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- 1958_1212 ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1958 December 12 - Page 1 ----------n Takes Aw The Western Washington Collegian received 183 out of 200 points to emerge as top-ratednewspaper for the second year in a 13-college critical judgement of newspapers and- annuals, byprofessionals in the
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1958_1212 ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1958 December 12 - Page 1 ---------- n Takes Aw The Western Washington Collegian received 183 out of 200 points to emerge as top-ratednewspaper for
Show more1958_1212 ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1958 December 12 - Page 1 ---------- n Takes Aw The Western Washington Collegian received 183 out of 200 points to emerge as top-ratednewspaper for the second year in a 13-college critical judgement of newspapers and- annuals, byprofessionals in the newspaper and printing business. WAYNE EHLERS, Collegian Managing Editor;Wallie Funk, main Editor; and James H. Bliss, publications adviser, look over the and Klipsun Fridaynight. speaker; Ken Robertson, Collegian awards presented to the Collegian Tamanawas of CPS tookthird and second place annual awards. THE CULMINATION OF a year's efforts by a segment of Western students was achieved last Friday evening when the Evergreen State Press Association Awards for the best newspaper and the best annual of the Conference went to Western's Collegian and Klipsun.Carolyn Kyle edited the Klipsun and Ken Robertson the Collegian. The newspaper winners weredetermined by two judges, Bill Fowler of the Beliingham Herald and Ed Litchfield of the S p o k a n eSpokesman-Review. These two men judged the entries on a 100 point system, with points given formakeup, coverage, photography, typography and headlines. SECOND PLACE IN THE Conferencewent to the Mooring Mast of Pacific Lutheran College and third place to the Campus Crier of Central.Eastern's Kinnikinick, and the BOOKS DUE ALL BOOKS IN GENERAL circulation from the CampusLibrary and from the Main Library must be returned, and all fines must be paid by Tuesday, Dec. 16,at 9:30 p.m. Students returning books or paying fines after this date will be charged a $1 clearance feein addition to the usual fine. The list price will be charged to all students for lost books, and grades willbe withheld from students who do not return books, pay for lost books or pay fines by Friday, Dec. 19.Special permission to keep books beyond the Tuesday night deadline may be granted to students whoneed the books for class use. Reserve books will continue to circulate through Thursday, Dec. 18. OUR CONTROVERSIAL CHRISTMAS PACKAGE To quote Perry Como, "We Get Letters . . ." On pages 5and 6 of this week's edition, we are almost deluged under a flood of letters. They cover everything fromClough to the Administration to boys singing to girls' houses. All we can say is that this is one opinion-packed Christmas package. We would like to tie it up with some kind of ribbon, but we don't think there is any strong enough to hold the controversial contents. It remains our policy, however, to print all signedletters, even though some of them wouldn't look nice under the campus Christmas tree.—The Editor.western Washington COLLEGIAN Western Washington College, Beliingham, Washington Vol. LS, No. 10 - Dee. 12, 1958 No more reel changes: Legislature Moves to Acquire 'Cinemascope' THE STUDENTLEGISLATURE WENT ON RECORD Wednesday night in approval of the purchase of an anamorphiclens, a new projector and installation expenses that will bring cinemascope movies and continuousprojection to campus movies. "By not charging admission to these movies, we will not have trouble from downtown people and everyone on campus could be admitted free," Legislator Barbara Bos, said inexplaining her plan for taking a 25 cent per person fee from present student government fees andapplying it to the cinemascope plan. The Legislature approved the committee recommendation andappointed a special committee to investigate the plan further. Fred Boede presented the group witha W Club plan to obtain programs from the Coca-Cola company for basketball games, selladvertising for them and sell them to students. Profits would be turned over to increasing athleticscholarships. "We're trying to build up our W Club to something besides just saying it's there,"Legislator Fred Emerson said. The Legislature approved the plan and gave the W Club permissionto carry it out, AFTER LISTENING TO COLLEGIAN EDITOR Ken Robertson for 15 minutes, andhaving heard Collegian Adviser James Bliss the week before, the Legislature unanimously approvedgiving the power in signing Collegian requisitions to the Collegian Editor. "I believe students shouldbe responsible for student money," Robertson said, "The Legislature can fire me any time if they don'tlike the way I handle it." IN ONE OF THE HASTIEST PARTS of the meeting—adjournment—President Al Jung announced that next quarter the Student Union Committee would be junked andreplaced by a "Union Board" to be headed by Joe Malik, and that the ASB Executive was instituting aCodified Revision Committee that would advise the administration on the legal aspects of powersand commitments of the ASB. Bruce Hannaford, a graduate student, will head the committee. "Wait aminute, Mr. President; before we adjourn don't we approve of these things?" Legislator Dave Amosbroke in. "Next meeting," Jung stated and adjourned the legislature until next quarter. Curtain Rises onDrama of 'Suspense and Love' Tonight THE LEGEND of Barbara Allen will come to life tonight andtomorrow night in the Music Auditorium, as the curtain rises on "Dark of the Moon." Curtain time is8:15 p.m. This play, a story of a witch boy who wants to become human so he can court BarbaraAllen is a combination of music, dance and drama. It combines the elements of conflict, suspenseand love to make the story, as Dr. Gregory recently s t a t e d , "One of the most unusual and mostexciting plays to be given here at Western in recent years." The combination of unusual and interestingstage settings should also add to the excitement of the play, and making it a show worth seeing. I N TE R P R E T I N G SMOKEY MOUNTAIN life has been the goal of Richardson and Burney, the twoSouth Carolinan authors of "Dark of the Moon." In the play they have set forth a standard of living verydifferent from that of our own, one A scene from 'Dark of the Moon.' which may be criticized—oraccepted by open minded people for what it is—a standard of a class below that which we normallyaccept. Tickets for the production can be obtained all day today at the box office in the A-M Building.Tickets will also be available to students this evening and tomorrow evening upon presentation of theirASB cards. For those other than students and faculty there will be a. one dollar admission charge. ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1958 December 12 - Page 2 ---------- Page 2 WESTERN WASHINGTON COLLEGIAN December 12, 1958 Western hosts press conference:Paper Responsible to Students Not Gov't; Jung Tells Editors Nearly 50 newspaper and annual staffmembers from all annual representatives lt; " 7 ' ' ° ' ' ' p n President Al Jung say that ued theiranalysis of "— a over Washington State heard ASB a newspaper editor is responsible to his readers,not his govern ment, as he welcomed delegates to the fifth annual Evergreen State Press AssociationConference held in Bellingham Friday and Saturday The total delegation of approximately 45 studentsfrom colleges state heard speeches by Northwest and universities throughout the publications personnel, both collegiate and professional, and discussed publications problems in annual and newspaperseminars. Meeting at the Bellingham Hotel on Friday and Saturday, the group moved to the campus forthe Saturday afternoon sessions. Because of the weather, several of the delegations from east of themountains left late Saturday afternoon. ASB PRESIDENT AL JUNG welcomed the representativesFriday and spoke of the mutual responsibilities and communication necessary to both the studentpress and student government. The student press, Jung stated, is not responsible to its studentgovernment but to its student readers. Both student government and the student press should try tofoster public and individual expression among students. Herald City Editor Bill Fowler spoke to thenewspaper representatives on the general quality of their papers and then dealt specifically with . e a c h . . paper. Fowler commented; that , he "believed that many of the limitations to be found in collegenewspapers were the result of very restricted budgets and, consequently, limited space, rather than to a lack of talent." On the whole, he considered the efforts quite good. A PROFESSIONAL REPORTER,Larry Hildebrand, also of the Herald, spoke to the group as future journalists late Friday afternoon.Talking informally, he answered questions about profesisonal journalism and compared it toCollegiate work. Also on Friday afternoon, Clyde Robinson, manager of Student Publications at theUniversity of Washington, spoke to annual representatives. He discussed the reason why theUniversity had elected to have their yearbook published by a firm in Texas rather than a local one. Mainly the switch was due to the increased services which the Texas company offered and a lower bid bysome $4,000. Following Robinson's talk, the annual group heard James Abbott of Seattle's CraftsmanPress explain the advantages of Photolithographic Printing. MAIN SPEAKER AT the banquet, WallieFunk, Editor of the Anacortes American, presented the newspaper plaque to Wayne Ehlers, ManagingEditor of the Collegian. Dr. O'Brien of the English Department, made the annual award. On SaturdayMiss Bonnie Wiley from Central led a seminar on Newspaper features, and continued the judging decisions made on the annuals. Later in the morning Rogan Jones spoke to the entire group on his trip to Russia, and the Russian newspaper and T-V. THE NOON BANQUET at Edens Hall wasattended by Dr. W. W. Haggard, Western president, who spoke briefly to the group on the college andtheir student bodies' problems and challenges which will have to be met in the near future. Highlight ofthe last session was a discussion of the freedom of the press, preceded by a brief statement ofpositions by Western Legislator Jack Rabourn and Wayne Ehlers. At the same time Letterpressprinitng was discussed by Kenneth Miller of Western Engraving in Seattle. His talk was followed bycomments on annual photography by Russ Clift of Jukes Studio in Bellingham. DON DANIELS ofEastern and Linda Bruns of Whitworth were elected by the assembly to succeed Ken Robertson andFaith Hearsey as 1959 ESPA Director and Secretary. "IF HB5 GOTTA WEAE MY SHIFTS I WISHHE'D STOP USINQ INIC FOR HIS TESTS." No-Doz, No Books, No Notes Present Challenge at FinalsAS THE QUARTER'S end draws nigh and student speculation concerning finals mushrooms intosomething akin to panic, haggard faces and No-Doz breath are the rule rather than the exception. Thisgrim situation is not even alleviated by playful conversation. Gay cries of "How are you?" areacknowledged with bellicose, "I stayed up all night cramming and now you try to pick a fight." Snorts . .. Most scholars admit "final days" are the low points of their collegiate careers. Therefore, in theinterest of our thought-congested public, the COLLEGIAN is publishing hints which should aid theanxious tyro in his Moments of Truth (apologies to Mr. Hemingway) . One excellent way to preparefor the oncoming rush of paperwork is to study the quarter's notes care- (Continued on Page 8) FinalsSchedule CLASSES MEETING only once or twice weekly will hold examinations in the last regularclass session to avoid conflicts. Classes meeting three or more times weekly: Wednesdays, December17 12 o'clock classes at 12 o'clock 2 o'clock classes at 2 o'clock REGULAR CLASSES meet throughthe eleven o'clock hour Wednesday, examinations begin at 12 noon. Only those classes scheduled forexaminations will meet Wednesday afternoon and thereafter. Thursday, December 18 9 o'clock classes at 8 o'clock 11 o'clock classes at 10 o'clock 1 o'clock classes at 1 o'clock Friday, December 19 8 o'clockclasses at 8 o'clock 10 o'clock classes at 10 o'clock 3 o'clock classes at 1 o'clock 'COKE" IS AREBtSTEREO TRADE-MARK. COPYRIGHT © 1358 THE COCA-C*!.* COMPANY. -•SAVE-Cashand Carry Discount Fine Dry Cleaning Expert Repairs and Alterations Free Minor Repairs SuperiorCleaners 207 Chestnut THE DEPARTMENT of SPEECH presents Darh of the Moon Tonight -Tomorrow 8:15 p. m. College Auditorium College students may get their FREE reserved seat tickets atthe Auditorium box office Cheerless leader Not a "rah rah" left in him! He's just discovered there's nomore Coke. And a cheer leader without Coke is as sad as a soap opera. To put the sparkle back in hiseye—somebody!— bring him a sparkling cold Coca-Cola! Drink (mS SIGN OF GOOD TASTE Bottledunder authority of The Coca-Cola Company by COCA-COLA BOTTLING CO. OF BELLINGHAM ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1958 December 12 - Page 3 ---------- December 12, 1958 WESTERN WASHINGTON COLLEGIAN Page 3 Camera Sheds Light On 'Darl^ ofMoon' When the curtain rises on "Dark of the Moon' tonight college students will see one of the mostunusual plays to be presented on the Western campus. Publicity has been built up around these aspectsof the play: it will feature hill folk, the main character is a "witchboy," it is a story of love and suspense,"witchboy" is supposed to fly from a mountain on stage. The staging of the play, the preparation, thedirection are things playgoers do not see, however. But they are the things that make the play. Behind the scetves-.