated —steen years ago.  Because of previous
arrangements, he  cannot accept.  A young man and a young woman  leaned on
the front gate. They were  lovers. It was moonlight. He was  loath to
leave, as the parting was the  last. He was about to go away.  "I'll never
forget you," he said, "and  if death should claim me, my last  thought
would be of you."  "I'll be true to you,' she sobbed. "I'll  never love
anybody else as long as I  live."  They parted. Six years later he
re­turned.  His sweetheart of former years  was married. They met at a
party.  She had changed greatly. Between  dances recognition took place. 
"Let me see," she mused, "was it  -you or your brother who was my old 
•..sweetheart?"  "Neither," he replied. 'Probably it  •was my
father."  Mr. Carver (in lunch room): "Stub,  my cocoa's cold!"  Stub:,
"Well, why don't you put on  your cap."  Sunday evening nine young ladies 
of the "Dorm" celebrated with a de­licious  supper the birthday of
Miss  Pearl Timmen. In the center of the  table incense was burning in a
little  long wished for bronze burner which  was a most useful birthday
gift to  "Timmy." A large, three-layer pink and  white birthday cake had
been con­tributed  by Miss Anderson, the cook,  and was certainly
enjoyed by the girls.  This was decorated with little yellow  candles.  The
party finally and reluctantly  broke up but with a hearty toast to 
"Timmy." 'May she never grow old."  Dr. Kirkpatrick said in his talk Tuet
gt;  day, that one is being educated all the  while he is awake. No wonder
Ed  Rairdon knows so much.  Mildred Tuttle and Elizabeth Arnold  former
students at B. S. N. S., are at­tending  Normal at Ellensburg this 
summer. Miss Tuttle is faithfully  learning the duties set forth in "First 
Aid." Miss Arnold kills time by beat­ing  her opponents playing
tennis.  Miss Clara Gibson '16, former treas­urer  of the Y. W. C. A.,
spent the past  week visiting friends in this city.  Out of the eleven
school teachers  who took the physical examination for  the Naval Reserves
at Bellingham,  only one failed to pass the examina­tion.  Andrew
Shold, a Normal student of  '14-15 and '15-16, visited last week.  Ira
Miller, also a student in '14-15  and '16, came in from his ranch
Mon­day  and successfully passed the exami­nation  for the Naval
Reserves When  asked if he had any bad habits he  answered "None now, but I
used to  ditch classes at Normal."  John Davenport, student here last  year
and a member of the basketball  and track team, has also joined the  Naval
Reserves.  Paul Thompson has been elected to  teach in the consolidated
district of  Ferndale for the coming year.  Ben Tidball, former student at
Nor­mal  and now a senior at U. of W., vis­ited  us Wednesday. 
Philip Montag, Ab and Dab Hennes,  in Johnny Miller's Ford, spent
Wednes­day  afternoon at Elizabeth Jones'  cherry tree at Marietta.
Miss Jones  is a graduate of '17.  Mrs. Ethel Brown, office secretary,  is
enjoying her summer vacation.  Starr Southerland has moved from  Montague  
McHugh  INO.  The Store of Q u a l i t y and of Values.  An old and t r u e
saying" i s:  "SAVING MONEY IS MAKING MONEY/'  You can do this by taking
advantage of our big  20 to 50 per cent Discount Sale  J u s t t h i n k of
i t : You have t h e largest and most complete  s t o c k of dry goods in t
h e N o r t h w e s t to choose from at  Montague   McHugh  IIM  SHOES THAT
HUG  up to you like a sweetheart snug yet so pleasant.  You will like them.
 GEO. F. RAYMOND  110 East Holly St.  his apartments above the Normal
gro­cery,  to the Strandell apartments.  Louise Bucanan '17 arrived in
time  for the Thespian house party, and vis­ited  with Virginia
Mathes.  Herbert Heath '16, whose marriage  caused considerable discussion,
has  been blessed by a Herbert Dalton  Heath, junior. May his salary
continue  to increase.  Vesta Nickels ex '15 has married  Clive H.
Higginson, of Clearbrook,  where sh ehas been teaching for sev­eral 
years.  Miss Lucindia Dunagan has been  married to Mr. Mathew Killingworth,
 of Pomeroy. Miss Dunagan has been  teaching at Pomeroy.  Norma Abrams, a
former Normal  student is soon to be known as Mr ,  Harry Grant of this
city. Mr. Grant is  a lieutenant in the Coast Artillery of  this city. 
Charlotte Hill ex-16, who has been  teaching at McMurray for the last two 
years, will attend business college in  Tacoma this year.  Walter Fegley
'15, who taught in  Withrow tor a while last year but is  now a banker of
the same city, is  soon to take on a pardner .or ad in­finitum, 
according to the reports of a  Seattle paper. Miss Amy Forbes, a  student
of the University of Wash­ington  in Domestic Science and Music  and a
resident of Seattle, is to be the  charming bride.  James Bolman, a student
in this  summer session, has enlisted in the  ambulance corps at Seattle. 
Lois Te Roller '13, living at Seattle,  was married to Mr. Homer T. Bovee 
of the same city.  Althea Holmes '15, who has been  teaching in Honolulu
for the past two  years, was a visitor at Normal last  week. She is
planning on staying on  this side of the Pacific this year.  Jesse Leiser
'15 has agreed to  change her name to Mrs. Dale McMul-len  and will reside
at Vancouver,  Wash.  Lucinda Lockwood '15 has given up  the profession of
teaching for one she  claims is better and that is matri­mony.  She
became Mrs. Frank Has­kell  of this city. Mr. Haskell is a  hardware
dealer in this city.  Alice Shields '16 and Helen Fell '16  teachers in the
Ferndale city schools,  visited Normal last week. They claim  teaching is
the finest profession a.  girl could ever wish to enter.  Early History of
the Ford.  Miss McCarthy (in History Meth­ods)  : "Daniel Boone and
his party  crossed the river no less than fifty  times, most cases in very
bad fords  (Fords.)"  FOUND—July 20, at the Dorm, One  piece of bread
toasted on BOTH  sides!
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DEAR STUDENTS:  These are the men and firms who by their kind and generous 
co-operation have helped to make the Weekly Messenger a suc­cess.  If,
at any future time, you are able to further patronize  them, they will
esteem and deserve your preference.  Clippings from a letter received by 
A. T. Dellplain, from his brother, who  is a Sergeant of Engineers in the
first  line trenches somewhere in France.  "You fellows who have seen
service  in the United States army think you  have done some soldiering,
but wait, if  the U. S. army should happen to come  over here they will
find that facing a  bitter, well trained, scientific enemy  like the Huns
is vastly different from  watching the border line against a  roving band
of Mexican snipers. That  they would show credit to the flag is  without
doubt, but the Canadians and  Tommies are dubious excepting if  Roosevelt
came with some of his old  timers. Some American troops are  over here but
if the U. S. don't hurry  up and do a bit before the war ends,  there will
be many comments about it  looking like commercialism. Just the  same the
U. S. army would surely be a  great help in terminating this awful  war. We
(the boys) don't look for  peace much before the winter cam­paign 
begins, if at all, and if not then  not till German soil is reached. The 
Germans are losing, but they don't  think so. The prisoners I have seen 
and heard here all assert that Ger­many  is winning. If loosing ground
is  winning-, they certainly are, and at a  rapid rate. The Germans will
not face  bayonets willingly, but will only admit  that it is our artillery
that plays hob  with them. Their artillery is deadly  accurate, they know
every spot on the  maps, and undoubtedly this country is  lousy with spies,
but we are return­ing  3 shells to their one. It's like a  Hun
prisoner I spoke to last Thursday  said, when I asked him if they had 
plenty of ammunition, "Sure we have  heaps of ammunition, but we haven't 
whole munition factories full to throw  over like you Britishers do." This 
Bosche came from the U. S. when the  war began.  We get blue at times, but
when we  walk over miles of regained territory  almost before the ground is
cooled off  from the barrage, we feel that we have  done our best, and hope
to live through  it and come home and forget it all.  Our casualty list
grows daily; I have  Collars Collars  You will notice a marked  difference
in them if sent to the  Cascade Laundry  They not only last longer, but 
they fit more satisfactory. Send  'em once and you will always.  Collars
Collars  Smabv's Confectionery  J. B. Wahl  Lobe's  Engberg's Pharmacy 
Battersby's  Sweet Grocery  Normal Grocery  Wilbur Gibbs  The aCve 
Montague   McHugh  Kemphaus  Horst Floral Shop  Adams Style Shop  Raymond's
Shoe Store  Leopold Hotel  Owl Pharmacy  Brown Studio  Bellingham Floral
Shop  American Theater  Grigg's Stationery Co.  Mueller   Aplund  J. P.
Woll  Cascade Laundry  Normal Book Store  XortliAvest National Bank  Morse
Hardware  P. S. T. L.   P. Co.  Geo. Ludwig  Montgomery Fuel   Transfer Co.
 Adam's Restaurant  Pacific Laundry  L. Johnson.  Mouso's Grocery  Rarlow,
Dentist  Collin's Drug Store  Home Store  Bellingham Nat'l Bank.  Royal
Dairy  The Leader  Sandison Studio  Empire Meat   Grocery Co.  Northwest
Hardware Co.  Harter   AVells Piano Co.  Reliable Transfer Co.  National
Barber Shop.  Savoy Barber Shop  Garlick's Shoe Shop  Pelegren   Martin 
Weiser Drug Co.  New York Dentists.  Most sincerely thanking the printers,
The Irish Printing Co.,  and the editor, Mr. Freeman, for their efficient
work and co-opera­tion  and wishing the Bellingham State Normal School
and the  Messenger the greatest future success, I am  Sincerely Yours, 
CECIL A. FOLSOM,  Bus. Mgr.  been through some narrow squeaks.  Only last
week nine men were wound­ed  by high explosives, that were with  me,
two Imperials killed, and I only  was knocked down. The next day I  got cut
on the thumb with a piece of  flying shell. I've gotten a dent in my  steel
sharpnel helmet from a shrapnel  shell. I hope I come through just the 
same.  The sights are terrible—it saddens  one—but it also
makes you get a  tighter hold on yourself and do your  share. Our last
advance was a com­plete  success, and at a small price, the  Bosche
surrendered almost without a  fight; and I don't wonder. The ground  looks
as if it had been churned—our  artillery fire was wonderful.
Prisoners  and wounded streamed in. We think  we captured about 6,500, but
"Quien  Sabe." The dead are being buried as  fast as possible. In some
places the  stench is worse than awful. Many  bodies buried two years ago
were un-eathred  by the shell fire. That no-man's  land is a sure enough
desolate  waste, but to think of it awhile back  makes a man sad, ar. it
was a most  beautiful country of old styles—old  chateaus with moats
around them,  winding cobblestone highways with  tall trees closely set,
innumerable flow­ers,  and fine old castles. The country  as yet
untouched by shell fire is all  like this, with quaint customs that are 
sometimes amusing. Old fashioned  three wheeled carts are driven by
an­cient  looking drivers, who hold but a  single rein.  But where the
Boches have been is  worse than ruin, they ruin people,  towns, homes,
fields and churches, and  they eiren girdli. the trees and tear up  gardei
s when they retreat.  Werter (our youngest brother) hass  been doing real
well so far, he got  through the Ypres' charge, and went  over Vimy ridge
in the recent work  there, and has only been wounded  twice, and that
merely a good shaking  up.  Send all the comic sections you can  get hold
of, and anv interesting maga­zines  you have—we just devour them
 —anything along this order is mighty  welcome especially the comic
supply  ments, they break the monotony so.  But write letters as often as
you can—  they mean rruch out here, and all the  boys eagerly look
for letters from  home ana friends.  Quotations from the recent eighth 
grade examinations:  Four digestive fluids are laxative  tonic, castor oil,
olive oil and—  Dyspepsia is caused by wet feet.  The skin is to hold
the bones to=  gether.  The skin covers the eternal .organs.  The heart is
located in the upper ex­tremities.  It has a lung on each side  of it.
