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The Weekly Messenger  Devoted to the Interests of
the Student Body, Washington State Normal School  VOL. XXII BELLINGHAM,
WASHINGTON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1923 NO. 21  E IS STILL  ON; M i r HAVE 
SIGNED UP  School Annual Epitomizes all That is  jrfest in School Life.  '
The Klipsun epitomizes all that is best  .in Normal School life. It is a
record of  achievement. Hundreds will keep and  cherish it as a memorial of
some of the  happiest and finest days of their life.  Everyone who has a
hand in the task  wants this year's book to be a monumental  achievement,
surpassing all previous  attempts—a bood that, both in appearance 
and contents, all subsequent  generations of students may strive in  vain
to equal.  Two hundred fifty literary and illustrated  pages bound in a
beautiful  blue Castillian. cover, an artistic and  living record of Normal
activities for  1922-23—will be this year's Klipsun.  Eggert Burns
and Robert Caulkins,  Editor and Associate respectively, may  never be
literary genuises but they undoubtedly  will put out a Year Book that  will
surpass both in size and quality any  Annual ever put out by the Bellingham
 Normal.  The Klipsun is put out. not in the interest  of any individual
nor any certain  group of individuals but for the good  of all the students
of this school.  As has been iterated and reiterated  through the columns
of this paper, the  publishing of the Klipsun is a costly undertaking. 
Every student must put his  HORACE RAHSKOPF,  Debate Coach.  (Continued on
Page Two)  -B. S. N. S-STORY  TELLERS P  DEBATE TEAM IS READY  TO START 
For the past two weeks, members of  the Leowyrhta or Story Telling Club 
have contributed their talent to eight  programs.  They have told stories
to P. T. A.  meetings, local and also those of near-by  communities and
assisted at several  assemblies and missionary meetings.  From all reports
the girls are being  enthusiastically received, and orders for  programs
are continuing to come in.  Among other recent engagements they  have
filled are entertainments at Harmony,  Lawrence, Sehome school, Washington 
school and a Presbyterian tea at  the home.of Mrs. E. T. Mathes.  The
debate teams are being rapidly  brought into shape for the Inter- Normal 
Triangular debate which takes place  on the evening of Thursday, March 1. 
This debate has been an annual event  between the three Normal schools of
the  state, since the offering of the Guy S.  Allison cup by a Bellingham
alumnus,  two years ago. According to the rules  of the contest the school
which wins the  cup for three successive years may claim  permanent
ownership.  For the past two years Cheney has secured  the judges decision;
so the coming  debate will decide whether or not the  Allison cup will find
a permanent home  in her halls.  In the debates this year, the affirmative 
team in every school will debate  at home and the negative team will 
travel. The Bellingham negative team  will go to Cheney; Cheney's negative 
EDITOR ELECTED FOR THE  Mrs. Carl Irish, who has served as editor  of the
Messenger for the past quarter,  was again selected for that position. 
Monday by the Board of Control at their  regular meeting, her re-election
being  based upon efficient service during her  previous incumbency.  The
choice of a trained editor for a  second term is a decided step toward a 
better type of school paper, a demand  for which has been insistently
expressed  by students and faculty.  B. S. N. S.  (Continued on Page Two) 
B. S. N. S.  NOTICE  Cars are needed to meet and entertain  the Ellensburg
debate team. Wednesday,  February 28. If you have one you are  willing to
lend, please report to Angus  Bowiner immediately.  Projects Attracting
Attention.  On Friday, February 23, students of  the Normal will be given
an opportunity  to view the projects completed this  quarter by students of
the Industrial  Are department.  These projects will be on exhibit in  room
108.  BLUE AND WHITE BRING  BACK THE STATE  TITLE  The results of the four
games played  in the Eastern part of the state during  the past week, gave
to the Bellingham  Normal the much coveted title of Champions  of the
Washington Normals.  The eastern trip was made by Coach  Carver and eight
players, the group  leaving on Monday morning and returning  Sunday.  The
first two games were played at  Ellensburg, Bellingham winning the first 
game 26 to 22 and losing the second  game 27 to 31.  The third game was
played at Cheney  with the Cheney Normal, the final score  being 33 to 27
in favor of Carver's men.  It was the result of this game that the 
Bellingham fans so patiently awaited, as  on the result hinged the Blue and
 White's chances for the state title.  The fourth game "was pin yed with 
Spokane College, with a resulting score  of 17 to 39 in favor of Spokane
College.  The three games in which the Blue  and White hoopsters had
participated required  all their pep and consequently  they could not
handle Spokane college  as they had wished.  The student body as well as
the many  Bellingham followers of the game, have  nothing but praise for
Carver and his  team.  The games played this season and the  scores are as
follows:  Normal, 50; Edison, 15  Normal, 74; Ferndale, 12.  Normal. 34;
Fairhaven, 17.  Normal 48: Y. M. C. A., 23.  Normal, 44; Blaine H. S., 25. 
Normal. 33; Fairhaven, 20.  Normal, 25; Ellensbrug, 16.  Normal, 32;
Ellensburg, 18.  Normal, 20; Cheney, 16.  Normal, 29; St. Martins College,
22.  Normal, 24; St. Martins College, 21.  Normal, 26; Ellensburg, 22. 
Normal. 27; Ellensburg, 31.  Normal, 33; Cheney, 27.  Normal, 17; Spokane
College. 39.  B. S. N. S.  E  Excitement ran high Tuesday night  when the
Freshmen • girls met the Sophomore  girls in a basketball game for
the  (Continued on Page Ten)  INDUSTRIAL ART EXHIBIT TODAY

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BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1923  Try Our  Sunday Chicken
Dinner 50c  Deep Apple Pie with Whip Cream  15c  DOLAN'S CAFE  Opposite
Leopold Hotel  1209% Dock St. Bellingham, Wn.  DR. E. P. SPBARIN, DENTIST 
BELLINGHAM NATIONAL BANK BLDG.  DR. KATHERINE GLOMAN  Osteopathic Physician
 2TO Exchange Bldg.  PHONE 767  Real Home Cooking  at the  627 HIGH  FRESH
PASTRY  DAIRY PRODUCTS  Not Open on Sundays  HANDY  Describes the Underwood
 Portable Typewriter.  "UNDERWOOD"  says the rest. For sale by  JENKINS
BOYS  CO.  210 E. Holly Phone 1154  FLORENCE L. HOAG  Optometrist and
Optician  1220 High Street  Phone 2287  We Cater to the  Normal Trade 
Special Prices Given to  Club Orders  Wheeler's Electric Bakery  1307 Dock
St.  GARLICK'S  NEW SHOE SHOP  2031/2 West Holly  Ladies' Work our
Specialty  LADIES' SHOE SHINING  PARLOR  All Kinds of Shoes Cleaned and 
Dyed  DEBATE TEAM IS READY  TO START  (Continued from Page One)  will
debate at Ellensburg, and Ellens-lmrg's  negative team will debate
Bellingham  here. The school which wins the  largest number of votes from
the nine  judges at the three debates, is the winner  for the year.  The
Bellingham affirmative team which  debates Ellensbtirg here is composed of 
Christina. Peterson, Mildred Anderson  and Lewis Arnold.  The Bellingham
team which goes to  Cheney, consists of Rebecca Arnell,  Frank D.
Henderson, and Charles L. Simon  son. They will be accompanied by  Mr.
Rahskopf, debate coach, and Miss  Mabel Shuey. This team expects to  leave
Bellingham on the afternoon train,  Wednesday, February 28.  The judges for
the local debate with  Ellensburg are: Professor Frank Laube,  of the
University of Washington; the  Rev. Paul B. James, Christ Church, Seattle; 
and Judge Austin E, Griffiths, of  the Superior Court of the State of
Washington.  B. S. N. S.  The Campus Walk.  0 campus walk, 0 campus walk,
how  long thou art today,  I'm tardy every morning; I was tardy  yesterday.
 T hurry up the stairway, I hasten up  the street,  But the bell has always
rung when  T reach the classroom seat.  0 campus w~alk, 0 campus walk, how 
long thou art today.  The cold north wind is blowing and  the sky is dark
and grey.  The ice is very slippery and my feet  will go astray,  'Tis a
perilous business I can say.  0 campus walk, 0 campus walk, how  brief thou
art tonight.  The tasks of day are over and the sun  is put to flight,  The
moon has just arisen and the stars  are shining too.  Like eyes they are
shining from the  blue.  0 campus walk, 0 campus walk, how  happy I should
be  If your brief expanse would lengthen  To a never-ending path,  To a
never-ending pathway only trod,  by him and me,  Oh, paradise on earth it
would be!  —E. D. T.  B. S. N. S.  The fresh spring breezes were
blowing  through the open windows of the school  room, and George
Washington was the  momentous question in hand.  "Why do you think George
Washington  was the first man?" asked the teacher.  "Because he was 'first
in war, first in  peace, and first in the hearts of his  countrymen'." 
Another boy then i-aised his hand.  "Well, Johnny,- who do you think  was
the first man?" said the teacher.  "Don't know his name," answered  Johnny,
"but I know George Washington  was not the first man, 'cause my  history
says he married a widow, so  there must have been a man ahead of  him." 
KLIPSUN DRIVE IS STILL  ON; MANY HAVE  SIGNED UP.  (Continued from Page
One)  or her shoulder to the wheel and push  with all the strength of the
price of one  Klipsun, $2.50.  OLIVER LNUERSOLL,  Business Manager.  Miss
Keeler Boosts Klipsun.  "All live, energetic, enthusiastic, and  active
students should support all worthwhile  school activities," said Miss
Keeler  recently. "The Klipsun is certainly  worth while and I cannot
imagine any  student leaving this school without one."  Mr. Klemme Wo Dead
Wire.  •'This year's. Klipsun will be my eight-tenth,"  said Mr.