-.they have been building a "mountain" on the Western stage, they have beenrehiarsirigHheir'Mnes, fnd the final results will be the work of the direction of Dr. William Gregory, aman'Who will not even appear on stage. To get this story in pictures, the Collegian sent photographerJohn Zuanich behind the curtain to capture what we think are some unusual pictures. They show theexpresion, the off-guard moment, the people you will not see on stage, the ivhole drama that takes placeweeks ahead of the presentation of a play, which is only the quintessence of days and hours of workcrystallized into a final, brief, fezo hours. Photo-Feature By John Zuamich • * * DAVE BUFF andPatti Eppig embrace, (in the course of the play?) * • • TWO 'real cool cats' are Diane Cowlesand Eli Jones, witches for the evening. • • • VICKI FOSS and Dr. Gregory hang up clothes andcostumes in the Green Room in preparation for Friday night. • • • ELI JONES casts a waryone-eyed look as she Is "made up." • • • DR. GREGORY and Geri Mac- Masters consult witheach other before applying Jim Herth's makeup. ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1958 December 12 - Page 4 ---------- p*t • 4 WESTERN WASHINGTON COLLEGIAN December 12, 1958 Drastic Construction Cut PutsPublications in SUB BY PAT PALMER A DRASTIC $17,000 COST cut will provide the new StudentUnion Building at Western with the needed money for a publications area. The original bid forconstruction of the SUB did not call for this additional section. David Laster, chairman of the . Student Union Committee, and Harold Goltz, director of Student Activities, have requested the contractors tomake material and structural changes which will result in the reduction of --' the cost of the building. yThe cost cuts include a savings of $5,560 made possible by changing accoustical plaster to accousticaltile throughout most of the building. The elimination of all Mag-nasite Terrazzo floors except in thelobby and on the front stairs will save $7,000. "WE HAVE HAD WONDERFUL cooperation from thecontractors in making changes in building costs without destroying the quality and characteristics of thebuilding," Goltz said. The added publications area will now be able to provide room for a new CollegianOffice, as well as space for the other publications, such as The Profile, The Writer, The Navigator, and The Klipsun. A darkroom and other photographic facilities will be included. UNDER A" 300-DAYcontract, the construction of the SUB, which waa begun on Nov. 3, is scheduled to be finished on Aug.28, 1959. Interior Designer Douglas Bennett is working in collaboration with Architect Fred Bassetti.Bennett is deciding upon the interior decorations now instead of waiting to plan the furnishings whenthe building is completed. Substituting as a ballroom, the main lounge will have colored thermostatic-controlled lights, which can be raised or lowered, brightened or dimmed. Bennett is designing the lounge furniture and features in conjunction with these electrical lights. "If they ever get a cinemascope lensfocused on this part of the campus . . . wow!" 'No More Breaks in Movies,9 ASB Veep Says Deck theHalls with Advertising' THE ASB SOCIAL BOARD is considering the purchase of an anamorphic lensadapter, a cinemascope screen and a new arc projector for continual movie projection. Of course thisproject will be expensive. The anamorphic lens adaptor zootdd cost approximately $220, thecinemascope screen (size 14' x 30') would run about $450 and the new arc projector, being the mostexpensive, would cost about $1,500. Installation cost of all would be $300. The present projector hasundergone a complete overhaul and at the present time is in excellent condition. The question thenwould be, are you students satisfied with the present system of movies? At the present Western has an adequate movie program. This means we have a popular price and fairly good selection of movies, butthey are one, two or three years old. To strive for an even better program, we can not maintain the status quo. The second projector would give Social Board movies a theater-like showing. No breaks would bepresent — each film would be shown straight through. Is this an item we can do without?Cinemascope is a coming thing on several Washington college campuses. Central WashingtonCollege has installed this program and it is working out very well. The rental of cinemascope films would not cost any more than what we pay at the present time for our films. The only additional cost wouldmost likely be five or ten cents per student to make allowances for wage increases for studentemployees which goes into effect' next year. THEN, W E S T E R N STUDENT BODY, shall wespend approximately $2,500 for the, entire program? Can we do without the additional arc projector? We would appreciate hearing from you.—Kirb Cleveland AIR CONDITIONED the ALPINE CAFETERIA 1223 Cornwall B. B. Has the Selection FURNITURE HOUSEWARES APPLIANCES EASYPAYMENT SERVICE Corner of Bay and Prospect Christmas is just about here, the snow is (was, atleast) falli n g , bells are ringing, and everyone is of good cheer-especially people with a product tosell. Those people, the manufacturers and others who take advantage of Christmas to push a product,are the target of Stan Freberg, a master of sarcasm, who takes a king-sized swing at those whocommercialize the Yule-tide season on a new record called GREEN CHRISTMAS. This new release is a 6 minute, 50 second blast by Freberg, with the Jud Conlon (never heard of them) Chorale and BillyMay's band, at those who utilize November and December to make a holly-wreathed buck. The record is chock-full of priceless barbs: "Christmas has two S's in it, and they're both dollar signs," criesFreberg in answer to one who suggests that Christmas might have some other significance than acommercial one. "Words to live by," gloats Scrooge, played by Freberg, "Christmas is something totake advantage of—jump on the red and green bandwagon—a sentimental shot in the arm forsales!" "Deck the halls with advertising, What's the use of compromising?" scheeches the Choralewith glee. And so it goes. The public can take its hat off to Stan Freberg, an advertising man himself, for expressing the general ill feeling towards the massive prostitution of a pretty important birthday. Whiletalking about records, I may as well bring up another record of a different vein. The record is an AngelRecording, T H E R U S S I A N A R MY You're ALWAYS Next! HALVERSON'S BARBER SHOP 125North Coinercial Bellingham Hotel Building "We must put the College on the map, men. This is it. 