It makes every organ m ve and  do its work.  The heart is located in the
stomach.  The following boys will answer Un­cle  Sam's call when the
two com­panies  of Coast Artille/y will be mob­ilized  at the
local armory July 25, and  leave for the forts about the first week  in
August:  Second company: First Lieut. Clar­ence  Dahlquist, Roy
Powell, Oscar  Ford, Ed Haracich, Carlyle Cram,  Ernest Lusk, Vernon Bixby,
Elliott  Gaasland, Thomas Oakes.  Ninth Company: Clyde Campbell,  Albert
Dunnagan, Boyd Lamoreaux,  Herbert Potter, Milford Roop, Nat  Mount,
William Beardslee, Louis  Tromp, Ed Herman, Walter Powell,  Herman
Uddenburg.  TO REMOVE EXCESS WEIGHT.  "Have you a vacant period?"  "Why do
you ask me that?"  "To tell me how (if there is a way)  To keep from
getting fat.  I've worried more than words can tell  About my excess
weight;  I walk about as in a spell,  Bemoaning my sad fate.  So please
give some suggestion;  Oh, I'll follow it all right,  For I know without a
question  I'm getting to be a sight."  "You rise at four and run a mile; 
Then come to the courts and play  Till breakfast time; then with a smile 
Turn and walk the OTHER way.  At lunch you do not care for soup— 
Salad or fruit so nice;  You're not hungry—not a bit!  Bread
and—water—will suffice  Continue in this manner 
WALK—never take a "jit,"  And you'll find that in a month or so  Your
clothes will once more fit."  \M Dock St. Phone 691  Open from 7 a. m. to n
p. m. Daily  Including Sunday. Best Hot and  Cold Lunches in the City
Popular  Prices Quick Service, GIVE US A  TRIAL.  THE  BEST  PLACE  TO  BUY
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THE WEEKLY MESSENGER, SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1917.  The Weekly Messenger 
Published by Students' Association  of State Normal School, Bellingnam. 
Entered in the postoffice at Belling*  ham, Wn., as second class matter. 
The Irish Ptg. Co. Printers  Subscription rates, by mail, $1.00  per year,
in advance. Single copies,  6 cents.  Advertising rates on application. 
Address all communications, other  than news i'tms, to The Manager, The 
Weekly Messenger, Bellingnam, Wash.  Editor-in-Chief Stanley P. Freeman 
Business Mgr Cecil A. Folsom  Department Editors.  Faculty Olga Hagen 
Auditorium and Exchange  „ Florence Dodge  Calendar Ruth Cederberg 
Alumni Delbert Hennes  ( Ella Peterson  Personals .|  | Forest Beck  Boys
Athletics Elwood Davis  Mrs. Ernest Tucker Literary  Miss Estella Burnside
Literary  The session of the Bellmgham Nor­mal  which comes to an end
this week  has been an enjoyable one indeed.  Apparently no stone has been
left un­turned  by administration and faculty  to make the eight weeks
of summer  school a pleasant and profitable sea­son.  In the field of
music no more  talented artists could be obtained than  those who have
delighted Normalites.  Men and women of national promi­nence  have
delivered addresses from  our platform upon subjects of vital  import to
all. Scenes and tales fronv  other lands have been brought to us  by
citizens of the world. Nor have we  forgotten the adage "All work and no 
play makes Jack a dull boy." Picnics,  excursions, hikes, jaunts, strolls
and  so on indefinitely, have delighted our  leisure hours. Perhaps the
most en­joyable  feature of the term was the  excursion to the
wonderful district  around Glacier. The summer has in­deed  been
pleasant.  On behalf of the entire student body  of the Bellingham State
Normal we  wish to express to Dr. Nash, our be  loved and admired
president, and to  his loyal corps of teachers, our appre­ciation  for
their help, counsel and con­sideration  during the past weeks. Wt 
wish to assure the administration that  almost to a man we are loyal and
can  be depended upon in any emergency.  The editor desires to express his 
gratitude to the members of his staff  who have been absolutely dependable 
and to others who have contributed  articles from week to week. What  would
otherwise have proved an ex­tremely  difficult and sometimes
un­pleasant  task has been greatly light­ened  by these helpers.
He has done  his best and you have the result.  Much credit is due Miss
Olive Edens,  faculty member of the staff, who has  been tireless in her
efforts for the  paper.  All friends must part sooner or lat­er. 
Here's hoping we all meet again.  Forlthe Best and Purest Wholesome Candy 
WE CATER TO THE NORMAL STUDENTS  TRADE  Groceries, Confectionery, Fruit,
Ice Cream and Bakery  Goods.  Try one of our malted milks.  Normal Grocery 
P. G. GULBRANSEN, Prop. Phone 1041  The Messenger wishes to extend Di. 
Nash and the faculty its best wishes  for a happy vacation, and express the
 appreciation of the student body for  the successful summer term, so full
of  work, inspiration and good times. In  faith we believe we all need our
va­cation  !  Review of the Year and Announce­ments.  Quartet
"The Sea Hath its Pearls..  Pinsuv.  Miss Reedy, Miss Davies, Mr. Holbrook 
Mr. Van Horn.  Presentation of class, Pres. G. W. Nash  Presentation of
diplomas, Chairman C.  M. Olsen.  Piano solo, Mazurka E flat Major.... 
Leschetizky  Mr. John Miller.  Baccaleureate services.  The Baccaleurate
sermon was  preached by the Rev. Thomas C. Dent  of Aberdeen, S. D. at the
First Congre­gational  church.  year. Great credit is due both Mr 
Presnell and Mrs. Bright for the reallj  practical work done by their
pupils  The school furnishes no shop or do  mestic science room, few tools
or fix  tures for a home economics course  Besides this handicap the pupils
tool  no regular school periods but did al  of their work out of school
hours. Mos  of these same pupils have home gard  ening to do, also, as they
are member  of the agricultural club.  Miss Mae Armstrong and Miss Elsie 
Hartman attended the dramatization  by Mr. Hoppe's class last Tuesday. 
Miss Cassie Cales and Lucile Mc-  Ghee spent Sunday at the home of Ella 
Peterson, at Ferndale.  Miss Alice Shields '16 and Miss Hel­en  Fell
'16 visited school on Friday.  Before leaving school be  sure to get one of
those  Normal Pins.  NORMAL BOOK  STORE  Those who contributed to the Mes 
senger this week are:  Donald Croy.  Esther Korthr.uer.  Bernice Dakin. 
Avis Bowman.  Cecil Folsom.  Josephine Converse.  Miss Woodard.  Frances
Walter.  Forrest Breakey.  In History Methods:  Miss McCarthy: "Miss H, did
yo  find this chapter interesting?.."  Miss H.: "Yes, very as much as 
read."  How much did yo  Miss H.: "Two pages."  Miss Ma:  read?"  March
(duet) Orlepp  Miss Sheehan, Miss Aaberg.  "At Twilight" Trime  Choral
Club.  Invocation, Rev. E. S. Hudson.  Violin solo—  a Idian Lament
Dvorak ?Engberg  b Theme and Variation.-Vieuxtemps  Miss Mildred Robinson. 
Address, Supt. Wm. F. Geiger, Tacoma.  Vocal solo, "My Heart Is Singing....
 Sans Sonci  Miss Frances Reedy.  The front page cut in the last issue  of
the State Normal School Journal of  Cheney is clever. It is headed "Things 
You've Never Seen." The following fa­miliar  (?) notices and landmarks
are  given: "Please Discontinue Classes  While We Talk in the Halls,"
"There  Is No Library Notice on the Bulletin  Board," and "Help Us Preserve
the  Walks by Walking on the Lawn and  Shrubbery."  The last Northwest
Journal of Edu­cation  has an article of local interest.  At the
Dillenbaugh school in Lewis  county an exhibit of manual training  and
domestic science work was made  on the day of the closing exercises, by 
Mr. Presnell and Mrs. G. R. Bright. Mr.  Presnell is a member of our summer
 school this year as was he also last  The Brown Studio  See our work in t
h s Senior  Klipsun Then come up and  let us make Photographs  for you We
can please you  Brown Studio  Elk and Holly
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Groceries, Fresh Fruit, Vegetables and Bakery Goods  We make a a specialty
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very interesting summer ses-   gt;ion is almost to a close and while  nany
of us feel the time has been  •ather short, yet the term has beei* 
sxcedingly profitable.  We have had a large training school  ittendance of
nearly 350 and almost  •00 were enrolled in the Normal prop-  ;r Many
alumni came for the sum-ner,  showing they still have a warm  ;pot in their
hearts for B. S. N. S.  Besides, the students, whihc number  »ver
1,200, we have had a large fac-ilty  composed of experienced teach-irs 
along the many branches.  This year as usual, we have had a  epresentative
of the Carnegie Foun-lation,  Mr. Burnett, a very capable  aan who has
taught Spanish, South  American History and International  lelations.  We
are all greatly gratified to have  lad Dr. B. A. Kirkpatrick, head of the 
3hild Study Department and a regular  Qstructor in the Pitchburg State
Nor-aal  School at Fitchburg, Massachu-etts,  remain for the summer session
 s head of the psychology department,  le is a very prominent authority on 
hild study throughout the United  Itates and we are to be congratulated 
pon having him with us during the  ast year. He gave a seri » of ten 
rofitable and interesting lectures  ere at the Normal while the National 
issociation was in session at Port-md  this summer. Bach lecture was  ery
well attended. Those of us who  ave been in his classes while he has  een
teaching here have been ex-remely  fortunate and it is with regret  iat we
see him depart for the East.   gt;ur best wishes go with Dr. Kirk-atrick 
and his family.  Mr. Klemme, of the Ellensburg  chools, has had charge of
the rural  epartment. He has been with us be-   gt;re and we will be glad
to welcome  im again in our midst.  Mr. Epley, one of our former faculty 
lembers who has spent the past two  ears in the Dental school at the
Uni-ersity  of California, has been with us gt;  ad we have been pleased to
see him  gain.  Mr. Vincent, supervisor of manual  aining in the Bellingham
city  Jhools, assisted in the manual train-ig  here during the absence of
Mr.  hute, who is at the Oregon Agricul-iral  College.  Principal McKowan
of the Whatcom  igh, Principal Weir of the Fairhaven  igh, and Principal
Ewing of the  oeder grade school assisted in the  irious departments.  Miss
Marguerite Munro, who teach-i  in Everett next year, assisted in the  rt
department.  Mr. Robert Knohn, director of phys-al  instruction in the
sixty Portland  hools, and one of the foremost phys­ical  educators in
the Northwest, favor­ed  us for two weeks with his presence.  His four
classes each day were filled  to the limit by 500 or 600 students  learning
military marching, interpre­tative  dancing, setting up exercises, 
school gymnastics and plays and  games.  Another interesting feature has 
been the dramatic readings given each  Thursday afternoon by Professor W. 
P. Gorsuch, head of the expression de­partment  of the State
University.  Dr. A. E. Winship, a prominent lec­turer  and editor,
gave two addressee,  and Dr. Hall, of Willamette university,  gave one.  We
have had many interesting as­semblies  and addresses by our owi» 
teachers.  Mrs. Jones and Miss Walker, assist­ants  in boys and girls
club work, and  sent to us by the extension depar*  ment at Pullman, each
gave helpful  lectures and demonstrations for a  week on food conservation.
Also the  scope and benefits of club work in the  state  Musical programs
have not been  missing. The first was a recital given  by the pupils of
Mrs. I. J. Cross, our  instructor in piano. The second was  in the form of
a student loan fund  concert which netted almost $100.  Those who
contributed were: Mrs.  Engberg, first violin; Mr. Hughes, sec­ond 
violin; Mr. Clark, viola; and Mr.  Cornish, cello. The other musical
ev­ening  was under the auspices of the  lecture course committee.
Those par­ticipating  in the program were Mrs.  Davenport-Engberg,
violinist; Mrs.  Irving J. Cross, pianist; and Mrs.  George W. Nash,
soprano.  As a climax, each student has been  given a free ticket of
admission to all  the numbers of the Chautauqua in this  city. We are
promised some delight­ful  programs.  Athletics and picnics have been
in  full sway. The largest picnic was giv­en  by the Students'
Association when  nearly all the school went to Glacier  for the day. 
