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Collegian - 1962 December 7 - Page 1
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1HE WESTERN WASHINGTON STATE COLLEGE CalUGiFlrt VOL. LV, No. 10
Bellinghain, Washington Friday, Dec. 7, 1962 List Of Jobs For Summer Now
Available A directory listing of summer jobsthroughout the United States
for college students is now available. Students can begin their
summerplans during the Christmas holiday vacation. ; The 1982 "Summer
Employment Directory" gives thenames and addresses of 1,485 organizations
which want to employ college students. It also givespositions open,
salaries,.- and suggestions on how to apply. : the many types of jobs
in.thedirectory, are found -at summer camps, -. resorts, various
departments of thef governmenty business and industry. - R a t i o n a l
parks, ranches, and summer theatres, listed also need college
.students.'7 .•..•..•
'•'." '•-^ . 0\.^z..-.^-'' Students
wishing summer .work apply dfrec'tly tothe^employers, who are included in
the directory at their own request; : ~ Copies.-, of V;the .new"Summery
Erhploynieht Directory" may-t gt;e obtained :by sending $3 -to -National;
DirectoryService, ^Dept. C.; Box 32065, * Cincinnati" $£, Ohio.
Mark "Rush" for first-class mailing inDecember. Tensions Mount As
Finals Week If ears College To Gel Station In 1964 If all goes
well,Western and the Bellingham area may have an educational television
station by the summer of 1964.The college is asking the state legislature
to grant $56,500 for a studio, .transmitter, and equip-rrjent.Additional
support is expected in matching funds from the federal government. This
would be grantedunder the Mag-nuson- Robert Educational Television Bill
signed by the President May 1. ,Bellingham's television station, KVbS,
has eased the budget by offering $2,500 worth of labor and otheraid to
complete the transmitter and the use of a transmitter support on Orcas
Island's Mt.Constitution. If the governor shows favor to the
appropriations in his address to the Legislature inJanuary, the proposal
will be handed to the state television commission. Provided the plans
areaccepted there, they will then revert back to the legislature for
consideration of a state-wideeducational television network. It is
believed that Western is the only applicant in Northwest Washington. "A
full program schedule is being outlined, including plays special events,
telecourses, children'sprograms and general adult programs. Part of the
programs will originate at Western with films and.live shows, and
provisional plans call for hookup with • the' University
of Washington's "Channel 9(KCTS) for daytime and evening shows. Two
hours a day will be provided by tlie National EducationalTelevision and
Radio Center in Washington. ' Inquiry -has-been made about obtaining the
ultra highfrequency Channel 18. Tensions mount on Western's campus as
hundreds of students settle down fornext week's bath of fire, ignited
through the courtesy of professors, fanned with the madness of finals,and
sustained with the fuel of midnight oil. Three Collegian reporters set
out this week to learn justhow Westernites feel about this perennial
malady called finals week. As expected, everyone/hadsomething to say.
Dave Benseler declared, "Finals are ridiculous. Professors should give
enoughtests during the quarter to evaluate students." On the other hand,
government major Don Holert thinksthey are "a necessary evil," but wishes
we didn' t have them. Jan Tebelman, elementary educationmajor, is of the
opinion that "Finals are somewhat better than a lot of busy work!-"
Maxine, Lightburn,junior, put it a bit more strjangiy. ^'Finals are
horrible,'' she said gt;!' 'They make the . week ^Sveryhectic," Ray Burke
seem^ lt;i: to agree commenting that i gt;ec. 11 '|hrough v 14 are the
dark days:of the fall quarter. .,, - i ^-1 -Linda Crews felt there is too
much emphasis on fact and not enough onconcepts. "I don't think fimm
grades are necessary, anyway!" she exclaimed. Bill Paulson thinks thereis
much emphasis on grades and the final, "If a student does well in a
class for most of the quarter andthen messes up the final he may flunk
the course." Paulson suggests it would be better to use manytests,
supplemented with committee work and projects to base class evaluation
on. He believes thiswould create a "feeling of activity, not passivity"
in students. "Although our finals are bad," Paulsonreasoned, "they are
not as bad as some European school testing programs where students take
onelong test after four years of study." A typical reaction was expressed
by foreign languageelementary education major, Dick Hedges. "I'm
getting used to finals by now," he said, "But I'll reallybe glad when
they're over." He then excused himself to attend his final history
seminar at Shakey's!Students are not alone in their frustrations of
finals. Dr. Herbert Taylor thinks final week is a situationof "sheer
hysteria, although perfectly normal," for both faculty and students. "No
one I know is satisfiedwith the present situation," he said, "but no one
has come up with an adequate substitute." Dr. EdwardNeuzil of the
Chemistry Department described finals as "an enormous barrier between
the firstpart of the quarter and vacation. "I don't believe in finals,"
he said. "They don't serve their purpose.Ten micro-seconds after a
student has walked out he has forgotten 80 per cent of what he learned.
"The main trouble is that people are not learning for knowledge's sake,"
Neuzil emphasized. "They aretrying to get a union card." Finals week
presents a unique set of circumstances for the coffee shop."It is deader
than heck during test periods but between tests it is packed," explained
Charles Blair,coffee shop manager. "Coffee sales rise spectacularly," he
added. "We go through five gallons morecoffee per day." Not everyone is
dreading finals, though. D. Maconoghie, the campus marshal, islooking
forward to them. "My problems all disappear during finals week," he said
jubilantly. "Thereare no campus activities that draw a large group of
students. Everybody is burning the midnight oil."Constantine Franks, local
Hamburger impresario, also viewed finals week with pleasant anticipation.
"Our business goes up quite a bit," he commented. "Cigarette sales just
about double, especially togirls." NSF Awards Western $104,600 In Grants
By Ernie Smith The National Science Foundationhas awarded Western a
grant totaling $104,600 for the financing of a mathematics and
physicssummer institute for secondary school teachers. "The: total grant
for the Physics Department is$43,600, a major portion of which represents
subsistence allowances for the participants, 30 innumber," Dr. Raymond
McLeod, summer institute director, said in a recent interview. Dr.
SheldonRio, mathematics summer institute director, said also in. a recent
interview that the MathematicsDepartment has mathematics participate.
teachers who will OBJECTIVES The prime objective of bothsummer programs
is to enchance the quality of instruction and to improve subject matter
preparationof secondary school teachers who are currently engaged in
physics or mathematics teaching. "This is the first physics in? stitute
of this kind," commented McLeod. Rio noted that this was thfc
thirdsummer the general NSF program had been in operation. Participants
are selected on the been granted.$el,'ooo"by1he NSF ! gt;asis oftheir
capability for ser to support 40 secondary school English TestDates
Changed The English Competency Test dates have been changed for winter
and springquarters, according to Dr. Merle S. Kuder, dean of students.
"The test will be held during the thirdweek of winter quarter on
Thursday, January 17 and Saturday January 19. The dates for spring
quarterwill be Thursday, April 18 and Saturday, April 20." he said. Dr.
Kuder cited one reason for the change, "this action was done to give the
department of English a more reasonable span of time in which toevaluate
the increasingly large number of tests." The chairman of the English
dpeartment, Dr. E. R.Clapp said, "readings were almost impossible,
especially this quarter with the Thanksgiving weekend.It created a real
problem. Now that there will be a longer time in which to read them, a
better job canbe done." Dr. Clapp urged students to take the test as soon
as they are eligible. "Students may take ittheir fifth quarter at Western
if they have successfully passed both English 100 and English 101 at
thisschool." "If the students wait, they will only create more problems,"
he emphasized. STUDENT HOWIECLARK relaxes as he studies for next week's
final exams. OFFERED EACH QUARTER The EnglishCompetency Test is a test
offered each quarter. It is a two part test consisting of a
dictation-spelling part and a written essay. A student must pass the
entire test before he may take his first studentteaching course,
according to the college catalogue. However, accord ing to Dr. Bearnice
Skeen,coord inator of student teaching, there are a few exceptions for
students planning to graduate in spring or summer, 1963. Students
planning to graduate then, who have not passed the English
CompetencyTest, are urged to contact her for details concerning this
exception. Miss Leslie Hunt of the Englishdepartment said, "this test is
not something that the English department dreamed up, but is intended as
a screen to weed out poor writers and spellers before they enter student
teaching." Dr. • Skeen said,"the English Competency
Test is a device to get good qualified teachers." "The English
CompetencyTest is a college test that is not only a test of spelling, but
a test of students' abilities in grammar,reading, writing and thinking,"
Dr. Clapp concluded. ious study in either mathematics or physics.