Klemme. "I have saved  one every year and I certainly do not  regret it." 
Mr. Bond "Signs Up."  "Of course I'll sign up for a iKlipsun,"  and Mr.
Bond had affixed his signature  and was off.  Mr. Kibbe Values Klipsun.  "I
am keeping a library of Klipsuns,"  said Mr. Kibbe. "I value them very
highly,  and have tried to keep one of each  issue."  B. S. N. S.  THAT
SERIOUS LOOK.  When you see a lad with a serious look,  With a face that's
grave and stern,  Who acts as if he'd swallowed a book,  In his great
desire to learn,  Don't form an opinion on the spot,  As he's probably not
to blame.  His stack of hots, perhaps came late,  And his stomach is
playing a game.  His mush he hid in no seconds flat,  And the Java he took
on the fly;  So the balance of the day he wanders  about,  With a serious
look and a sigh. .  The teacher says, as he passes along,  "What a serious
lad, that boy,  He's surely making some mother glad,  Some children are
really a joy."  His mother says, at home that night.  "You're working too
hard, I'm afraid,  Don't try to do all of your work in a  day,  To
over-work, never has paid.  I suggest that you let up a- bit,  Go take in a
movie or two.  'Twill help to remove that serious look.  You act so
down-hearted and blue."  "Dear mother,' says he, "my guess is  you're
right, '  The Prof, says, Tm carrying a load.'"  But after the show, as a
midnight repast,  He fills up on pie a-la-mode,  So when you gaze on the
serious look,  Don't judge, but leave just a question,  For the chances
are. that the look you  see,  Is the result of more indigestion.  B. S. N.
S.-  A "Billet-Doux."  She was a winsome country lass,  So William on a
brief vacation,  The time more pleasantly to pass,  Essayed flirtation. 
And while they strolled in twilight dim,  As near the time of parting drew,
 Asked if she would have from him  A "billet-doux."  Now this simple maid
of French knew  naught,  But doubting not 'twas something nice,  Shyly she
lifted her pretty head  Her rosy lips together drew and coyly  said,  "Yes,
Billy—do," ~ - -  And William did.  WHAT NEXT  HANDER-CHIEFS 
Students'  Co-op.  'The Busiest Place in Town'  The Flapper's Alphabet. 
Awfully affable,  Brilliantly blessed,  Cruelly critical,  Daringly
dressed;  Errily elegant,  Fragrantly fluffed,  Generally giggling, 
Hastily huffed;  Impishly impudent,  Joyously jumps,  Jiinky and kittenish,
 Luring!y limp;  Modishly mannered,  Naughtily nosed,  Occasionally odious,
 Prankishly posed;  Quick tempered, quarrelsome.  Radiant rig,  Smart,
scant and sporty, .  Trim, taut and trig;  Usually uppish,  Vain veribest, 
Wheedle-some, winning,  Xtravagantly xpressed,  Youthfully yearning, 
Zealous in zest.  —Carolyn Wells.  The foundation of comfortably 
fitting glasses  is a thorough scientific  eye examination. This  is Woll's
specialty. Optometrist  and Optician.  205 W. Holly St.  Washington:
"Didn't you hear me  give the command to fix bayonets?"  Private: "Yes,
General, but my bayonet  is all right. There's nothing wrong  with A."  B.
S. N. S.—  During the past few weeks there has  been a general
complaint among students  To "the effect "that" "there' has" "not been  a
large enough supply of messengers.  The Board of Control, last Monday, 
authorized Mr. Ford to increase the number  of copies-of the Messenger to
meet  the demand.

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BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY
23,1923 _ Z  GIRLS HAVE FIRST GAME  OF BASKETBALL MONDAY  The first
scheduled game of the girls'  basketball was played Monday in the  small
gym, between the Alley Gang and  Edens Hall. The game was interesting  but
one-sided; the Alley Gang team winning  from the Edens Hall team by a 
score of 46 to 13.  Remarkable team work was shown in  the winning team.
The guards took  advantage of every opportunity to check  the ball, and the
forwards seemed to  merely look at the ball to make a  basket.  The Edens
Hall team was one chosen  from girls who live in Edens Hall. Their 
representatives were: Ethel Dow and  Pearl Whitmore; guards, liable Hickson
 and Julia Whitmore; forwards, Molly  Curtis and Emma Coffman; and one 
substitute, Sarah Murphy.  The Alley Gang team was a picked  up team of
some of the best basketball  players of the Normal. The team was  composed
of: centers, Carla La Vign and  Beatrice Thomas; guards, Marjorie Morrison 
and Ruth Gill; forwards, Agnes  Tweit and Violet Mitcliam, and one
substitute,  Bernice Judson.  B. S. N. S.  Prize Awaided.  Softly and
gracefully they glided over  the floor, stepping thru the intracacies  of
the fox trot. They seemed to float  thru the mystic ether impelled by the 
rythmic throb of the music. The sleek-haired  gentleman glanced confidently
 over the moving crowd, then down at  his comely partner. Demurely she
smiled  back at him. All eyes were upon the  pair. Who could they be? Was
this  some famous royal pair escaped by devious  paths from the clutches of
the  raving reds of Russia? Could it be two  at whose beck and call the
most graceful  dancers of an emipre once performed,  now forced to
entertain others for a  mere pittance? No, such was not the  case. Could it
not then be two famous  danssants stopping for a pleasant moment  at the
Bellingham Normal? Might  not that flashing eye, those graceful  movements
belong to Mische Itoe himself?  Might not the lithe lady be none  other
than the- one and only Madame  Pavola ? No, it was none of these, it  was
actually Bill McNeil and Bee Anderson,  showing the grace and form which 
won for them the prize trot Friday.  The prize trot was such a success that
 it has been decided to continue it. The  latest thing the social committee
is considering  is a prize for the whole quarter.  A realty worth-whle
reward will be  given, the opinion so far favoring a  watch. Position,
grace, appearance, and  general conduct on the dance floor will  be the
deciding factors. Bill and Bee  have the inside track now, so the other 
Valentinos and Irene Castles will have  to start early and avoid the rush. 
NORMAL  GROCERY  We Cater to Normal Student  Trade.  Groceries, Fruits 
Confectionery  Agency Pacific Laundry  431 Normal Drive  Phone 1041 
(Ealett ar  FRIDAY—Feb. 23.  3 p. m., Tryout for Play Cast.  Edens
Hall Party.  SATURDAY—Feb. 24.  Aletherian club banquet at 0:30 at
the  Leopold Hotel.  WEDNESDAY—Feb. 28.  Assembly at 9.  Training
School students in folk dance,  under Miss Long's direction.  Training
School orchestra, under the  direction of Mr. Williams.  Wednesday Noon
Bible class at 12:25.  Meeting of Bellingham branch of the  American
Association of University  Women at 1200 Union Street. 
THURSDAY—March 1.  Inter-Normal Debates.  FRIDAY—March 2. 
Graduation Exercises 9:30 a. m.  Professor Frank Laube, speaker. 
Basketball game with Spokane College,  at Whatcom Gym.  B. S. N. S.  A.
Puppet  With Apologies to Gunga Din  You can speak of lack of fear,  When
you're seated safe out there  And left to leave or take it;  But when it
conies to acting,  It takes some moral backing  To just get up and try it. 
Now on Normal's little stage,  Where I spent what seemed an age,  A servin'
of her maqesty the W. A. A.  Of all the pains I've knew  The one that is
most blue  Is just to stand and o-a-a-l.  t was act, act, act,  You loony
sap, don't turn your back,  Now put some expression in it  Or we'll kick
you out this minute,  You pooi- ham, out and act.  Now the clothes I had to
wear  Would have frightened off a bear,  You can's- blame me that I wished 
to run  For a lot of stick black  And some rags dropped on your back  Is
bad enough for anyone.  You just sit and sing and laugh  While you
fearfully must chaff  As the audience just looks and  smiles  And you feel
the shivers slide  Along your spine inside  And you wish for distant miles.
 It was act, act. act.  Oh! all the life you lacked!  You could hear the
stage hands whisper,  "Show some pep, make it crisper  If you falter, don't
come bacK."  I shan't forget that night!  I nearly died with fright  With a
soft spot where my backbone  should have been.  I was chokin' mad with
thirst  And the man who scared me worst  Was the prof who heads the
expression  clan.  At last the act was done,  The greatest vict'ry won,  My
head was gone it seemed.  They led me safe away,  To where a divan lay  And
this is what I dreamed.  Act, act, act!  Put some ginger in your act.  If
you don't put this thing over  We'll just cover you with clover  And
-you'll never, never dare come back.  ' -V.L.  TRY WAHL'S NEW  LOWER PRICE 
BASEMENT  For Shoes. A complete stock  at very reasonable prices 
PHILOMATHEANS HOLD  BANQUET AND MEETING  ONE FAR-AWAY STUDENT.  Saturday
night, February 17, the Phi-lomathean  club of the Bellingham Normal 
School, held their annual banquet  in the Pheasant Tea Rooms at 0:30 
o'clock.  To say the least, the banquet was a  wonderful success and will
long be remembered  as a red letter day on each  Philomathean's calendar of
time.  The Tea Rooms were very attractively  decorated in the Philo colors,
green and  white, boxwood shrubs, and the Philo  emblem, while pussy
willows, green and  white streamers, and green candles decorated  the long
white table. The five-course  banquet dinner was proclaimed  ''marvelous"
and ••great" by 50 hungry  Philomatheans, and each did healthy
justice  to it.  At each plate was an attractive little  place card
containing a booklet which  held the name and program and carried  out the
Philo emblem.  After the banquet dinner a very interesting  program was
given as follows  :  Toastmaster Herbert Cederberg  Song Donna ,K1 inker 
"Philo Husbands" Roswell Oliver  Piano Solo Dorothy Clark  "Philo Wives"
Mrs. Sam Carver  Group of Songs Margaret Saddler  "Philo Students" Robert
Tunst-all  Duet Dorothy Clark, Byron Payne  This annual banquet given by
the  Philos is always attended by a large  number of alumni Philos who take
this  opportunity to get acquainted with the  new Philo members; thus
establishing a  stronger union and good fellowship  among all of the club
members.  B. S. N. S.  Teacher: "What is your name?"  J. J.: "Jule Johnson,
sir."  Teacher: "You should say Julius.  Don't spoil such a noble name by
shortening  it. And what is your name?"  (turning to next boy).  B. B.:
"Billious Benson, sir."  The Northwestern  National Bank  Bellingham, Wash.