'Give a student for Christmas/ Tremendous, eh men?" CHORUS AND BAND. At the risk of being named a"pink," I want to say that this record is excellent. The Chorus is magnificent and polished, the bandplays with authoritativeness and finesse. The band and the chorus work as a unit, and the listener isoverwhelmed by the marvelous total sound generated by this] team. The selections are mainlyRussian and Ukranian folk songs, but as this performance was given in London, the Russians comeacross with two well known English songs as well. One of the very impressive numbers is the oldfavorite, "The Volga Boatmen." This one gives the chorus a real chance to show their stuff, and they do.THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE came when I heard this group take off on "It's A Long Way to Tiperary"; tosay the least, I was impressed. At the end of this cut I zoas looking for a dotted line to sign my nameon. The listener can still feel the glint in the eyes of the Russians as they outdo the English on theirown song. Get good and liberal; give this record a listen. ZIPPER 3-RING BINDERS 30% OffSTATIONERY-VARSITY 30% Off FILLER PAPER—2 50c Pkgs 77c STUFFED ANIMALS 20% OffDESK BLOTTERS—Reg. 75c 30c While they last MEN'S GYM SHOES, Black—Special. $4.05Regular $8.95 See our new low rental prices on Skis, Poles and Boots Student Co-op Store See OurQuality School Jewelry ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1958 December 12 - Page 5 ---------- December 12, 1958 WESTERN WASHINGTON COLLEGIAN Page 5 The Police and the Student \.R«a„l.l.y„ rroouunnd the ivy ALONG WITH THOSE WHO COMMERCIALIZE CHRISTMAS, thereseems to be a • •' B N '1 CI h tendency in Bellingham to commercialize on the College. Y C1 £Perhaps is is only because the Bellingham Police Department is trying to enforce the law, and Whilewalking past the playfield in front of the Campus School perhaps it is only because college students areoversensitive about receiving parking tickets or t h e o t h e r d a y I *** t n e siris' field ^ k e y team inaction. From the being arrested on their way to mail a letter. If this is the case, then some of the lawsshould be changed or at least made public more often. A college student we know was walking innocently down the street this quarter when he was taken to the Police Department and accused of molesting agirl. His grilling was not pleasant. More students we know are having trouble finding places to park theircars and when they park them in 'no parking' areas at night where they have never received tickets before, they suddenly find themselves receiving parking tickets, even when their parking is not obstructing trafficor harming anyone. The arrests and tickets may all be within the law, but it is certainly not a way for thePolice Department to win friends and influence people. GENERALLY, POLICEMEN IN THIS CITY AREUNDERSTANDING and nice people. Lately their actions appear as a crusade to gain money for the city.We say "appear." Perhaps they are only up here because alarmists in this part of the city have atendency of calling the police whenever they hear a strange noise. There seem to be too many prissypeople who would not allow college students to have a little normal, human fun,, sometimes, especiallywhen the fun is actually hurting no one. If the city and the people in it do not understand that youngpeople do not yet have the "maturity" to conduct themselves always as if attending a funeral, then theyshould import a seminary or establish a few more mortuaries in their town. At any rate, the interest of thePolice Department is not what we are talking about when we students of Western invite the interest of thecity in our affairs and activities. 'LETTERS -WE GET LETTERS9 'Has Clough Seen Humor?' aboutStudent Government, and these sentiments are also the sentiments of the majority of the student body)and many of the other sore spots here at Western. CONCERNING NEIL CLOUGH'S Many a Fridayafternoon I've shown by these men who gave sev^ column, "Rally Round the Ivy," we stood in the hall atOld Main as eral encores. are not quite sure what he is try- the Collegians were delivered. The ing to saywhen he writes, "Who is students come up take one out of this insignificant nobody who wrote the rackand they first turn to the letter about me which appears Clough's column; after that they on the editorialpage? He must be read the rest of the paper, one of those guys who is going to THIS YEAR'S Collegian(as run for office." was proved by your ESPA looks of things we should take the next Olympics with "nosweat." TO THE BLUE BLAZER WEARERS Well you've made a heck of a big mess, now when are yougoing to start doing something. To whom it may concern—It has been brought to my attention by several members of the "W" Club that there have been many fellows on campus wearing athletic awards earnedat high schools and colleges other than Western. The honor of wearing athletic awards on this campus is strictly reserved for those who have won their award here at Western. Sweaters and jackets received atother institutions are not to be worn on the WWC Campus. • • • Daffynitions—Chaperone: Onewho is too old to get into the game, but still tries to intercept passes: Bigamist: A guy that keeps TWOhimself. The Viks beat CPS last Friday, but on Saturday night they were edged by PLC in a real hardfought contest. Aside Lines: A girl's biggest asset is a man's imagination . . . Why can't we have a whole week for finals instead of just two and a half days? . . . Too had one of those icy branches didn't fall onsomeone who doesn't matter (A Legislator). • • • express their sincere appreciation to who w a s t h a t ciimbing up the fire escape at Edens last Gary Lind and the group of men weekend? . . . I hear tellthat the party after the ESPA conference was students who gave a beautiful a reai baU. , . . Firstimpressions: she looked as though she had dressed Christmas serenade Monday night. m f r o n t of anairplane propeller. . . . Ad for grass seed: How are you The terrible weather conditions did fjxed for bladesPeople who live in glass houses shouldn't undress not dampen the Christmas spirit ^ the living room. . . .Who was it that threw that bag of water from the window of MRH at the local goon squad last Saturdaynight. . . . The difference between wrestling and dancing is that some holds are Remember when you flyto be sure and take How about a repeat? barred in wrestling. THE GIRLS OF KLUANE a plane. A letterfrom the editor: Is he implying that the student is an insignificant nobody, and therefore what thestudent feels is not important? Or, is he trying to say that anyone who backs the legislature isinsignificant? Is this the paper's latest way of improving public relations? It seems as though Cloughcan hand out criticism but is a little too thin-skinned to take it! Oh yes, has anyone on the Collegianstaff besides Dave Amos ever heard of original humor? We're glad Clough labels his "jokes" as such!We're also wondering why the paper allows Clough to write for it. We've all seen better examples ofwriting in high school. Pity the poor gullible souls who are influenced by his column! BONNIE JOHNSON VIRGINIA LOUSHIN ROBIN REA DONNA OSBORNE PAULA GILES JOY SHERMAN JEANJELLISON DONNA SIMS SHIRLEY EDNEY 'Clough Speaks award) is the best ever since Why WePrint Clough's 'Column' I've been here at WWCE. This is due to you Mr. Editor who have had foresightenough to employ the services of writers such as Mr. Clough who have aroused the interest of theWWCE student body. I would be willing to bet that you have increased your readers 10% because ofthis. I say a job well done to Mr. Clough. JIM SMITH An Interested Student (Clough Writes InRudeness' To the Editor: It seems to me that Mr. Clough, by branding a person who has the p o r y e a r s the y have"turneorovVr"the"page; of Their audacity to