Thereare no restrictions on who may apply or where they are now teaching
except they must be teaching in the United States. COURSES AND STAFF
"Courses in physics will include upper division courses inmechanics,
electricity and magnetism, atomic physics, history of physics, and
projects andseminars, including discussions of physics curricula and
materials for secondary schools," McLeodemphasized, f Dr. Arnold Lahti
and Dr. Richard Lindsey will assist McLeod in the physics program. The
mathematics summer institute will offer courses in logic and sets, point
set theory, geometry,number theory, and a curriculum seminar. The staff
will include Dr. William Abel, Dr. JamesMcFarland, Dr. Sheldon Rio, all
of Western. Dr. Ralph James of the University of British Columbia
willalso be on hand for the program. Both directors said that credit
gained by completion of the coursesoffered could be forwarded toward a
masters degree. Both institutes will be held during the regularsummer
session next year. Dr. Hoshisaki To Participate In Math Meeting Dr.
Joseph Hashisaki,chairman of Western's Mathematics Department, will
travel to San Francisco Dec. 10 and 11 toattend the regional conference
of the Committee on the Undergraduate Program in Mathematics.Hashisaki
will participate in a panel discussion, "Teacher Education at the
Elementary Level." Theconference will be concerned with implementing the
recommendations of the CUPM and theMathematical Association of America
for the training of teachers at the elementary and junior highschool
levels. Art Contest Slated February Western students with an artistic
flare may considerentering an art contest in the last two weeks of
February. The contest is a joint effort of the ArtDepartment and the
Program Council, which will pay $50 to purchase the best painting. This
paintingwill be permanently displayed as a part of a prospective art
collection in the VU, where the exhibit willalso be held. For further
details, contact David Marsh in A-210, or Moke Boring at theVU desk.
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Collegian - 1962 December 7 - Page 2
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PAGE TWO THE COLLEGIAN FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1962 Dorms To Open All Western
dormitorieswill reopen for occupancy at 2 p. m. Jan. 1, after
Christmasjand New gear's•.:ya"catiipi^^ gt;aocor^dfng \
to Miss Lorraih Powers; dean of women. • "The first
meal served bySaga will be, breakfast on Jan. 2. Meals will be available
on a cash basis on' Jan. 2, and meal ticketpayment will begin Jan. 3.
amnnnnrrminnrro^ Gentlemen take the subtle r-approach in SUITSGentlemen
who like to indulge in an extra portion of fashion will be pleased with
our fine plaid suits inwhich the p a t t e r n i s completely compatible
with business. The Toggery MEN'S APPAREL 115W. Holly The Narrow Store
with the Wide Selection WmmmammmmmmammmmmmmmMathematicians Hear U's Prof
Talk On Buttons The local and global properties of such objects
asbasketballs, doughnuts and buttons were discussed by Dr. Carl
Allendoerfer, professor of.mathematics at the University of Washington,
at a recent -; meeting;. ;of . gt; Western's MathematicsClubj Sigma.'Pi.
By. describing' the mathematical differences. of physical Objects,
Allendoerfer was able to keep his talk, "Differential Geometry
— Local and Global,'' at a level accessible to the
group. ,Allendoerfer/ one of the nation's leading-mathematicians, received
his education }.at; Haverford College, - Oxford University's wherei he.
was.;a;;-Rhodesi scholar, arid Princeton University. S'-,:':. He has
heldfactilty positions at Cambridge .University;.; infe.;Engr: land:
Massachusetts Institute of Technology,Haverford Colleger New York
University and .the University of. Wisconsin -before becoming
executiveofficer- of the Department of Mathematics at the University
of-.• Washington.' . VU Features BySusan Plotts
Western's annual Christmas Sing will be held Monday at 6:30 in the VU
lounge. The Co-ed Chorus and .the Western Statesmen will start out the
program and then everyone will join in for anold; fashioned sing. The sing
was one" of the high points of the 'Christmas season here last
year.Refreshments iwill be served. LEGISLATURE: Vote Of Confidence Given
To Gory Beemoit A dramaticreading of Dickens' "Christmas Carol" will be
given Dec. 13 at 3 p.m. in the VU. Dr. Lawrence Brewster,Dr.
Paul-iWadleigh and Paul Waldo of the Drama Department will take 'part.
; "The 'Christmas Carol' isusually done as a play," said Brews- Iter,
"But the audience loses a igreat-deal by not beingacquainted- with the
descriptive passages and with the language Dickens iises." The'reading,
acutting from the original story by Dickens, was developed three years
ago and put on for the facultywives. It has been-done for groups every
year since but this will be the first time for "the'students.Mrs,"Hite
..of'the^ Finance Office makes the best • fudge ever;
and the Collegian'staff should know!We had some. -Thank you Mrs. Hite:
There's nothing, quife- like «... distinctive ring with -your
schoolseal. Good-looJcingj well-made, and in the best of taste. Come in
today and see the many styles ondisplay. CO-OP ; N#ofC Scramble Game NoV
9 *r.' The VU gt; Tecently joined the Western-'Association of Art
Museums, making it possible for the Union^ to'obtain art displays at
lower'rates|The 'biggest problem the VU has" had in' getting exhibits was
in making contact with the artist, and=the freight costs. W A AM ist; a
clearings house for artists. Oils; water; colors, .crafts,
sculptures,;-interior • design "and .photography are
some of the exhibits toiibe'.had^ ..: ...--;-.-.',7,'•.
-v.-.•'.'••'-:' ;
Western's: Student. Uniori:is one of., thejfew^unions "that
belong•• to;WAAp^VUsiMyKit'is /the
art;:d s partmerits?M ^tiieru colleges ^and* universities that are
members:Have you noticed ther decorations" in the VU? It's Christmas!
Gary Beeman, student body executivevice president, won a vote of
confidence from the legislature Monday after a group petitioning
forBeeman's recall asked for a legislative mandate to control his
activities. The largest crowd to attend alegislature meeting this year
heard the accusations and Bee-man's defense. Following an extendeddebate
the solons by secret ballot voted to support Beeman when the recall
election came up.There were only two dissenting votes cast. Persons
connected with the recall petition said after themeeting that the move
for recall would not be followed through to an election. In other
action, KenStalman, in a special letter to the legislature, resigned his
post as legislator at large. "It's been apleasure serving on this
board," Stalman said. "I feel that my experience here will aid me in the
future."Stalman will enter Mexico City University winter quarter. "The
only think I won't have to sweat down there are finals," Stalman
chuckled. President Mike Hyatt posed an interesting question to the board
and the group of more than 40 students that packed into the room ior the
three-hour meeting. "What wouldhappen if the board refused to accept the
resignation of a member," Hyatt said. ; Neil Murry proposeda revision to
election rules which would prohibit any campaigning on elec; tion days. -
."What if I have, a good friend who goes around asking people to -vote
for me .oh-:'balloting days?'' Doug McCoy
asked.•• "McCoy's question, directed at
the, body, brought on a wave of 'discussion that ended in a moveto refer
the ruling in question to 'a sub-committee. :Tlie Book of the Quarter
com- Dance MembersAttend Workshop '^MMt D^ WITHOUT IT Don't jingle,
jangle, jingle around campus. Be busi- ', nes^-Hke.i gt;ay room and board
and all college ex- I ptenses with an NBofC Special Checking Account.
Nominimum balance, no service charge. It's great! NATIONAL BANK OF
COMMERCE eellingham Office:128 £. Holly Street Sheridan P.
Gallagher, V.P. and Mgr. (pieofi pue uioon) {' A ritualistic
trilogy,performed by .eight.members, of Orchesis Dance.Club,; \yas
Western's contribution to ,the studentdances at the Northwest Dance
Symposium in Ellensburg. One hundred dancers from schools
in..Washington, .Oregon, Montana and .Idaho, attended, the workshop last
week at Central WashingtonState College. The trilogy began with the
ritual of the warm-up exercises and then went-into a prirhitivemovement^
arid sacrifice. Third was a I^egro spiritual.1 Guest artist of the
symposium was MissGertrude Lippincott, dance educator, and performer.