 WE SOLICIT THE  NORMAL ACCOUNTS  "Washington summers are unequalled,  and
I've surely been treated royally  since I came here last August," said Mrs.
 Emma Whipple, one of our most charming  far-away students, who came to 
Bellingham last August from Wadena,  Minnesota.  "I only intended to visit
here, but I  found Bellingham such a wonderful place  that I decided to
take a course in music  supervision at the Normal," declared  Mrs. Whipple,
as she modestly consented  to be interviewed.  Mrs. Whipple has taught
piano lessons  for twenty years, and she is scheduled  to teach
Fundamentals of Music  next quarter. She is also a keen student  of nature,
and is much interested  in agriculture. For ten years she was  connected
with the Agricultural department  of the Minnesota State Fair, and  she was
the means of winning a silver  loving cup for her county.  If you are weary
of lesson plans, and  the strain of the end-of-the-term tests,  seek Emma
Whipple, and the sunshine  of her smile will make life seem more  worth
while.  B. S. N. S.  Fashion Show in Prospect.  Miss Longley's class in
Home Economics  12, is working out a group of  reports on the suitability
and adaptability  of various types of outer garments.  Varieties of
tailored suits, coats,  and dresses, and a wide range of more  elaborate
silk frocks are to be discussed  and illustrated.  The unit may be
developed into a  fashion show 'in which mannequins,  dressed in these
types of garments, will  supplement brief reports, and which  would make an
interesting assembly pro-o-  ram.  THE  INTERURBAN  "Every Hour on the
Hour"  —to—  SEATTLE  EVERETT  MOUNT VERNON  BURLINGTON 
SEDRO-WOOLLEY  AND ALL POINTS  Memorize This:  "Every Hour on the Hour" 
PACIFIC NORTHWEST  TRACTION CO.

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The WEEKLY MESSENGER 
Published by Students' Association of State Normal School, Bellingham. 
Entered in the Postoffice at Bellingham, Washington, as second-class
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RISSER  IMPIE SAARI  ELSA THORSTEINSON  The iv'psun sale is progressing
rapidly. More and more students  arc beginning to realize the necessity of
buying one, and accordingly  are "signing up."  Oliver Ingersoll, business
manager, reports that the work of getting  signatures will have been
practically completed by the first part  of next week. Students who are at
present uncertain as to whether  to buy a Klipsun or not, should decide at
once and assure themselves  of getting one.  B. S.N. S.—.  SOCIAL
COMMITTEE PLEA.  Greater support and co-operation from the student body was
 stated as one of the things needed by the social committee. The committee 
hopes that more students will realize that it is not a mere.go-between  but
a body with a very definite mission. It is not a negative  group trying to
tell anyone what not to do, but is a very positive  group, working toward
the goal of the most and best social activities  possible.  Under the
regime of this year's social committee a great deal has  been done. An
unusually large number, of dances have been fostered  by the committee, and
some actually given under its supervision, as  the Friday afternoon dances.
Play hours have been provided, that all  may be entertained. In every way
the committee has tried to aid and  further social activities of all sorts,
but it is willing to admit that  more might be done.  The best way to get
more done is by co-operation from the student  body. In the matter of dance
posture, the best possible spirit  has been shown. There has been a ready
response to all requests for  what few changes in posture and style the
committee has deemed it  wise to ask for; but on the other hand there has
been a great fault of  omission. People have been heard to mumble, "Why
don't we have  more of this? or better of that?" But when pinned to just
what they  want and how it can be secured, they don't know that. That the
committee  is open to suggestions and will work on them is shown by the 
way it took up and put into effect concrete suggestions that were  made for
better music on Fridays and Mondays. If you really want  something and have
some advice to offer, see the committee. Cooperation  means bigger things
with less work.  Give the committee a helping hand. This social committee,
under  whom precedent on dance events is being made wants to set a standard
 for future events.  —V. G. L.  B. S. N. S.-  HOW WELL CAN YOU SPELL?
 You may be clever and studious but if you can't spell correctly  , you are
like a violinist with one of his violin strings broken.  Judge Edwin S.
Thomas of Hartford, Conn., gave a spelling test  to several government
officials, lawyers, and big business men. The  test consisted of ten words
in common use.  These words were: Supersede, innuendo, inoculate, rarefy,
vilify,  repellent, plaguy, embarrass, harass, and picnicking. These are
all  words that one can use in ordinary conversation without getting a 
reputation for having digested "Webster's knowledge. Yet not one  of these
business men could spell all ten correctly.  SEE WORTH WHILE MOVIES.  Are
you careful to select moving pictures that are worth seeing?  A great many
of your opinions and ideas are unconsciously formed as  a result of the
movies you select as recreation. These opinions you,  consequently, impart
to your friends.  It is of vast importance whether or not your opinions and
ideas  are the right and proper kind. See pictures that will benefit you 
morally and mentally. See pictures that will miake you a little better.  In
this way, by patronizing worth-while pictures, you yourself will  help
censor the wrong kind of movies.  B.S. N. S.  What does the beginning of
the new quarter mean to you?  Do you consider it as an opportunity to be
made the most of, or  do you consider it as one more quarter of necessary
drudgery?  Make it mean opportunity and a new chance to make good, by 
discarding your carelessness and shiftlessness of last quarter.  Be
ambitious and take the extended opportunity. —A. L.  CORRECTION. 
Hylipsun authorities wish us to state  that the mention of second and third
 prizes for the Klipsun cover was a mistake.  Only first prize will be
awarded  and that will consist of fve dollars' and  a copy of the Klipsun. 
NOTICE  Try-outs for parts in /'Miss Lulu  Bett" will be held Friday, in
room 308,  from 3 o'clock on. This is open only to  members of the Dramatic
Club.  B. S. N. S.  NOTICE!  • LOST—Small gym shoe, right foot.
 Esther Loomis.  REVEILLE ISLAND.  "An island is a body of land completely 
surrounded by water," states "Dynamite,"  famous endman in the W. A. A. 
minstrel show. Reveille Island is far  more than that. It is one of the
beauty  spots to be seen in a trip to the head of  Lake Wnatcom and it is
the source of  interesting tradition and probable historical  facts. 
Reveille is situated a mile or so above  Nbrmalstad and forms an added
attraction  to our eighty acres. Normal students  will probably become very
familiar  with the island as the eighty  becomes improved. The island rises
high  above the water in a betutiful dome,  covered with evergreen trees
and underbrush.  The sides of the island slope  abruptly into the lake,
leaving no beach  and adding to the beauty of its form.  Two thrilling
traditions are told of the  island. Many, many years ago, when  this
country was first settled, by white  people the Indians fought, hard for
their  hold on the territory. Their last stand  was made upon this little
island in the  center of Lake Whatcom. The English  soldiers besieged' the
little tribe and  after a plucky show of endurance, starvation  threatened.
The Indians, being  true warriors, would not surrender and  so one morning
just as the sun was  peeping over the surrounding hills, they  silently
threw themselves into the lake  and sank out of sight. As the last man 
disappeared the sweet tones of the morning  reveille floated across the
still water  from the English camp. The island  has since borne the name of
"Reveille."  Over two hundred years ago the territory  around Lake Whatcom
was  claimed by an Indian tribe as their  hunting ground. Their t war-like
neighbors  desired this valuable ground and  war ensued. The defending
tribe secreted  itself in the underbrush on the island.  As the enemy
approached in canoes some  slight movement disclosed the hiding  place of
the Islanders. A furious fight  followed, both tribes launched in canoes', 
sending arrows at their enemies and trying  to tip their canoes. Many
Indians  from both sides were soon trashing  around in the blood-stained
Avater. Suddenly  they were one and all drawn  steadily under the water and
their frenzied  cries brought help from their  friends. As they grasped the
hands of  their rescuers the pulling increased and  the remaining canoes
were capsized. One  Indian alone escaped and spread the  news of the
dreadful undertow that surrounds  the island. To this day no  Indian of the
Puget Sound tribes has  been bribed, coaxed, threatened or persuaded  in
any manner to set foot in a  boat on the waters of the "Devil's"  Lake.