Graduation will soon be passed.  There are 144 graduates to receive
di­plomas.  The baccalaureate services  were held at the First
Congregational  church, July 22, at 11 o'clock. The  sermon was preached by
the Rev.  Thomas J. Dent, of Aberdeen, S. D.  The commencement exercises
will be  held in the Normal auditorium Friday,  July 27.  The summer
session has been a pro  fitable as well as an enjoyable one.  President
George W. Nash appreciates  the fine spirit of co-operation and help  shown
by both the teachers and stu­dents,  and wishes everyone a very 
pleasant year.  Quotations and authors:  "Be good, Sweed Maid, and let who 
will be clever—Kingsley.  Roses are red,  Violets are blue,  Sugar is
sweet,  And so are you."  —Tennyson.  WHERE THE FACULTY  I L L SPEND
VACATION  R. H. Ewing will spend one week  at Birch Bay, one week at Hoods
Ca­nal,  and the rest of the time work­ing.  Miss Sands and Miss
Pierce ave go­ing  touring and hope to be l gt;a;k ty  the first of
September.  San Francisco has more attraction  for Mr. Epley than any other
place  in the world.  Mrs. Samson will spend her vaca­tion  with her
family at various places  of interest at Birch Bay, Maple Falls  and
Glacier.  Miss Ormsby will take a long auto  trip. Lake Crescent, Lake
Cushman,  the Ocean, Mt. Rainier and Chelan  will be the different parte of
the coun­try  she will visit.  Miss Drake will spend her vacation  in
and out of Seattle.  Miss Morse expects to camp for  awhile at Mt. Rainier.
 Miss Davis will be at her home in  Tacoma for part of the time. The rest 
of the time she will see how many  telephone poles she can miss with her 
Maxwell.  Miss Druse leaves for Tacoma Sat­urday  morning. The rest of
the time  she will spend at the Ocean Beach.  Portland, Rainier and Vashon
Isl­and  are places which attract Mist  Druse the most.  Miss Stevens
and Miss Mottman are  going to take a trip to Alaska.  Mr. Bond is going to
stay at home  and build a house.  Mr. Hulse and family are going to  visit
in the East, making Ohio their  objective point. Mr. Hulse expects to 
visit various institutions.  Miss Lee expects to spend August  at an Oregon
beach.  Miss Sperry will attend a Bible con­ference  at Seabeck,
following the close  of summer school, then rest in the  Olympics.  Mr.
Parish plans to motor to his  farm in British Columbia.  Dr. Kirkpatrick
expects to visit Ore­gon,  California and Alaska before
re­turning  to Massachusetts.  Miss Reichert will do institute work 
in Montana university following the  close of summer school.  Miss Baker
will "loaf and invite her  soul" between Lummi Island and  Hardscrabble. 
Miss Wilson will take to the open  in her machine.  Miss McCarthy will
spend August  with her parents in the Middle West.  Miss Jensen is planning
a trip  through Glacier Park.  Miss Edens will spend August at  her home in
Bellingham.  Last week  In assembly '" , ^  Mr. Epley  Said something about
a  Switch-back and  He said it went this way and  That way and this way and
that  Way and this way and that way  And we all laughed awhile, but  Anyway
that word switch-back  Sounded rather jaunty to me. so  I thought I'd try
the switchback to  Skyline and say before I . .^  Reached "Seven Mile,"  I
knew I'd have to be switched back.  And when I got down and the  Next day
also my legs and  Back felt as thougn tney had  Been switched back; but I
am  Glad I went—Unanimous!  I think I know just about what  A
switch-back is.  P. E. A. 'IT.
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SENIORS  The following is a list of the July  seniors as far as is known by
the  committee:  Abbey, Prudence.  Abbott, lone M.  Aiken, Alice  Altman,
Clare  Ashby, Jessie  Asmervig, Mathilda  Bartlett, Florence  Beck, Forrest
 Bloss, Albert  Bowman, Avis  Bowman, Olive  Bradbury, Laura  Brandriff, H.
A.  Brown, Martha  Button, H. O  Clague, Margaret  , Clay, Jessie  Colwin,
Mabel  Corns, Faye  Crawford, Emily  Cummings, Kathryn  Cunningham, Elsie 
Dakin, Bernice  Dawson, Nell  Dean, May H.  Devery, Frances  Dingle, Esther
L.  Dodge, Florence F.  Dufraine, Mildred  Durr, Elsie Belle  Egbert,
Whinnery Mary  Everham, Edith  Ferguson, Edith  Fobes, Lucile  Foley,
Josephine  Fry, Irene Winifred  Garner, Georgiana  Giese, Selma '  Glatz,
Florence  Gordon, Margueite  Gordon, Teresa  Grant, Catherine  Gray, Lulah 
Hanson, Tillie " ;•  Hall, Mrs. Eva Rhodes  .Hall, Mrs. Pauline 
-Hayden, Mrs. Myrtle  ."Hayward, Mary  Hempel, Lenora  Hone, Marie  Moyer,
Tillie  Hyatt, Lethel  Imus, Alma  Illman, Adeline  Jackson, Martha 
Jaeger, Waldemar  .Jameson, Mabel  Jenkins, Delphine  Jewell, Louise 
Juneau, Martin  Keto, Ida  King, Mrs. Malie  Knight|, Nellie  Kreutzberg,
Mabel  Larson, Ellen A.  Laughlin, Florence  Lee, Vernet  Levine, Mrs.
Frances  Lidell, Grace  Lopp, Sara  Lowery, Lorna  McBeth, Hazel  McGugan,
Grace  McWilliams, Flora  Mabbott, Irene  Malone, Ethel  Maloney, Gladys 
Mattison, Frances  Meek, Roy  Merrick, Mina  Metz, Myrtle  Mougin, Gladys 
Moon, Nellie  Moran, Juliette  Murray, Clara  Myers, Margaret  Nagel,
Frances  Nagley, Carrie  Nordstrom, Ellen  Norman, Hulda  Nutter, lone 
Olin, Merle  Olson, Florence  Parker, Mrs. Fred  Paulson, Pauline  Pearce,
Delia May  Peterson, Anna  Poland, Byrde  Quails, Blanche  Rairdon, Zada 
Reedy, Frances  Reser, Blanche  Richard, Mrs. Maria  Riley, Inga  Rinsk,
Nellie  Robertson, Helen  Rydeen, Lois  Scott, Verna  Seaburn, Catherine 
Sheehan, Frances  Sheets, Lora  Shepherd, Esther  Shobert, Oscar  Smith,
Gertrude  Somers, Sara  Soule, Nadine  Stalberg, Dorothy  Thompson, Ethel 
Thompson, Harriet  Thompson, Marie  Thonpson, Myra  Timmen, Pearl  Towne,
Pearl  Turkington, Lottie  Tucker, Mrs. Pansy  Vannoy, Mrs. Louise  Van
Horn, Gerald  Wadsworth, Winifred  Walter, Frances  Walsh, Frances  Ware,
Madge  Warren, Mary  Weaver, Lola  Wallhouse, Gene  Westrom, Signa  White,
Gladys  White, Lillian  White, Violet  Witham, Vivien  Williams, Eda 
Taylor, Mrs. Retta  B.  I am consumed with an unspeakable  longing  To
waste a ream of paper.  I have never had this longing be­fore— 
Not in the days when paper was  cheap—  But now that it has gone up,
and up,  and up;  The longing has grown upon me  Until it is wellnigh
irresistible.  I want to write Palmer Method  ovals—  And straight
lines and crooked lines  and capital A's.  And dot over, dot over, dot
over, dot  over,  And Exercise 151.  I want to make stars and a "curly-cue"
 border  On the front page of my loose leaf  note book,  While the speaker
is getting ready  to give his speech in assembly.  I want to draw
pictures—  Pictures—  Such as have never been drawn
be­fore—  Of the girl sitting next to me on  my right  And of
the railing in front of the  balcony (  And of the table on the platform. 
And the worst of it all  Is that this is not all—  I even want to
flip my fountain pen'  And make a big blue black blot  And then fold the
paper over it  And crumple it all up  And throw it in the waste basket. 
But I know I mustn't do these  things—  Paper costs twice as much as
it did  last year—  So I resolutely put my fountain pei.  in its
holder  And grit my teeth.  Lo! The terrible fire of the long­ing 
within me still rages unabated.  —E. S.  Office Phone 975  DR. T. M.
BARLOW  Dentist  510 Beilingham National Bank Bldg. Bellingham, Wash.  The
Savoy Barber SKop  E X P E R T H A I R C U T T I N G Let u s b e y o u r b
a r b e rs  1303 COMMERCIAL ST.  NORTHWEST HARDWARE CO.  Shelf and Heavy
Hardware  "OCCIDENT SHEARS"  Sporting Goods and Cutlery 213-215 W. Holly 
The latest thing in men's handker­chiefs  is colored crocheted edges.
If  in doubt ask a large part of the fac­ulty.  KEMPHAUS OO. 
Bellingham''s Lowest Price Cloak and Suit House  206—208 West Holly
St. Pictorial Review Patterens  For a J o l l y Dip in L a k e or Sound  L
o t s of Bright and Gay B a t h i n g Suits  and Gaps at Special Prices 
Wool J e r s e y B a t h i n g Suits  Special at $2.50 to $5.95.  B A T H I
N G CAPS S P E C I A L at 29c to 79c.  Mr Parish, in Eng. V.: What tei 
rible calamity happened to Julien  Hawthorne some years ago?"  Mr. Brown:
"Got married."  CHRONOGRAPHS REPEATERS  and all other high grade WATCHES
carefully repaired and re-adjusted,  AND THEY RUN TOO.  GEO. E. LUDWIG 
Watch Expert Diamond Setter Alaska Huililin^. Beliinghani
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spot in a far-away  mountain chain, well guarded by two  lofty white tipped
peaks lies the Val­ley  of the Magic Diamonds. And so  enchanted and
so mystic is it that not  one of the many travelers who have  gone that way
has ever been known to  have returned, nor has it been heard  that they
ever reached it.  The landscape is not dotted with  villages; shepherds
lead their flocks  another way; here wild animals  search in vain for food
and shelter,  for the Frost King is ever on guard,  always watching lest an
intruder en­ter  and mar or track his wonderful  garden, even at night
his beat leads  around up and down the long straight  rows of snow
diamonds.  Far into the night ceaselessly, tire­lessly  the Frost King
cuts the price­less  gems after the fashion of the  stars and sets
them in the smooth  white coverlet of the stars and sets  them in the
smooth white coverlet of  Mother Earth's bed.  This morning as the sun
weaves a  golden web so intricate in its design,  over the peaceful valley,
a shadow  falls across the surface of the snow,  we look up and see a
man—a young  man we judge from his apeparance,  standing in the
parted bushes at the  forest's edge.  At last he has found the place.  What
lies before hime we cannox  tell, only as we see a look of grim
de­termination  written in his face, but  we believe as we have always
be­lieved  what such a pilgrimage might  bring.  We watch him as he
stands in mute  contemplation of the task before him  —for it is a
task, perhaps it may take  him a day, maybe a year, but it does  not matter
when compared to his tri­umphant  return.  The harvest begins.  As the
last rays of the setting sun  are leaving long streaked finger stains  in
the western sky, a sigh escapes the  lips of the man as he glances at the 
bag beside him. From its dark folds*  a faint glimmer of a single diamond 
—a day's labor.  All too soon a day goes, the sun  sets, the shadows
come, the birds  sleep, and God shuts the gates of  today, and lets down
the bars that  lead into the golden path of oppor­tunity  away to the
fields of another  tomorrow.  To our hero time is nothing, and  day by day
we see him hurrying up  and down over the snow field gather­ing  the
fruits of the nightly work of  the Frost King. It is not for us to  ask
about his food, or his clothing or  shelter, for only in his work are we 
interested, we, too, anxious for the day  of his departure to come.  A year
passes.  hTe season is ever the same in tlit  Valley of the Magic Diamonds,
the  aged king ever working that the har-  Mr. K.rohn?s Classes in Folk
Dancing  vest might never cease. The man  wavers not. The future rises up
be­fore  him and lures him on. In the  field we see no change, even
the noon­day  sun does not blunt the sharp  points of the diamonds. 