She favors educational dance and has writtenseveral articles pertaining
to modern dance. "The symposium is a marvelous opportunity for
dancestudents to see the creative endeavors of other colleges and to
exchange aesthetic ideas,"commented Miss Monica Gutchow, of the Women's
Physical Education Department, and advisor to the group. "Dance students
came away with new and interesting ideas and; are motivated
toexperiment," she added. ; / JoAnn Princen, Orchesis president,; said
"It was an enjoyableexperience." mittee, represented by Diane Lee,
reported that "Conscience of the Conservative," by Barry Goldwater, would
be the new book for winter quarter. "We have re-vamped the panel this
quarter inhopes of preventing dissension between students and faculty,"
Lee said. "Also we-hope to prevent themonopolizing. of the panel: by one
member." • "Mike Hyatt introduced the' board to his
presidentialreport. i "According to the rules I don't have to tell
anybody,what I'm. doing all year," Hyatt said. "I don'tthink this is
quite fair." -- The report contains letters and correspondence that go
through the president'soffice' each quarter. . - • A
'formal- private report will be kept in Hyatt's office. This formal^
reportwill contain letters which* the president considers controversial
and not necessary lor the generalstudent body's periisaL A censored
report will be available to all students. Hyatt hoped that futurestudent
heads would continue the report program. '7^ ' Gary Gerhard, program
vice-' president, told the.y Legislature that the Four Freshmen'would be
on campus Feb; 26. , v Stan Powiiall, finances-reportedthat last year's
expenditures -re-suited in' ari! $87100 increase1 in capital stocks. "
.': r. "The: PhysicalEducation: De? partment .needs new .equipment and
it's going to cost''a: lot of money/'- Bob Tarleck gt; legislator, noted.
Goltz Announces Start Of Drive VISIT THE Beachcomber Bookshop Books,
old,new, pb's. Active search service. RE 4-4043 ...;f 213 E. Holly
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— FASHION FRAMES Dr. Leroy H. Freeman Dr. Ronald
Maloney The 1963-64 scholarshipfund. drive will be under way by; the,
end of this fall quarter, Harolxl A. Goltz,
assistant.tq.j.tne^presM• dent, announced recently. .
"The.drive will involve a large-*! number- ;of •;.
faculty ,members," ; Goltz explained. ' 'CpntribXitibns1" will; come from
alumni,; student" organizations andbusiness firrrisf. primarily.' . ,
"The. drive, must be completed!^ about the. middle of April,"
Goltz!;emphasized, "because time is., needed to enable the scholarship,
committee to notify prospectivecollege freshmen still in high school
whether or not they will be awarded a scholarship. For upperclassmen at
Western, more time can be allowed, however." Commenting on this
scholarship drive, Dr.Merle S. Kuder, dean of students, stated,
"Obtaining scholarship money is an important job that mustbe done." When
questioned about the allotment of scholarship money,, Goltz said: "When
resourcesare limited, we usually give scholarships to deserving entering
freshmen to get them under way.Upper'classmen can use loans and part-time
employment to complete their, education." State Street Laundromat Next
to YMCA Save time! We wash, dry and fold your clothes in V/2 hours
— Just wash, Vz hour — no need to
wait! Phone REgent 4-1650
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7, "1962 THE COLLEGIAN PAGE THREE A Review College-Civic
SymphonyDelights Listening Crowd By Ron Newell The college-civic symphony
orchestra concert last Tuesdayfulfilled an anticipated evening of
delightful entertainment. . gt;^ With Western's Dale .Reubart asguest
pianist, t^^ group; ^dir^; ected by ;Frank d'Aiidfeaj pr lt;K ' vided a
program pf^amilar select tions to laymen,
arid^^•music-buffs alike. .
'•:-":;';,..,,'; :'*': ' Mozart's; qyerturerio ';The^Ab
gt; EductionFrom; ,thev Seraglio'' ^opened . the iconcert;v^itfr 'ife:
uniquej composition: ; TWe ; selection-iis fromthe
bpera;''Diei^Errtfuhrung Aus Dern^Seail"
(sometimes:trart-slated'•'•' 'The^
Elppemeht -From':•the ;Harem-')^ The-coverture ; l i "
siifV fusediwith^an idiom, knpwninrthe': ,1780's in»^iehiia as
"Tpkish.mii^ sic." In discussing the overture, Mozart wrote his father:
"It -alternates between forte and piano, theTurkish music being always
forte, modulated by change of key, and I do not think anyone can go
tosleep over it" v. .and no one, at least in the Western audience, did.
'• "A JSiegfried idyl." by Wagnerwas, played as
enchanting as it was-written. Wagner originally entitled this work
"Triebschener Idyl" andserenaded his wife, Closima in 1870. As written
for small orchestra the "Idyl" features strings, flute,oboe, two
clarinets/ bassoon, two horns and trumpet. Following the intermission,
the treat :of theevening's entertainment was '* in -store. Beethoven's
Concerto! No. 5 for piano and orchestra^ was:truly performed to
thejfullest extent of its "Emperor" qualities. Reubart's finesse at the
piano developed the exquisite- melodic embellishment of the work. A.W.
CAMPUS COPS.cursed by many for theirtraffic tickets, try campus doors on
their nightly rounds. CAPERS BUT NO CLUBS By Linda Klevedecorations . . .
Even made a profit on the dance . . . Also congratulations to
• Tolo King Bob Plotts.Everyone is rather excited about
the "Nature of a Woman," series scheduled for next quarter . . .
.Features male faculty members who will discuss a woman's role,in
society. . . . . ; ; ' : ' : ' r Inkeeping with the, season, AWS is
selling candy canes for; 10 cents each or three for 25 cents. .' - .
j•= ''•'" Do well on finals and an
early Merry Christmas from AWS. Recently became official neatappearing
"sportswear"- may be worn to-. Sunday eve- ~ ning meal. "Sportswear" re-:
fers to capris,pedal pushers; and bermudas. Sweatshirts are also
appropriate, but no grub-= bies.. . . -•Congratulations
to Marsha! Taylor, Patsy Wilson and;their1 committee for a wonderful job"
gt; with theTolo, especially the' Campus Cops Don't Frown On Funnies By
Ray Burke A bat! Was it Dracula in histransformation? Probably not, but
one of Western's security patrolman was attacked by a bat afew'years ago
in the attic of Old Maiir. He successfully fought it off iwith : his
trusty Eveready. flashlight,according to the campus marshal, D. 0.
Maconoghie, head of. the security patrol. Student SecurityPatrolman
Charles Choate confirmed the fact ..that there are bats in the attic,
viewed each night bysecurity patrolmen when they make their nightly
inspections. Remember . . . We Specialize inDiamonds —
Watches S i l v e r — F i n e J e w e l ry Also
— J e w e l r y and W a t c h R e p a i rMilton E.
Terry JEWELER 1305 Commercial Western's security patrol consists of the
campus copswith a subdivision of traffic control..The patrolmen are
deputized by the city of, Bellingham. Thecombined forces now boast 12
students. "Before the security patrol there was a lone night watchmanwho
inspected the buildings for fire only. The present security patrol,
however, keeps, a wary eye outfor more than just fires," Maconoghie
noted. The marshal called the security patrol a "unique
all-studentorganization ;'' unique because they don't carry guns or
clubs. "It would breed antagonism towardthe patrol from students and
faculty members, the patrol might think with their weapons instead of
theirheads," the marshal said. "Another reason for not allowing weapons
is that a peaceful man's latentsadistic urges often come forth when he
has a gun, as I have observed in several instances while in theU. S.