criticize him as an in- c o U e g e n e w s p a p er a n d f o u n d n o t h i t h a t r e p r e s e n t ed significant nobody, has placed fchem or e y e n r e mmeTested them. B u t t h ey himself above criticism. Is he a God? „„,. *__ +Vlio nnn«*. «,«.. i«. ^ -,*. , iL, pay for this paper—they make it possible. It is this editor's belief that because of thatalone there should be something in their college newspaper that they can turn to and enjoy and feel isspeaking for them. Why do we of the Collegian print the Column of Neil Clough? That is a question that is being asked more violently than ever these days, and we do have an answer. The president of theAssociated Students Friday stated that the newspaper editor's responsibility is not to the studentgovernment, but to the student readers. This is a point we have long believed in and battled over, and areabsolutely overjoyed that at long last someone has joined our side who is not necessarily on our side allthe way. We print the column of Neil Clough because we believe he and his opinions are representative of a majority of the students at Western—the students who do not take part in government, who do noteven attend legislature meetings, who have little to say in anything that goes on around the College, who do not seem to matter to many people in high offices. But they are here and they have opinions. Thesepeople matter to us. They are our readers. or 0 Dear Editor: AFTER READING Mr. Opper-man's letter to the editor of last week I felt it my duty to come to the aid of Neil Clough. It is my opinion, but I feel I can safely say that it is the opinion of 75 to 80% of the student body that Mr. Clough's column has broughtnew light to the Collegian. In the three years I've been at Western Neil Clough is the first guy with gutsenough to stand up and say what he thinks FOR SOMEONE WHO quite often abounds in rude, purelyemotional, and often unfounded criticism, he has little room to speak. I hope that during his studentteaching (which he is doing now) he doesn't pass this irresponsible attitude on to the children. By theway, Mr. Clough, I am not a member of the Legislature and I'm not in need of measurements for ablazer. But I am one of several who have been disgusted with your column since its inception.ROBERT WHEELER 'Thank the Boys For the Sernade To the Editor: KLUANE HALL WOULD like toClough's column is certainly not grounded on fact or even on good "journalism." It is a column of opinionand that has always been stated. In contrast to it, we offer a column by the ASB Executive, the news ofthe college, the solid facts on our other pages, and even editorial opinion that solidly differs with Mr.Clough. But for us to ignore the average student—the one who really pays for this paper and itspublication-would be a reversion to the past when cliques controlled everything and only they hadnewspaper space to continually harangue on points that interested nobody but themselves. Mr. Clough's criticism may be rude, but often the truth is rude. His opinions may not be fact, but who can say what isfact, and how many can say that people in public offices always speak the truth when all many of themever utter are platitudes and harmless philosophies to content people who do not know what is goingon, because what is really going on is kept from them? Mr. Clough may offend the pleasant attitudes and the "nice" atmosphere on our campus, but the pleasant and the nice are not the only facts of life. Thejokes and criticisms he writes may not be original or nice or pleasant, but they are what people think and say everyday, and when one cannot print what he thinks or says, then the printed word will neverrepresent anything but an emasculated, distorted picture of our life and times. We believe that themajority of our readers want his column to continue and until that belief is changed it will continue. To ushe represents the students who pay for publication of the Collegian. Not just the people in office, or thepeople who complain about anything they do not consider "nice." We may not always agree with what he says, but we defend his right to say it. He occupies only a small space in our paper compared to thecountless people who are always saying the same old things. Never before has this editor been told byso many students that they like something in the Collegian as those who tell him about Clough's column. By the way, if you do not like his column, why do you read it? —KEN ROBERTSON WW CollegianEntered as second class matter at the post office at Bellingham, by virtue of the act of March 8. 1879.Second Class Postage Paid at Bellingham. Washington Published weekly except during vacationperiod*, Printed by Cox * Ebright. Inc. Iftllinghara, Washington Subscription rate, by mail, $5.00 peryear, in adranca Editor Ken Robertson Managing Editor Wayne Ehlers News Editor ... Faith HearseySports Editor ... Doug Simpson Copy Editor Sharon Koivisto Social Editor Mamie Nelson Adviser .James H. Bliss Special Coverage Staff Lyle Price, Brenda Lindsley COLLEGIAN REPORTING STAFF:Frances Evans, Pat Palmer, Linda Lawson, Elaine Nogami, Bob MacArthur, Howard DeWitt, PatBellingar, Carol Zeigler, Anne Allen, John Greer. ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1958 December 12 - Page 6 ---------- Page 6 WESTERN WASHINGTON COLLEGIAN December 12, 1958 Letter to the editor: 1 Challenge the Administration1 Dear Editor: "STATUS QUO" IS A hallowed word at Western. Retain the "status quo"and Western will retain its static position which seems to be the aim of certain members of theadministration and the administrative policy. I would like to ask Dr. Haggard, does Western have anArts and Science Program? The college catalogue implies that it does, but the Placement Office does not seem to be aware of the fact. Wednesday night several of the Arts and Science seniors attendeda meeting in which "ALL seniors are urged to attend" only to find one hour and fifteen minutes devoted to placing teachers and not one mention of placement for the Arts and Science graduate. About 20% ofthe student body are enrolled in the Arts and Science Program. Are all of these people to be exposed toa system which is the outgrowth of the Education Curriculum? Whether in an education or non-education course, the emphasis is placed on the situation we will face as a graduated teacher. IWISH TO EXPRESS the student's appreciation to Mr. O'Neil for the wonderful job he is doing ondistributing information on scholarships available to Western graduates. On more than one occasionhe has implied that the Western student is not capable of being granted a good scholarship. Hemay be right. I cannot remember tlie lasi, recipient of a Rhodes or• Fulbright award—or could it bethat the qualified students are not made aware of their availability. It is encouraging to find that thePuritan ideology is still retained at Western. It seems that n o t b e h e r e - However, I and manycigarette advertising is to be others are fed-up with the prevailing frowned upon in the COLLEG- graduatehigh school attitude. If