Ten years have gone.  Time has not passed even this man  by for his once
black hair appears to  have been touched by the soft white  brush of the
Frost King, and he does  not step so briskly as he once did.  Twenty years.
 The leather pouch is full, the string  is tied, and a heavy burden it
seems  to the litle old man as he stoops pain­fully  to shoulder it.
The stinging cold  of the early morning is no less icy in  the warm sun as
he rises with the  same bright rays as those of twenty  years ago.  The
glittering field, always replen­ished  is just as beautiful since the 
loss of even one bag of the tiny  sparklers, stands ready to comfort the 
next traveler.  A thin streaked beard covers the  once handsome face, now
so sunken  and wrinkled, and the top of the hill  seems ever so far away to
the weak  tottering figure struggling so brave­ly  und'er the haevy
load. At the top  of the hill he stops for some rest but  not for long, for
far away beyond an­other  range of hills lies his homeland  and with
thoughts of the -tomorrow he  hurries on.  The next hill marks the entrance
t*.  a summerland—a land of trees and  flowers and birds—a
wonderful land  for the man but not for the diamonds,  for as soon as the
warm breath of the  summer fairy touches them, they  fade away as summer
fades into win­ter,  leaving only the limp bag on the  bent shoulders
of the weary man.  It is night. The bowed heads of the  dark pines as they
chant misereres  echo against the purple hills and back  again into the
heart of the silent trav­eler  as he sits alone.  Here the story
ends—only because  a life ends.  The outstretched arms of the
far­away  city will never be filled, for deep  in the heart of the
forest the trees  keep silent watch, murmuring to them­selves  the
story of a life spent in the  harvest of snow diamonds.  THE POWERS OF
EDUCATION  The Old Way.  Say, loidy, I am hungry, and m gt;.  pants is full
o' slits;  Me shoit is black and doity, and me  benny's on de fritz.  I
chopped a side-door Pullman in dat  boig called San Jose,  And hit de trail
for Seattle, 'cause I'm  alius on me way.  I got de roamin' fever, an' I
got it  good and strong.  So I'll grab de East bound rattler, and  I'll
ramble right along.  But before I hit de grit mum, on dat  string of empty
"flats,"  Could yer spare some extry eats, mum  for de linin' uv me slats. 
The New Way.  Dear madam, this intrusion is uncalled  for, I'll admit; 
It's a social obligation, as from place  to place I flit,  I stop to hold
these tete-a-tetes. (I hope  you'll excuse  The fringe upon my trousers and
my  old, discrepit shoes.)  My exterior is frowsy, but it hides an  honest
heart—  A heart that yearns to praise you for  your culinary art. 
So, if you've any edibles to give me  er I go,  Remember Epictetus Brown,
the Edu­cated  Bo!  Some of the degrees from the Hobo  College will
probably be: D.D., "Dus­ty  and Dilapedated"; L.L.D., "Deni­zens 
of the Long Lane"; B.A., "Amb­ling  Bo"; M.D., "Devourer of
Mulli­gans."  TO LEAVE FOR  On or about the first of August 1st 
Division No. 3 of the Naval Militia  located at Bellingham will embark to 
the training station on the University  campus at Seatle for a period of
three  to six months training, after this train­ing  the men will be
assigned to var­ious  ships of the United States navy.  At this
station will be 800 young men  from the larger cities of Washington  and
Oregon. Among these eight hun­dred  men will be many Normal men  and
ex-Normal men. Undoubtedly  others will enlist before this goes to  press
but the following were those  that were able to pass the rigid
exami­nation  given by the naval examiner,  and will wear one of Uncle
Sam's sail­or  uniforms next month: Leonard An-stett  '17, Paul Mescke
'16, Ed Nattrass  '15, Albert Hennes '17, Delbert Hen-ness  '16, Lytton
Swartz '15, John Dav­enport  '17, Forrest Beck '17, Edward  Kongsle
'15, Bertram Foster '17, Ce­cil  Folsom '17, Ira Miller ex-16,
Ken­neth  Lewis ex-18, John Bay ex-17,  Forrest Breakey '16, Clare
Altman '17,,  Fred Gemmel '18, George Smith ex-17^.  SOMEWHERE SOMEWHERE 
It is raining on the river and the sky-is  low and grey; "  It is raining
in the timber, it's a dis­mal  sort of day.  But a fellow shouldn't
holler, though  the day is dark and drear;  For it's always raining
somewhere—  and it happens to be here. ;  Somewhere else the sun
• is shining,  somewhere else the world is glad;  Somewhere else
they're having weath­er  of the sort we wish we had.  Sometimes, maybe
right tomorrow,  sun will shine and skies will clear;  For it's always
shining somewhere—  it may happen to be here!  —Douglas
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8  DEMOCRACY IN  EDUCATION  Education has not been democratic.  Originally
education was for the few  the aristocratic class. The courses of  study
were planned by the aristocratic  class. Children were not prepared foi 
life but for the next grade and finally  for a degree. However, of late
years  actual control of education in the Unit­ed  States has been
approaching that  of democracy, for the people have been  demanding
education for the masses,  rathr than for the few. The courses  have been
broadened and increased.  We have so far broken away from the  old school
that now in order to com­plete  all the courses offered at
Har­vard  one would have to attend for 400  years.  Administration is
fast becoming  democratic. An ideal superintendent  no longer is the
autocrat. The schools  where the teachers have almost no  liberty of choice
but must follow only  the superintendent's plans are fast  decreasing. More
and more superin­tendents  are realizing that far better  results are
obtained if the teachers  are asked to make suggestions as to  general
plans and in the end be al­lowed  to use their own initiative in 
carrying out the chosen plans. In  many schoolrooms the same plan is 
carried out betwen teacher and pupils.  Incidental and Formal Education. 
If you do something to any living  thing, whether human being, plant, or 
animal, there is a reaction. Therefore  school education is only a small
part  of a child's education for each chila  is being educated every hour
he is  awake. Something is continually hap­pening  and there is always
some reac­tion.  How untrue then is that state­ment  that a child
in the first grade  doesn't know anything.  Formal education is special
instruc­tion  given for future use. Incidental  education is going on
at the same time  as formal education and it trains one  rto meet the
situations of life as they  : appear. Most of a child's education  vbefore
entering school is incidental.  iChildren instinctively walk when the  need
for it arises. An artificial course  in walking is a poor substitute for 
nature's course. Children experiment  with both walking and talking and
in­cidentally  learn much.  Teaching methods are ever chang­ing. 
At present much that is learned  in manual training is incidental. A  child
makes something he wants to  and while so doing incidentally learns  how to
use many tools. So in all edu­cation  there is much incidental learn 
ing. Might it not be possible to learn  even many more things incidentally?
 A certain class of young men was  given the following test: One-half the  
lt;;lass was given the numbers from sev­enteen  to fifty-three to
multiply by  seven. They practiced multiplying ten  THE WEEKLY MESSENGER, 
minutes a day for ten days. They re­ferred  to the key at any time.
The  other group was given the key for the  same numbers. They studied the
key  ten minutes a day for five days and  then practiced multiplying
without the  key for the next five days. After an  interval of ten days it
was found the  first group which had incidentally  learned the products
could write forty-six  correct products in two minutes  while the second
group could only  write forty products. The same exper­iment  when
tried in the fifth grade  with the lower tables showed an even  greater
difference in favor of the  incidental education.  Economic Education. 
Thrift is one division of efficiency.  Children can incidentally learn the 
use and value of money very early.  They can easily learn how money is 
procured and that it is a means by  which we get what we want. Threvj 
fourths or nine-tenths of our criminal-ites  are due to the failure to
realize,  that we must pay for what we get.  Money represents that a proper
 amount of effort has been put forth  and also represents the satisfactoin
to  be obtained.  While the pioneer had to plan in the  spring for his
Thanksgiving turkey  and pumpkin pie the modern man buys  both at the
market the night before  Thanksgiving. Money therefore makes  forethought
less necessary.  If a child is given all the money he  wants he does not.
learn its value. If  he has to ask every time he spends a  cent he does not
learn how to spend  money. The child who owns a pig,  cares for it and
feeds it and then has  to turn the money over to his father  gets a false
idea of honesty. The boy  who owns a pis and gets all the profits  after
his father has cared for the pig  gets a false idea of life. A child should
 have a limited amount of money and  learn by experience how to best ust 
it. With respect to the boy and pig  problem the boy should have complete 
charge of the pig and get the com­plete  profits. Then he should learn
 by experience how to best use the  money.  For some years the demand has 
been made for a more practical meth  od of teaching arithmetic.
Consequent­ly  problems in fencing, house furnish­ing,  roofing,
etc., have been intro­duced  and modernized. Yet a better  system is
possible. Instead of finding  the cost of roofing a house with a
cer­tain  material, permit the child to dis­cover  the best kind
of roofing, the  most economical and then the work is  practical.  Moral
Education.  A child has many moral situations  before he goes to school.
The most  essential portion of moral training  should be
incidental—the reaction  from some moral situation. Many
par­ents  and teachers make the situation  so difficult that the
result is bad. One  should handle the situations so that  the child will
choose the right mode of  action.  Most of the mistakes of life are an 
attempt to escape paying the neces­sary  price whether dealing with
money  SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1917.  or morals. The best moral training  is to
learn to pay the price in every  situation. The parent who ever shields 
the child from punishment or pain  which is the inevitable result of the 
child's own wrong doing is depriving  that child of the moral training
right­fully  his.  Let the child learn what kind of  actions bring
good results and what  kind brings the opposite results. Nat­ural 
punishments and rewards are far  more advantageous than artificial  ones.
However, President Hyde says  that artificial punishment is the
kind­est  thing you can do if by giving it you  emphasize a present
experience and  ward off a natural punishment which  would have been too
severe. Yet if this  method is used at all times the truth  will be
obscured and the child has had  no opportunity to face the truth, the  good
and the evil and the results of  both. Only by knowing the truth and  the
results of the right or wron^  course can a child be strengthened  morally.
 I R E TEACHERS  AND THEIR LOCATION  Frank Alexander, Ferndale  Bertha
Anderson, Silverdale.  Doris Anderson, Orcas Island.  Agnes Bailey, Grace,
Wash.  Bertha Banks, North Bellingham.  Mary Beckstrom, Edmonds.  Esther
Bolander, Lynden.  Margaret Bressler, Centralia.  Grace Brower, Assistant
nurse at  Normal.  Louise Buchanan, Coupeville.  Irene Brown, Lummi.  Olive
Coates, Glenoma.  Alice Daily, McKenna.  John Davenport.  Floy DeVine,
Glendale.  Lula Diekhoff, Blaine.  Margret Dillion, University of
Wash­ington.  Florence Dodge, Tacoma.  Mrs. R. Davis, Elma, R. F. D. 
Selma Dyven, Wilber.  Helen Egan, Anderson Island.  Margaret Ingle,
Enumclaw.  John Estes, Bow.  Martha Flow, Lebain.  Cecil Folsom,
Sedro-Woolley.  Roy Meek, Blanchard.  Anna I unagan, Pomeroy.  Grace
Foster, near Ephrata.  Grace Dowling, Krupp. i  Ella Peterson, Pine City.
''  Olga Hagen, East Sound.  Floyd Beardslee, Olympia.  Marvel Miller, near
Entiat.  Mr. Brandriff, Raymond.  Abbery Prudence, Anacortes.  lone Abbot,
Bellingham.  Elsie Cunningham, East Sound.  Nell Dawson, Astoria, Ore.  May
Dean, Olympia.  Marie Auckland, Sultan.  Laura Bradbury, Port Angeles. 
Mildred Dufrane, Lowell, Belling  ham.  Edith Ferguson, Everson.  Josephine
Foley, Marysville.  Ellen Larson, South Bend.  Florence Laughlin,
Snohomish.  Sara Lopp, Enumclaw.  Lorna Lowery, Chehalis.  Grace McGugan,
Blaine.  Flora McWilliams, Madras, Ore.  Carrie Nagley, Eastonville. 