Navy." Traffic Patrolman Larry Harn-den commented on the purposes of
traffic control. "We areconcerned with service to the students, faculty,
and guests. We keep traffic moving, driveways andfirelanes open for
emergencies and give information." Harnden concluded with, "We are for
thestudents, not against them and will give them the benefit of the
doubt." The purpose of the campus cops was explained by Traffic Patrolman
Chuck Dalton. Bach Motet Featured In Sunday ChristmasConcert Western's
Department of Music will feature the Concert Chorale in the annual
Christmas concert I t never fails! When I get to Bellingham, everyone is
down at Ennens! ENNEN'S THRIFTWAYrwvrtshyotift HIGH AND HOLLY "WHERE
EVERY CUSTOMER IS IMPORTANT" at 4 p.. m. Sunday inthe College
Auditorium. Bach's motet: "Jesu, Priceless Treasure," will be the
selection highlighted, bythe group. David B. Schaub, organist, will open
the program with Daquin's prelude "Noel." The collegechoir follows with
Williams' "He Whom Joyous Shepherds Watched," Lockwood's "A Lullaby
forChristmas," Ward's "That Wondrous Night of Christmas Eve" and Davis'
"Carol of the Drum." SoloistJames Calhoon will be featured with the
Western State-men in Work's "Go Tell It On The Mountain." The group will
also sing Palestrina's "O Bone Jesu" and De Paur's "Oh, Po' Little
Jesus." From Handel's"Messiah," Martin Campbell, bass, will sing the
recitative: "For Behold, Darkness Shall Cover the Earth" and the aria:
"The People That Walked in Darkness." David Schaub will accompany him on
the organ.The coed chorus will do Wil-lan's "Glory To God in the Highest,"
,Di_Lasso's "Adoramus te Christe"and ''Ding Dong, Merrily On High," a
French carol arranged by Barthelson. Tansman's. variations ona theme by
Girolamo Frescobaldi will be played by the college chamber 'orchestra.
Concluding theprogram will be the chorale and choir in Schreck's advent
motet: "Entrance Scene." "The patrol is tomake sure the campus is secure
and quiet after normal working hours." One requirement for patrolmenis
that they be married. The patrol checks for fires in various areas where
hot plates or irons may haveaccidentally been left on. They were credited
with saving part of Old Main last spring when a fire brokeout in the old
honors room. Maconoghie explained that there is at least one fire drill
each quarter ineach building on campus to check the speed of exit of
building occupants and to see if all equipment isworking properly. One of
the problems cleared up recently was that of the exit signs in the
Ridgewaydormitories. They were changed because some of the directions led
people out onto the balconies where escape was impossible. "All doors of
all campus buildings are rattled at least three times eachnight," Choate
said, "but not at the same time each night. This is to help curb any
dishonesty that might occur. A lock keeps out ari honest man." Choate
concluded that "The security patrol isn't here to'get*! anyone, but. to m
a k e everyone's stay here as . pleasant as possible." Past campus
capersthat were interesting, h u m o r o u s, and unique, encountered by
the security and traffic patrols,included the appearance of a real
stuffed seal in the Rain Forest, bats and rats in Eden's Hall andOld
Main's attic, spooky creaks, rattles and mysterious footsteps in Old Main
caused by wind, raiii,and perhaps a stow-away illegally in the building
after hours. An actual outhouse and marble, slabsdraped with a fish net
were set up in front of Old Main; class bells were found ringing all
night in theHumanities Building; the door of the Library was blocked by
a pile of bricks; a beer sign in front ofHaggard Hall stating "It takes
good science to make good beer"; a simulated ladder to the second floorof
Higginson Hall with a man's clothes hung from the bottom to the top; a
real skeleton relocated fromthe PE Building to a nearby field; and a
rumor that said that there were nude swimming parties inWestern's pool
several years ago are a few such capers. Campus Calendar F r i d a y ,
Dec. 7 ioFriday, Dec. 14 FRIDAY, DEC. 7—
4:00-10:00—High School Debate—Lee.
Hall, Old Mam 1:00-9:00—High School
Debate—VU, 11-A, 10, 6, 208, 209
7:00-9:00—Christmas
Rehearsal(Concert)—Auditorium SATURDAY, DEC.
8— 8:00 A.M.—Debate
Tournament—Lee. Hall, Old Main8-00-
5:00—Naval Reserve Tests—Old Main,
Room 231 1:00- 9:00—High School
Debate—VU, 11-A,10, 6, 208, 209 All Day
—Wrestling Tournament—Carver Gym
SUNDAY, DEC. 9—
'''••' ^ r }2:30-
3:30—Fall Convocation for
Graduates—VU Lounge 4:Q0 —Christmas
Concert—Auditorium .7:30 —ASB
Movie—Auditorium '.•' .. ' ' MONDAY,
DEC. 10— 4:00 .
—Vocollegians—A-M 2017:00 "
—kappa Delta Pi—Viking.Union,. 11-A t
TUESDAY, DEC. 11— 7:00.
—NewmanClub—Viking Union, 209 gt;,
7-00 —Inter Varsity—A-M 22 .
• • : ; ^ . . • 7:15
—ChristianScience Organization—A-M
201. . 7:30 -^Humanities Club—A-M 15 ~ ,.; 8:00
—String Program(Children)—Auditorium
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 12-rr r 7:00 —Canterbury
Club—Viking Union, 11-A 4:00
—Vocollegians—A-M 201 /" -: 7:30
—Candlelight Carol Service—UCCF /
THURSDAY, DEC. 13—4:Q0 -r^jgA—Viking.
Union, 208 FRIDAY, DEC? 14— (Nothing on calendar)
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PAGE FOUR THE COLLEGIAN FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1962 A Department Store
Christmas Christhas poured out all his tinsel, colored lights, Christian
ads, and seasons greetings over all the UnitedStates in his annual and
futile attempt to let us know he's still around somewhere; all the
unemployed fat men have aired out their uniforms for their seasonal
transient labor; and all the department stores havetaken on a healthy
"more Christmasy than thou" attitude—and the farce is
again upon us. Even theViking Union lounge has taken on the look of a
miniature Macy's —-and any day we expect to see
theentire city of Bellinghani come rushing in the doors to buy the cute
little toothpicks and anythingelse that might be lying about. I As
Christianity in the United States jibecomes more and moremeaningless,
'Christmas becomes less and less Christinas and will soon be only a day on
the -jcalendar for which people buy gifts for 'others in anticipation of
greater gifts | n return. ji The whole ideabecomes even more -
^ridiculous when one stops to think .that t h e concept of Christ has been
reduced?to a fat man with a white beard and jan evergreen tree with
garbage on it— ^neither of which have anybearing on:
4he fact that Christmas is the celebration of the birth of one of
history's greatest prophets. And if any birth relating to Christianity
should be celebrated it should be ithe birth of Saint Paul,
thatletter-jwriting idiot who did everything i n i i is [power to see
that the Christian religion jnever had arational or even spiritual
Ibasis-—and succeeded. r- But the celebration (and it
really is a ;celebration, ifone can believe t h e Car-ling's beer ds)
does serve a useful purpose, besides that of making storeowners richer.
The birth and death of Christ are the only two things that are holding
the Christianreligion, at least in the United States, together. If it
weren't for the emotionalism involved in these yearlyevents that draws
the "backsliders" into the chapel, humans would probably immediately
revert to their basic amoral ways. One might even develop the idea that
Christmas is actually anti-Christian. If we areto believe that one of the
bases for all this nonsense about giving everybody and the family
dogpresents is that Christ was big on the idea that it is better to give,
etc., we can look about and see thateveryone seems to be taking. Kids
want long lists of things from "Sahta?' (and usually get them),college
students want typewriters or sports cars (and often get them), and mommy
is terriblydisappointed if she doesn't get a mink coat or a n e w house.
And whoever buys all these things neverseems to buy them i with the
feeling that he is actually being grand and giving something, but that he
isobligated to keep peace in the family. And Christmas cards are another
seasonal absurdity. We getfancy, expensive greetings from people we
haven't seen for years and care little if we see again. Buteveryone is
still taken in by the great evergreen facade. We see students in the
lounge with bowed heads and sincere'humility gazing at all that Yule-tide
splendor — wondering what their mommies anddaddies will
give them. —Bill Burke. fPrdblom Of Dictatorship
liJPar gtiay Revealed Statementtranslated by Collegiate press service.