  
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BELLINGHAM, WASinN^ .0/::  NormatSoto  'Mildred Boyd,
Dorothy Austin,. an:l  Loris Jacklin motored with friends to  their homes;
in Seattle for the. weekend.  Miss Bucholtz, secretary to the President, 
was the giiest of Miss MciAinnon,  of",the Registrar's office, for Sunday
dinner,  February 18.  'President Waldo, who is attending the  meetings of
the department of superintendence  of the National Education Association, 
will make two addresses, one  being, "Should the Two-Year Normal  Schools
be Made Into Teachers' Colleges?"  and the other "The Relationship  of the
Teachers' College to the Department  of Education in the State Univers  i t
y . " / : : ••' .  Mr. Kolstad is due in Aberdeen Friday 
afternoon, February 23, to speak  on the subject of mental tests.  All
rooms in Edens Hall have . beer,  reserved for the summer session. .This 
speaks well for the SUCCPSS of this summers  work. "At present the
w.'.iting  list is small but it is expected to grow  a great deal before
•Jun3 12.  At present, reservations are being  made for the fall
term. Any student,  wishing a room in the dormitory next  fall should make
known the fact immediately.  Wednesday the Boys' club of the Junior  High
School gave an exceptionally interesting  program which consisted of 
anecdotes of Washington and Lincoln.  Irene Goss, graduate of '22, spent
the  week-end with friends and relatives.  Mr. and Mrs. Mi W. Heckman had
as  : dinner guests Sunday, Dr. G. W. Nash  ami Miss Helen Beirdsley. 
"Deep snow: was the cause of : Wehat-chee  cancelling • • date
with Mr.yKleminei;  Mr. Klemme had planned to spend this  week lecturing in
arid about Weriatchee.  As soon as the snow disappearsjsuffi-ciently-.  Mr.
Klemme will carry out his;  program.' '." vV; "/:',-•••:-
;v:/'/. -.[•.:';-.^'/..  Mr. Kolstad is at present serving on 
several town, committees. He is chairman  of tlie Troop Committe of Toy 
Scouts, supervised by the American Legion.  . He is also serving on the
cast  committee for the Elks' show, which is  to be given next month.  Miss
Belton's valiant music conductors  continued to show themselves equal to 
the occasion. The three young ladies  Avho led the community sing in the
assembly  Monday, managed to put lots  of vim, A'igor and vitality into the
 songs. The students and faculty rallied  to the call.  Miss Arlita Eller
was compelled to  leave school Saturday, February 17, because  of poor
health. She expected to  graduate in May. Arrangements have  been made so
that her credits for this  quarter will not be lost.  It was hoped that a
crowd could be  gathered to attend the Washington  State College Giee Club
entertainment  at Mt. Vernon, February 22. Because  of the expense
involved, this pan was  abandoned. Individuals from the Nor-malwere  able
to attend and enjoyed the  program immensely. Mrs. Lovegren of  the
Commercial department, was one of  the favored few.  For the first time in
the history of  their school W. S. C. is sending a Girls'  Glee Club out
over, the state. Their program  is said to be better than that put  on by
the boys. Whatcom High School  is planning to sponsor an entertainment  put
on by these girls in the middle of  March.  Ruth Markham visited with
friends in  Burlington Sunday.  Ruth Ostle, a former student is teaching 
at Grandview.  Mr. KJemnie has been asked'. to dedicate  the new high
school building at  Rochester, Wash. -The building is a  beautiful one,
built by a consolidated  district. It is' to be dedicated March 2. 
Margaret Schilling, who is teaching at  Concrete, visited over ithe
week-end in  Bellingham. She also attended the Al-kisiah  banquet.  Clurles
D. Jones, who graduated from  Bellingham Normal in 1901, is district 
superintendent of Santa Paula, Cal., and  is a live.wive in Californa
school issues.  Miss Grace McEllioe spent last weekend  with her parents in
Everson.  The 9b history class have challenged  the 9a class for a debate
on the question,  Resolved: That, fire does more  damage than water. 
KUEHNOEL'S  HEMSTITCHING PARLORS  Hemstitching,.. Pleating, Buttons  and
Button Holes  Chain Stitching and Cable  Stitching, also Pinking  1312A
Dock St. Phone 83  LAKE WHATCOM  STEAMERS  COMET and MARGUERITE  Two Round
Tiips Daily  LEAVES BOAT LANDING  7 A. M. and 3:30 P. M.  LEAVES PARK  8:30
A. M. and 5 P. M.  Take Lake Cars at 6:30 A. M.  and 3 P. M. to connect
with Boat  For Moonlight Excursions and  Picnic Parties Telephone 3744  \
MOBSMAN BROS.  CAMPBELL  a^; gt;^:;^sHioE;sHbp;; • ::/ gt;• 
Have You Tried This Place  Finest Repairing in the City Done  ,%'i/'
1224-'Elk-Street' • -y''  Miss Gensvieve Keough and Mrs.  Carl Irish
contributed a group of Jap  anese folk tales Wednesday afternoon at  the
meeting of the Presbyterian Missionary  society held at the home of Mrs. 
E. T. *Mathes.  Edith McCall was the week-end guest  of her sister, Irene.
She is teaching in  Bremerton.  Ethel I. Lewis,, a graduate of '20, is 
teaching at Cosmopolis.  Irene McCall and Floris Clarke were  hostesses at
a "feed" Friday evennig, to  the other members of Jenkins hall. The  honor
guests were Edith McCall and  Irene Goss, of Bremerton.  It seems quite
natural to some of the  students of the Normal to see Dr. Nash  walking
around the school and campus,  Sunday afternoon.  Miss Ke'eler and Miss
Cummins en-tertaned  for Dr. Nash Sunday evening  by inviting in a number
of his friends  for a few hours of pleasant conversation.  This month has
been one of especial  interest for the Junior High School pupils.  The
English work has been composed  of poems and prose on Americanism.  All
types of patriotic forms of  literature have been studied complimentary  to
the great men whose birthday  come in February.  The girls of Enger Hall
enjoyed a Valentine  party Saturday evening. Through  the efforts of the
entertainment committee  everybody enjoyed an evening of  games and
contests, after which dainty  rfreshments were served.  Anyone who has old
furniture to sell  cheap see Miss Osborne or Miss Johnson.  The 7a Nature
Study class enjoyed a  lecture last Monday by Mr. Phillipi. The  topic upon
which he spoke was "The  Sun, Moon and Comets.'  Friday night the Junior
High School  boys played a basketball game with the  boys of the Jewish
Sunday School. They  were victorious over the Jewish \boys  wth a score of
7-3. This victory closes  the basketball; season for the Senior Hi  boys:
.;'•."•; '  Marjory Downes gave a very interesting  reading in
the-Junior High assembly  Monday oil ^The Cat That Walked  by Himself," by.
Jvipling.  The second floor of the house at 618  High Street presented an
appearance  over the last week-end that might easily  have been mistaken
for a hospital. Most  of the time two of the girls were out of  bed and
assisting Mrs. Bowman, the  house mother, as nurse. Helen Fraser  and
Frances Combs managed to hang  over as pitients for several days, but  the
others went to school Monday.  The Extension department is sending  out
letters to Washington high schools  suggesting as commencement speakers, 
Mr. Bond and Dr. Miller. Mr. Bond, who  is head of the Mathematics
department^  will speaK on: "What mean ye by the  Stones?" Dr. Miller, head
of the Education  department, will speak on "The  American Spirit." Both
speakers are  very capable and the high schools which  obtain them will be
fortunate.  Members of the class in Rural- School  Problems, "education 25,
are now presenting  to the class results of their  study in specific
problems, which were  assigned earlier in the quarter. Time is  allowed for
constructive criticism from  other members of the class, concerning  these
results.  Miss NelHe Wallace gave an interesting  report to the Education
25 class, concerning,  a course of study' in Nature  Study for the rural
school. -  Dr. Nash Visits.  Dr. G. W. Nash, former president of 
Bellingham Normal, who is now president  of the Congregatonal Foundation of
 the Congregational Church, spent Sunday,  February 18, in Bellingham and 
spoke from the pulpit of the local Congregational  church. Owing to the
fact  that Dr. Nash spent Saturday in Portland  and Monday in Seattle^ he
was unable  to greet the faculty and students  of the Normal, for which he
expressed  his sincerei, regret.  •Mr. Robert Caulkins and Miss
Frances  Farrar are to play prominent parts in  "The House Next. Door,"
which is to be-put  on by the Bellingham Players on the  evenings of March
2 and 3, at the Whatcom  High Schol auditorium. The Players  is a new
amateur dramatic organization,  under the management of Victor  Hoppe, of
the Normal school faculty. The  purpose of this organization is to develop 
the latent dramatic talent among  the people of Bellingham. No salaries 
are paid to any of the actors or actresses.  Wlien the new fine arts
building,  which is being built by James, J. Graham,  is completed, the
players will have  their headquarters there and will hold  their
performances in its'assembly, hall.  . In the near future the Players'
expect  to put on the "Return of Peter Grimm,"  with Mr. Hoppe in the
leading role.  •. — B. S. N. S — — ... 