Florence Olson, Greenbank.  Delia Pearce, Maytown.  Anna Peterson, Samish
Island.  Byrdee Poland, Carrolls.  Frances Reedy, Edison.  Mrs. Richard,
Bellingham.  Nellie Risk, Neppel.  Frances Sheehan, Norman.  Gertrude
Smith, Seattle.  Sara Somers, Orcas.  Lottie Turkington, Wenatchee. 
Winifred Wadsworth, Tacoma.  Frances Walter, Pe Ell.  Gene Wellhouse,
Prairie.  Gladys White, Alger.  Lillian White, Eagle Gorge.  Violet White,
Elgin.  Bernice Wright, Olympia.  Frrances Walsh, Leavenworth.  Madge Ware,
Bellingham.  Frank Bowen, Quinault.  Cecelia Miller, Chelan.  Ruth E.
Ewing, Snohomish.  Viola Kirschstein, Petersburg, Alaa  ka.  Mabel M.
Plank, Lynden.  Margaret G. Anderson, Wilson Creel  Muella A. Gendron,
Toppenish.  Marion Daubenspeck, Hollywood.  Mrs. Leila E. Caron, Castle
Rock.  Claude Henderlite, Kent.  Beryle Ring, Sunnyside.  Clara Behnke,
Grandview.  Dora Bell, Buckley.  Mae Robinson, Forrest School.  Donald
Croy, Grate City.  "I was out motoring the other day.  "So?"  "Yes; and I
came to a river, bi  could find no means of getting m  machine across." 
'Well, what did you do?"  "O, I just sat down and thought  over."—Ex.
 Phillip M.: "I hear Johnny Mill*  has broken several records."  Beck: "No;
has he; on the track,  suppose?"  Philip M.: "No; on the Victrola." 
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DEANS OF  Notes from the conference of Dean   of Women, held in Portland,
Ore., July  15.  After listening to lengthy ana  learned discussions upon
Preparea  ness and Conservation, the Deans of  Women agreed to stress the
importance  of the following topics among the  women of their several
schools: •  1. Physical fitness.  2. Mental poise and adaptability. 
3. Personal and public economy.  4. Intelligent consideration of
pub­lic  interests, labor laws, child welfare,  etc.  5. Actual war
service.  6. Preservation of American ideals.  1. Every woman should build
up a  better body. Women have no endur­ance,  not because they are
women,  but because they are not physically  fit. Dr. Ravenhill, formerly
lecturer  in the University of London, deplores  the condition of over-work
in Ameri­can  universities, and the minor ail­ments  among
students. She declares  that in addition to all her college  work, the
American girl insists upon  more social life than her sister who  "just
stays at home." The women or  the University of Washington have  pledged
themselves to retire at 10:30  next year and to take breakfast
regu­larly.  Some 'me hundred and fifty-nine  of these same students
took the war-emergency  course but many were re­jected  because of bad
feet, therefore,  French heels will be tabooed on the  campus next year. 
2. Women should learn to ward off  Tiysteria. Blues and all cases of 
"nerves" are abnormal. In this great  crisis, we are under moral
obligations  to be cheerful. If our brothers must  go to the front, they
will have enough  to endure without our adding to their  heart ache by
undue demonstration.  3. We heartily indorse the gospel  of the clean plate
and recommend the  meatless and wheatless days, however,  we protest
against the economy of es­sential  foods. Rather would we
elim­inate  silk stockings for everyday wear.  The difference in cost
between the  price of silk hose and good lisle is sev­enty-  five
cents and that would buy a  pair of good woolen sox for a soldier.  We
recommend that shoes be repaired  and clothes be mended and that all 
discarded clothing, if at all usable, be  put at the disposal of some
committee  on relief.  5. Let us learn to temper enthus­iasm  with
judgment. Imagine a slen­der  slip of a girl stopping a burly  farmer
at his plow and saying:  "Please, sir. I have come to relieve  you, in
order that you may go to the  front." Let us learn to do the tasks  at hand
to the very best of our ability.  And let us learn to give. Our neigh  bors
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7  7  ing noble sacrifices; the school child­ren  of Los Angeles are
adopting whole  families of French children. If the  boys and girls of the
West knew that  the children of Serbia and Armenia  were starving, what
would they not  do? • The children of Lynn, Mass.,  have raised-
$2,600 since they organ­ized  as The Children of America's  Army of
Relief. In addition to the  more common means of earning mon­ey, 
these children collect and sell old  newspapers and rubbers, tin-foil,
rags,  bottles and metals.  6. The women of our schools and  colleges have
a grave responsibility  in preserving the American ideals for  which our
forefathers lived and died.  Chief of these is the single standard.  If
there is a little camp beside a  bridge or tunnel, the immediate need  of a
steady hand is great. Loneliness,  home sickness, nerve tension weakeu 
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 7 i  the moral fiber of camp life; excite­ment,  curiosity, natural
and patriotic  admiration of the national uniform at­tract  alike the
unsophisticated girls of  'teen age and the women who have  ceased to love
virtue. Our women may  provide reading material, fruits, and  soldiers'
kits, but greater than these  is an opportunity for wholesome
recre­ation  and entertainment for the en­campment.  MY NORMAL
GIRL.  A Song We Sing on Picnics.  She's going to be my wife.  Soto voce:
How in the world did you  find that out?  She told me so.  She goes to all
the games,  With all the other dames,  I furnish all the change  I'm
telling you.  Chorus:  When I grow older, then,  I will grow bolder, then 
Close to my shoulder, then  I will hold her.  Chorus:  My girl's a
hula-ba-loo,  She goes to Normal too,  She wears the white and blue,  I'm
telling you.  Chorus: And in my future life,  Chinese Puzzle.  How did Dr.
Nash cross the log ax  the falls on Mt. Baker trail, last Sat­urday?
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MOVEMENT  The value of the club movement  may be considered from two points
 of view. First, economically—  whether it will pay in dollars and 
cents and second, educationally and as  an educative process.  One of the
incentives held out to  the boy in the organization of a  "club" is that it
is a money making  enterprise. The results achieved so  far have fully met
the promises held  out.  In any kind of club, pig, corn, poul­try  or
canning, the economic aims are  to conserve waste, make the good
bet­ter,  increase production and realize  profits where little or
none existed be-  - gt;re. ' In such enterprises as canning  uit or raising
a pig the child's profit   gt;mpared to his investment is large.  is plant
costs litle, his capital is  small, his labor is his own, and his  selling
price is nearly fc'is profit. On  this basis of capital and labor no $10,- 
000 or $1,000,000 conporation can com­pete  with him. The value of
teaching  the child the value of money by earn­ing  it has its
economic phase. Habits  of saving and thrift are being incul­cated 
that will in after life be decid­ing  factors in his financial success
or  failure.  Educationally, the nature of the  movement and the methods of
carry­ing  it out conform to sound psycho­logical  principles. It
is directly con­nected  with the experiences of the  aild and with his
home activities. It  . a means of self-activity, an oppor-mity  for
self-expression and a de-slopment  by doing.  The movement signifies
"care,"—a  word that lies at the foundation of oui  civilization. The
effect upon the feel­ings  and emotions of having some­thing  to
care for in early life is a prob­lem  of deep significance. When we 
are reminded that less than one per  cent of over eight hundred prisoners 
at Walla Walla (report of warden)  had never during their childhood  owned
and cared for a pet or animal  of any kind, its significance becomes 
apparent.  The idea of ownership is a large  factor in developing a boy's
potential  possibilities. He may be thought not  to have much
responsibility until pos­session  of something worthk brings it  out,
and that responsibility finds ex­pression  in bringing out a different
 kind of bearink in the boy in his look,  his step, his appearance. The
boy's  attitude towards work and farm life  may be changed. His view-point 
towards chores, such as feeding th*  pigs, may be different if he owned 
them than if he fed them because he  was told to do so. A direct interest 
in the farm problems will tend to keep  him on the farm. He will not be so 
anxious to go to the city to earn mon-  Gointf* U.p lt;  i o w n?  \tf* U.^
 Our Annual Picnic  ey if he can be shown how to make  money at home.  It
will teach co-operation and in a  way that is very real to him. The  word
"club" has in it the idea of co­operation  He must co-operate with 
some one if he succeeds, and this he  learns early.  It will also be a
means of closer co­operation  between the school and the  home. They
will be brought into  closer touch with each other. The ac­tivities 
of the school room will be  transferred to the activities of the  field or
kitchen where the home will  share with the school in its function  as a
directive agency of childhood. If  the movement will bring these two 
forces together it will be worth all  the effort put into it.  Dr. Claxton,
in an address at the  Normal in 1915, stated that the solu­tion  of
the rural school problem lay,  not in consolidation, not in
centrali­zation,  but in the longer tenure of po­sition  of the
rural teacher, in the  teacher-cottage plan, in the twelve  months pay
basis, in making the rural  teacher's life directors and real factors  in
community development.  The movement also opens up a field  of operation to
supplement book-knowledge.  The boy will use his  knowledge gained in
agriculture by  going out and making practical use of  it, instead of
merely reading his les­son  and passing his examination. He  will
perhaps remodel the chicken coop  or build a new one according to club 
ideals, instead of stopping at making  match scratchers and beautiful
chairs.  The girls in their cooking, canning or  sewing clubs will carry
home the  teaching learned in the school rooru  for practical application. 
In conclusion, it keeps busy idu  hands and brains at a time when they 
most need to be kept busy, and in an  environment that in its socializing
in­fluence  can hardly be estimated. We  have too long been educating
child­ren  in an environment of inactivity  and then expecting them to
go out an lt;?  function in a life of activity. Who can  say that a half
dozen girls canning  fruit or the boys in their club enter-prizes  are not
learning to function in  life or are not acquiring values of  themselves
and of others? If "social  efficiency is to be an ai mof educa  tion the
schools must be connected up  with the everyday experiences of the  child
which will in turn lead to his  life activities. —F. C. B.  "Oh
Smith! We-ah-do you think our  skirts will be alright? We left thei,  in
the train." Several pairs of eyes  belonging to bloomer-garbed fair sex 
looked pleadingly up into the face of  the president of the Students'
Asso­ciation.  "Why, I guess—that is the train  stays here all
day," he replied doubt­fully.  Meanwhile many skirt-clad damsels 
besiege the Glacier ticket office and  shortly blossom forth in bloomers 
ready for flight.  Suddenly, a cry: "Oh. I left my skirt  in the ticket
office. What if it should  be closed when we come back?  Supplementary
cries of "So did I,  So did I," "and I" were heard and a  second siege on
the ticket office took  place.  "Oh! I'll be here tonight, don't fret," 
came from the ticket agent.  In various directions they disap­peared 
. Their voices gradually died  away in the distance.  Nor were they seen or
heard in Gla.  cier until approximately 7:00 p. m.,  when from every
direction girls  swarm like rats, hurrying and scurry­ing  in spite of
weariness for fear of  being left.  Such a disheveled sight! Some had  barn
doors torn in their stockings;  pinned together with safety pins;  soles
tied to uppers with string; once  snowy middies—Well! really for the 
laundry, and so one might enumerate  indefinitely. No wonder they wanted 
their skirts at once.  But hark! What is the matter?  "The ticket office is
closed," comes  one agonized cry after another, "What  shall we do?"  The
ticket agent meanwhile calmly  took in the situation. The ladies in 
question settled down in resigned de­spair.  Then he unlocked the
office  and hurriedly found for himself a safe  corner, aware that in a few
seconds  skirts would begin to fly about.  Bill Nobles played the cavalier
on  the home stretch by rescuing a skirt  from the wayside brambles, thus
en­dearing  himself in the heart of the  owner indefinitely.  Yet bear
with me! On Monday fol­lowing  our venerable Carlton, slowly  and
painfully gained his feet, with  this startling announcement, "The tide 
came in Saturday and in its wash I  discovered some lost article. The 
owner may get these on request in  room 218."  Skirts! Ah, me!  —C. 
Table number Ten, at the dormitory  dining hall was vacant on Tuesday
ev­ening  at dinner time. Those who have  been holding regular
meetings around  this board during this summer session  had gathered at
Rockey Point for a  beach party.  The painstaking efforts of the
kitch­en  chemisct soon resulted in a roaring  fire and shortly after
in a series of  delectable compounds, the products oi gt;  his skill in his
improvised laboratory.  After dinner speaking consisted of a  series of
nonsensical limericks by the  official Poet Laureate of Table Ten.  An
hour's ride on the rolling waters  of the bay in a pleasant launch
fitting­ly  rounded out the enjoyable evening.