"The Federacion Universitaria de Paraguay has the honor oftak-the floor
to express the solidarity of Paraguayan students with all the students of
the world who aremaking their student life a bulwark against oppression
and social injustice. "The struggle in whichParaguayan students have;
been engaged for a long time against one of the most cruel, dictatorships
in the history of the American people is well known by all; the
government of Paraguay, in the hands of General Alfredo Stroes-sner; has
established a typical ^Latift American Creole dictator- Ship.~ "For 19.
years the country has lived ; in a state of emergency; there does not
exist a single politicalparty jn Paraguay, neither is there a
student-center nor the University Federation, which 'could make use of
the media of •broadcasting; papers, magazines or radio;
the foreign-press agencies aresubjected to severe govls ernmental
control. The*- regime1 combats all opposition which rises againstthe
arbitrary measures which it imposes with a perfectly contrived police
force, with the most vigilantmeans of repression and with professional
torture. Accompanying this situation of terror there isunfolded the most
dramatic social and economic situation in which the- Paraguayan people
live. "Themost eloquent sign of the state of affairs in Paraguay is the
fact that there are more and moreinternational organizations offering
food and clothing to the people of Paraguay; in -this aspect,international
aid in 1960 reached the sum of U. S. $1,500,- 003. with which one could
only remedy theproblem—but not solve it. "Besides
this, a grave problem farms to search for a better life outside
thecountry. "But what is most dramatic is that the Paraguayan government
is unmoved by this tragedy, and does absolutely nothing to make citizens
stay in the country. "All this situation is accompanied bytremendous
administrative corruption, a veritable military caste having been formed,
enjoying all theprivileges denied the ordinary people: "In the
international field, neither the Organization of AmericanStates nor the
United States has done anything to alleviate the situation at all; on the
contrary, ourdictator is constantly receiving visits from presidents of
other nations who call themcelves democratic.The U. S., just as Argentina
and Brazil, maintains military missions in Paraguay, is_the massive
exodus of Para*- j which give assistance to the Par guayan citizens, to
the neighbor-! aguayan military,especially in ing countries of Brazil and
Argen-1 their fight against the guerillas tina^ Hundreds ofParaguayans j
who are the heroic vanguard of daily abandon their homes and the
liberation of ourfatherland. "Certainly the situation of the universities
is no different from the general situation of thecountry. The university
is subject to a rector who is directly under the control of the
government. Ananachronistic and arbitrary set of statutes concerning the
university has been imposed by thegovernment. The result is inadequate
offices, ill-paid staff, and an annual budget insufficient to
coverminimal expenses. This is briefly the typical pattern of our
universities, but in the midst of this theParaguayan students, the FUP,
despite the most violent repression, persecution, banishment andprison,
does not cease its active struggle against the dictatorial regime. "And
it's here that we say thatit is the hope of the Federacion Universitaria
de Paraguay that all the students of the world willunderstand our problem
and give encouragement to the student of Paraguay in this so unequal
andheroic struggle which has ensued Bv Dick Simmons A rumor has filtered
out of the Biology Departmentthat 3,000 vicious green Himalayan termites
have escaped from one of the labs and are presentlychewing Old Mange to
bits. Students are warned not to use the stairs near the lecture hall
because: WEARE TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF A CATASTROPHE!!
• • • A funny thing
happened lastSaturday night . . . . the AWS Tolo. Actually that wasn't
really what I'm referring to. What happened wascompletely irrelevant. I
was at this rollicking, frolicsome, huge Bacchanalian orgy on this great
big raftout in the middle of Lake Whatcom. This may seem rather hard to
believe, i.e. the fact that anyone would throw an orgy oh a raft in the
middle of Lake Whatcom, and with risible sensitivities I find
myselfchuckling a bit as I realize that my own thinking is in accord with
your views, but it's true! — Skoff
..•'. ., Well anyway this party was being held in honor
of everybody who had flunked out this quarterbefore the quarter was over.
We were all chanting our fight song to a beautiful Gregorian melody:
"Fight!Fight! Fight! for Ditchdigger High"—It made us
feel good. There was this girl at the party named GrettaFunge, a buxom
lass full of vinegar and viiupretive humors—well
anyway, Gretta had a big love bite thathad caused her to go completely bald
at the tender age of 18. But that also is irreverent. Just as theparty-was
reaching the acme of equalitarian discrepancies, I suddenly remembered
that I had forgottenmy gold plated tie tack with the picture of Eleanor
Roosevelt riding a donkey and telling the women of the world how to be
better women, given to me by that grand old man of washroom maintenance,
HermanFlush, in the Collegian office. So I threw Gretta in the lake,
raced, to shore, jumped in my car, streakedup to the College, slammed
into the garbage truck parked behind the coffee shop, ran down the
backsteps to the office, tore open the door, flicked on the lights, and
suddenly there were these two beautifulgirls sitting there looking rather
surprised, and not knowing what to say. (Now wasn't that a heck of a way
to tell you about these two gir|s that were sitting in the dark down in
the Collegian office last Saturdaynight?) yeah. . : '?-*
lt;•'• Anyway I didn't want them to
become violent so I casually said: "Hi there, how are you. Sure is a.;
nice office here in the dark, ha ha." ^ They started to sputter and
giggle, as girls are accustomed to do, and so of course I ran back out the
door because I think that the more blondeone was carrying a switchblade
in her motorcycle boot. "-; ; ; * * ' • * . '
• • " ? • : ' = '
.Campus radicals are going to stage a massive "riecftfri" on Edens Hall
steps tonight. This action coniesas a direct protest to the action taken
byzthe^EdensHaiV'fr is campusing anyone caught^kissing lt;; onthe: steps
:betore closing hours. ••:/-": ;
gt;.;~ .- ; ^ v lt; r - V y ^ ' - -: The Edens Hall girls are ofcourse
upping arms (pun pun) • Some have decided to go neck on
Higginson's steps, others arebuilding rope ladders. Overheard
conversation: Girl: "I'm as good as any man." Boy: "My but you set high
goals for yourself." Needless to say . . . . . . if it's heedless, why say
it? Overheard conversation No. 2:"Say, do you know you have halitosis?"
"No, but hum a few bars and I'll see if I can pick it up."Everybody on the
staff—except Burke, Smith, Boy-sen, Bourasaw, Bermari.
Cratchet, Legree, MarnenSartre, Fenster and Fink—would
like to wish you a happy finals week, a thoughtful Christmas, and a re-;'
warding New Year . . . blip-blip-blip-blip-blip. THE COLLEGIAN Official
Weekly Newspaper of WesternWashington Slate College, Bellingham,Wash.j
„.•••"
.Second-class postage paid alBellinghem, Washington .. ;» COPY
DEADLINE-tuesday 12 Noon Editor. ... .'. Managing EditorBusiness Manager
Sports Editor.-.. :.,...._............. Copy Editor.... .....
Photographer.,.1 „.. :. .:•.Secretary.
........ Advisor „.„.
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............;..v;:Biii gt;Burke^ . „.
..........Dick.':Simmons; ..„.".„
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Cole ,.„.:„l..:..^.l.S.....-~.^
......Julte'"'Johnson', X^I1...~..~;.L ..-.....^......^.iiJarnes Mulligan'
Staff-Gary Anderson, Jim Anderson,. Karen, Bainter,-,PaulasBayne,
TedBerman,. Alissa; Biggs, Jane Blackstock, Noel Bourasaw, Ellen Brainard,
Shirley Buginnis, Ray Burke; I Dave Colburn, Glenda Cox, Linda Crew's,'1
Allen Dprband, Cami Enslow,- Joe Fasciani;. Loren Finley,Denny Freeburn,
Linda Kleve, Roger Libby, Ron Newell,.Jean Parmenter,; Anita Pearmain,
Susan Plotts,Vicki Schalm, Ernie Smith, Lloyd Strong, David Suffia, SO
long against the dictatorship." ! Bob lefieck,Barb Upper, Pat Wood.
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Collegian - 1962 December 7 - Page 5
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER; 7, 1962 THE; COLLEGIAN PAGE FIVE LETTERS DON'T LIKE
COLLEGIANEditor, The Collegian: A responsible student press makes an
important contribution to a collegecommunity. The role of the campus
newspaper, -informing the community and serving a function ofintellectual
leadership, is particularly noteworthy. Student government also has a
vital rqle^o play in,educating students .for participation in politics,
as well as in representing student opinion arid'administering phases of
the college-program. These roles of press and government are
essentiallycomplementary, not'. antipathetic., it would be unfortunate
ifthe press should see its role towardstudent government as primarily
negative arid destructive; equally unfortunate "would be thesubjectionof
student leaders td_ unfair attack by the pressj perhaps,, tending to
discourage; futurecandidacies for these leadership-positiohs/' News media
today are widely recognized as, having anobligation to separate editorial
opinion from news "columns/ and to report the news accurately aridfairly.