RECOLLECTIONS.  Backward, turn backward,  0 Time in thy flight,  Give me my
youth* again,  Just for tonight.  Oh! give me the pleasure ;  Of one day at
school,  In the Normal that stands  By the waters so cool.  And give me one
glimpse  Of its campus so green, • . • '.  With a whole lot of
girls,  ' But boys—few to be seen. •.'.•..';'  Please
knock off a few years  And give me one cnance,  To go to the big gym,  For
one little dance.  Do let me stand round  In the halls, just for fun;  And
rave about studies,  That as yet are not done.  Just let me rush madly,  To
eight o'clock class;  When the clock in the hall  Points to ten minutes
past.  Give me but one moment  In the library small,-  To study some lesson
 On a shelf, if at all.  Please give me one slice  Of that chocolate
pie,'"•-.-''.'  The cafetetria makes,  To enjoy, ere I die.  And
while you hold loosened;  The Jittering chain,  I wish to meet Kibbe  And
Bond, once again. ^ y yy  But lesson plans, truly, : - 
'•'••'...,'I care naught about;  - So, if youy don't
mind.  You can just leave them out. y :  ' • ^ ' :-:.:-v.:-:- K:. ':
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BELLINGBAM, WASHINGTON,
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1923  Northwest Hardware Go.  Dealers in  •
Shelf, and Heavy: Hardware,  Sto'vesj Ranges and Furnaces  Paints,;
Household Furnishings,  Auto Supplies,.  The Big' Hardware Store on  Holly
Strest.  We are Prepared to Make  Your Watch Keep Time  "We Make Everything
Run That  Has Wheels"  GEO. E.LUDWIG  WATCH EXPERT  1250 Elk St. Exchange
Bldg.  A BIRD'S EYE VIEW  - : FROM BACK STAIRWAY  (Of tlie Faculty Party.) 
. A One Act Play.  • Place—Edens Hall.  , Time—First
scene, before dinner.  Second scene, after dormitory parties.  About 11
o'clock.  Scene I.  It is Friday evening, and the dorm is  in its usual
Friday evening confusion,  but this .evenng it is not because of a  student
-affair, oh no, the girls are not  selfish, this is a Faculty Party.  "Will
they all come? Did you see  those funny little kid games on the  tab'o.
girls? Parehesi, table horseshoe,  checkers, and lots' of others. I bet
they'll  have' a "good time, don't you? Miss  Slmey said not to disarrange
the furniture,  .Agnes."  Scene II.  The scene, and the view is changed. 
The girls arc back from the party downstairs,  and are interested in what
is  going on in the social hall. No one  seems to be a bit sleepy.. 
"Goodness, is the faculty still there?  I thought they'd gone. Is there any
 cake left? You' go and see, no one will  see you, there are some girls in
the  kitchen, you can find put from them.  You, couldn't get any? What a
shame.  Listen they are dancing now. Say girls,  who wants cake when we can
ese tlie  faculty members enjoy themselves?"  'Come. Do'ores, I've •
found a good  l)iace. See, .we can turn out this hall  li«ht and we
can see from the ba.-k  stairs window."  Slowly a crowd of kimonoed girls 
gather around the window.  "Oh, look! " We can see it all. Miss  Be'ton is
paying the piano."  "I see Miss McDonald passing out the  cake. Miss '
Shuey said- it was. devil's  foo-1 and angel's food."  "Oh, never mind the
cake. Look! Miss  Belton is not playing now; they are  plaving the
Victrohi."'  "Who is that: in. the green dress,  Alice?" :  "That's Miss
Ullin." ^  "Hh-'s, is that Dr. Miller?" "It certainly  is." . - ".  "Mr.
Klemme is dancing, too." .'  "Who is the:.lady dressed in white  satin?"
"That's Miss Keeler, isn't it?".  "There is Miss• Cummins, too.".' 
"Is that Mr. 'Philippi? He's a good  dancer, isn't he?" '•'..-  "Mr.
Heckman dances just like my  Dad gt;;: . v V "
V•'•"..:..;..•/!'-.•"..•" ' " '  •
"Where- is Mr. Bond ?" .'"Isn't that he.  sitting on the davenport? . Maybe
he is  calculating the number of steps Mr.  licckman takes a minute." 
"Miss Wood.ird is dan-i.ng too."  "Look, isn't lie a good dancer?" He 
dances right by the window all the  time. Who is he, anyway, Prav.'e':" 
"Oh, T guess he's the new Prof."  "Aren't they ever going? The students 
can't stay this late. I certainly  like to watch them dance, tho."  . "Say,
girls, run, here conies Miss Long  and Mr. Philippi with the dishes. Don't 
let them catch us here."  They, run down the back stairs.  "My, that Avas a
scare; I never ran  down stairs so fast in my life. Well, I  guess they are
going. We can get back  safely tliis way.' Yes, they are going!  There are
on'y two couples on the floor  now, aren't there? That's Dr. Miller. I 
believe he's just learning. He is going  to stay till the last dog is hung.
He  certainly is human. He has a good time,  doesn't he?. There, the lights
are out.  Let's go and see if there is anything  left." "  The girls
quietly approach the social  hall, and finding all quiet they enter the 
room recently so merry.  "I found a valentine. I. bet it was the  first
prize. Whoever won it was more  interested in the dance than the prize, 
evidently."  "Is there anything in the kitchen?".  "Nothing but some lump
sugar."  "Oh, dear, a n d ! got so hungry watch-  'n lt;r Mr. Heckman
dance!"  "Let's go to bed; We don't need any  devil's food anyway."  "Good
night, ladies; Good night  ladies."  The crowd disperses, and quiet reigns 
once more.  -B. S. N. S.  iTUDENT LOAN FUND  EXPLAINED BY DR. MILLER  Few
of us.ever give a thought to the  Student Loan Find. In fact a surprising 
number of students did not know  that such a fund existed, until Dr. Miller
 spoke of it in assembly on Monday.  At present, this fvnd exceeds $17,000.
 and in the last year, over two hundred  students have received aid. This
loan  is for the sole purpose of he'ping students  who can not otherwise
graduate,  or who are in serious financial difficulties,  it is not for
personal convenience,  and is not a scho'arship fund.  To receive this
loan, the student must  apply to the faculty committee. After  the
committee has approved, the loan  mav then .be obtained at the registrar's 
office.  Money will not be loaned to pjop'c  who have poor grades, when
someoir:  with higher grades needs the help. Students  are urged to piy b
gt;ck this loan as  quickly as possib'e. It is nr-t necessary  to return
the loan in one sum.  B. S. N. S.-  D'uiarhter: "A certain young man sent 
some flowers this morning."  Mother: "Don't .say 'a certain young,  man,'
my dear. There are none of 'em  certain till you've got 'em.  - B. ;S. N.
S.-  Fink Frank: "Ha, Ha! I had a good  joke. I was going to tell but I
won't."  .' Tiny LaJRouche: "Why- not?"  Fink: "Because if your face lights
up.  the powder will explode." .  LEGISLATIVE NEWS  DIRECT FROM OLYMPIA  A
bill has been introduced into the legislature  which will make the state
normals,  four year teachers' colleges. If  the bill is passed, the normals
wi'l then  have power to grant degrees in Bachelor  of Arts and teach major
lines for the  professional training of teachers, school  superintendents
and school supervisors.  They would also be able to train high  school
teachers. This would undoubtedly  increase the enrollment thereby' add  to
the importance and prestige.  The teachers' pension was made state  wide
when it was passed by the" legislature,  last week. This is the same law 
which is in practice in some of the larger  cities.  B. S. N. S. — 
MISS FRANK ( ^ I N S ; ; ^  RECOGNITION INEAST  MRS. VAUGHAN GOES TO 
MEETING IN SEATTLE  Mrs. Vaughan attended the meeting  of the Puget Sound
English Council, held  in Seattle during the latter part of last  week. The
meeting was held in Philosophy  Hall at the University of Washington.  The
two important topics of discussion  before the council were dramatics  and
journalism in the high school.  Among the speakers were Mr. Fulton,  of the
new Roosevelt high school, in Seattle,  and Dean Spencer, head of the 
department of-journalism at the University  of Washington. .. Joseph
Asbury,  of the Lincoln high school faculty in Ta-coma,  was also expected
to speak but  was detained because of an accident  which occurred on the
way.  Mr. 0. B. Spernlan, formerly of the  Stadium high school faculty, was
elected  president of the organization for the  coming year.  ' —B.
S. N. S.—:  Track Season Locks Promising.  Spring will soon' be here
and followers  of the cinder path are searching  for information regarding
Normal track  prospects. At present, according to official  notice,
prospects are optimistic.  Material for both track and field  events is
plentiful. The next thing is  to convert the cinder pile into a level, 
hard track. Work will soon be continued  on our field and it is to be
finished  in time for use.  Meets are promised, with Ellensburg,  Cheney
and the College of Puget Sound,  with the possibility of a meet between 
the U. of W: and B. S. N. S.  • B. S. N. S.  Subject—A Picture
Appreciation.  Title—The Unexpected Reply.  The lesson in picture
appreciation that  I observed was in splendid progress. The  children were
able to name at on;e every  picture that was described to them. F'n-ally 
"The Shepherd's Star" was described  to the class and everyone named it 
correctly. The the pleased and enthusiastic  teacher asked, "Now why are
you  so sure it was 'The Shepherd's Star' and  not the "Song of the Lark?"
They are  very much alike and can be easily confused."  • • . '
 Up shot Doris' hand, and she was accordingly  called upon. "It would have 
to be "The Shepherd's Star" because the  "Song of the Lark" isn't here
anymore.  You took it away yesterday."  -—-Order Your Klipsun  Carl
(passionately): "Margaret, darling,  I have a secret to whisper into your 
ear—where is it?"  I wonder if there is anyone in school  who does
not know the women's assistant  physical education director? I'm  sure
everyone has missed something arid'  someone who is an inspiration arid
guide  to higher things if they do not. N,o  one '.would thnk we have such
a noteworthy  character in our midst as Miss  Regina Frank.