IAN. We are all aware of the t n e college catalogue is to continue fact that theWestern student to l i s t a n Axts a n d Science Program, does not smoke, and can evi- l e t i t s effectbe felt in the academic dence this hyprocisy in the form realm and not only verbiage in a of the cigarettemachine in the Publication. We want a college student lounge. It is also grati- w h i c h We c a n n a m ew i t h Pr i d e i n" fying to note, Dean Powers, that s t e a d o f hanging our head in shame a certainlocal dining room is a n d stating we are from Bellingham not an approved college meeting ^o r m a l -place because it has a bar in the same building. Are you aware, Miss Powers, that Western has thereputation of a drinking school? WE IN THE ARTS AND SCIENCE Curriculum consider Western to be a good school or we would I challenge the Administration to publicly express their views on theseissues. Do you, the liberal arts students of Western, agree with me? I am interested in your views andI'm sure the Administration is also. LARRY McCORD Since this will be taken as a seriouslycontroversial letter, it seems well to state here that letters to the editor do not reflect the opinion of theCollegian or the College.—Editor I T HAS BEEN I^OVBP AND SECONDED THAT WE SEffATQCS BEEXEMPT FROM -SCHOOt-CAWS. ALU OPPOSED MAY TURN IN THEIR COCLCP LI PS. It's a LongStory . . . '• Freshman Tells of Germany TRY OUR DRIVE-IN CASH AND CARRY MILK PUN Saveon Fresh Milk "IT'S A LONG STORY, but the final reason why we came to America was because weconsidered it would be an adventure," explains Western freshman Christal Gedicks to the question ofwhy she and her parents left Germany in 1956. The details go back to World War II. "I WAS BORN INWHAT IS NOW EAST GERMANY, but during the war we moved away from advancing troops. For fouryears we didn't know where my father was, and when we were re-united after the war we no longer had ahome." But it was not until the family was settled in Lubach, near Hamburg, and inflation struck thatthey applied to come to America. Meanwhile, Mr. Gedicks sold his store and moved the family toWupper-tal, in the Rhineland. 'We'd heard that everyone in America is a millionaire," Miss Gedicksrecalls with a smile. "We thought we would go to America and join the crowd. But it took three years toget the papers through. There was red tape and countless questions. They kept asking us, 'Are youNazis? We were told we'd have to wait." WITH A CHARMING SMILE, the freshman class Homecomingprincess added, "I'm glad we moved now. I like it very much in this nation, and I like it at Western." Buttimes were not always so bright. "I can still remember the war. It was terrible. We moved from town totown and I can remember streets lined with dead persons or with marching soldiers." It was near the end of the war that Miss Gedicks recalls seeing Russians for the first time. She-remarked that theyseemed to have no culture or civilization. They washed potatoes in the toilet, for instance, and had goldteeth made from confiscated rings and watches, the comely Western lass stated. "There is hatred of the Russians for what they did in Germany. The Americans gave us candy bars and the attitude of thepeople was different towards them. But the children were afraid to go to the Russians." She mentionedmore atrocious specific instances, then digressed to tell a humorous story about the Russians. It seems that her mother knew a lady from whom had been stolen a pocket watch, and that the Russian soldiertook the watch to the jewelry store. There he demanded the large watch be made into three little wristwatches! The pleasantness of West Germany's Rhineland was made evident. :^: . y?J.v-: £-: • .^ ' "People in Germany are not so rushed as in America. We like nature—water and nature. I like thepeople in the Rhine-land. And there's drinking. From age 10! Well . . . You should go to the winterfests— not just because of the wine, though. Many Americans attend them. The interview wasreluctantly (on the reporter's part) concluded with her observation that too many political questions had been asked. Student Christal Gedicks then returned to class. Western Wins, Loses In TacomaTournament PACKAGE ICE CREAM At Our Drive-In Hillview Dairy 1824 Cornwall Avenue We ServeLunches and Refreshments 24-HOUR SERVICE On WEDDING INVITATIONS 0ox Sfruyte, 9«c-PRINTERS STATIONERS PHONE REgent 4-6550 Below Bellingham National Bank * Star Rexall DrugCo. PRESCRIPTIONS TOILETRIES Open 9 to 9 — Sun. 6 to 9 State and Holly RE 3-3760 BY JOHNGREER WESTERN WASHINGTON'S Viking basketball squad defeated College of Puget Sound and lost to Pacific Lutheran in the Tacoma Athletic Commission Invitational Tournament at Tacoma lastweekend. The Viks squeaked by CPS Friday night by a 56-53 score and led PLC until the last fiveminutes before bowing 66-58 in Saturday's contest. The Viking-Logger game was close all the way.With two seconds left, Logger guard Isadore Washington scored to put CPS into a 50-48 lead, but hefouled Ron Thompson and the Vik center potted both free throws to send the game into overtime. Fromthere, the Norsemen scor- Save with our CASH AND CARRY DISCOUNT Vienna Cleaners 1-DAYSHIRT SERVICE 206 E. Magnolia Phone REgent 4-7620 T'-'itTf- V 'ft" YOTJR ROYAL TYPEWRITERDEALER Typewriter and Adding Machine Sales — Service — Rentals We carry all makes of portables and used machines Bellingham Business Machines (Next to Bon Marche) 1410 Commercial Phone RE 4-3630 Bellingham ed on six foul shots while the Loggers could muster only three. Thompson was high for both teams with 23 counters, and top Logger scorer was frosh guard Bill Demick with 15.SATURDAY NIGHT'S game between Western and PLC was also a closely contested battle. Westernwas hurt early in the game when Ron Thompson was forced to leave the floor with a multiple nosefracture, but the Viks stayed with the Lutes until the last moments when a barrage of PLC foul tossesfound the mark and the Vikings went down in defeat. High scorer for the game was Lute center BobRoiko who stuffed in 25 counters, 15 of them from the charity line. Bill Wright led the Vikings with 14while Nello Morganti picked up eleven. ENJOY GOOD FOOD IT'S Matt k Millie FOR THOSE WHO DO Complete Meal—55c 316 W. Holly ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1958 December 12 - Page 7 ---------- December 12, 1958 WESTERN WASHINGTON COLLEGIAN Page 7 Game Here Tonight: Seattle acificPlays Vikings By HOWARD DEWITT HOPING TO GET BACK on the victory trail Western's hoop squad meets Seattle Pacific College tonight at eight o'clock in the school gymnasium. Next Friday andSaturday night the Vikings tangle with Willamette and Linfield of the Northwest Conference. OnJanuary 22 Western travels to Linfield for their final tuneup prior to the opening of EvergreenConference action, on January 9. Seattle Pacific, minus their high scoring guard Loren Anderson, haveto depend on a double post. Orville Anderson, the Falcon's leading scorer, and John Knaplund handlethe pivot alignments. Pint-size Ron James is the top outside man and