It appears to. iis that The Collegian has not fully accepted this
distinction, as illustrated by theissue of. Noy^ 30. The lead headline,
' 'Beeman Ousting Imminent . .. " is not supported by the storyfollowing,
arid was a pr|-judgment which' apparentiy assumed ^thatV
•if a recall election were gt;held, the Subject of- the
-story would -be defeated. This unsigned story-fails considerably short
-of -presenting; ja coherent, grammatical, and fair statement yot. the
facjs involved. That- "the' only quoteavailable from an informed
student'',-should come frorri one who had,"on Oct. 5, written; ah attack
in TheCollegian ori;Beeman'rs efforts- with regard to^the Book Store;
seems an extraordinary breach offairness. .' Turning: to the^ editorial
page, if Beeman is,a ''scapegoat'' as the headings indicates',then",
according to: our-dictionary, he is "one: who bears the blame for
others?' The entirely gratuitousheading on the second editorial, "Besides
the Gary Beeman Scandal," assumes-the existence of a"scandal'' which has
not "been' proven..^ -v;/ .-•'-'.
''-;'.•;;•-.•':•.=
A campjis.newspaper,,supported out Of student fees,-;arid design nated
the %%lf icial Weekly*^.Newspaper''of the College, has special
responsibilities whichjitt seems to us; have been insufficiently
recognized byits staff. At arnini-mum, these surely include accurate,
literate, and fair reportage in the newscolumns, with headlines avoiding
prejudicial sensationalism perhaps modeled after some of the less admired
segments on the. non-student press. To the exteni that The Collegian
circulates beyOnd: the campus, it is an important means of. representing
WWSC.to the larger community and state,including members of the State
Legislature. Whether in its r tendency -toward sensationalism and -- iri
its frequently unfortunate syntax: it has, been a good representative is
at least open to argument: Inits editorial advocacy of an essentially
pacifist position, the paper has doubtless ..been within itsrights, but
surely;; represents only a minute fraction of student opinion. That its
columns have not beenopened more fully to contrasting opinions seems
inconsistent with its financial support andrepresentative
responsibilities. In no. proper sense is The Collegian the editor's
newspaper; it is thenewspaper of the entire college community, and should
reflect its aims as "a community of scholars."Consistent with that
objective, The Cdllegiari might well extend its coverage of na»
tional andinternational affairs, including signed columns of informed
opinions by able students. As WWSCexpands, it may be appropriate that
both the roles of student government and the student press growwith it.
To fulfill its potential as a vital force in an intellectual community,
offering a broad sampling of campus news and opinion, and increased
attention to the problems of the larger. community, local, national, and
international; The Collegian is, we- hope, making plans for enlarged and
more frequenteditions, with increased emphasis on the canons of;
jour-nalistic ethics. . - JOHN J. HEBAL AssistantProfessor of. gt;
Government RICHARD L. PURTILL Instructor of Philosophy A. HUGH
FLEETWOODAssistant Professor of ^Philosophy . ------ gt; LOWELL T, -CROW
Assistant Professor of Psychology gt; HERBERT G, KARI^L Assistant
Professor of ' Geography " is almost impossible for such things,to
occur/ •••.-, Again,
please accept our apology for the inconvenience suffered by so
manypersons attending your recent dance. We will hope for an opportunity
to redeem ourselves and repayyou for your understanding. MEMORIES
PHOTOGRAPHY \"WE*I«E SORRY!' Editor, The-CpllegiahirIn regards
to J the, recent mishap concerning the loss of considerable Homecoming
photographs,we would like to express pur -.deepest regret to the students
and faculty. We do hope that our pastreCbrd of a. service based on quality
and dependability will hold us up .at this time. We are, of course, a
specialty firm and have provided our services for you on many occasions.
Each of ;these times theyhave been 7rieceived with no calamity. l.^'^\ ^
•
••• You may rest
assured that any dancesserviced by our company in the futuf'e will be
given the utmost in consideration, and will be handledwith due respect
for your understanding.. You also may "rest assured that an error such
as the recentone could not and will not happen, again. Ah occurrence of
this nature has not to our knowledgeoccurred for many, many years, and we
hope never will again. Our safety checks and quality controlsare such
that. it AMUSED OVER FOIBLES Editor, The Collegian: I have been
following, with a greatdear of amusement, the controversies about the
foibles of certain student legislators and their critics.Really now, are
we, the students, supposed to take all this seriously? Are you really
this hard put to find filler material? The whole thing, I think, conjures
up a vivid image of a pack of dogs sniffing after abitch that is too small
to mount. But, then I suppose this is another of the tiresome old
turnstilesthat most of us think we have to pass through at one time or
another. - I was under the impression thatmost people outgrow this sort of
thing and leave it behind with their freshman beanies, beards and
otherundergraduate foolishness. However it has recently come to my
attention that certain facultymembers have lately taken part in this,
grave, grave situation.. Now, it may be that these facultymembers believe
that because of the professorial omniscience image, they will be heeded
and theirefforts therefore will be effective. But, I'm afraid that what
they may feel to be effective will merely rapethe emotion of their
intended audience without nourishing its values. But then they couldn't
possibly beserious, could they? I mean, after all, college is not an
academic romp, is it? NAME WITHHELD [THEBELMNGHAM iNATpNiL' BANK \'
'Locally Owned and Operated -SiriCel904" [CORNWALL HOLLYDrive-in Off
ice at 1605 Cornwall Ave. Merriber F.D.I.C. ADS DISTRACT STUDY Editor,
:The Collegian:;Last Jweek I was sitting in the Viking Union coffee shop
attempting to review a- speech, for one of -my classes gt; .:; .About
mid1-way through, gt;!By the; very nature of pur society, the public is
. ." ." I was ;bpmbarded with, "Colgate Gardol toothpaste. It cleans your
breath, while -it , cleans your teeth,plank,": piink." I'm convinced
that there are numerous other students who come to the coffee shop
toeither review, study, chat with their friends, or perhaps-just to relax
over a cup of coffee and "think" alittle. To be interrupted by
nauseating advertisements at varying intervals is not my idea of a
pleasantatmosphere. Don't Dry cleaning in a flash . . . better service
for much less: Featuring— AutomaticPressing Equipment
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m. PARK MANOR Self-ServiceDry Cleaning ACROSS FROM ALBERTSON'S we get
enough of the garbage on the radio andtelevisionat home? (Providing, of
course, that we "watch and listen!") I realize that the paper can't
control. thissituation, I'm only hoping kindred souls will read this and
"complain" to the right sources. In this day and age, a good, timely
grumble is to be relished. SANDRA STROM THANKS PROGRAM COUNCILEditor,
The Collegian: I would like to take this opportunity to publicly thank
all the members of theprogram council and the many students who helped
decorate the Viking Union this past Sunday. This isthe second year that
the Union has been Montgomery Fuel distributors for STANDARD
HEATINGOIL 1417 Railroad Ave. RE 3-9320 decorated for Christmas and. I
am sure that the entire1 studentbody is grateful to all those who helped
in the decorating. I hope that all students and faculty will stop by the
Union and notice the decorations that have been placed in the lounge;
take note particularly of the nativity scene and the toothpick Christmas
that are oh the tables. Thanks again to all those who helped. GARY
GERHARD Program Vice President ELVIS PRESLEY in - ; - GIRLS, GIRLS,
GIRLS — And— : JAYNE MANSFIELD in
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Collegian - 1962 December 7 - Page 6
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PAGE SIX THE COLLEGIAN -FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1962 Arise Students! Choose
Your 'Stick,Prepare For Battle By Anita Pearmain Umbrellas! Umbrellas!
Umbrellas are everywhere these days.In fact, if they are not constantly
on the alert, students are liable -to feel the hard point of their
realismin the eye", on the back of the.-hfead, in the _pit of the.stomach
jor in a jbuckling blow behind the knees. ; .
•-'•_V~~y[' iThere% are ? various^ and
sundry Ways' to carry' ah umbrella^more ^popularly:known-as the '-status
[stick." .-We mean other ways be^ sides the obvidiis open-oyer-the^ J
head -carry, which seems' to be •most populatoduring
periods of extreme cloudiness. . gt; ! :;yPor.!.the; ;Iadies]r there,
4s; the ;pomt-forward : belly^-high carry. [Tfiis^pne , if , very
Veffectiy^ ori .crowded sidewalks and in dark hallways.