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assembly there  be called to  To the N. E. A. convention,  Ten of our
faculty went  They started with every intention  That their time would be
properly  spent.  When the great convention had end­ed  And back to
the Normal they came  In assembly as they had intended  They gave an
account of the same.  By some pre-arrangement they  found  That a three
minute talk would be  fair  If the speaker by then had his  efforts not
crowned  They'd stop him right there in mid  air.  Ten measures of talk
were sent,  they say,  From Heaven and the women took  nine,  But we smiled
 that day  As each man had to  time.  Mr. Klemme was first to tell what 
he'd seen  Of the places which he thought were  best  Of highways and
byways o'er which  he had been  From the river to the top of the  crest. 
He also said on the crest was a  tower  And he told how the city streets
McKowan  wind Don't you think it was  By this time he had us well under
crime  his power To give a man lhat subject then  But Mr. Bever called
time. make him sit down  Miss Keeler said they were well When he'd spoke
but three minute*  entertained of time?  That Portland of graces disposes
Citizenship was tilt subject  How the city deserves the glory Miss Morse
chose  she'd gained In a capable way she told  As a wonderful garden of
roses How the oath of .oilegiance was giv-  Mr. Bever attempted to tell
what he en to those  could Who'd renounced their country of  Of the
standing rf Normal schorls old.  T enms Sharks.  And tires that always went
flat  Did not disturb lusr or else she fof-got  All which was unpleasant of
that.  Politics was the topic by Professor  almost a  While someone cutside
was "knock­ing  on wood"  With the noisesc k-nd of tools.  We have a
suip.i" en, he stepped  'round the town  He has many frionds who were 
there  Dr Nash inl erf erred and soon sac  him down  In a secretary's canr.
 Miss Baker informed us that sne  inisse'i nor lunch  When she strayed
t»om the city to*  far  She must have been out with a ju­dicial 
bunch  When she rode in the mayor's car.  They had a break down to her
dis-maj  As they watched the sun sink in the  skies  They heard tinkling
cow-bells sorn lt;b  distance away  As they waited to see the sun rise. 
Tales of Alaska and a day that wav.  hot  hands  And the very same journey
make.  Last but not least was our own Dr.  Nash  He told how men of
position  Introduced the speakers from under  the lash  Known to us as the
Belgian Com­mission.  He said in his memory he always  would keep 
This day of days as a token  He told with much feeling of him  that he
heard speak  In our own English language, though  broken.  How the speaker
was cheered as  Old Glory he waved  'Neath the allies' flags, all unfurled,
 He said that the blood of Belgium  amid had saved  Freedom to all of the
world.  We stood while we sang "My Coun­try  'Tis of Thee"  In a
patriotic way informal  All glad that we live in the land of  the free  And
are students of Bellingham Nor­mal.  and dragged outside the hive of
legit­imate  industry. Twelve really live  men are worth more to a
town gener­ally  than a round full thousand of  such useless material
that lays around  like rubbish in a rushing stream that  is aching and
foaming to turn mills  and factories. Yes, live men bless and  dead men
curse a town.  LIFE OF A TOWN  With flags in their  shouts and cheers 
Grey-haired men and some young  Miss Morse said she struggled to  keep back
her tears  When the Star Spangled Banner was  sung.  Next came Miss
Woodard, our lov­able  dean,  With a message which sounded
be­ware  Of waste, and the warnings please  hold in esteem It takes
live men to make a live  Which bid us of food stuffs take town. Dead men
are only fit to inhabit  c a r e_ cemeteries. If they are really decent- 
She earnestly urged us at least once ly dead, dead all over, we tenderly  a
week la v them away in the sleep of the  If we'd help bear the world's
great tomb, but if they are only dead in all  load enterprise and spirit,
outside of the  To abstain from grain and also from narrow limits of their
own selfishness,  m e a t , and yet persist in walking around,  Till we
reach the turn in the road, moving their calloused hearts and  Mr. Ewing
told of a beautiful trip consiences where real business is  Of the Falls
and American Lake wont to pulse and throb with vigor  We would all be happy
to take his they are really like the drone bees, in  tip the way until they
are stung to death  The echoes fn?m the N. E. A.  reached B. S. N. S.
during assembly  hour Tuesday, July 17, when each fac­ulty  member who
had attended the  Portland meeting briefly discussed  some phase of the
work there. While  the main topic of the N. E. A. was  'War," yet there was
time for visits,  joy rides, banquets and interesting lec­tures  and
discussions on different  phases of school work.  Members of Mr. Hoppe's
class in  School Entertainments presented in a  very pleasing manner "The
House of  the Heart" at Wednesday's assembly.  It was a morality play
personifying  Love, Industry, Cheerfulness, Envy,  Vanity, Lady Gossip,
Grumble, Lazi­ness  and Quarrelsomeness.  Mr. Epley gave an
illustrated lecture  on Mt. Baker and points of interest  there. Many
familiar landmarks werw  recognized by those who made the tri  to Baker
July 14.  One could almost imagine himse  in Argentina so realistic were
the pic  tures of the cock and bull fights which  were shown Friday at
students' hour  by Dr. Burnet.
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a beautiful Day in early auv  umn. The sun was shining Wright out  bright
from the clouds.  As he drove up to Her house his  heart beat high with
hope and expec­tancy.  He was a Hale, hearty Young  Mann, full of
vigor and Ginger. His  Dodge was new. He had on a new  Brown suit and a new
Gray hat. In  Short, He was a well dressed, well  Groom-ed Young Mann.  She
was in the Garden and was ex­pecting  Him, for She knew He was a t 
her Beck and call, yet she did not let  her faithful Knight know
this—and as  her maid announced him, She pretend­ed  to Reid her
volume of Pope—even  reading a Passage over and over—She  spoke
for a. moment with the Gard­ener,—  thus keeping Him waiting to 
make the Bond between them strong­er.  However, in due time She went
in to  greet him. She was a Short, Petite  woman, barely out of her 'teens,
with  the Bloom of health upon Her cheeks.  Her eyes were Ballou, her hair
''Red."  She had the De Vine beauty of her  English mother, and was as
Witte as  her father who was a Squire from  Ireland. Being an only child
She  filled a Longfelt want in that house­hold.  After greetings were
exchanged He  asked her if She cared to try his new  Dodge. She gave her
consent, hastily  packed a lunch, donned her hat and  fastened her Vail
with a Sterling Pinn.  They took their Coates Witham, and  started.  The
Carr was in perfect order, but  Owen to the fact that He was a new  Driver,
their course was not always  straight.  They left the Tawne far behind and 
soon were traveling over delightful  country Rhodes, lined with Platts of 
grass, trees and meadows. They  passed a Stubblefield where a Robin,  a
Finch and a Martin were picking up  the fallen wheat which the Workmen  had
failed to Garner, and a stray Lamb  was trying to Jump over the Gates  into
the field beyond, while a Shep-hard  was trying to Marshall it up the 
Banks opposite.  As they neared the Lake a Partridge  flew out from behind
a Bush on the  Shore and was closely followed by a  Fowler who was out on a
Hunt, with  a Gunn.  They passed a farm where the men  were all ready to
Plough the fields  for their winter's wheat crop, ant-  Drew up on the
Rockey, Pebly edge of  the Lake, where they were to have  lunch. He got
Wood and built a fire,  and She soon had the chicken on to  Fry over a hot
Cole.  This tasted very good in the Graham  sandwiches. They had
Rice—Custard  and Green Gage plums for dessert,  and Welch graps
juice to drink. They  ate and ate, even to the last Almond,  till there was
not a Crum left. They  could not have been Fuller.  About an hour after
they had Eaton  He proposed a walk through the Glen,  around at the end of
the Lake. It was  a beautiful winding path—overshad­owed  by
Burch and Elder, and bor­dered  with wild flowers of many  Hughes. 
Suddenly, as they were oposite an  old Cave, She stopped Short, screamed 
and threw herself into his arms. He  comforted her and smiling said, "It 
was neither a Fox nor a Wolfe; it was  only a White Herre dog, with Spotts 
on it. There must be a farmhouse  near."  Then as She started to draw away,
 He held her close and said, "My Little  Dove, I love you with all my
Soule—  I am a Potter of some renown, and my  Ames are high, but I
will devote my  life in trying to make you happy."  She was silent. It all
happened so  quickly and unexpectedly that she was  at a loss what to say. 
Her silence only impassioned him  to try once Moore to Pierce her heart  of
Stone.  "There is no price I am not willing  to pay." Then He proceeded to
Paint­er  a picture of the Holmes she could  have, the Jewells she
could buy, the  favors He could Grant her, and  through it all He used such
en-Deering  terms that she finally capitulated. It  was Dunn in such a
convincing way  that She consented and their Troth  being plighted, He
kissed her on the  Lipp as She murmured "I Everham  yours."  He wanted her
to name to-Morrow  as the Deigh but she demurred, though  She was Moore
than willing to talk it  over. They spent some time in dis­cussing 
various Parsons, and She ex­claimed,  "Oh, Millican act as Bestman. 
He's such a Merriman!"  On the way back to the Carr a  Storme came up and
it began to rain  and Hale—so she took off her hat and  tried to
Draper handkerchier over it  to keep it from becoming soaked. But  She
said, "I Cantwell cover it as my  hat is large and my handkerchief  small."
So He Tooker hat and put "it  under his coat."  They hastily climbed in and
started  towards home. As they drove West  along the Strand, the wind
Ballou and  piled the Sandhei. After a few Miles,  at the foot of a Little
Hill, the Carr  stopped, and He got out to see what  was the matter. There
was a Leek in  the carburettor and He couldn't get  the gas to Floe.  He
was a willing Workman, but the  rain became a regular Flood down the  back
of his neck. He began to Nash  his teeth and Hunt for a place of  shelter.
He pushed the Dodge over  by the side of the road and under some  Oakes and
looked around for help.  Just then a Ford was seen to Pick  its way through
the puddles. The  Driver was an old friend of hers, a  Baker from a nearby
Towne. She  Hail-ed him with "What a Boone!  Here is Mr. Cook, the Baker
from the  next Berg—maybe he can help us."  Mr. Cook was willing but
when he  saw that so litle a thing was wrong he  thought he would teach the
new Driv­er  a Kean lesson, so he pretended not  to know what was the
matter and  after Hammering around a bit said:  "I can't seem to locate
your trouble,  but I am willing to take you into  Towne."  He, our hero,
was torn between love  of his new Carr and love of Her—but  She
Jump-ed into Mr. Cook's Ford and  blithely rode home with him.  He sat in a
dosconsolate heap, star­ing  at his Dodge. Finally He said to  it,
"Well, Godlove you! You stick any-day!"  Just then He heard a donkey Bray 
and upon looking around discovered a  barn nearby. He Plough-ed across the 
Lee and up to the barn door—wherein  He saw a Mann trying to Currie a
coiv  pie of Gant Burrows.  The Mann looked up and said,  "Wall, I Swan!
What on Airth be ye  doin' here!"  He explained and asked the Mann  how
much he would charge to Wade  out into the Storme with his Burrows  and
haul his Dodge to Towne.  The Mann replied, "I Settle many a  problem like
that. What do ye Offer-man?"  He said, " you a Mason, if so I  ought
to get it Dunn cheaper, because  I am too."  But the Mann replied, "I
Arnott!"  Then, said He, "Well, Come, get me  out of here. I am not a good
Walkei:,  besides by Corns are Eakin, and I will  give you the last Bean I
have."  So with many Agee and haw they  arrived safely.  But as He Mount-ed
the stairs to his  Chambers, his faith in womanhood  was shattered. She had
proven un­true—  had basely deserted him in his  hour of need.