does a good job of feeding thepost men. RON THOMPSON, WESTERN'S high scoring center, will wear a face mask to protect hisbroken nose. A doubtful starter is Ray Kycek who bumped his head on the backboard in a recentscrimmage. Jack deKub-ber, a major disappointment so far this year, is now fully recovered from theankle injury that slowed him up in the first three games. COMMENTING ON HIS team's performance inTacoma Coach Jack Hubbard stated, "Our defense was good and the offense is rapidly improving. Our field goal percentage has not been too good but we have had a strong defense to fall back on." If Kycek is unable to play against Seattle Pacific, Ron Sal-tis will probably get the starting call. Saltis, astarter earlier in the season, is a good defensive player but has failed to score in the first three games. Hubbard expects his squad to be at full strength for the league opener against Eastern, Jan. 9. EdVadset and Wendy Weld will give Western considerable strength at guard and forward respectively, ifthey are eligible winter quarter. Both players were starters earlier in the season but have beenineligible due to grade difficulties. IN INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS reserve guard Dermot Cunningham has shot 67% from the field while Thompson has flipped in 52% of his field goal attempts. From the freethrow line Thompson has plunked in 23 of 31 attempts for 74 per cent. Gary Moore, freshman forward,leads the squad in free throw accuracy sinking four of five charity tosses for 80%. Thompson is theleading varsity scorer with 45 points. He is followed by freshman guard Nello Morganti with 38 points,and Bill Wright who has dropped in 20. Vik Women Wrap Up Sports Program with Hockey FridayALONG WITH CHRISTMAS presents many of the sports activities carried on by the women students,will be wrapped up, too, this week. Western's women took two volleyball teams to Everett Junior College last Friday to participate in an all-day volleyball sportsday. The Blue Team won 5 and lost 2 games.The "spikers" on this team were Betty Olson, captain, Leslie Larson, Jean Patton, Nancy Wheeler,Phyllis Hedges and Sandy Shaw. The White team Vik Swimmers Ready For Opening Meet UNDERTHE COACHING of John Kulbitski Western's mermen are slowly rounding into shape for the comingcampaign. The squad practices three times a week, although classes cause many of the squad'smembers to miss practices. A strong contingent of newcomers are pushing the Vikings' fivereturning letter winners for the varsity jobs. The squad will not be selected until shortly before theseason opens. Returning let-termen include Alan Coghill, Cole Comings, Charles McCurdy, Dave Munro, and Harold Ro-denberger. COMMENTING ON THIS year's team, Kulbitski stated, "If all the boys areeligible we will be much stronger from all indications, than we were last year. If we are going to be in topshape when the season starts we will have to go a little harder in practice." Rodenberger, who finishedsecond in the conference in the 200- yard breaststroke and in diving, seems to be the logical choicefor individual stardom. The 400-yard freestyle relay quartet finished second in the conference last year.Three members of this relay team return this season. WESTERN JOURNEYS to the University ofWashington on January 17 for a dual meet, and travels to College of Puget Sound on Jan. 21. TheTacoma school is the opposition Jan. 30 as the Vikings open their home schedule. 2 won and lost 5games. Those on this team were Gail Tunin-ga, captain; Sue Weidman, Irish Whitechurch, CarolynLaken-nies, Marilyn Gaskell and Esther Rousso. Many of the women students are still braving theelements for those last turnouts of field hockey. Field hockey is still being played but ice hockey is nowa pre-requisite. This week will also be the last week of hockey turnout as the women begin studyingfor finals. THE FALL SPORTS were summed up by the P.E. Department as "quite successful" asthere were many new participants as well as several old ones. The girls turning out for volleyball and field hockey wish to thank volleyball adviser Miss Hull and field hockey adviser Dr. Aitken. In joining with the Yuletide spirit, the Rheba D. Nickerson Club held its annual Christmas party at the home of theiradviser Miss Ruth Weythman on Tuesday, December 9. Dinner and a visit from Santa topped theevening. ON WEDNESDAY EVENING the Women's Recreational Association held their annualChristmas party in the Campus cafeteria. By DOUG SIMPSON Another honor was added to guard EdMelbourne's gridiron accomplishments last Friday. Melbourne was named to the first team All-PacificNorthwest. Jack Sim, Dennis Sheppard, and Fred Emerson received honorable mention. The Vikinghoopsters played well in Tacoma last weekend, but lost Saturday night to PLC, 66-58. Ron Thompsonand Bob Petrosik paced the squad to Friday night's overtime victory over CPS, 56-53. . After beingoutrebounded by mediocre St. Martins two zoeeks ago, Western showed vast improvement in that all-important department. The Viks pulled down 43 rebounds to only 11 by the Loggers of CPS. Neither team was particularly effective from the floor,, but were hot on the charity line. Western converted 30 of 42attempts, with Thompson sinking 17 of 20 tosses. Against PLC Western was ahead until the last fewminutes before falling before the Lutes, 66-58. Early in the first half Western's ace pivotman RonThompson suffered a compound fracture of his nose. Coach Jack Hubbard's squad fought hard, but minus the high scoring Thompson they'; could not hold off the always rough Lutes. Bob Roiko, who has beenovershadowed by Chuck Curtis the past two years proved his value by tanking 25 points to pace PLC. gt; gt; gt; Tonight Western takes on Seattle Pacific College here in the college gym. SPC has agood ball club paced by Orville Anderson, and will give the Vikings a real battle. Ron Thompson will beable to play with the aid of a face mask. With a healthy Thompson, Western, beginning to jell as a team,should be able to topple the Falcons. There is a new addition to the swimming team's equipment thisyear. Assistant Coach Chuck Stutz has designed a mechanical rabbit that paces the swimmers. The "tin cottontail" consists of a piece of cloth tied to a string on a motor-operated pulley. The string on the pulley extends the length of the pool and is located near the edge so that it can be seen by the swimmers.After a desired time is decided upon for each lap, the indivdual figures out the pace he would have to travel in order to obtain the time; then he sets the machine accordingly. The rabbit can travel as slow as 35seconds per lap, with faster times as desired. The pacer replaces the coach who ordinarily walks backand forth at a certain pace near the pool's edge. What will they think of next? College man's best friend SAVE TIME AND MONEY ON YOUR HOLIDAY TRIPS Everett $1.45 Seattle $2.00 Tacoma $3.00Portland $5.00 Wenatchee $4.70 Yakima $ 6.30 Walla Walla $10.20 Spokane $ 9.00 San Francisco,Cal. $20.00 Los Angeels, Cal. $25.70 All prices plus tax GREYHOUND