• And for .the.rtgentlemen on campus there: is;the-
always appropria t e "clubcarry." This carry has [a wide range of
variations and !can be madei Lto.fit ;anyLman'js 'taste's. '. '--::
t'-,'- ''••'• '-.
There is also the iarmfby-the-side- grip-qn:the-end' club ^arry,
ther'-'arm-by-th^sid'e-grip'--^--' the-rniddle club carry; «and
theover-jthe^ shoulder club carry, to name jjust a few:,
:-,.*•".., '^Another extremely,popjuar: carry for the
ladies seems to .bCthe clutch-crossways - acrossTthe-bbdycarry...This one,
^gairi, i s an. es-jpecially gratifyihg "carry to execute on a
crowded-sidewalk, or pokPlot ts Gfets iToJfo Crown jfc By Roger Libby
According to Western women, students, .Bob Plotts isthe most desirable
male on campus. Rlotts was crowned Tolo King at the 'AWS W ^ :
^plo,;vcjrystal.Chalet," held in the Viking Union Dec. 1. . " . _ Plotts
received an alpine hat-while SueCaufman sang "Mr. Wonderful." The
newly-crowned Tolo King and his date, Lojrraine Marr, then led thenext
dance. ' Decorations consisted of a chalet entrance complete with ski
and mountain climbingequipment. White snpwflakes and trees provided the
supplements to'the .various tempos as played by the college dance band.
In keeping. with the alpine setting,.hot punch iwas served, by girls in
ski put-;fits, and photographs were; taken in front of the fireplace on a"
bear \ Committee chairmen fpr^the dance' were: Co-chairmen, Marr sha
Taylor and Patsy Wilson; [chaperones, Cherie.Simkiris; decorations,Rosalyn
Stromberg and Joan Spalding; royalty, Joan Clark and Lenora'.Thomsen;
programs, BarbiRoUsh; publicity,! Dorothy Langsejh; and refreshments,
Susan; Jabusch and Gloria Wastradowski/f";'; ':V;r Audition Set For
First Wee^k General auditions for winter quarter ftheater productions
will beginthe first week of the quarter, according to Dr. Paul Wad?
leigh of the Speech Department. Partsare.^available in both the
Auditorium production, "Time Remembered,'' -and in the Old Main
theatreproduction, "Everyman." All interested students are: urged to
audition. Date and time will beannounced. : The Speech Department's next
offering will be ' ^The Fourposter'' on Jan. 11 arid 12. Thisunique drama
which has a cast of only two will be presented as part of the studio
theater series. whilemaking entrance to a building- V'
.•'.' '::'^.-:i Essentially, this? carry consists: of
making sure .thatthe point of; the umbrella protrudes on one: side' Pf
the - carrier's body; arid that the crook-of the handleprotrudes oh the4
other.:Thus the lady can, with^alittle;practice, either jab passersby:;
in the belly orcatch them around the neck. 1:A few other: common uses of
the status stick include use as afencingjfoil: and as a convenient shower
for the enemy nearest you. 'The-former is good any timer if onedoesn't
mind cleans ing the: blood off: thejtip of his instrument* .The latter is
usable only on rainy dayswhen the urrir brella is very wet. its use is
ad? vised only if onedoesn't mind cleaning the blood off thearea around
one's nose. '% '-•• : -V After: this ,
brief resume on the proper use of the iumbrella, we expect to see a little
better hand?, ling of avnasty. situation." - From now, ;pn, if someone
jabsyou—run them through! If they
•ppke.-,xpu; gt;,i^;4the.li.breadbasket-^^ bash them
over the head!Let's have novmore*bf this hanky'panky stuff like "Oh,
excuse me." ^Rise. u p j students^\pf %WSCJ!Protect" yourselves, from'*
yourj selves!;:';-':-"-^; / ' -" ^ A Sad Saga Of SAGA Mealtime By Ted
BiunanThe imploring look in his eyes touches the heart. Wet and
bedraggled, he stands gazing at the lines_of people. Someone calls him
and with eager anticipation he goes forward. Some look at
hirifdistastefully, others ooh and aah as he comes by. Soon he wriggles
his way into the warm building...The smell of food reaches his nose and
he sniffs delightedly. Edging closer to the door of the fragrant-smelling
room, he suddenly stiffens. A person in a white coat has seen him and
with a shout of hey!,starts after him. Cowering behind the nearest people,
he tries to stay un-noticed. But he is spotted andwith a look of fear in
his eyes, he runs out the door. This little drama is repeated time after
time atWestern. Each mealtime is marred by the tragedy felt by the small
being. Naturally this concernsthe dog who somehow never quite manages to
go through the meal lines at Saga. Of course he isbecoming better at
ducking and weaving in and out among legs. Some day he may make it.
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1962 THE COLLEGIAN PAGE SEVEN Central Tops Western In
TournamentFinals By Webb Hester If nothing else Western is a sports
minded college. Every weekend the majority-of the male students on
.'.campus,, watch at least two football games ion television. Some even
start'serious training by smoking two packs of Viceroys instead of their
usual one so they can enter thefootball7 contest more times.. Then there
is that small (but growing) core of potential,race .drivers fromhighland
and Ridgeway who find the walk-from the dorms to Saga itpo strenuous and
have to. drive theircars down at meal times. Western haS many sports
minded students but many.'of Vthem are strictlyarm chair; guarter.-
backs who n e v e r g ^ put a^d participate in any.,kind -of 'athletic
endeavor. Every Saturday" the gy-ni'-',is^ opeil .from
•: oiielAoXthrjee but many students want to stay and
watch thegame on TV. Be-- ing a spectator is relaxing: and fun but-one
-should strive" for a happy mediumbetween being a spectator and a
participant. Students who wish to have fun by engaging in sportsshould
try to participate in carry-over sports or sports that increase the
vitality and fitness of theindividual. Many students wili;answer that
they get enough exercise just walking around campus butthese are the same
students who after walking up; to HigMand are panting heavily. A second
look at;the question would reveal more exercise would- make any physical
"effort _ easier.- ... : In thepast;students^had a reason for
notparticipating in: intramural activities for only three sports
wereplayed, but this year that reason is no more as over a dozen
intramural activities are on this -year'sslate. Intramural participation
has increased but not as much as it should. Only a dozen students signed
up for the recent volleyball activity. The next intramural -activity on
this year's agenda is basketball with five leagues on tap this season
ranging from league A, the better teams, to league EX anyone who canwalk
up and down the court can play). Today is the last day: for signing up
...a-.team.' so choose fourof your buddies; pick a crazy name, and head
for the.PE office. Western, placed six players ,on the All-Evergreen
Conference football squad -recently chosen. Western Meets Montana
Tonight The WesternWashington Vikings will meet Western Montana tonight
and tomorrow night in the gym in the Vikings'first appearances at home.
The Vikings, under.new Head Coach Chuck Randall Will feature a three-two
offense and a man to man defense.' Randall will not change, his style of
game any from that used inthe Totem tournament. Western Montana has only
orie big man and the. Vikings plan to play himstraight across. Randall
will go with his regular first five in tonight's first home game.
Starting at guards will be . speedy defense .. minded Don Huston,k
all-conference, high scoring Mike Kirk and springyand jump shot artist
Bob-Thomas. At forWards will be hefty Bob Gilda and' all-conference,
Vikingscoring"' and rebounding' leader "Jungle Jim" Adams. On the
offensive team are Bob Plotts, soph.;tackle John Fuller-ton, and guard
Dave Alferd. Oh the defensive unit linebaeker Gary Fumano, halfbackKen
Fry and safety Doug Ringenback were chosen. Tackle Miles Phipps, guard
Matt Kjelstad, Plottsa%d Alferd rated[honorable mention oh defense, , and
end Gary Moore, quarterback ;Terry Parker,. andlhalfbacks Ken- Fry and"
Ron Roe made honorable mention on offense. The JV's played Skagit J..