•"-;'.•';  Miss Frank is a graduate of the Rel-lingham  State
Normal school; and of the  American College of Physical Education, 
Chicago, Illinois.  " While in this Chicago school of physical  educaton,
Miss Frank was a leader in  all sports. In the fall term the girls  turn
out for field hockey and soccer—the  teams are chosen in November and
all  the games are inter-class games. In  the winter the girls turned out
for vol-,  ley ball. Miss Frank was a member of  each team. Volley ball is
the popular  game in the east, and the American P..  E. College entered the
Chicago tournament.  Thirteen games were played and  in each the Chicago
College of Physical  Education wei'e victorious, and won the  gold cup
trophy which was offered by  the Amateur Athletic Federation.  In the
spring, indoor baseball, track  horseback riding and swimming were the 
sports which Miss Frank also took; up. .  An honor emblem is offered by the
 Chicago Physical Education college for.  the two best all ''around
athletes in the  school. We are not surprised to learn  that Miss Frank was
one of the two  girls winning the honor emblem..  An all around athlete, is
a wonderful  asset to any school and more so when  they can be a guide for
other girls in  being all round athletes also, and we  count ourselves
fortunate in having  Miss Frank as our assistant physical  education
director.  B. S . N . S .  Wanted. A Timekeeper.  "Also, some competition
to make its  race complete. A race cannot be won by  a person running
alone.  Never again shall the art of gum-chewing  be called strictly a
student vice:  It must be a virtue; for none other than  the Honorable
Victor Hoppe was participating  .in that thrilling sport.  A pantomime was
in the act of being  performed, and Mr. Hoppe became so eri-grosed  in the
scene, that he completely  forgot the existence of anything, and,  chewed
gum with the worst of 'em. The  The faculty's rather humorous, after all. 
— — B . S. N. S.— ..  Oh! Bacnelors.  Wow, bachelors,
wow!  They're going "ter'git yer" now.  So enter the matrimonial strife; 
They'll tax you without a wife.  Now they are going to pass a bill,  That
sure will make vour heart stand  still; -•' • . - ' ; "
•'•;••••  And if the preacher don't get
your five—  The tax is double—oh, man alive!  Yes, ten whole
dollars you must pay,  Else the judge will have his say.  There is only one
ray of hope-  Get your lass, thou you must elope.  •''.—V. H. 
(Editor's note—The. above is. a result  of.the recent proposed
legislation to tax  bachelors.) ; ,  — r - B . ' S . :N.- S .
—— -  "I saw a pedestrian on the road yesterday.".  ; . :-
gt;•'-•:,  "What! A live one?" •-'-'

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BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23,1923 7  TRAINING SCHOOL GIVES
 BIG VALENTINE PARTY  Last Tuesday afternoon there seemed  to be a great
deal of excitement among  the pupils of the Training school. There  was a
superfluity of smiles and good  cheer throughout their whole domain.  Now,
what was the meaning of all this  excitement? It was for no other reason 
than that the pupils felt the presence  of Dan Cupid flitting around the 
halls and in their class rooms.  Dan Cupid was personified and represented 
by the large number of pupils  who, with a mysterious letter or package  in
their hand would direct their footsteps  to a certain large box placed upon
 a "pedestal" in one corner of the hallways.  This "postoffice" was filled
to  overflowing with letters and packages  sealed with red hearts the most
of  which bore the title "To My Valentine."  What was inside of the
envelopes we  can only guess, but at any rate they all  bore the good will
and loving wishes of  Dan Cupid on Valentine's Day.  B. S. N. S. — 
In answer to the question: "What are  the five great races of mankind?" a 
Chinese student replied, "The 100 yards-,  the hurdles, the quarter-mile,
the mile  and the three mile."  DEAN BOLTON, FROM  UNIVERSITY, GIVES TALK 
Dean Bolton, of the Department of  Education in the University of
Washington,  delivered an enlightening address  to the students assembly on
Wednesday.  He especially emphasized the responsibility  of the teacher in
upholding the  highest ideals in education.  B. S. N. S. —  A Girl's
Complete Education.  To be gentle.  To value time.  To dress neatly.  To
keep a secret.  To learn sewing.  To be charitable.  To be self-reliant. 
To avoid idleness.  To study hygiene.  To darn stockings.  To respect old
age.  To learn economy.  To know how to mend.  To know how to cook.  To
make good bread.  To better the world.  To keep a home tidy.  To be above
gossiping.  To control the temper.  To know how to buy.  To make a-home
happy.  To take care of the sick.  To dress economically.  To sweep down
cobwebs.  To know how to study.  To make the home attractive.  To be
interested in athletics.  To marry a man for his worth.  To know the value
of fresh air.  To understand the rules of diet.  To read the very best
books.  To be a helpmate to the husband.  To stay clear of trashy
literature.  To know character building.  To take- interest in schools.  To
understand emergency nursing.  To be light-hearted.  To be womanly under
all circumstances.  B. S. N. S.  Son: "Papa, what made George Washington 
chop down his father's cherry  tree ?"  Papa: "What made you cut a hole in 
the kitchen door?"  Son: "Er-er-because, er-er-er-"  Papa: "Well, my son,
that's just the  excuse George gave his father. To en-is  human, my boy." 
B. S. N. S.  Mabel II.: "Set the alarm for two,  Ethel."  Ethel D.: "You
and who else?'  1H1  SAM'S MESSAGE.  MANY THANKS  TO THOSE WHO  .HAVE
SUPPORTED  THE ADVERTISERS  OF OUR PAPER.  THE NORMAL-BY-THE-SEA 
BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON  An Ideal Spot for Summer Study.  Week-end
Excursions to the Islands of Puget Sound,  Nearby Lakes, and Mt. Baker are
Added Attractions  Make Your Plans Now to Come  Summer Session Begins June
4th and Closes August 17th-  The President's Office "Will Be Glad to Supply
Further Information on Request  D. B. WALDO, PRESIDENT.  CANDIES  That are
really Home Made  The largest assortment  All our own make  SMILBS }N
CHUCKLES  CANDY SHOP  1319 Dock St.  Next to Royal Bakery  •B  THE
/RISH PRINTINQ CO.  OIUUTT PRINTERS"  CONSERVE YOUR EYES  A pair of glasses
for close work,  is like a chair after a long walk.  J.C.F. COLLINS 
Optometrist  1312 Dock Tel. 2971  Normal Cafeteria  If You Are Not Pleased,
 Tell us — If Pleased, Tell  Others.  CLUB  BARBERSHOP  Corner of
Dock and Holly  1303 Dock St.

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8. BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON,
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23,1923  iExrfyattg?  Stanford University, Feb. 12. 
Hazing died a sudden death at Stanford.  Tom Irwin, editor of the Daily 
Palo Alto, decided at the time he received  his hazing when a Freshman at 
Stanford, that he would go on the trail  of partakers of these yearly
festivities  or "spanking bees." On January 31, of  this year, Mr. Irwin
caught seven Sophomores  of Erims hall red-handed. The  hall was given the
alternative of agreeing  to abandon the traditional method  of discipline
and adopt a system of  Senior control, or of having exa*mples  made of the
seven.  The sophomores decided to discontinue  their methods . Their
decision was also  followed by Sequoit hall.  The Chinook, Seattle:  West
Seattle High is boosting for  cleanliness and asks: "What do you do  with
your wastepaper ?" "'What do you  do with the papers when you clean out 
your lockers?" " Do you leave them lying  around or do you put them away." 
We can honestly say that our halls,  locker rooms are respectable as far as
 cleanliness is concerned and hope to  keep them that way.  The Ocean
Breeze, Aberdeen:  The editor comments upon success being  achieved only by
work. A great  personality or a strong will power will  not gain success
for you unless you back  up either of these two qualities with  hard work.
A person who may lack a  strong personality and who is very meek  may rise
into the limelight if he works.  Too many people are afraid of their  tasks
and shirk doing them. And according  to the editorial if you are one  of
the latter join Coue's followers and  say to yourself every morning, "I
like  Work." '  B. S. JST. S.  The Right Size.  It is said that once, when
President  Washing-ton was riding near Washington  City, with a party of
gentlemen,  their horses leaped a rock fence: the  last steed over kicked
off several stones.  "Better replace those," suggested the  general.  "Oh,
someone will do that!" was the  careless reply.  When the riding party
disbanded,  Washington turned his horse, and rode  back the way they had
come; dismounting,  he carefully replaced the stones.  "Oh, general!"
chattered a friend who  came along, "you are too big to be doing  that!" 
"Oh, no," replied Washington, as he  stood gravely inspecting his work. "I 
am just the right size."  HOTEL  LEOPOLD  LUNCHEON 60c  Table d'Hote Dinner
$1.00  Sam Rathman's Orchestra  6 to 8 p. m.  Special Sunday Evening 
Dinner  $1.25  BUSINESS GIRLS' LEAGUE  DISCUSS GIRLS' FINANCES  An
enthusiastic crowd of Business  Girls met at the Dean's hour, Tuesday, 
February 20, to continue the discussion  of Investment, held over from the
Forum  of February 6th.  Marjorie Westall opened the discussion  on the
topic "How Can a Business  Girl get along with less than $25 in the  spring
quarter above the cost of board  and room." The speaker believes that  this
could be done if the girls kept their  health and had their spring wardrobe
 to begin with. It developed that at least  13 young women are making out
their  spring budget with the expectation of  spending less than $25 during
the spring  quarter above cost of room and board.  Vergie Glance led the
discussion on  "What to do with $25 above living expenses."  After a very
animated exchange  of views, the group decided on  the following
approximate division:  I. Registration $4 to $6.  (Lecture course 75c,
nurse' physician  50c. Messenger, social life and athletics  $1.50).  II.