THERE'S A GREYHOUNDAGENT NEAR YOU! It's such a comfort to take the bus... and leave the driving to usl ---------- Western Washington Collegian - 1958 December 12 - Page 8 ---------- Page 8 WESTERN WASHINGTON COLLEGIAN December 12, 1958 Amid the mobiles, a king: NeilPfundt Tops In Women's Eyes NEIL PFUNDT, junior, proved that he was first in the women student'seyes as he received the crown of AWS tolo king at the formal affair attended by 450 people last Friday evening. Pfundt was crowned at intermission of the dance by AWS president Barbara Vesledahl. Hewon out over his seven opponents in an election held during the day of the tolo. A junior residing atDaniels Hall, he is an art major and a biology minor. He has been chairman of the Associated StudentBody Publicity Board during the past few months. Pfundt claims Blaine as his home town andconfesses that his favorite pastime is skiing. TOLO CO-CHAIRMEN Jane Palmer and Maude Woodtermed the dance as a success. "We would like to thank all our committees for lending a helpinghand to make the dance a success. A special thanks should go to decorations chairman KarenBrunstrom and Janice Pilik who did such a wonderful job." Decorations were done in turquoise, black,silver, and pink magenta. Modernistic mobiles hung from the ceiling light fixtures and a wall sizedmural added accent to the wall opposite the band stand. Names of each couple attending the tolo wereinscribed on notes which decorated two large music staffs winding across the two side walls.Photographs of the dancers were taken by Benson Studios of Everett, against a free-form figure. Thepictures were arranged by photographer chairman Lou McElravy. THE DANCE WAS held from 9:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. in the Elks Hall with music being furnished by the College Dance Band. Audience toJoin Chorus: Music Department Presents Winter Concert Monday Night ECSA Conference to Have'New Twists' NEW TWISTS TO OLD IDEAS in student government procedures will be one of thesubjects discussed by the Evergreen Conference Student Association, it was decided last week.Heads of ECSA committees and planners composed of 15 students, held their first meeting lastThursday in the student center. Formed by 11 colleges in the state the ECSA is to promote goodwillamong the schools of higher learning and to establish and maintain high standards of scholarshipand sportsmanship. Al Jung, ECSA vice-president said, "Perhaps the fundamental purpose of theConference is to instill in the attending officers, future Presidents, and leaders, a feeling of confidencein themselves, thus a confidence in others. It will help them develop their own strong sense ofresponsibility which will communicate itself to others." "OUT OF THE CONFERENCE will come a groupof officers, representatives and communicators who will have a high standard of achievement andsimplicity in life, a simplicity where one can act on his own because he has taken the time to reasonand confide in himself. This is what the public should respect and does." The fall executive meetingwas held in November at Seattle University. Some of the colleges represented were CentralWashington, Gonzaga, Pacific Lutheran, Seattle Pacific and Western. St. Martins sat in as an observerand Washington State College will1 sit in at the spring conference. Topics will include problems onfollow-up work, making ECSA specifically useful to member schools, artist book information, theexpanding membership, keeping the meetings short and compact. The schools are going to collaboratein planning the artists and lecturer's tours. One of the chief drawbacks last year was lack of publicityand advance planning according to the representatives. To improve, Western has already set upcommittees and taken steps to make this year's conference more succesful. ORGAN, CHORAL, solovoice and instrumental music, and community singing of two favorite carols are programmed forWestern's annual Christmas Concert next Monday night, Dec. 15. Scheduled for 8:15 p.m. in theCollege Auditorium, the concert will feature nearly a hundred students, under direction of Bernard Regier, choral director, and James Brauninger, director of the Chamber Orchestra. To begin the program, DonVoll-stedt, college organist, will play two organ preludes—"O Hail This Brightest Day of Days," byBach, and Prelude and Fugue on "Good News from Heaven," by Johann Pachelbel. THE AUDIENCEWILL join the College Choir in the processional number, "O Come All Ye Faithful." Selections by theA Cappella Choir will include Bruckner's "Ave Maria"; "Bene-dictus," by Paladinee; "Ador-amus Te," byGiuseppe Corsi; a Christmas folk song, arranged by Bernard Regier; "Celestial Voices," by Alcock; and"Hosan-na," by David Hugh Jones. The 21-piece Chamber Orchestra will offer Bach's "Suite No. 3 in DMajor; three English carols; and the Christmas Pastorale, by Val-entini. Western's Vocollegians willpresent four carols: a Flemish carol, arranged by Paul Christiansen; Christmas Snows of Sweden,arranged by Harvey Gaul; "The Holly and the Ivy," arranged by A. E. Whitehead; and "The Sledge Bells," by Hugh Robertson. A BACH CANTATA "Sing We the Birth," performed by the chorus, will be next,and the program will conclude with Handel's "Joy to the World," in which choir and audience will join.Student soloists to be heard during the choral numbers include Helen Erdman, Bellingham; DonAnother Letter DEAR EDITOR: I HAVE ATTENDED Western for three years and each quarter as finalsarrive the cry goes up for extending the test period to one full week. The faculty and students alwaysappear to be in general agreement that bundling the tests into two and a half days creates hardships forboth groups. Why then do we continue to suffer quarter after quarter? I would appreciate anexplanation. WAYNE H. EHLERS Hedstrom and David Hubert, Seattle; Eunice Liu, Honolulu,Hawaii; Howard Meharg and Donna Pierce, Longview; and Ronald Whitener, Shelton. THINGS TOLOOK FOR WINTER QUARTER: The ASB Social Calendar during registration. The New Sound atASB Record Dances. The Gateway Singers . . . The World University Service Drive. The Norsemens Ball . . . The Junior Prom. A last word from the Student Center: Have a Merry Christmas and not tooMerry a New Year. KIRB CLEVELAND ASB Vice-President finals problems continued (Continued fromPage 2) your hand shaking so hard you fully. After an hour of eyestrain c a n ' t write a legible cheat slip.you'll come to the conclusion half your notes are illegible and the other half are lost. THIS LEAVES YOU with your textbook. If you haven't sold it to the bookstore (to pay October's rent, N o v e m b e r 'sphone charges, December's pizza bill, et al) try re-reading it. Hopeless, isn't it? So there you are, nonotes; your copy of the Romance of Stone-henge (Pnrg, 1888) in escrow and One alternative is left . . .Walk up to your professor as he hands out the tests, and, in as glib a tongue as you can manage,convince him you're just auditing the class. Let us know what happens. 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