With Marks of sorrow  upon his brow, He soliloquized to him­self,  "I
am in despair! Shall I take  strychnine Pilz? No. Oh, If I had only  had a
Winchester, I'd have Shotter.  But if I had I'd be filled with re-Morse 
and Parish too. No! No! Maybe I can  think of a Righter way. Let the dead 
past Berry its dead, I will not Howell!  I Wilcut her from my memory! There
 Willoughby other girls and other Som-ers.  I am Young! Let Her marry the 
Baker. He probably will teach her the  value of Calouri and loaf and She
will  Herrett till She will be tired of it and  wish She had not deserted
me. This  shall be my revenge."  Thus He decided to Stryker from  his heart
and life, and it was not  many Weeks before He was driving  out to Wynne
the Little Welsh girl  who lived next door.  One bright sunny Deigh He
Tooker  to the Church and the Sexton rung the  wedding Bell and "they lived
happily  ever afterwards." —C.C.C.  ALUMNI MEET AI  N.E.A.  On the
closing day of the N. E. A.  session at Portland a number of for­mer 
students of this institution met  for a social good time in the Washing 
ton headquarters of the Multnomat.  Hotel. Among those present were:  Emma
T. Clanton, 314 West John  St., Portland, Ore.  Violet Johnson, 810
Belmont, Port­land.  H. L. McMahon, Bellingham.  Mabel McFadden,
Chehalis.  B. M. Davenport, Bellingham.  Ada Belle Holmes, 260 Blandena St.
 Portland.  Rose Winkleman, Wickersham Apt.,  Portland.  Frank W. Peterson,
White Salmon,  Wash.  Bertha E. Crawford, Tacoma.  Anna T. Smith,
Bellingham.  Era A. Franklin, Bellingham.  Merrie P. McGill, 4549 Brooklyn 
Ave., Seattle.  Edith R. Smith, 607 E 96th St., Ta­coma,  Wash.  L.
Lucile Pearson, 3902 No. 35, Ta­coma,  Wash.  Louise Atchison, 310
California Bdg.,  Tacoma, Wash.  H. R. York, Lake Stevens, Wash.  "What is
the capital of the Phillipine  Islands," asked the teacher of her 
geography class.  "Manila," answered the class in a  chorus.  "And of the
Sandwich Islands?" con­tinued  the teacher.  The class seemed
non-plussed until  little Harry shouted, "I know. If*.  Ham!"—Ex. 
"Are you interested in contemporary  history?"  "Not much. I am more
interested  in what is going on now."—Ex.  WE MAKE THE CLASS PINS 
1917 and 1918  AND ALL CLUB PINS  MULLER   ASPLUND  JEWELERS  To the Normal
School  104 E. HOLLY STREET  Next to 1 st. Nat. Bank  SOCIAL. Tjr^ri  The
Misses Marguerite and Teresa HORST FLORAL SHOP  Gordon entertained with a
week-ena The Leading Florist  house party last week at their sum- Opposite
American Theatre  mer home, Glen Cove, Lake Whatcom. y3QQ ^ ^g t phone 3 g6
 Mrs. W. H. Gordon acted as chaperon.
Weekly Messenger - 1917 July 28 - Page 13
THE WEEKLY MESSENGER, SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1917. 13   lt;5) ®  I
Organizations J   lt;s)® lt;sX!XsXS gt; lt;sXS®®^^  CABINET
GIRLS' HOUSE PARTY.  PHILOMAETHEAN NOTES.  The last Philomaethean gathering
of  the summer was held on Tuesday ev-  P r i c e s M o d e r a t e . Five
c o u r se  d i n n e r e v e r y e v e n i n g f r om 5 t o 8  a t 60c.
Six c o u r s e S u n d a y eve­n  i n g a t 75c  B a n q u e t s a n
d Dinners g o t t en  u p o n s h o r t n o t i c e . Tables may  a l w a y
s be r e s e r v e d by t e l e p h o n e.  ening of this week, at
Squalicum  beach. Was the water fine? As*  those who went in! The others
don't  know what they missed.  It was just a little warm when the  fM st to
arrive came to the selected  spot, but they were cooled off by cha,  ries,
an appetizer for supper supposed­ly  but judging by the quantity of
sup­per  they ate, they didn't need an appe­tizer.  And this
time, the right quan­tity  of everything was on hand, plenty  of
weinies, sandwiches, beans, cake,  fruit, salad, and marshmallows. 
Everyone hated to think that was  tl-.e last picnic, but we shall all get
to­gether  and have another one—next  summer, perhaps.  The
night of July 19th the Y. W. C.  A. Cabinet girls attended a house  party
as guests of Myrl Davis, Vice-  President of the Y. W. C. A. If you  -want
to get the sentiment of the meet­ing  ask Mina Merrick. She went out 
in the boat after it. If you want to  travel light and still have plenty,
see  Myrl Davis. She fixed it up with the  conductor. If you wish first
lessons in  frying chops ask Miss Sperry, she has  a "Greasian Degree." As
to things  that walk and talk at night Miss Morse  is an authority. If you
never have  played Peter and Paul and wish u»  know the rules ask
Helen Herbert and  Lucile McGhee. Lessons in rowing  can be secured from
Ella Peterson and  Gladys Miller. They each had an oar  in. If you would
like an official guide  for any of your jaunts or trips Eda  William's
services can be secured at  reasonable rates. A salad and a cup  of coffee
are reasonable terms. Sally  Lopp, being the last one in at night,  having
missed the car, was the first  out of bed next morning, this proving  the
"last shall be first and the first  shall be last." Making coffee or
start­ing  electric engines Cassie Cales has a  master's degree.
Further information  can be had upon application to an gt;  who were
present.  The suspense is over! For. dayt  the Yakima County Students had 
watched the bulletin board for some  clue to a mysterious picnic for
Tues­day  night. By the clever planning of  the Misses Thompson and
Behnke, it  continued to be a mystery from the  time the Club left the
Normal steps  until they reached home. They were  led unknowingly to their
destination  which proved to be Cornwall Park,  where they found the table
laden with  much to eat. Instead of toasts, unique  fortunes found under
each plate were  read.  After exploring the Park and play­ing  games,
the Club was taken by  auto stage home.  Since most of the members expect 
to teach in Yakima County, it was de­cided  to hold a reunion at
institute  this fall.  The Glacier trip was an enjoyable  one for the
Skagit County club, at  least those of its members that went  together. The
destination was Skyline  Ridge, and at any time during the aft­ernoon 
you could find a Skagitite toil­ing  upward. Some speed was
exhib­ited  along the trail the average being  one mile per hour!
About six mem­bers  reached the summit, said to be  6,400 feet
elevation.  The last club function will be a  picnic supper on the top of
Chuckanut  and watching the sunset from there.  Group Breakfast on
Chuckanut.  O L I V E E D E N S r  Of the English D e p a r t m e n t .
Miss E d e n s is official censor of t he  Messenger. She did not give her
consent to r u n n i n g this cut,  but we are u s i n g it for all t h a t
, even at t h e risk of b e i n g "censored  Nine "Early Risers" climbed
two-thirds  of the way to the top of Chucka­nut  to find a place to
thoroughly enjoy  their Sunday morning breakfast. Such  hot cakes were
never before tasted.  Who were the cooks? You'd have to  be one of the
party to know that. Sev­eral  became quite efficient "flopping 
flapjacks." After breakfast they fin­ished  their climb. When midday
ar  rived all preferred to remain at the  top of Chuckanut rather than
descend  in time for dinner at the hall.  So a couple of additional hours
were  spent before the descent was made.  YOUR FLAG AND MY FLAG.  Hotel
Leopold  Your Hag and my flag!  And how it flies today  In your land ami my
land  And half the world away!  11."se red and blood red  The stripes
fovovpr gleam;  Sncw white and soul white,  The good forefathers' dream; 
Sky blue and true Wue, with stars to  B learn aright—  The gloried
guidon of the day, a shel­ter  through the night!  Your flag and my
flag!  And, oh, how much it holds—  l o u r land and my land— 
Secure within its folds!  Your heart and my heart  Beat quicker at ths
sight;  V-v kissed and wind tossed,  Red and blue smd white.  Tne one flag,
the groat flag, the fla   for me and you.  Glorified all else beside, the
red and  white and blue!  Your flag and my f 1ap:  To every star and stripe
 The drums beat as hearts beat  And fifers shri'.'y i gt;n e!  Your flag
and my flag  To every star and stripe  The drums beat as hearts beat  And
fifers shrilly pipe!  Your flag and my flag  A blessing in the sky;  Your
hope and my hope—  It never hid a lie!  Home land and far land and
half the  world around,  Old Glory bears our glad salute and  ripples to
the sound!  —Wilbur D. Nesbit.  The Lewis County Social Club en 
joyed their last function of the sum­mer  at Squalicum Beach, Thursday
 evening, in the form of a Marshmallow  Toast and "Other Toasts," seasoned 
with vocal and instrumental music by  the club members.  The Club was
organized during this  summer with a membership of thirty-five.  The
present officers are:  President—Ellen Morris, of Klaber. 
Secretary—Blanch Brown, of Cen-tralia.  Mrs. Thatcher (choral
practice): "I  should be pleased if more of you would  sing the same note."
 Seen on Organization Board.  Notice to Lewis County Club Picnic:  "Bring
your own cup, and spoon  please."
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14 THE WHEKLY MESSENGER, SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1917.  Pacific Laundry 
Established 18S9,  Ellis Street  First Laundry in Whatcom  County.. We
stand for quality,  work and service. We have 2 7  years of experience. 
Far over the top of yon purple hill,  Far over the Emerald sea,  Far, far
away in a far-away land  To a land that was made for me.  There the white
sand gleams and the  moonlight streams  In a mist of glory on land and sea,
 And the pale-haired sea-things rise and  sing  In a frenzied burst of
glee.  In the shinning sand of my magic land  The pink shells glimmer and
gleam,  And from deep to high there's naught  to sigh  Or breathe that it's
all a dream/  —O.  i H.  A few definitions from the Normal 
dictionary:  The most democratic place at the  Normal—The front hall
about 12:45.  Common bond of sympathy—Teach­ing  assignment in
the training school.  The end ;of two perfect weeks—Mr.  Krohn's
departure.  A cosmopolitan display—The bulle­tin  board.  Just
the stuff to try the breath on—  The innumerable Normal stairs.  An
"A.'s" an "A" for a' that—Not  unless you learn the Highland Fling. 
(Latest dictum from Plays ana  Games.)  A much frequented place—Mail
box  in Registrar's office.  Solace—Three weeks more.  —E. B. 
END OF BILLEE GRAY  Dear Edtor:  I am glad Billee Gray awoke. No  doubt it
was a glad awakening. And  while she was in the process of coming  to her
senses, Ted was going home  with the proud consciousness of having  done a
good deed.  While he slept, the Fate that  watches over all good
anti-suffragists  came to him and said, "Rejoice, oh  favored among men,
for I bring to you  a great gift. From this moment, you  are a Superior
Being. You shall be  honored and protected by all. At your  beck shall come
(if he feels like it) K  benighted creature who shall pay  your street car
fares and buy your  luncheon. He shall attend with grace  to your slightest
wish for the mere  pleasure of being amused by you.  "He shall listen
patiently to your  questions and explain, out of his  knowledge, those
things which puzzle  you, for as a Superior Being, you have  henceforth no
use for your own mind.  "This is not all, for from this mo­ment  you
are freed from all the obli­gations  of citizenship! You shall pay 
your taxes, happy in the assurance  that you had no voice in their levying.
 You shall listen to talk of unjust laws  about to be passed, of dishonest
men  about to be elected, and rejoice in your  privilege of saying and
doing nothing  "Be glad, Beloved of Fortune—"  Ted was waking up!  L.
Trunk  PHONE 340.  We have patronized your paper throughout the year.  We
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that enable us to give excellent service to customers  and correspondents.
We are thoroughly familiar with investment opportunities in this prosperous
 region and cordially invite correspondence in regard to them.  You may
talk of signs of weather,  Of coming days you may sing,  But when small
boys sit on little tacks,  I t . ' s a sign of an early spring.  BAILEY'S 
Civilization has brought forth nothing  more marvelous than the calculation
that  makes possible the wonderful Life insur­ance  contracts issued
today bv the great  Life - Insurance Companies. Second to  none is the New
- York Life Insurance  Company. Allow our local representative  to make
explanation.  H. C. BANNER  1250 Elk St. Phone 221  The brilliant class
which I'll indicate  That learn expression as they sit up  late.  Here is
the one who brings the tear  'Tis her speaking I greatly fear.  Rev. A.