Books, $4 to $6.  III. School supplies, $3 to $5.  IV. Miscellaneous, $5.
(Toilet articles,  stationery, stamps, ear fare, etc.)  V. Religious work
and philanthropy,  $2.50.  VI. Social and literary clubs (additional  to 1)
$2.00.  VII. Cultural Advantages, $1.00; lectures  and concerts in addition
to I  above.  VII. (Optional) Clothes, savings or  traveling, $5 to $10.
Recreation in addition  to I( VI and VII found in walking,  hiking, birds
or some other nature  hobby and cultivation of friendships.  Thirty
Business Girls have limited  their expense to $25.00 for the Spring 
Quarter. How would you spend $50.00  above living expenses? $100.00?  In
discussing the distribution of $50.  and $100 respectively, above living
expenses,  the group decided that the difference  should allow an increase
in  philanthropy, clubs, cultural advantages  and provide a definite sum
for clothes,  traveling and savings. Fifteen girls of  the group are
planning to spend more  than $25.00 above living expense in the  spring
quarter.  Joy Taylor spoke on the budget system,  advising her colleagues
to eliminate  foolish purchases and worthless entertainments  in order to
have money for  things really worth while.  In discussing the health of the
Business  Girl, it was unanimously conceded  that no girl should undertake
working  unless she had good health and every  Business Girl should see to
it that she  kept her good health through regular  habits and by
steadfastly refusing to be  overworked.  A pleasing diversion was furnished
by  the reading of two original poems from  the pen of Aladine La Rouche by
Irene  Hoyt, both Business Girls.  The sixth annual banquet of the Business
 Girls' League will be held March  24th at the Normal.  B. S. N. S.  In a
grade school in a western city,  on the 22nd of February, a teacher  asked
this question:  "Who can tell me whose birthday this  is?"  A girl rose
timidly.  "Well, Margaret, you may tell us,"  said the teacher.  "Mine,"
came the unexpected reply.  NEWTON'S  Incorporated  WOMEN'S APPAREL OF
QUALITY  The HOME STORE  1312-14 BAY STREET .  A. LAWSON  BLOUSES, SILK AND
LISLE HOSE  ALL COLORS  OWN YOUR OWN HOME  "The home is the basic unit of
Modern Society. The very-foundations  of National glory are set in the
homes of the?  people, and they will remain unshaken only while the home
life  is Strong, Simple and Pure.''  If you are going to build anything,
let us figure on your bill.  Call Phone 433  Bloedel Donovan Lumber Mills 
RETAIL YARD 1615 ELK ST.  NORMAL STUDENTS  / / Quality and Service are
Appreciated,  Our Success Is Assured  M. J. O'CONNOR  Our Complete Line of
Groceries Will Supply You  Our Service Will Please You Our Friendship Will
Last  PHONES 417 and 482 1021 ELK STREET  NEW LOCATION  LONGWOOD'S SHOE
SHOP  NEXT TO AMERICAN THEATER  1312 Dock Street  LATEST NOVELTY KID POMPS 
EASTER STYLES  BUSTER BROWN SHOE STORE  117 East Holly  Mr. Henderson: "I
gave my wife a A teacher in a Sunday school was telling  the story of the
creation.  "Now," said she, "I wonder if any of  you can tell me the name
of the first  rainbow kiss this morning."  Mr. Simmonson: "What is a
rainbow  kiss ?"  Mr. Henderson: "One that follows a  storm."  man ?"  "I
know," said a bright Italian boy,  "George Washington."

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BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1923  THE CAVE - J , M 
M?®^  AL'ETHIAN PINS  ALKISIAH PINS  ART CLUB PINS  SOURDOUGH PINS 
RURAL LIFE PINS  PHILO PINS  THESPIAN PINS  OHIYESA PINS  MULLER    ASPLUND
 JEWELERS  Adjoining 1st Nat'l Bank  BAGGAGE MOVING  Phone 70 or 15  Quick
Service—Rates Reasonable  MODEL TRUCK    STORAGE CO.  MORSE  HARDWARE
 COMPANY  Established 1884  Distributors of  ATHLETIC AND  SPORTING GOODS 
Electric Appliances  1025-1047 Elk Street  DIAMONDS WATCHES  CLOCKS JEWELRY
 MANUFACTURING, REPAIRING  R. H. LEACH  Manufacturing Jewelers  1334 Dock
St. Opposite Postoffice  HARRY DAWSON'S  C A F E  Try Our  EVENING
SANDWICHES  You Will Enjoy Them  . I l l East Holly St.  EVERYTHING MODERN 
SAYER'S GROCERY  GROCERIES, FRUITS  CANDD3S, ETC.  OPEN ALL DAY SUNDAY  619
Garden St.  £LUB (tflTtj  Alkisiah Banquet Successful.  The Alkisiah
club banquet, which was  held at the Hotel Leopold Friday evening,  was
voted a complete success by all  members present. Covers were laid for 
forty-five.'  A color scheme of purple and gold the  club colors, was
effectively carried out  KILAUEA  Speaking of Dante's "Inferno," Mrs. 
Bunting thinks she has had a glimpse  of it. To standupon a narrow ledge 
one hundred feet above a steaming cauldron  of fiery red molten lava, is a 
thrilling experience, but—it is at the  same time terrible in its
awful beauty.  At least Mrs. Bunting so discovered  when she watched,
fascinated, the seething  lava of (Kilauea volcano on the  largest island
of the Hawaiian group,  steadily rise until it overflowed the  mouth of the
pit.  As you probably know, lava in the  molten stage, flows with about the
 same consistency- as -molasses: conse  quentlv, one can back up before it.
 "However," laughed Mrs. Buntiny, "one  usuallv keeps a respectful
distance. You  know.' it's really hot." At frequent intervals  fountains of
fire caused by currents,  send spouts like sky rockets into  the air. thus
causing the most brilliant  fireworks and giving an intense and lurid  glow
sometimes as high as one mile  above the crater.  It was upon April 3.
1921,' that Mrs.  Bunting, with a small party, visited  Kilauea volcano.
Arrivinsr at noon they  found the lava about one hundred feet  below the
narrow ledge upon Avhich they  first ventured out to look down into  that
turmoil of moving lava. It rose  steadily until it had overflowed the rim 
bv one mile at two o'clock in the morn-ing.  "Then." said Mrs. Bunting, "we
 left, only to find in the morning that  the flow had covered two and
one-half  miles and had reached the foot of the  cliff, upon which stood
the volcano house  or inn. According to Professor Jaeger,  the
voleanolosrist who lives there, it was  the highest and most rapid recorded
rise  in fortv years."  As the fiery cataract flows out. ser-pertine  and
irregular, from its crater,  the lava glowed darkly red thru the  crust
formed bv the contact with cooler  air. The horrible beauty of this molten 
river was further accentuated by the  strong and suffocating gases escaping
 with a hissing murmur from the lava pit  and thru the chasms of the
mountain.  Upon the lake of fire float two detached  islands used, much as
a guage.  to measure the rise and fall of the lava.  These islands, it is
said, made their appearance  in a most unique way. Without  apparent reason
the two shot up  from the depths of the lava, and since  have remained. One
of the islands has  with daffodils and tulle. The favors  were tiny purple
booklets filled with  candies.  May Phinney acted as toastmistress.  The
program of the evening consisted of  toasts on the club traditions. Several
 musical selections were also given.  a cone-like cave resembling the mouth
of  a whale. When currents from different  directions run into the cave, it
seems as  if the wnale cannot swallow so spurts  out the lava with the most
orilliant  gushes.  The HaAvaiians have a beautiful myth  woven about .the
volcano. Acordingc to  the earliest legends, Pele (Pili), the  goddess of
fire. dAvells here. When she is  happiest the gloAV above the volcano is 
brightest and the lava is the highest.  About the volcano is found Pele's
hair.  Clinging to rocks about the mountain it  resembles spun glass, and
is the result  of molten lava blown and hardened by  the Avind. Legends
further relate how  the small, bright stones found here and  there in the
lava are Pele's tears. They  are of topaz color and when hard enough  are
used for jewels.  "When Ave Avent up the mountain to  the pit," said Mrs.
Bunting. "Ave passed  over a Avell-marked trail OArer the old  lava, called
pahoehoe, but Ave did not  return the same wav for the simple  reason that
we couldn't. NeAv lava (aa)  had completely covered the trail and  since
the crusted surface Avas not' quar-anteed  to remain surface if a step
Avere  taken upon it, Ave returned bv auto road,  a detour of seven miles,
to the inn."  B. S. N. S.  Burr! "Ain't" this 'weather fierce!  Numerous
uncomplmentary remarks  may be heard concerning the "balmv  breeze" of
Bellingham the last week.  Day bv day in eA^erv Avay the thermometer  drops
lower "nd loAver.  One AVOUM be amazed to see the much  firi-irvert.ised
spTiool rnrl complexion that  this cold weather brings out. But sad  +o
sav. unlike a particular brand of  snap, the wind does not  lt;mnrantee +o 
n7aee the pink in the desired spots. The  Normal would remind one of n
breAvery  +.o see the flan- of wnrniuc. namely the  inevitable red nose
that "iust Avon't hold  the nOAvder."  "The skin von love to touch" 1ms
heep  r gt;linn lt;red. beeflyise of the shnrP. piereinT  wind, to "T+
s^ratehes." Even pretty  fTvossns pre hidden from AneAA7 by heaAT7 
sweaters and fonts.  Cheer-up! Old cronies of Belliup-ham  sav that those
"North-Easters" WOAV  aAvav as quickly as thev appear.  B. S. N. S.--  She:
"T wonder what Sir Walter  "noipin-li ="iri to the nueen when he put  V
lt;s eop+ -lown for her."  T-Tp. "Probably. "Step on it. kid'."  SPRING
OPENING  AT BASILS  Exclusive Millinery, Cloaks, Suits and Dresses, all
very reasonably  priced.  BASILS  1320 BAY ST. BELLINGHAM'S NEW STORE 
Heard in the Hall.  "Day by day, the weather is getting  colder and
colder."  "Quarter by quarter, programming is  getting more and more
difficult."  B. S. N.. S.  Smith: "So your son is in college.  How is he
making it?"  Smithers: "He isn't, I'm making it.  He is spending it."  B.