C.last Tuesday and won 76-70. Jensen scored 20 points, and Brett 17. In
the second team they won also 57-44 with Buttons scoring. 12 points and
Gregory: pulling down 20 rebounds. Western finished second to the
Central Washington Wildcats in the Totem Invitational Tournament last
week as they lost a 67- 58 decision in the finals held at the University
of British Columbia. The Vikings got to the finals bybeating UBC 56-45
Friday night while the Wildcats edged New Westminster 69-68. ' -The
Vikings had awarm 50 per cent from the field in the first half as they
jumped off to a 9-1 lead and led at halftime 33-25. In the second half
Western cooled off to a 25 per cent shooting percentage as Central
-spurted back,led by Jim Clifton and Brad Wilson, and barged ahead of the
Viks to win. The Wildcats' superior heightand accurate free throw
shooting spelled the difference in the game. The Vikings give Central
two tothree inches a man yet outscored them in field goals 22- 20 but
Central hit 18 of 22 free throws to winthe game at the foul line. Mike
Kirk led the Big Blue with 6f applers Make Good At U. Of WashingtonThe
Viking grapplers made a good showing at the pre-season invitational
tournament at the University ofWashington Saturday. - V
•vtThree of the Western;.mat men irTade the- semi-finals
before losing while Dave.Lyle got to the finals before losing.-in the 115-
pound class. J V . Reaching the settii-finalswere Western's John Bayne
in the 147- pound class, Mel Johnson in the 177-pound class and TerryLane
in the 191-pound class. Viking Wrestling Coach Bill To-maras fielded a
team that placed high incompetition with teams from Washington,
Washington State, Oregon State, Oregon, CentralWashington, Skagit J. C.
and Clark J. C. TWO SWIMMERS shove off as the watery sports seasonbegins.
Blue Barnacles Win Swim Event The annual Blue Barnacles Coed swim meet
was held lastSaturday in the pool with some 40 swimmers participating in
the affair. Besides the regular races, four form events were held with
the victor displaying the best technique, in his event. lt; -- . The
BlueBarnacles won the women's division by a wide margin with 59 points to
make the meet a completesuccess for them. In second place, 20 points
behind, came Ridgeway, the Vik-ina Dolphins and last,Donovan Hall. In
the individual women's scoring race JoAnn Lindahl came out on top, with
MichaelJones second', while Trudy Webster and Cheri Schley tied for
third. In the men's division, theBottom Dwellers edged the Throw
Togethers 53-48 with Ridgeway finishing third. Student BodyPresident Mike
Hyatt was the top scored, with Bob Thirsk finishing a close second and
Len Chapmanthird, although he entered fewer races than Hyatt and Thirsk.
Caldwell was in fourth place. Stars Keep Ball Bouncing, Beat
Ex-Vikings. The Harlem Stars were hard pressed to beat the ex-Viking
stars 66-54 last Friday night at Carver Gym before a crowd of
approximately 900 people. The Vikings stayed right with the visitors in
the first half as the Harlem Stars showed up late for the game and
appeared to betired from traveling. In the second half the Harlem ball
club warmed themselves and the game up as they began to hit from outside
and. show their better tricks to the crowd. Andy Sheppard, a 6'5"
forward,poured in 20 points as the long 30'- plus hook shots began to
connect. Showboat Buckner was thehighlight of the game as he kept up a
constant stream of chatter throughout the ball game. Althoughthey played
the whole game with only five players the Harlem team showed they had
poise andshowmanship. 18 points followed by "Jungle Jim" Adams with 17
points. Junior Bob Thomas hit 14points and helped Adams, who collected 18
rebounds, on the boards. In Friday night's ball gameWestern had the first
game jitters in the first half, trailing 34-29, but tightened up
defensively to hold UBC to 11 points in the second half. Adams led the
team in this game also as he grabbed nine reboundsand scored 10 points
in the first half. Thomas led the team in the second half with long
one-handjumpers as he hit seven for eight from the floor. Adams led the
team with 19 points and Thomas trailedwith 17. Maximus Tennes, a noted
runner for the Lyceum Groundhogs, was often called "Foots" byhis
associates. A recently discovered first edition of "Pentameter is a Drag"
by Alexander Popereveals a little-known facet about Al's character. In a
flyleaf of the edition Pope is quoted as saying,1"And ten low words oft
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PAGE EIGHT THE COLLEGIAN FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1962 BRUCE FOSTER and Phil
Halin, who tied for first place in the third Viceroy Football Contest,
were rewarded by Walter J. Strong, collegerepresentative of the Brown and
Williamson Tobacco Corp. in the sum of $63 each, a division of the first
and second prizes. The third place winners of $10 each were Thorn
Armstrong, Gary Axtell, CharlesBaker, Don Duwe, Mike Foss, Donald Holert,
Steve Kelly, Ronald Saltis, Robert Wade, and DennisWilliams. Western
Compared To Central OFFICIAL NOTICES By publication of these notices
studentsare deemed to be officially notified of any. events are
obligations indicated. ENGLISH COMPETENCY ;"TEST: WINT|:R'r-'QUATlTER,
;f; Required of all teacher education students. Prerequisites"~y
Four^quarters of college attendance and successful completion of English
150 and 101 (composition) orequivalent. • - Important:
Change of - date. This test is to be taken during the third week of the
winter,quarter. -May be taken on Thursday, Jan. 17, 3:00-6:00
p,'m„. or on Saturday, Jan': 19, 9:00 a. m.-12:00 noon.
Both tests are in room 231 Old Main; building. | Formal- application -
must :be made at theregistrar's office at least three days before the
test is given so that eligibility can be checked. Studentsmay register
for either session (no student -will be admitted to a session for which
he is not registered).Student Body cards must be presented at the test
for identification. (Students who have'earned,a grade of B or better in
both English 100 and 101 :pri :this campus will be exempted from;the
test.)..,•
••;:,:^yt-72r^:%'y^ ^:- WINTER QUARTER
" STUDENT, TEACHERS:::.":;;; • ^ Assignmentto
siipervisor for winter quarter willbe mailed oh Monday, Dec. 10," by
student teaching office. ! :; FINALEXAMINATION^ SCHEDULE FOR;
• FALL QUARTER -Glasses meeting once or twice weekly
willhold examinations at the ;last regularly . scheduled session. Classes
meeting three or more times perweek will hold examinations as scheduled
below. The last regularly, scheduled classes will meetMonday,^ Dec. 'lp-
'•' i-: Vy. - lZ:. Class « / r - gt; Exam
Hours Tuesday, Dec. 11^- :l i 8:00A.M.....I 9:0041:00 A.M. 12:60f r . .
: . . . 11:00-13V0b'P.M. Wednesday, Dec. 12—*" " "..
9: CO A.M..1..9:00-11:00 A.M. 1:00 P.M. .;". gt;. 1:00- 3:00 P.M.
Thursday, Dec; 13—-
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10miA.M. J.:. 9:0041:00A.M. 3;00 P;M.l.:r.l:C0- 3:00 lt;P.M. Friday, Dec.
14— •.,. '?; lt;lii"00 - AM.:-: ' .
.9:00-11:00 A.M. 1 2:00 P , M . . . ---1:00- 3:03 P.M. Students are
renuhded} that no early examinations are permitt e d ; ^ - - : ^ ; - J ^
^ ^ ^ ; FINAL REGISTRATTON 3 Final registration for ; lt;;winterquarter,
which includes/therpay-merit . of fees, is: scheduled ^ for Wednesday,
Jan. 2, according to thefollowing schetuile : ; 1 ' : Students whose
lasfci name • begins with letters A-L wilt pay fees
ateast door Carver; Gym in the following order--;J7f307; A-B; 9:30, C4):
11:00, E-F^G- 1:30, H-L; 2:30, J-KrL.: 7NZB-M fc'L Students whose last
iriame begins with letters MtZ"will, pay fees at the "north doorCarver
Gym in the following order: 7:30, M-N-;"- 9.:• 30,:h
O^P-Q-R; 11:00^ S; 1:30, T-tJ-V; 2:30,^WrX-Y-Z.
gt;•/•: Failure to meet the
appointment will result in a late registration charge:. .:CHANGE
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the student will behanded his admit to class cards. It is the
responsibility of the student to give these cards to theinstructo'r at
the "first class meeting. "Students who do not present cards will not be
admitted to class.? Winter; quarter identification cards will be
distributed during registration; Students will be required toturn in
their fall quar: ter cards at the time they pick up their new ones. We
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