Beers, pastor of the First The tear and the speaking my dear.  Free
Methodist church, Portland, gave Bring others for you to hear,  the
commencement address at Pacific. Others both bashful and bold  College,
Newbery, Oregon. His sub- They all our attention hold,  ject was "Fighting
the Game of Life Bold and bashful out they poke  Right." In this trying
time it might be With accents sweet and vivid stroke,  well for all of us
to think deeply upon And change of pitch and all that dope,  the following
thoughts from his ad- And all that dope for here are the 3  dress:
masculine,  To play the game of life well one with notes deep, bass,
sublime  must face life fairly and squarely. And here am I with nothing
alas  We'll soon all become pessimists un- j hope and pray Mr. Hoppe'l let
this  less we face the world and its evils in pass.  a broad minded manner.
Optimism, The class in expression I, voted upon  fairness and courage are
the essential the best story presented according to  qualities one must
have to go forth the oMther Goose cumulation. Miss  against the great
forces of evil. Far t e n n e r won with the above lament.  too many people
look on the dark side  of things, in other words look at the  shadows
instead of marching the op- UCIIM DCPITAI  posite way. He said, "One good
way HtlJIl l\Lul I A l ­to  lmow what is right is to find out the
IH-UI1 lll-VI Ill-way  the wrong forces are going and  then go the other
way.  "To play the game of life right is  not to play it for the sake of
yourself, Mr. Kenneth Heun, a pianist and  but for the sake of other
persons. One teacher of Bellingham, will play foi  might well bear in mind
the motto: the Assembly Wednesday morning,  'Not to be ministered unto, but
to min- July 25th. The following program will  ister.' To play the game of
life well be given:  means to play it for the sake of some- p r e l u d e i
n c f l a t M i n o r  one else and for the sake of Him who Rachmaninofi 
came into this world to save it." Concert'Waltz Z . Z Z Schuett  ' Notturno
Grieg  SELECTION FROM MOTHER GOOSh. Wedding Day Grieg,  (Harriett Ann
Wenner.) Serenade in G flat Blanchet  Waltz in G flat Chopin  Here is the
brilliant class, The Butterfly Lavallee  That learns expression so fast,
Valse in E Minor Chopin  Headquarters for  Kodaks and East­man  Films.
 You can be sure that  Eastman film purchased  here is fresh, has been 
kept under the proper con­ditions,  in fact is as thor­oughly 
right as when it  left the Kodak city.  This store is a de­pendable 
source of supply  for a dependable film.  ENGBERGS  PHARMACY  THE BIG WHITE
Weekly Messenger - 1917 July 28 - Page 15
Sou* Disposition  To Eat  SMHBY'S  DELICIOUS CHOCOLATES  Fancy Sundaes Ice
Cream Sodas  AT  119 East Holly St.  I  The following paragraph was taken, 
om a letter sent to the president of  le seniors: "The beautiful lavaliere 
as come and I am a very proud and  appy woman. I shall always keep it  i th
my most treasured possessions. I  D not know how to convey my thanks   gt;
the class, so will you pass the word  long as best you can. I am having a 
elightful summer here studying eco-omic  history, modern drama, and  3hool
administration. All three pro-sssors  are fine, keen, forward look-ig 
men."  It will be remembered that the Sen-ir  class, 1917, gave Miss
Norton, one  of its class advisors, the lavaliere, in  appreciation of her
good work for the  class. When it came to class parties,  picnics and other
activities of the  class, she was known as a "real scout."  The lavaliere
was purchased and de­signed  in Seattle by Miss La Vonda  Mathiews,
through the suggestion and  efforts of Miss Bisazza. It was an  original
design, the chain and pendant  being artistically and uniquely made  of
silver with a large, green, moss  agate, set in the pendant. It was sent 
to Mr. Hennes. president of the class,  who in turn sent it to Miss Norton
with  the Senior class' note of appreciation,  written by the secretary. 
Mr. Bond (in Trig.): "What happens  when two faces coincide, Mr.
Muel­ler?"  Al Mueller (blushing and stammer­ing)  : "Why-er-
(grin) I don't know."  GRADUATION TIME  DON'T FORGET US  When Looking for
Graduation Gifts.  Griggs Stationery and Printing Co.  212 East Holly 
BATTBRSBY BRO  A L W A Y S R E L I A B LE  Vacation D ay  Footwear  F o r t
h e Camp — H i k e — Canoe  T e n n i s Court — Dance 
SAM CARVER  YELLS!  Hippety hip! Kazin! Kazip!  Hippety hip! Kazip! Kazip! 
Hurray! Hurray! Balay! Balay!  Bellingham Normal!  Bellingham Bay!  Skookum
Turn Turn Kush Wa-Wa!  Bellingham Normal! Rah! Rah! Rah!  Skookum Turn Turn
Kush Wa-Wa!  Bellingham Normal! Rah! Rah! Rah!  Skookum Turn Turn Kush
Wa-Wa!  Bellingham Normal! Rah! Rah! Rah!  Siz-z-z-z-z-z  Boom-m-m-m-m-m-m 
Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h  (Whistle)  Normal! (Snap.)  Jameson and other friends
during the  past week.  Miss Martha Brown addressed the  association
Wednesday. Her topic was  "The Christian Teacher and Her Re­lation  to
her Pupils."  A picnic for the cabinet members of  the Y. W. C. A. was held
at Lake What­com  Park, Thursday evening.  Y. W. C. A.  Miss Elida
Nordeen, former presi­dent  of the Y. W. C. A., visited Mable 
Athletics  The Messenger is disappointed not  to give in detail the results
of the re­cent  tennis tournament which caused  so much excitement.
Mr. Glenn Hughes  came out as champion of men's singles,  after a long and
strenuous battle with  Paul Thompson; Miss Halleck won  from Miss Morrow in
ladies' singles in  a closely contested match; Thompson  and Holbrook won
the men's doubles  from Van Horn and Carver.
Weekly Messenger - 1917 July 28 - Page 16
16 THE WEEKLY MESSENGER, SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1917.  Buy YourpFuel of^ 
MONTGOMERY FUEL   TRANSFER CO.  [ F o r H e a t e d R o o m s ^ A p p l y a
t 7 1 7 F o r e s t St.  Normal Students  You will find g r e a t s a t i s
f a c t i o n in t r a d i n g here.  Our q u a l i t y a n d service will
s u i t y o u . Y o u r a c c o u n t s solicited,  Motiso's Grocery  P h o
n e s 3 5 5 0 — 3 5 51 C o r n e r H o l l y a n d J e r s e y S t s.
 AI LEOPOLD HOTEL  (Continued Prom Page One.)  formed an effective
background. Cov­ers  were laid for fifty-five.  A most interesting and
unique pro­gram  was arranged. The extreme  formality of the occasion
was broken  up by the placing of the toasts and  music between courses. At
the very  beginning the guests were put at ease  by melodious strains of
Hawaiian mu­sic.  Mr. Epley, our -wall known and much  admired
instructor, acted as toast-master.  We wish here to express bur  gratitude
antf appreciation of his work  here for this is probably the last time  he
will be with us. The program was  as follows:  Ukulele music.  "My Teacher
of Blessed Memories,"  Mr. Albert Hennes.  "When One is Forty,"  Principal
J. E. McKown.  Piano solo, Greek Selections  Miss Gladys Mougin. 
"Pleasures by the Wayside"  Miss Signa Westrum.  Ukulele music.  "Holding
the Job,"  Mr. Bever.  Vocal solo Group of songs  Mrs. G. W. Nash.  "The
Bad Boy,"  Mr. E. J. Klemme.  "The Devil's Club,"  Dr. G. W. Nash.  "Good
Wishes,"  Miss Agnes Baker.  Ukulele music.  Informal reception.  An
Englishman who was touring  America, was taking a ride in one of  our
famous American stret cars, where  people sit along the side of the car,
and  face the people on the opposite side of  the car. •  At one of
the frequent stops a lady  boarded the car, carrying a especially  homely
baby.  The poor cockney simply could not  keep his eyes from that baby much
 to the annoyance of the mother. He  tried reading the signs, and looking
out  of the window, but it was of no use. He  could not resist looking at
the baby.  Accidentally he dropped his hand­kerchief  to the floor,
and as he stooped  to pick it up the child's mother bent  over, and
viciously whispered'in his  ear the word "Rubber."  The cockney immediately
looked up  with a relieved look on his face, and-said  to the mother:
"Well, thank Heav­ens,  lady. I thought it was real."  —A. D.  ^
•«  M i n d is m a s t e r power t h a t rules and makes 
• Man is mind, and evermore he takes  • The tool of thot, and
with it, m o u l d i n g what he wills,  B r i n g s forth a t h o u s a n
d joys, a t h o u s a n d ills.  H e t h i n k s in secret,  His t h o t s
come to pass,  E n v i r o n m e n t is b u t his looking glass.  F r om
"As a Man T h i n k e t h ."  Read and read again t h e above verse. Study
it carefully and  g r a s p t h e key thot. It will reveal to yau new
possibilities as to  lt;  • what goal you m a y reach in t h e w o r
k so m a n y of you t a k e u p soon t   gt; 
SPLENDID LECTURE  (Continued From Page One.)  However, faithful service is
fast be­coming  the thing that is looked for.  Service is life's
greatest ideal an   duty is its motto. The man worth while  is the man at
the bottom whose work  is not the showy work but the founda­tion 
work."  In this trying age we want men,,  great men, men destined to
perform  faithfully their duty. We have no time  for the man who falls and
never rises  but for the one who by faithful ser­vice  rises there is
a reward, "I do not  care how many times a man may fall.  But I do care how
many times he rises  and demands success. The farther he  falls the higher
he will bounce if he is  determined to succeed. The man worth  while is the
man who comes up with  a smile and faithfully performs his  duty. He who
never fails only half  succeeds," said Mr. Klemme.  The man under the
shadow is the  man who succeeds, who faithfully per­forms  his duty
and makes the world  better by so doing. He, too, would  have been a hero
had he had the  chance. The world is full of just such  men, men of metal
truth, honor, men  who are the backbone of civilization,  yet have never
cuine out into the lime­light.  The young should je taught that
ser­vice  is the greatest ideal in life rather  than that eacn may
some day be pres­ident.  There is but one chance in a  100,000,000 of
ever being president  while there is a duty for everyone to  perform, and
his success depends on  the faithful discharge of his duty.  T h e most
important part  of g e t t i n g glasses is t h e ex­amination. 
Woll's examina­t  i o n s are t h o r o u g h and up-t  o - d a t e .
205 W. Holly.  LAUGH.  When yer felin' sort o' blue,  An' all thr vim's
jist out o' you,  Things gone wrong, yer in a plight,  Things goin' every
way but right,  LAUGH!  Laughter comin' from yer throat  Gets on yer heart
first thing yer note,  An' all them troubles will go by  If yer laugh
instead o' sigh,  LAUGH!  Nuff o' tears are in de world;  Trouble's banner
too much unfurled;  Count them good things what yer got,  Den count, 'em
twice, it »i?li)s 'er lot.  LAUGfH!  If yer laugh instead o' sigh, 
Why other folks a passin' by,  Will sort o' get der spirit too,  An' ferget
their woes ter smile with  you,  LAUGH!  If ter laugh we never should,  God
wouldn't ha'imade us so we could;  He loves ter see them smiles begin,  Ter
mope er round, that there's the sin,  LAUGH!  They say der folks up in der
sky  Are always happy, never sigh;  Let's put more Heaven on der earth; 
Let's laugh right out an' scatter mirth.  LAUGH!  —PANSY B. TUCKER. 
A purchaser of a riverside property  asked the real estate agent if the
river  didn't sometimes overflow its banks.  "Well," replied he, "it isn't
one ot  those sickly streams that are always  confined to their
beds."—Ex.  Pa (reading from newspaper):  "Well diggers strike layers
of peat in  graveyard."  Ma (soulfully): "Poor Pete."  Summer Display  of
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