S. N. S.  A fond father discovered his young  hopeful reading" a dime
novel.  "Unhand me, villain," the detected boy  called, "or there will be
blood shed."  "No," said the father grimly, tightening  the hold on the
boy's collar, "Not  bloodshed but woodshed."  B. S. N. S.  Keys to a
language  Old and Avise  Eecord of all earth's  Enterprise  Old as the
Pyramids  Living yet  Speaker of all  The alphabet.  —E. M. A. 
PUBLIC SALES  We have purchased 122,000 pair  U. S. Army Munson last shoes
5%  to 12 which Avas the entire surplus  stock of one of the largest  U. S.
Government shoe contractors.  This shoe is guaranteed one  hundred per cent
solid leather, color  dark tan, bellows tongue, dint  and Avaterproof. The
actual value  of this shoe is $6.00. OAving to  this tremendous buy Ave can
offer  same to the public at $2.95.  Send correct size. Pay postman  on
deliA'ery or send money order.  If shoes are not as represented Ave  Avill
cheerfully refund your money  promptly upon request.  National Bay State
Shoe  Company  296 Broadway, New York, N. Y.  Keep That  SCHOOL GIRL 
COMPLEXION  Palmolive Soap, *}Elp  4 bars for md%J  Palmolive l?ace PoAvder
"I [f C  small size *^  Palmolive Face PoAvder OPC  large size **%J  Hinds
Honey and Almond O CC  Cream %J%J-KEMPHAUS  CO.  Bellingham's Lowest Priced
 Cloak and Suit House.  Pictorial Review Patterns '

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BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1923  Your  Photographer 
JUKES  Sunset Block  Established 1889  PHONES 126 and 127  PACIFIC  LAUNDRY
 'He Prof its Most Who Serves Best'  Quality Work and Service  Have your
name engraved in gold on  your Fountain Pen—Co-op.  3Ftat Natumal
iattk  U. S. Depository  Member Federal  Reserve  CAPITAL AND SURPLUS 
$500,000.00  10% DISCOUNT  To Normal Students on all  Ready to Wear
Garments,  Dry Goods and Shoes  MONTAGUE    McHUGH  Alaska Teachers Agency 
"In the land of romance and adventure."  Write for registration blank
today.  KETCHIKAN, ALASKA  See Sam S. Ford for application blanks. 
Expression I.  When Expression's last duties are over,  And our throats we
can open wide,  When the oldest poems are murdered,  And the youngest pupil
has tried,  We shall rest; and begorra shall need it  Lay off for a quarter
or two  Till the best of all our bad teachers  Shall recall us to study
anew.  Wltlr apologies to Mr. Kipling  And no alam at all on his verse,  We
take this last leave of Expression,  Well knowing it might have been worse.
 - i^pearl Brooks.  FRESHMEN WIN KLINE  CUP GAME  (Continued from Page One)
 first /Kline Cup game. The Sophomores  hold the cup at present, so it was
with  blood boiling that the Freshies entered  the game.  From the first
toss-up the spectators  knew that it was to be a hard fought  game. At the
close of the first quarter  the score stood 12 to 10 in favor of the 
Sophs. During the second quarter the  Freshies tried to make up the two
scores  of the previous quarter but failed. By  the end of the half the
score was 16 to 14  still in favor of the Sophomores.  During the
intermission of halves, however,  the Freshies were revived or perhaps 
they were just getting warmed up, for  by the close of the third quarter
they;  held the highest score, 24 to 18. . Too;  much credit could not be
given Agnes  Tweit for her creditable playing. "Aggie"  seemed to have laid
a charm over the ball  and basket; so rapidly did she run up  the score
during the latter part of the  third quarter.  The Sophomores did some
notable team  work during the last quarter, their star  being Mollie
Curtis. But for all the  attempts they could not cover up the  lost scores
and the game ended with a  final score of 29 to 24 in favor of the 
Freshmen.  Sophs Freshies  Brown Center La Vign  Judson Side Center Thomas 
Carver-Bay Guards Gill-Pinkey  Curtis-Mitcham Forwards Turner-Tweit 
Hightower-Reddick Subs. Bowman  Morrison, Barber  B. S. N. S.  MAIL TIME 
Place: Any girl's hall on Normal hill.  Time: Saturday morning, before
9:30.  "Hasn't the mailman come yet?" is  heard from behind closed doors. 
"If I don't get any mail today, I'll  just die-e-e," Avails another
woe-begone  voice, the owner of which is couddled  neath the covers of the
bed.  Every window is the place for a sentinel  to watch for the first
possible  glimpse of the mail man.  A squeal, a mad dash, confusion tells 
the arrival of the all-important personage.  Ahs and ohs followed by a
hush,  tell the number of the letters. Once  more, the routine of the day
is at normal  until two thirty, when the mail  man comes once more.  B. S.
N. S.  An Italian was arrested for chopping  down a small cherry tree in
the city  park in order to use it for fire wood.  When he was brought
before the magistrate  he said: "I no tella da lie, Boss.  T choppa down da
tree witta my hatchet,  George de Wash no tella de lie and gitta  de pat on
de back. I no tella de lie and  gitta stung good."  f  i^altlt (Mmntt  The
Health Alphabet.  A is for Adenoids which no child  should own.  B is for
Breathing to give the lungs  tone.  C is for Cough which we should not 
neglect.  D is for Dentist who finds tooth defects.  E is for Evil of foul
air and dirt.  F is for Fresh air—too much cannot  hurt.  G is for
Gardens where boys and girls  play.  H is for Hardiness gained in that way.
 I is for Infection from foul drinking  cups.  J is for Joy in the bubbling
taps.  K is for Knowledge of rules of good  health.  L is for Lungs whose
soundness is  wealth.  M is for Milk, it must be quite pure.  N is for
Nurses your health to insure.  O is for Oxygen not found in a crowd.  P is
for Pencils—in mouth not allowed.  Q is for Quiet, which sick people
need.  R is for Rest, a part of our creed.  S is for Sunshine to drive
germs away.  T is for Toothbrush used three times  a day.  U is for Useful
health rules in the  school.  V is for Value in learning these rules.  W is
for Worry, which always does  harm.  X is for Xcess, indulgence in no form.
 Y is for Youth, the time to grow  strong,  Z is for Zest, help the good
work  along.  Written by Miss Kelvin from The  Public Health Nurse.  B. S.
N. S.  WHAT NEXT?  It was such a charming fringe, and it  swung so
tantalizingly out of his reach.  Of course there was a vase periously  near
the edge of the .table, but that was  of little consequence. The frisky cat
 cavorted wildly around the room, trying  to make the fringe forget him and
look  the other way. Then with a quick lunge,  he grabbed it! Down came the
table  runner. Crash! went the vase. The cat  dodged and nonchalantly
looked around  with an expression that seemed to say,  "That's over! What
shall I do next?"  —M. B.  -B. S. N. S.  Naturally.  "If there were
four flies on a table,  and I killed one, how many would there  be left?" 
"One," answered a bright boy. "the  dead one."  HEADQUARTERS  FOR POPULAR
MUSIC  We Carry the Hits  HARTER   WELLS PIANO CO.  211 East Holly St. Near
Elk  SPALDING  FOE  SPORT  Quality is built into every Spalding  Athletic
implement. Play your  best with the Best.  A. G. SPALDING   BROS.  1204
Second Ave. Seattle  llllllllllllllllilllllilliilglllllllillllilllilllllll 
f 1  | WE SERVE YOU §  1 Our one aim is to give the |  | Students of
Bellingham |  m a •• H  ii ii  i Particular Service i  n 1  |
Tell us what your wants 1  D IS  i are and we will supply them M  1 OWL I 
I PHARMACY I  i i  Binisiiggiiiiiiiiiiigiiisiiiiiisiiiiiiiigiiiiiiiiiii 
MAPLE  GROCERY  MAPLE AND INDIAN  Phone Your Order  WE DELIVER  Phone 1561 
MARINELLO  Beauty Shop  Massaging  Prismatic Scalp Treatment  Shampooing 
Marcelling, Hair Dressing and  Manicuring  1301 Commercial St. Phone 623 
INDEPENDENT  TRUCK CO.  Daily Auto Freight to Seattle and  Way Points 
Service on all Branch Roads out  of Bellingham, Sedro-Woolley,  Everett and
Seattle  "We want your Business"  Phone 84  Bright Idea.  Troubled Soph:
"Suppose you were in  my shoes. What would you do?  Bright Freshy: 'Td
shine them."  B. S. N. S.  "Mother, George Washington must  have had a
wonderful memory, didn't  he?"  "Why?"  "Because, everywhere I go I see a 
monument to his memory."PPPPP